So... I just started a new job recently and it's been a little hard to keep track of Super Smash Bros. Maxed out but rest assured, I will keep doing my job as an entertainer of this story for the fans! Though chapters might take a little more time than usual, but they will be released!
And now for some reviews and answers!
TheLarry101: Yes I know Crash needed more screen time but I have plans for him in this chapter and the future, also this isn't a BowserXPeach thing as I have no plans for that.
7lights13darknesses: Thank you for liking the story so much! I've been trying to get back into the FanFiction game for a while now, and yes Olimar can be a bit dark at times but he means well to all of his fellow smashers. Also, Bowser Jr doesn't gave a lot of teachers in the Koopa Kingdom, so someone has to teach how to be a king!
AngelZeroEXE: Thank you so much for the positive review! Crash is going to be a handful in the mansion, especially in this chapter. I'm not going to say how Crash became leader of that raccoon pack, only that Roy is going to be out of commission for bit. As for Claire Redfield, I have plans for her and Bowser's newfound friendship later on, though I'm not sure how. Also, I can't really reveal any spoilers about who's going to appear next, only that the first DLC wave will feature a lot of long time wanted characters.
SAgotogether: I'm so glad you found that funny! I wasn't sure how to add that part but it looks like it paid off just great!
BlueJack22: It really wasn't the first awkward interaction between Bowser and Peach, especially since their "encounters" together.
With that out of the way, on with the show!
Cooking dinner was one of the most interesting part of the day, mostly because of the few who would cook the food and those who would eat it. The task of making meals for the Smash Mansion was an easy one, but it came with its own brand of chaos. The necessary ingredients were usually laid out on the counter and ready to be cooked, yet who would prepare the meals would fall upon a random person while the rest handled the other responsibilities of setting up the dining room and delivering the meals, which itself was a perilous task.
Mostly because most of the smashers ate like animals.
Pun not intended.
Tonight's main course was chicken, a simple dish yet one that took pristine detail that if ignored, would cost the evenings dinner and a wasted meal.
Which is why Master Hand had carefully selected Princess Peach, Falco, Ganondorf, Pikachu, and Sonic to handle making dinner.
"Alright people, let's do this!" Sonic clapped his hands together upon entering the kitchen with the other four, he already had chef's hat on his head and apron on in an attempt to prove his cooking experience.
"What's first?" Falco asked, taking a look around the kitchen.
"Start the oven, I'll prepare the chicken" Peach said as she walked over to the fridge to remove some of the contents for the dinner, Pikachu followed close behind her with a spatula in its mouth.
"Don't overcook it" Ganondorf said and pointed his finger at Falco "if you do, you'll be overcooked!" Falco stared at the Gerudo king nervously for a few seconds before turning around and going to begin his task, looking behind periodically to see if Ganondorf was still looking at him in a menacing style.
Peach unwrapped the chicken on a cooking sheet and threw the trash away, and grabbed a few spices to rub on the chicken, Pikachu jumped up on the counter and tried to assist her with mixing the spices but accidentally dropped the pepper canister and released its contents all over the floor.
"Pika..." Pikachu said drearily.
"I got it!" Sonic said as he ran by with a broom in his hands, sweeping up the mess faster than Pikachu and Peach could register, only to gather an even bigger mess of dust lying at their feet. Peach kicked a small pile of it away and began to chop up the vegetables, Pikachu attempted to copy her with a potato but used its hands instead of a knife, only to get a sharp pain in its paw when it hit the potato.
"PIKA!" Pikachu shouted and jumped off the counter to find the first aid kit, Ganondorf walked past him with a pot of water in his hands. He approached the stove and placed the pot on top, turned it on, and waited for it to boil. Ganondorf began to slowly get bored of this and looked back to see Falco preparing dough for a loaf of bread, an idea suddenly went through his head and he smiled evilly, he snapped his fingers and the dough suddenly levitated in front of Falco.
