DWG here and...Okay...I have no excuses for not updating for 3-4 months, and I want to say I'm sorry. But! Don't worry! Since its summer I'll TRY to keep up with the updates AND I have until August before school starts so not much to worry. I'll also TRY to do 4-5k words per chapter or maybe even more so you guys can enjoy it, but for now I'll make this chapter short in order to prep for some stuff. Now...I also want to say that I was a bit...depressed or upset about the fact that I got 0 reviews from the last chapter other than a guest who wants more. I mean, was it because it took me so long to update? But no worries its been 3-4 months and my only grudge are research papers...God those gave me nightmares for days. Anyways thanks for being patient with me, I also have to go back to the gym or karate which will shorten my time to write so don't expect me to update everyday. What am I? A robot?
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Sun's left eye twitched as he watched Tir take out a large spoon almost as tall as her. Alain grinned as he looked at Leaf who has a wide grin as she struggled to lift a watermelon.
Krista grabbed some ketchup, mustard, syrup, mayonnaise, anything that she can use as a ranged weapon that came in a bottle was quickly harvested by her as she kept a look out for the two factions. Alain laughed as he faced the two teams with a challenging smirk. "Hear me mortals! I have the best defences that none can pierce! Surrender now before I come and make you!" Nora gave a smirk as she looked at Alain. "Never! I shall have my pancake fort even if I have to die!"
Ruby grabbed a carton of milk as she tried to look menacing. Keyword, TRIED. All that did is make her cute.
"As will the goodie and tasty Milky Justice!"
Alain smirked as he jumped down and grabbed two roasted chickens. Using his hands he pierced a hole into the rear end of both chickens, he then grabbed two nearby swordfishes and broke the swords and applied it to his makeshift weapon.
Alain took a deep breathe as he closed his eyes. "Fire!"
Immediately, Tir grinned as she catapults the watermelon into team RWBY's location, forcing them to dodge.
"Charge!" Both Nora and Ruby roared cutely as their teammates charged with their respective makeshift weapons.
Yang, being the thrill seeker she is, decided to charge at Alain's base alone. Krista, seeing this immediately grabbed a bottle of ketchup and syrup and began firing at Yang. Said girl, stopped and stomped on a nearby tray forcing the tray to take the shots. She then began dodging while doing the occassional roll to avoid being hit.
Eventually, she was forced to use a table as a shield in order to save herself from getting shot. She did a quick look as she launched both of her chickens at Krista.
Leaf saw this as she grabbed a baguette and deflected one of the chickens, the chicken flew and unfortunately landed on Joan's head, making the poor blond girl fly until she stops by sliding on the floor, she wasn't hurt thanks to her aura, but she still felt the impact and a little bit of pain.
To Leaf, she successfully defended a teammate, she is correct...by also shielding Krista, without Leaf knowing. As a result, the second chicken landed on Leaf's smiling face forcing the girl to fly back towards Sun and Neptune...which later showed that Leaf is knocked out if the swirls in her eyes are any indication.
Alain saw this and did a facepalm. "Tir, we lost Private Leaf! I'm going in!" He called out to Tir, who was busy launching watermelon after watermelon.
Alain jumped as he did a front flip aiming to avenge Leaf. Yang grinned as she took two more chickens and equipped them as gauntlets.
After landing, Alain narrowed his eyes towards Yang and charged. Yang grinned as she stopped Alain by smashing her arm on the floor once Alain got close. The former ghost did a back flip as he swung both his arms, causing the sword from his gauntlets to fly towards Yang.
She swatted the first and did a high kick to redirect the second blade causing the blade to almost hit Krista.
Alain charged once more as he readied his chicken gauntlets with Yang doing the same. Alain did a quick jab towards Yang's face causing her to block it giving Alain the chance to kick Yang's side.
Yang did a small grunt as she landed on a table. Alain smirked as he pointed his chicken gauntlet towards Yang and said one word.
"Fire!"
Suddenly, a watermelon exploded nearby Yang causing her to dodge a bunch of shots from both Krista and Tir.
Meanwhile, Ruby surfed towards Ren catching him off guard. Ruby grinned as she jumped with her tray and smacked the tray towards Ren's head. Fortunately, Ren had enough time to block the tray.
Weiss meanwhile, with a swordfish on her hand is having a duel with Pyrrha, however, she is being overwhelmed as Pyrrha used two baguettes to block Weiss's thrust. Weiss did a confident smirk as she backed away from Pyrrha and took a nearby ketchup bottle.
