Dead Animals and Shower Scenes
A Hellsing FanFic
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Author's note: This is part one of a Three-shot. Enjoy
Sometimes Integra felt that she was running a day care center or some child rearing facility because most of the time, she found herself being the only mature person. For example, some of the Wild Geese were horsing around the halls of the Manor- something that was strictly forbidden. The clods had knocked down several vases and knocked askew some paintings. Apparently one mercenary had found a dead raccoon and were chasing the others with it. It got to a point where some of the men ran into her office to get away from 'raccoon man'. This was just too much. "YOU'RE ALL FIRED! PACK UP YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE!" Their saving grace was Walter who finally convinced Integra that firing the Wild Geese was not a good idea. So, she just reduced their pay to pay for damages. Now they knew the cost of playing around like children. But they were not the only who would behave like idiots when they really wanted to.
For once the meeting was going well, no asinine comments from the old men or idiotic remarks questioning Integra's competence. And for once the Hellsing director was in an amicable mood. Of course, that would change in 3…2…1…
"Sir Intergaaaaaaaaaaaa!" came the loud whine of one Seras Victoria. The draculina phased straight in to the conference room, something that surprised Integra because since when did Seras learn that? And the second thing…well that surprised everyone, was that the draculina was stark ass naked. "Sir Integra, tell Alucard to leave me alone! He keeps putting dead animals in the shower when I'm in there! He keeps saying that vampires don't need to shower, but I don't want to smell like blood all the time, but he won't listen!"'
All the knights were staring at Seras in stunned silence until Integra finally said; "Seras, you're naked." The draculina looked down at herself and seeing no clothes, covered herself with her arms as best she could. Her face turned red and she ran towards the wall with the intention of phasing through it, but perhaps it was the embarrassment at everyone seeing her naked, whatever it was, Seras ran smack into the wall so hard, she knocked herself out and landed spread eagle on her back. "That had to hurt" Integra muttered to herself while covering the naked vampire as best she could with her blazer. After being informed of the situation, Walter came with a large bathrobe and a towel. When Seras finally came to, with the butler and direction holding the towel as a curtain, she put on the bathrobe and left the conference room, teary eyed and mumbling apologies. Integra then turned the Round Table and said; "Gentlemen, this meeting is adjourned, but please don't get up, at least not until your erections have gone down." Walter chuckled and the commander left the office. The only good thing that came out this was that after Alucard had put the dead squirrel in the shower and hearing Seras shriek, he took a nap, so he had no clue what happened and Integra intended to keep it that way.
Chapter End
(for now)