"What the-" the dough suddenly wrapped around his head, covering everything except the beak, Ganondorf then used his dark magic to cook the bread covering his face, which sent Falco running around in circles and screaming in pain and clawed at the bread in an attempt to break it off.
"HAHAHAHA!" He bellowed and bent down to grab his knees, his laughter getting the best of him. Falco finally managed to remove all the bread from his face, but revealing that his feathers were brunt off and left charred pink skin.
"aaaAAAAAHHH!" Falco slowly screamed to the top of his lungs and grabbed his face, he began to run around to find something to cool himself off and stop the pain from spreading further. Ganondorf wiped a tear from his eye and calmed down, having his fun made it easier to get through cooking dinner, and went back to getting the pot ready for boiling the vegetables.
"Smash Mansion, your prayers have been answered!" A well-dressed young man shouted as he burst through the front door, snapping Olimar and Captain Falcon from their books, the young man walked into the hallway and shut the door behind him with a triumphant smile on his face.
"Can we help you?" Olimar asked, completely lost as to who this person was.
"I'm glad you asked, my friend!" The young man joyfully shouted, raising his left arm in the air in an exaggerated fashion before bowing and outreaching his hand for Olimar to shake it "I am Joker, member of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts! I am here to participate in the Smash tournament!" Olimar and Captain Falcon exchanged glances for a few seconds before looking at Joker, who shared the same perplex look but for a different purpose.
"Who?"
"Joker, one of the confirmed fighters for the tournament" Joker repeated and stood up "I received a letter a few weeks ago, sent by Master Hand".
"Oh yeah! You're one of the guys!" Captain Falcon snapped his fingers as he realized who this man was.
"Exactly!" Joker said "now then, where can I find Master Hand to confirm my arrival?"
"He's busy right now, out of house business" Captain Falcon replied "anyway, welcome to the mansion, dinner is half an hour so better find a seat before they're all gone". Captain Falcon got up from his seat and stretched, letting out a loud yawn before finishing a few seconds later and scratched the right side of his back "I've got to go, see you later!"
"Wait, hold on!" Joker stopped him before could leave "don't you guys usually hold like a special event for new arrivals?"
"Not really" Captain Falcon said "people come and go here, so there's not a lot going on there".
"But at least there has to be some sort of introduction to the mansion" Joker said as he looked around the living room "or at least a welcoming party".
"Nope, just go sign in your name in the main office and then Master Hand will give you a roommate list" Captain Falcon stepped away and turned to leave the living room, he took another look at Joker and nodded "see you later!" And walked off, Joker looked at Olimar who was still reading his book, only to look back at Joker and smile.
"So... What are you reading?"
Crash burst through the kitchen door with a bowl in his hands, ready to assit with cooking dinner and serve it to the rest of the mansion, it was his first time cooking since he left his home to compete in the Super Smash Bros tournament.
However, he was met with a block in his path when Ganondorf stepped in front of him.
"Not going to happen" he said with a scowl.
"Huh?" Crash looked up at him with confusion.
"Just let him help Ganon" Falco said as he passed by the evil king with a bowl and spoon in his hands, his eyes narrowed at him with a look of revenge for the bread incident earlier "maybe he could be useful". Ganondorf mumbled a curse under his breath and went back to his previous duty, allowing Crash to pass and find something to do. His eyes settled on a chopping board with a knife stuck in it, a pile of vegetables ready to be prepared next to it, an idea suddenly popped into his head and he ran to the front of the chopping board to assist with cutting up the food.
"Yee-haw!" He shouted as he tossed an onion into the air and threw up the knife which passed by it, the two items twirled around in the air for a few seconds until the knife fell down and Crash caught it by the handle. Crash's eyes watched the onion as it began to fall, he threw up the knife again in an attempt to slice the onion but watched as it became stuck in the ceiling. Crash brought a finger to his chin and tapped it quizzically, not even minding the onion fall onto his head and bounce off the floor.
