ya boi don't own shit

Naruto looked at his gaming buddy. "Sasuke, Sakura and I have been dating for six months, the three of us even had a threesome, wanna flashback to that?"

"Please for the love of god, don't." Said their sensei.

Sasuke was bewildered by this news. When did Naruto and Sakura start dating? And he put his penis inside of Naruto's ass?

"Sasuke, Pride month is over." Said the supreme ruler of all land, creator of life and the man who who fucks your mom, KillerBoi Eugene Jameson.

"Oh, but still, Naruto has a nice ass." Said the borderline homosexual Uchiha.

Naruto, confused by this statement, "Nigga, the fuck?"