Pyrrha saw this with wide eyes as she began dodging shot after shot of ketchup. Nora, backing up her fellow teammate took a pole and pierced a watermelon forming a watermelon hammer. Nora rushed towards Weiss who was trying her best to shoot Nora with ketchup.
Alas...she ran out. Nora grinned as she jumped and in a slow motion smashed the makeshift hammer on the floor. Weiss dodged a direct hit, but the force of the hammer was strong enough to send her flying towards a pillar.
Ruby, seeing this, raced to Weiss in order to save her...however, she is too late as Weiss has been KO'ed. "Weiss! Stay with me! Don't go to the light! Nooooooo!" And with that over dramatic cry Blake grabbed a rope of sausages and held her ground against Nora, Pyrrha, and Ren.
She smacked the sausages on Ren causing him to fly back a few feet. She then swung the sausages at Nora, who wasn't able to dodge, causing the rope of sausages to latch on to her foot, causing her to fall face first.
She has the range but her efforts were in vain as Pyrrha managed to toss a baguette straight to Blake's chest causing her to yelp as the force behind Pyrrha's throw knocked her off the table.
Yang saw her team down and gritted her teeth. She dodged a kick from Alain as her eyes turned red and decided to give Alain a good hook with her right.
"Take this!" Alain easily dodged the hit but he didn't expect Yang to instantly get hit at the back of Yang's right hook which also caused the chicken to slip off due to it being greasy. This in turn dazed him for a while, giving Yang the time to jump over to Ruby and say hello to the three enemies.
"Death from above!" Yang bellowed as she smashed her left fist to the floor causing it to crack and send Ren, Pyrrha, and Nora to separate directions. Ren bounced to the ground, Pyrrha and Nora both smashed through a soda machine causing the cans of carbonated drinks to fall out the machine.
After getting up, Nora took a can, shook it and quickly threw it to the sisters. Yang saw this as she got in front of Ruby and caught the can. She threw it back against Nora in high speed as Nora's eyes widened at Yang's quick thinking, thankfully, Pyrrha caught the can with her semblance.
Alain wiped the grease off his face as he shook his head. "Man...this is gonna take a while to clean up." He muttered as he took a bite of his chicken. "Never thought that I'd eat while fighting." He said as he looked at the battle going on.
Suddenly, his eyes widened as he saw Pyrrha slam her hand on the floor causing her semblance to control all of the cans...which numbered to a hundred or more.
Panic quickly took over Alain as he quickly ran towards base. "Everyone! Brace!" Tir shook herself out of her awe and shielded Krista with her body as a wave of canned carbonated drinks began to envelop everyone including both spectators, Sun and Neptune, were swallowed by the endless wave of delicious canned drinks.
After a moment, the only ones left standing are Nora, Pyrrha, Ruby, and Yang. Yang, who protected her younger sister by shielding her and punching some cans in the process was panting quite heavily as she took a charging stance.
Nora, taking that as a challenge, reclaimed her watermelon hammer and faced Yang.
All was silent as Yang and Nora stared at each other. Then...they charged. With a roar, Yang held her remaining chicken gauntlet back and prepared to slam Nora's forehead. At the same time, Nora was preparing for an upward swing.
Time seemed to slow down as both fighters neared each other ready for a last hit.
Closer...
Click! Fizz!
Closer...
Gulp Gulp Gulp
Closer...
*Refreshed sigh*
"So? Who won?"
"Smash!"
Nora managed to get the last hit because of the range of her watermelon hammer. Meanwhile, Yang is flying upwards to the sky.
"Guess we know now." Sun said as he looked at Neptune, who is covered from body to toe with cans of sodas. Neptune only glared at Sun as a hand managed to get out of the sea of cans.
"...rpri...st...live" A voice echoed softly as Alain comically took a deep breathe. "And that is how you survive a tidal wave." Alain looked to his side to see Tir's hand do a thumbs up.
"Hey Sun, how's Beacon?" Sun grinned as he got Neptune out of his predicament. "Pretty good. This place really rocks. Especially now that you finished your food fight." Alain chuckled as he saw Sun point behind him. "Anyways, Leaf is just behind me so don't worry about her." Alain looked behind Sun and saw Leaf sleeping peacefully, and her pillow is a loaf of bread. "Where did that loaf come from?" Alain wondered to himself as he scratched his chin.