"Aha!" An idea suddenly went off in his head, he ran to grab a chair and returned the counter... Only to place the chair on the counter and jumped up to the chair with tremendous power and reached for the knife, it was still out of his reach, and he hopped a few inches to grab it. Unaware that the chair began to topple beneath him but he ignored it and jumped one more time, grabbing the handle of the knife. He cheered for his victory and lowered his foot to get down... But found that the chair wasn't beneath him, Crash looked down to see that the chair had fallen off the counter and landed on the floor with an unconscious Sonic laying next to it. His eyes widened in fright when he realized he was now stuck to the ceiling with a knife, he grinned at the audience and chuckled before clinging his whole body to the knife, unaware the knife was slowly becoming loose.
The dining room was well-kept and extravagant, as Master Hand would expect to be, being it was the most valued room in the mansion. Most of the mansion's activities would be held which ranged from small meetings to settling disagreements among smashers, yet the purpose of fine dining remained its true purpose.
"Lousy table length" Wolf cursed under his breath, being less than enthusiastic about helping set the table despite the hundreds of other things he could be doing at the moment.
"Don't make a fuss of it, just do your job" Dedede said as he sat atop of a pile of pillows he stacked for himself, a clipboard in his right hand and a pen in the other.
"You're not even doing anything!" Wolf shouted at him.
"I am doing something!" Dedede shouted back at him, arms flailing wildly "I'm supervising! It's a job, look it up!"
"Supervising includes assisting with others!" Wolf barked.
"Boys, you're both pretty" Samus said between their bickering, setting a table on the table while carrying a stack of plates with her left hand "just set the table already".
"Fine..." Wolf growled and resumed his job.
"You're off a few centimeters" Dedede said as he squinted his eyes to see how Wolf set the plate in an attempt to annoy him, which worked when Wolf snarled at him and threw a plate at his face, throwing him off the pillows and landing on his back "... And your form is off..."
"That's it! You're dead turkey!" Wolf shouted as he jumped over the table and ran at the Dream Land queen with his hands outstretched to grab him, Dedede saw his attacker coming at him and screamed at the top of his lungs. The two began chase throughout the dining room, with Wolf pulling out a weapon and shooting at him, nearly missing every time. Dedede grabbed a chair and threw at him but dodged it, the chair flew past the table and went straight through the window.
"Samus, do something!" Dedede shouted in terror.
"Don't you dare help him Aran!" Wolf shot at Dedede again, this time striking his crown which flew off his head and burnt into midair, Dedede didn't even bother to turn around and strike back but instead kept running and finally ducked under the table. Wolf stopped in front of the spot where the king of Dreamland slid under and, without thinking, grabbed the table and began to lift it with all his strength.
"Wolf no!" Samus shouted.
"Listen to the lady!" Dedede screamed, hands over his head in his best attempt to hide himself from danger.
"You're mine!" Wolf sneered, a vicious grin grew on his face, knowing his victory would be near. The table began to creak, and slowly began to lift as Wolf put all his stamina to flip it over. Samus ran behind him and grabbed his chest to pull him away but failed as his hands kept a tight grip on the edge of the table, which forced it to shake violently from side to side.
"Let go!" Samus said as she pulled harder.
"Never!"
"Someone stop him! He's a maniac!" Dedede cried as the table started to move, Wolf kicked Samus in his hip which sent her tumbling back, giving Wolf the chance to flip the table over and see that Dedede was in the fetal position.
"End of the line turkey" Wolf said as he stood over the Dreamland king, his grin bearing down at him like how a lion would corner its kill, and his weapon aimed at Dedede's face "say goodnight you sack of s-"
"What is the meaning of this disaster?!" Wolf turned away from his close victory to see Master Hand floating in the doorway and suddenly snapped his attention to Wolf aiming his weapon at Dedede and the table flipped over, there was dishes either lying on the ground or smashed to pieces, and Samus lying on the ground in a daze.
"Help me!" Dedede screamed again, getting up and running out into the hallway, far away from the maniacal space wolf.
