Naruto The Thunder God

-1 Month later-
Kuro was with Kushina in Uzu/Nami District she took care of him while minato was in his office doing paperwork while i got a new team.

Naruto's P.O.V
We got to the training ground seven my team's number is Team 7 on my Team is Sayuri, Sakura Haruno And Kakashi Hatake my Dad's student
Kakashi started reading his book and " Ok Team Interview Yourself " he said
Sakura *asked why he didn't go first*
Kaka-Sensei sighed and started saying : My name is Kakashi Hatake my hobby is hm.. I have a lots of hobbies i like my Sensei Minato Namikaze and His Wife Kushina Namikaze
I like reading "Cough cough Porn Cough" i said and they glared at kakashi
And that's all"

"So now Pinky why don't you go first" he said pointing at Sakura

I'am Sakura Haruno i like *looks at Sayuri and Squeals* i hate Naruto-Baka and glared at me my dream is *looks at Sayuri and has hearts in her eyes*

Kaka-sensei sighed and thought " oh great a fangirl let's hear the others "
he pointed at me and said " Now you blondie " i started " my name is Naruto Uchiha i like sayuri , kakashi hatake , my family and i hate Sakura Haruno and *glared at her*
(I said her name with venom) and directed a small amount of killing intent at her that froze her... i sighed and stopped leaking the K.I ( Killing Intent ) "and my dreams are to "*Glares at sakura and prepared a kunai*
i sighed again " And my other dreams are not your business " i said with a psycho grin

They were all scared and thought " i don't really want to be on his shit list "

Than Kaka-Sensei pointed at Sayuri and said " now you emo-queen "
i glared at him and leaked killing intent at him

sayuri said " my name is Sayuri Uchiha i like Na-ru-koi *she said with seductive voice* and tomatoes i hate Sakura and rapers, sexists, my dreams are not dreams because i will make them reality " she said

kakashi sighed " ok team i know that you know the real test behind the gening exam test so i will pass you right now, and now we are going to do D rank missions"

-1 month later-
after retrieving the tora the demon cat we arrived at the hokage's office
and there was waiting the Fire Daimyo's Wife
She was Hugging Tora so much that he had his eyes wide and was struggling to get out
i than said " Lady you must hold him like this he doesn't appreciate the way you hold him " Tora looked at me like i was a god and Minato smiled " You must hug him more roughly " Tora had his eyes wide in terror
Minato was chocking on his saliva and Team 7 they all were laughing at the cat that was nearly dead
Fire Daimyo's Wife " Thank you young one he seems to like it more he isn't struggling anymore " she pointed at a sleeping Tora
i smirked and spilled a water in bucket at him and he was awake i than said " now hold him for him to have enough room to breathe " i said and Tora was having eyes wide again and thought i am a god again...
The Fire Daimyo's wife nodded and did and Tora liked it and stayed in her arms she thanked and got out of the office

Minato said " Now Team 7 are you here for another mission ok we have here walking inuzuka's companions, painting the fence or cleaning the training grounds "
i said " Now we want a C-Rank Mission " he nodded and gave us a mission to the wave country i thanked and read through it and explained it to the team 7 and they nodded
Minato than said " Bring Tazuna in "
Tazuna came in and said " what those brats are my bodyguards the pinky here looks like a fangirling bi**h the blackhaired and blondehaired look badass while the whitehaired with gravity defying hair looks normal
Sakura glared at him and the rest laughed at her
"now now tazuna don't say things like that to a trained killers though sakura is like and ant to a genin ninja " we laughed again and kakashi said that we will go tommorow and we will be meeting at the Gate at 9:00
we nodded. after a while Kushina came with Kuro and said " Minato i came with Kuro to visit you " Minato had been only looking at kuro and we sweatdropped when he came over and took kuro to his arms and started
playing with kuro like a child we than took kuro and got out of the office and i went with sayuri to uchiha clan district and there we ate played with kuro and slept together

-At Morning-
I took kuro to the Uzu/Nami District and left him with kushina and walked to the gate there was waiting Team 7 for me when i got there we immediately set out to wave

-after 2 hours-

i noticed a pudle when it didn't rain in days i started saying " i like puddles they are all watery and they tell you that it rained here or not " kakashi looked at the puddle and realized what i was talking about
and was going along with me " me too they are so peaceful" suddenly two figures launched from the puddle and chained kakashi and ripped him to shreds
and said " one down four to kill " they ran at me and said " two down three to kill " however i dissapeared and appeared right behind meizu and killed him with chidori through his chest and he fell down dead
" you killed my brother i will kill you for this! " gozu yelled as he ran at me i sidestepped him and caught him on the head with my rinne-sharingan activated and said " Preta Path "
and his soul was out of his body and i received the memories i turned around " Kakashi come down " and kakashi appeared and said " Now tazuna can you explain why there are B-Rank Missing nins after you? "

The End