A/n other author here. Sorry for the typos I'm writing on mobile :3

Kiritito sits in his room, his steel orbs gazing over his phone while he sits on his bed. He casually scrolls through instagram (an/ I just love instagram, don't you? Asuna: write the story me: owo ok sowwy )

Suguha walks into his room, laughing loudly.

"Kirito-sempai-san tee hee ~, how was school today?" She plops down n his bed, sitting extremely close to him. Kirito doesn't seem to notice as he just messes with his VR headset. Suguha sighs and scoots closer to him, brushing her hand along his though,

"Hry, could you, maybe not touch me? PLease.?" Kitito laughs awkwardly He doesn't like people touching him.

"But Kirito-san! I want you!" Suguha makes the :3 face at Kirirto before shoving her humongouse titties, I'm talking gigantic mamajamas, i'm saying large mammeries, in his face. Kitiro does not like this.

"Hey, I'm just trying to play my videogame here, if you could just please me alone for the moment." Kirito laughs awkwardly. Suguha sighs and leaves the room. For a handful of moments, Kirito has peace.

A light knock sounds at Kiritos door. Kirito looks at Suguha standing in his doorway, not noting the change of her clothes, which had gone from her uniform to tight nightie that clings to literally every inch of her body, leaving literally nothing to the imagination. Kirito just sighs.

Listen, Suguha, I'll play with you later, but I want to be by myself and not have my sister hanging around me at every moment."

"But Kirito, I don't want to just play." Sugua sits next to Kirito again. At that moment it all clicks in Kiritos head.

"Ne, Midori-san! can you come here please!" Kirito yell while jumping up from his spot in his bed, Suguha screams and climbs under his blanket to hide her sins. Kiritos aunt comes into his room.

"I am making dinner, what is all the fuss about?"

"Suguha is trying to fuck me please tell her to stop" Kirito explains with terror in his eyes. His aunt rolls her eyes and glares disbelievingly at Kirito.

"Whatever" he says and leaves.

Kirito looks on at his retreating aunt, the horror in eyes eyes growing more apparents.

"You such a party pooper, a know that." Suguha says as she leave his room. Kirito, shaken by what just happened, but glad that Suguha ha left, realizes just how to get the game started. Once he does that, he lays down and puts on his vr headset.

A/N Hope you guys like this! As my co-witer said befre, my name is Baewullf :3. I promise I'm str8!