A Hellsing FanFic
Sapphirewyren
Author's Note: I watched a Korean movie a couple of days ago called Cold Eyes and there was a scene in it that made me laugh. So that gave me inspiration to recreate that scene Hellsing style.
Disclaimer: Due to unfortunate events, I do not own Hellsing.
The mission had taken longer than she had hoped but boy was she glad that is was over. Seras bolted to her room, accidently knocking over some soldiers in the process. When she got to her room, she ran in the bathroom and proceeded to relieve herself. "Aaaaaahhhh, so much better." She sighed. But then she heard a noise that sounded like people giggling and it sounded like they were outside the door. "She left it on" a female voice could be heard saying. "I didn't even know vampires used the bathroom" a male voice added. Seras turned a deep red as more comments and laughter could be heard. How could these perverts actually be standing outside her bathroom listening to her pee? "You left your walkie-talkie on," Integra said. If Seras could turn anymore redder, she did. "Sorry!" Seras sputtered.
"And Seras, don't forget to wash your hands" Integra deadpanned.