Everything that glitters…
A Hellsing Fanfic
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Integra and Alucard looked at the dead girl at their feet.
"Master…."
"WHAT?! You're going to tell me that was not a vampire?"
"She was not a vampire. That was Taylor Swift."
"Never heard of her, besides she looked like a vampire."
"My master, not everyone that is pale is a vampire."