"Uh..." Wolf's mind began to think of ways to talk himself out of his incoming punishment, though it was hard to when Master Hand had his... Fingers crossed and looking straight at him, Wolf's eyes darted from side to side as he searched for an escape route.
"Hey guys, I got the-"
"Nonspecific excuse!" Wolf shouted as he pushed Male Robin, who had just returned from the kitchen, aside and ran into the kitchen. The sound of a window crashing could be heard seconds later and someone yelling came shortly after, Master Hand and Robin looked at each other for a few seconds before shrugging, Master Hand snapped his fingers and the table slowly floated off the ground and returned to its previous position. The dishes that were lying around or broken disappeared and quickly reappeared on to the neatly cleaned table.
"There, now to find Wolf" Master Hand said proudly and floated out of the room, Robin blinked a few times before getting up and returned to performing his job duties and tried to forget what he saw, Samus woke up and looked around to see if she could find Wolf but only saw that the dining room wasn't in ruins like how she remembered.
"...Hello?" She called out.
Crash held tightly onto the handle of the knife, and looked down to see his only means of escape was gone with an unconscious hedgehog lying next to it. He shot his head to the left and right a few times before looking at the audience with a blank stare, he looked back down at the floor and screamed as he realized his current situation. The knife was slowly falling out of the ceiling and Crash knew it was only a few minutes before he fell onto the counter and would receive a painful welcome, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a bottle of glue, acting quick, he squirted glue all over the edge of the note and blew on it to fasten the drying pace.
The knife was beginning to slip faster, signaling the glue wasn't working, and Crash screamed again. He reached into his pocket again and took out a packet of gum, he placed a piece in his mouth and chewed for a few seconds before taking it out of his mouth and stuck it to the right edge of the knife. He took another piece and did the same as the previous, until finally the blade was covered in sticky gum wads. The knife stopped moving for a few seconds and remained still, Crash cheered for his victory until the spit from the gum made the wads slip off onto the ground and the knife moved once again, Crash's eyes bulged out of his head and he began to look for anything else that might help him with escape his fate and stuck his hand in his pockets for a few seconds. His face beamed when he grabbed a hold of something that might be useful and, with a little straining, pulled out a queen size mattress and threw on the ground.
Sonic rubbed the back of his head and got up, a thumping headache made him wince in pain a bit, he looked to the back to see a chair lying on the ground.
"Huh? How did this get here?" he asked himself as he grabbed the chair and started to set it back at the table, when something large hit him in the back of the head again, sending him crashing to the ground with the chair hitting him in the forehead.
The mattress landed on the ground (and Sonic) with a quick crash and laid out in the middle of the kitchen, Crash swung himself back and forth for a few seconds before letting go and falling onto the mattress. He bounced on the springy bed for a few seconds before hopping off and went to find what else he could do, easily forgetting about the knife.
Sonic crawled out from under the mattress and got back up on his feet, the pounding in his head was worst now, he went to grab some ibuprofen for his pain, and turned around to find the medicine cabinet. Only for the knife to narrowly miss him by a few inches. He jumped back when the steel blade came falling down, right before he took another step, it stuck into the ground with a crack forming after its arrival. Sonic looked around to see where it came from before looking up, nothing was there but a small slit in the ceiling.
Kirby stood over the prepared chicken, drooling over the steam resonating off the crispy skin and the smell of spices entering his nostrils. It had taken quite a bit of time for Peach and him to cook, but it was worth it, and now it was time to eat the spoils. Opening his mouth, Kirby began to use his inhaling ability to devour the chicken but failed when Peach grabbed the cutting board with the chicken resting on it, his arms slumped down in disappointment when she carried the chicken away.
"Poyo..." He moaned.
"No Kirby, this is for dinner" Peach hummed as she walked behind the counter, followed by Ganondorf carrying a pot with him and set down, Peach turned back to face the evil king and saw the pot with a ladel in it.
