HELLSING CHRONICLES

For Whom the Bells Rings- Jehovah Witnesses

DianaPrince31

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing

Walter was sick today and that Integra in a sour mood. She loved and cared for the older man, who the hell would bring her tea and open doors now? Well the answer came in the form of an eager, yet not-too-experienced maid. Even though Integra had tried to talk her out of trying to take on Walter's duties, but the maid insisted and the commander gave in. At least there were no meetings or too much paperwork, so Integra decided to take the time to relax. An hour later, the maid led two men into the office and said: "These two men wanted to speak with you, Sir".

"And they are…."

"We are John Brown and Micah Spencer, we are Jehovah's Witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

Integra groaned why'd Walter have to be sick today? "Why the hell would I want you to do that?" The director noticed that the two men winces visibly at the swear word. She then got a cruel idea, the grin she had on her face would remind anyone of the Grinch. "Ok, tell me about Jesus Christ."

Micah opened up his bible and began to read from Genesis, the very beginning. About half way through a chapter through Integra interrupted; "What the hell is that? Why all the bloody 'thees' and 'thous'? That does not sound like fucking English."

"Uh…uh…but it is English" stammered John.

"What freaking version of the Bible is that? Is that a Catholic bible? I thought you said you were Jehovah Witnesses."

"T-this isn't a Catholic…" stuttered Micah.

"Could you get to the interesting parts? This is bloody boring! And where are the fucking dinosaurs? We all know Adam and Eve were cavemen!"

"Wait…what? It doesn't…"said a confused John.

"You said you were going to talk about Jesus. Well where is he? I don't have all damn day!"

By now the two poor Jehovah Witnesses were so uncomfortable with the amount of curses that could come out of one person's mouth.

"I think we should leave…" said Micah.

"We will come back another time…" sighed John.

"Where the hell do you think you bastards are going? I want to know about my fucking savior Jesus friggin' Christ!"

This sent the men flying out of Integra's office and out of the manor. After that day Integra never had to worry about Jehovah Witnesses again.

Chapter End

Author's Notes: I had no intention on insulting or offending anyone, hope you enjoyed.