Hypothetical Question
A Hellsing Fanfic
Sapphirewyren
Author's Note: I do not own Hellsing
Summary: The real reason why Integra was a virgin
It was a beautiful Sunday at the Hellsing Manor. There was a breeze in the mid-Summer air and not a single cloud in the air. Integra had decided to play hooky from paper work, all which she had sent back to the Round Table with a note that said "I'm no longer doing work on Sundays, so bugger the frig off". Instead right now she was lying in a hammock enjoying a cigar, a bottle of Jack and a book about ancient ways of torture. This was the perfect Sunday, until she felt the presence of one annoying vampire king.
"My master, I have a hypothetical question for you." Alucard purred.
The Hellsing leader glanced up at him and sighed "You know I find hypothetical questions to be pointless."
"Fine, but I'll ask anyway: "If you were to have sex with a man, what kind of man would that be?"
"I would never have sex with a man. The day they can clone me with the proper appendage, that's the day, I will have my brains fucked out."
"That makes no sense."
"Why not? I'm everything I want in a man." smirked Integra.
Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed. Please feel free to read my other series "Winds of Change", "Alucard Discovers" and "An Unfortunate Series in Which Enrico Maxwell Suffers- A Lot". Thank you.