"Go ahead, I dare you" Ganondorf smiled viciously at her with fire in his eyes, making her very uncomfortable "it's to die for..."
"Um... Thank you" Peach tried to put on his best smile but found it to be difficult when he grabbed the ladle and handed it to her, rather forcefully, his eyes never taking off of her "well... Let's see what you've made". Peach lifted the spoon to her mouth and took a sip of the liquid, her eyes suddenly beamed with amazement and began to drink faster before finishing and handing the ladle back to him, the vicious look now replaced with a simple nod and grin.
"Poyo!" Kirby cheered, knowing that whatever Peach tasted was delicious, and jumped off his stool. His little legs carried him as quickly as they could so he may grab the pot of whatever was inside, Ganondorf stopped him by grabbing the pot and lifting it above his head.
"Not for you, pest!" He growled and faced Peach "so, what do you think?"
"It's marvelous!" Peach chirped and clapped her hands "what did add to it?"
"Just a simple Gerudo recipe I learned a few years back" Ganondorf said, the pot still above his head as Kirby jumped up and down to grab it "I created it in an attempt to craft something memorable for special events, figured now would be a better time than any".
"What's in it?" Peach asked.
"Just a few Hyrulian ingredients" Ganondorf replied "I ordered them from the web a few weeks ago and they arrived last night, it may have costed me a few hundred dollars but tonight will be..." He looked up to see the pot but to his shock, it was gone "WHAT?!" He looked around to see who could've taken it, only for his eyes to rest upon Kirby and Falco dipping pieces of bread into the pot and eating the contents inside.
"Poyo!" Kirby said with his mouth full of bread, a few pieces of food nearly missed Falco.
"Don't eat with your mouth full" Falco said as he covered his face and smiled "but yeah, it's pretty good".
"You two!" The two turned their attention to see Ganondorf stomping towards them, fists balled and ready to knock them out, and his face in a twisted look of fury. Kirby and Falco gulped their food in a nervous panic and ran for the safety of the hallway, Ganondorf chasing after them when he turned to Peach and pointed at the pot "whatever is left in there, pour it over the chicken and put it back in the oven for an additional five minutes!"
"But..."
"Don't question it, just do it before the taste fades!" Ganondorf said before running out into the hallway.
Peach blinked a few times and turned to find the find the pot, steam still moving in the air, and walked to retrieve it. Ganondorf must've spent a lot of time and patience on this dish and keeping it out of anyone's grasp would make him pleased, at least for a little bit before something else made him enraged. Reaching for the handles, Peach heard the door to the kitchen swing open and she looked back to see Falco walking back in, a bruised right eye swelled up and watered.
"Are you okay?" Peach asked with concern.
"Yeah, I'm fine" Falco muttered "Mr. Happy gave me this as a thank you gift for complimenting his food" he pointed at the black eye with a grimace.
"What about Kirby?"
"Take a wild guess" the two heard the sound of something pinging and everything went silent, they watched as the door opened to reveal Kirby with a Ganondorf-like hairstyle on top of his head, Ganondorf walked into the kitchen a few seconds later with a horrified look on his face. It was as though he had been through some horrifying experience, but remained silent and went work on making tea.
"Ganon-" Peach began but was cut off when Falco raised up a feather.
"Don't, trust me" Falco said "it's not pretty".
"Poyo?" Kirby asked, obviously confused over the situation.
"Yeah, let's go see if the table is set" Falco said as he and the star warrior walked outside to dining room, leaving Peach and the still fear-struck Ganondorf alone. Taking another look at Ganondorf, she could see that he was covered in some sort of wet liquid, though she couldn't clearly make out what it was. Ganondorf remained silent as he placed the tea bags into a variety of cups, his face still in shock.
"Ganondorf?" Peach asked, only to receive Ganondorf screaming in fright and jumping as high as he could and crashed his head through the ceiling, becoming stuck. Peach moved over to his position and looked up to see he wasn't moving, she stretched out her hand to tap his leg but stopped when he began to thrash wildly.