"Well! I guess we know who won then!" Alain exclaimed and just in time for him to see Ruby preparing herself in a running position.
Immediately, Alain panicked again. "Take cover!" Then Ruby ran. As Ruby ran she used her semblance, the force behind her charge was so fast that everything followed behind her.
Alain's eyes widened as he saw the incoming foodnami. He now realized something...he can't dodge. In fact no one can dodge it...because the entire cafeteria is forming a foodnado and is now turning into a foodnami.
Clicking his tongue, more in excitement than annoyance, he stopped and prepared himself as he shielded his face. Joan groaned as she got up, only to be carried by the foodnami along with her team.
Ruby passed by Alain in a red blur as she stopped at the end of the cafeteria. She jumped as she waited for her victims.
"Whoaaaaa!" Joan cried out as she grabbed Alain's left arm causing him to grunt. Ren passed by him quickly as he was slammed against the wall, Pyrrha tried to grab Alain but was also carried away, and Nora...well she jumped and landed on Alain's head causing him to fall and slam with the rest of team JNPR.
Alain only had enough time to open his eyes...only for a big piece of ham to hit him causing him to wince. Many food and drinks smashed against his every body causing him to grunt and clench his teeth. After a few seconds, the assault of foodstuffs was done and a clicking of a camera was heard.
Krista looked at the piece of art in awe as she pocketed her scroll.
Sun looked at everybody with a wide smile as he put his arm over his best buddy. "I love these guys." Neptune however was not amused as his face was painted with different things.
Suddenly, the doors to the cafeteria was opened quite forcefully revealing an angry Glynda. She walked past Sun and Neptune as she glared at the situation.
With a wave of her hand and her crop, she fixed the entire cafeteria which almost made it look like nothing has happened. After cleaning everything and fixing a few tables she immediately turned to the three teams who was dirty from the food fight.
"Children, please. Do not play with your food." She stated as she narrowed her eyes at them.
"...aaaaaaap!"
Suddenly, Yang came back from the sky with her gauntlet, Ember Calica, causing her to crash on the tables. She got back, although a little dizzy and laughed it off. Everyone laughed aside from Glynda, Ozpin, who mysteriously appeared, and a fuming Neptune
Glynda growled as she glared at them. "Oh let it go." Ozpin said as he held a hand on Glynda's shoulder causing her to sigh. "They're supposed to be the defenders of the world, especially Mr. Kerrigan, if what you said to me was true." Ozpin nodded as he took a sip from his mug. "Yes, but they're still children. So why not let them do their part?" He turned towards the doors and began walking. "After all...it isn't a role that they'll have forever." He muttered as he left the cafeteria.
Yang, while laughing, was thinking of something. 'What the hell where those things?'
Earlier, after Yang was launched into the sky
"Hierarch! A strange object is slowly rising from the world's atmosphere." A Zealot called out as Zavalis eyed the figure before saying something.
"What in Aiur's name?" He muttered before seeing the figure disappear slowly.
With Yang, she just did one of the most thrilling things ever. However, her eyes widened as she saw someything.
"What are those?!" She managed to scream out before falling back to Remnant. She panicked as she took out her scroll and called for her weapon. "Well let's see...can I catch Ember Calica?" She questioned herself and in the end she did.
Shooting dust rounds to slow her descent, she managed to get close enough to the cafeteria buidling before running out of dust.
"Craaaaaap!"
Back to present
Yang shook her head as she shrugged if off. 'Not like an alien race will invade...right?' She asked herself as she went with her team to clean up.
Dark cave
A strange big creature with glowing blue eyes looked around it, its body hidden by the shadows. It eyed the black puddles. He looked at the creatures snarling at it as it unleashed its power causing the near and foolish to charge to be incinerated by the raw psionic energy emitting from the strange alien like creature.
The creature looked around once more before giving a malicious laugh. It looked at what seems to be the leader if the size of it was any meaning. It looked at its eyes before its eyes glowed even brighter.
"All...shall...SUBMIT!"
Now cut! Finally finished! Now the future chapters WILL be 4-5k or more words. However, there will be times when I am a few k words short because of circumstances that will be random. Now PLEASE review cuz I really reall REALLY do need them to know how I am doing. And NO! I do not like to abandon stuff so don't worry. Anyways see ya guys in the next chapter! Enjoy the summer!
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