Dear mum, dad, Remus, and Sirius,
One: Lockhart is the worst teacher! That's coming from me! Lydia has already had to serve two detentions with him for calling him some choice words to his face. Two: I'm hearing voices and it's scaring me.
Lyd was asking me a bunch of weird questions today. Some of the questions were about my history with mental illness, some were asking if I get headaches when I hear the voices, one was asking me if I saw things. I think she's gone off her rocker.
I mean I get that she just wants to help but I don't know if asking a bunch of random questions would help. Lyd even sent me to go to madam Pomfrey. Do any of you know what she's up to? I mean it's around the time of the full moon and she always tries to distract herself around this time but is this really the way to do so?
By the way, you may have heard that I did indeed need to go to Pomfrey other than to stop Lydia from interrogating me. Lockhart removed my bone! My arm bone! He could have let Madam Pomfrey do it but no then he couldn't have shown how brave he is. I'm rolling my eyes as we speak! I'm shocked you guys didn't get a message, or you did and you are busy, either way Lockhart sucks.
I can't wait for the Holidays, Lydia is in such a good mood. She's been bouncing around the castle like a mad-man talking about how close the holidays are. It got to the point where even moaning myrtle was annoyed with her. I love to see her enthusiasm around the holidays, it makes me so giddy.
Ron put a piece of mistletoe above our heads and she kis- hugged, hugged me (dad she totally kissed me). I'm so happy she's happy even this close to the full moon, at least it wasn't on christmas like last year.
Lydia and Hermione have had a few battles over Lockhart, Hermione saying he's so dreamy and smart, Lydia saying he's a dick. Lydia has felt like shit ever since Lockhart almost outed her, I'm so glad she's happy now. Lydia, Ron, and even Hermione have had a few rows on werewolves, I, of course, was fighting for werewolves. Lydia told me that she didn't need help defending her cause. How can such a little person have such a strong personality?
Lyd and Ron had a fight about History of Magic. I swear those two fight more than Tom and Jerry. Lydia thinks it's a cool subject but taught by a boring teacher, Ron thinks it's awful in all ways. Same thing with potions, Lyd loves potions and hates Snape, Ron hates all of it. Speaking of Snape Lydia wanted Remus to know that Snape is being a prat and is making it nearly impossible to let her make wolfsbane, it might come a little late but it will be there.
Speaking of Lydia, did you know she has "adopted" a new child that is obsessed with me! Lydia finds it hilarious I find it annoying.
I have to go Lydia looks like she is about to rip Ron's head off, he said something about girls not being strong enough to take on a "man like him" so I better go before she gets Ron into the hospital wing.
Love, the best person you will ever know,
Harry