"Help me! Help me!" His muffled screams called out from the floor above her, whatever was on the second floor was making him scream in terror.
"Hang on! I'll go get help!" Peach shouted and ran to find someone to assist with removing Ganondorf from the ceiling "not this again..." She muttered under her breath.
"Please hurry!" Ganondorf was now attempting to pull himself free by pressing his hands against the ceiling and pulled on his head "They have markers!"
"Is anyone here?" Joker asked as he stuck his head through the doorway and looked inside the empty room, seeing that it held a variety of game systems and video games inside. He had been looking through the mansion to search for someone to give him a grand tour of the mansion but he had been told the same thing, they were either getting ready for a special event or simply ignored him.
"Pichu!" Joker snapped his attention away from the room and looked to the ground to see a small mouse-like animal looking up at him, a box in its hands.
"Why hello" Joker smiled and did a politeful bow, the mouse lifted the box up to him and seemed to urge Joker to take it. Raising an eyebrow, Joker hesitated to take it out of fear it might be a trick but reconsidered the kind gesture as a manner of good will for his introduction in the mansion.
"Pi!" The mouse chirped, bouncing up and down in an excited manner, signaling that it was attempting to befriend the new arrival. Joker returned the smile and grabbed the box from the mouse, which was now clapping its hands and repeating "Pichu! Pichu!"
"Thank you Pichu" Joker nodded and-
"Don't open that" a voice called from within his head, Joker's eyes bulged out of their sockets out of surprise upon hearing whatever was speaking to him.
"Pi?" The mouse known as Pichu titled its head to its side, equally confused as Joker was.
"Trust me, don't open that" Joker spun back to see a large creature floating in the air and staring down at him with its arms crossed.
"What's so dangerous about a simple gift?" Joker asked as he lifted the box to the creature, who raised a hand and it suddenly began to levitate in the air.
"Watch" the creature said in an uninterested manner "this is for your safety".
"My-" Joker was cut off when a purple bubble-like substance covered the box and, without warning, the box exploded. The inside of the bubble was covered in smoke a few seconds later, Joker looked in shock at the potential attack and then at Pichu, who was now grinning evilly at him.
"Mewtwo, I just patched up Roy's wounds" Lady Palutena called out from the room behind Mewtwo, who shook his head and moaned, seemingly not in the best mood at the time to healing the swordsman from his earlier encounter with the raccoon pack.
"I have to go" Mewtwo said to Joker and then pointed at Pichu "don't accept anymore gifts from this one".
"Pi!"
"Also, if you're looking for Master Hand" Mewtwo continued "he's in his office, though he appears to be on the phone with someone at the moment so wait a few minutes before going in".
"Perfect, thanks" Joker said and nodded at the psychic Pokemon, who returned a glance and turned to head back and treat Roy's injuries. Joker felt a tug at his pant leg and looked down at Pichu, who was now smiling innocently at him with starry eyes, he was beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable after what he witnessed and managed to return a sheepish smile but backed away slowly.
"AAAHH!" A shrill cry broke Joker out of his trance and made a mad run for the downstairs, nearly falling down the staircase if it weren't for the large gorilla in his way, Donkey Kong grabbed the man from behind his back and tossed him onto the chandelier.
"Oh dear..." Joker watched as the room swung back and forth, his vision was in a blur after being thrown at a powerful speed, though it seemed to slowly calm down after a few seconds. Looking down, Joker could see Lucas and Luigi looking up at him, frozen in their spots and trembling with fright.
"Incoming!" Shouted King Dedede as he ran into the hallway, knocking over Luigi without noticing, he seemed to be in a panic state and trying to escape something. As Joker looked on, he could see Wolf run after the penguin, still furious about what transpired earlier, with a weapon in his hands.
"Get back here bird!" He shouted as he shot at Dedede.
"Take the boy, not me!" Dedede said as he ducked behind Lucas, using him a human shield.
"Wait, what?" Lucas asked as he turned to look at Dedede with a shocked expression.
