A drabble for you while I wait for my beta to look over today's PAPI chapter...there may be more of these...it's going to be a REALLY big chapter. hehe.
Enjoy! And keep an eye out for my triumphant return to Passive Aggressive Post-Its after a week off!
Nin-Nin Motherfuckers!
In which we discover the true power of being a ninja (and where Bacchus gets his never ending supply of booze)
Natsu stood tall and strong in front of his chosen brothers, in black from head to toe, with the exception of the white scarf wrapped around his head, completely concealing his pink hair and his face, except for his eyes.
He began to pace in front of the group of similarly attired men assembled before him.
"Brothers. This is our moment. Our moment to show the rest of our house that they were right to choose us. That we belong in Fairy Tail down to our very souls. This is our chance to save the day, and commit an outrageous felony at the same time! After all, what is the point to a fraternity that does not use the cover of the mob mentality to wreak havoc on the campus and show the students what it means to have a fan-fucking-tastic time? There is none! We are brothers in name, creed, and philosophy. Nothing can touch us as long as we present a unified front! Nothing can stop us! Nothing can bring our family down! Brothers, onward to glory!"
It was one of Natsu's most inspiring speeches. Particularly heart-stirring and blood warming.
Or it would have been, if his scarf hadn't made the whole speech completely indecipherable.
A newly initiated freshman brother of Fairy Tail leaned over and poke Romeo, whispering, "What did he just say?"
Romeo shrugged back. Who knew?
Silence reigned as the group of men tried to figure out what was expected of them. Eventually Natsu caught on that something was off and tugged down the portion of scarf that covered his mouth.
"What's wrong with you guys? That was fucking inspiring!"
A yell from the back of the crowd from the tallest, broadest shouldered ninja broke the silence.
"We couldn't hear a word you said with that scarf on, dumbass. What the fuck do you want from us?"
"Shut the hell up Laxus!" Natsu automatically launched back. "Alright guys, let's do this short and sweet then. We've got a telephone pole to steal in order to build a ridiculously large pirate ship for a parade we may or not even get to show off to the readers. Daylights a wastin'! Repeat after me! Nin-nin motherfuckers!"
"NIN-NIN MOTHERFUCKERS!" the group yelled as one, and ironically thundered after their leader, leaving one very drunk ninja behind to stare at them in amused disinterest. Bacchus took another swig of his favorite rice wine and grinned, pulling several sets of room keys from his pockets. He'd managed to lift most of their room keys and a few cars. If he hurried, all of their secret liquor stashes would be his before the "ninjas" could make it back.
"Nin-nin motherfuckers indeed," he whispered to himself with a grin.