Please read the A/N at the end.

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Izuku was having an... Odd day. First, he had noticed a few girls from the different groups looking at him funnily, next, he was being asked if he would like to join one of them for a movie, and finally, Katsumi coming in and nearly exploding the girl who had asked him to bits.

It was confusing. Katsumi was always protective of him, but even she took it to another level today. He whirled a little bit of flame into his palm as he walked under an overpass, muttering to himself about why his friend was acting so brashly.

What he hadn't noticed, however, was the manhole cover being slid open, with a foul, sludge-like substance oozing out of it, before covering it back up. "A medium-large sized meat suit? That'll be a great way to hide from him."

It was too late when Izuku realized that slime was now trying to push itself down his throat, the flame he had earlier being dispersed. W-What the hell?! I'm gonna die if he keeps doing this! Calm down and think... A-AHA!

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The Sludge Villain felt something hot in the boy's throat, as his liquid body began boiling away, which, mind you, was extremely painful, because of his mutation Quirk. He snarled, before the heat in the boy's throat raised alarmingly fast, causing him to howl in pain. That was when the Villain felt the boy beginning to go limp, HA! He was gonna get away!

But then everything went to hell in a handbasket for the Gelatinous Villain. He knew he was too slow as the manhole cover he made sure to close went flying up, embedding itself into the top of the overpass. He knew he had fucked himself over as a voice exclaimed: "I AM HERE!" And to put a cherry on top of this 'fuck you' cake, he was sent splattering into tiny pieces, unable to reform because of the dizziness of being cut that small cost him.

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Izuku woke to the sound of a voice trying to get his attention. What were they saying? "-oung man? Are you awake?"

Then it registered.

This was fucking All-Might.

And he was frozen in place like this!

"I APOLOGIZE, YOUNG MAN! I HOPE THIS VILLAIN DIDN'T CAUSE YOU TO MUCH STRIFE."

And then All-Might, the All-Might, bowed down in front of him.

"W-Woah, you don't have anything to apologize for! Even the number-one Hero c-can make mistakes!" All-Might stood tall once more, an eyebrow raised at the boy. "Well, I best be off! Though, may I get your name, Young man?"

'OhMyGodHeWantsToKnowMyName-'

"I-Izuku Midoriya, Sir!" He managed out, thank goodness. "Well, I hope you do good things in the future, Young Midoriya! Goodbye!" And in a loud Whoosh! the Number One Hero was gone.

'Wait, I forgot his autograph! Crap!'

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Katsumi wasn't very happy right now. The fact that Fingers and Eyes were following her was irking her to her very short limit. Honestly, why were they intent on trailing her every-fucking-where?! It was outright annoying. Then, she saw Eyes pull out a pack of... Oh hell no.

Katsumi smacked the pack of cigarettes away with a smouldering palm. Her eyes showed a burning anger, one even worse then her normal look. "What the FUCK, Eye-Balls?! You tryna get me blacklisted from U.A.?!"

Eyes merely chuckled. "L-Lighten up a bit, Kaccha-" SMACK-KABOOM! ...Katsumi had expected Eyes to be on the ground at that moment. Instead, she had found her hand to be stuck inside some kinda goop. "Ah, a girl? To hell with it, I need to get away, so get over here, you little bitch!

The chaos that ensued would be on the news for the months to come.

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As Izuku walked down his route, he heard a loud KABOOM! and heard voices. He took a look to his left, and saw the crowd. This was the perfect opportunity to take notes! So, he got ready to take his notebook out, until he sawnthe source of all the commotion. It was the slime villain. Ah, that was okay, maybe the bottles slipped from All Mights pocket?

He met eyes with the person in the slime villains clutches

Then, Izuku felt something snap.

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A/N: Heyo, it's ya boi, Star! I wanted to explain some things, so please, don't skip this.

1.) All Might is in near perfect condition, though he still has a less buff form.

2.) The reason most of my chapters are so short is because I honestly can't do anything too long, otherwise I loose motivation.

3.) OFA and Izuku's Quirk are going to be seperate, meaning he can use OFA on its own, or with his Quirk.

P.S: Whoever the fuck spammed 'Muda' in the reviews, will no longer get any attenetion from me in their reviews.