"Don't talk back, just do your duty!" Dedede pointed a finger at his nose with a solemn expression, apparently very serious about the situation he was facing, which Lucas wasn't exactly proud to be a part of.
"Doesn't make a difference to me" Wolf said with a grin "two for the price of one!"
"Lucas, do something!" Dedede cried.
"Too scared!"
"Crap!"
"Say goodnight your royal-" Wolf mumbled the last few words before shooting at Lucas and Dedede and watched as the beam hit Lucas in the face, sending him flying through the air and crashing out of a window.
"I'm okay!" Lucas called out.
"Don't care!" Wolf replied and then loaded his weapon again before facing Dedede, who was now curled up into a ball and rocking himself "you're next!"
"Please spare me!" Dedede wailed and clamped his hands together to show his beg for mercy "I have a wife and two kids!" Wolf suddenly looked at him with a surprised expression, only to see that he was now snickering and darting his eyes around.
"Dumbass" Wolf said under his breath and aimed again, this time taking notice to keep it aimed at Dedede's face.
"Goodbye cruel world..." Dedede whispered and closed his eyes, waiting for the beam to strike him. Wolf pulled the trigger and a loud bang was heard, only for the beam to never launch. The two suddenly went wide eyed when it happened, Wolf lifted the weapon to his eye to see if it was stuck, but the barrel was empty.
"What happened?" Dedede asked.
"Not sure, let me see if I can..." Wolf turned the weapon off and on, and tried to shoot at the wall but nothing happened. The two looked at each other for a few seconds before shrugging, seemingly to instantly forget what they were doing before the weapon powered down, Wolf threw it on the ground and kicked it against the wall "lousy piece of crap!"
"Where did you buy that thing from?" Dedede asked as the two walked into the dining room.
"Some random guy on the street" Wolf replied "kind of look like Duck Hunt Dog, but with a perm".
"That is Duck Hunt! He does it to mess with people!"
"He does what?"
As the two conversed, Luigi got up from his unconscious state and looked around until his eyes rested on the blaster, realizing that it could be a potential hazard to the mansion. As he walked to pick it up, Pichu ran up behind him and grabbed the blaster before looking at him with a malicious smile on its face, Luigi could hear the sound of large wings flapping above him and moved his gaze upwards to see Ridley flying above him with a Bomb-omb in his hands.
"Oh no" Luigi said, watching as the two prepared to strike him with vicious intentions.
Joker had to turn his face away as Luigi was pelted with attack after attack until finally, the charred and broken body of Luigi laid on the ground, groaning in pain.
"M...Mom...Ma...Mia..." Luigi could barely speak but slowly crawled to the stairs, only to stop when Pichu grabbed him by the foot and dragged him to the living room "NOOOOO!" He cried as the mouse Pokemon looked up and nodded at Ridley, who followed Pichu with a wicked smile on his face.
"This is just horrifying" Joker thought to himself, not even an hour here and already he was a witness to the horrors that were enacted daily within this household "now to get off of here".
"I got it!" called a voice from behind him, Joker didn't have time to react to see who spoke up when something slammed against his face and sent him falling to the ground with a loud thud.
"Did you really have to do that?" Inkling Girl asked Bowser Jr as they sat in the clown-copter on the second floor, the cannon in the middle of the vehicle still smoking from the cannon that was fired, Bowser Jr looked at Inkling girl with a childish smile and giggled.
"What? He's fine" Bowser Jr replied and pointed to the first floor where Joker was back on his feet and rubbing his forehead, yet it was evident that he wasn't amused.
"Just go to Master Hand and do the paperwork" he said to himself as he walked down the hallway "after that, unpack and make some friends".
Oh hard this evening would be for him.
And it wasn't even four in the afternoon yet.
Sorry this chapter is so short, I've been wrapped up in work and trying to juggle everything in between. However, I am going to introduce the first wave of DLC smashers in the next chapter, it might take some time but I will update every now and then.
Until next time!