HELLSING CHRONICLES
INTEGRA DISCOVERS FANFICTION (PART 2)
Sapphirewyren
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Author's Notes: This is NOT a continuation of the first one. That will come later.
Integra's POV
I don't understand why in every fan fiction, people think there are mountains of paperwork on my desk or that I spend most late nights doing it. Can you imagine what I would do if that was the case; I'd bloody retire, that's what I would do. So for authors of fan fiction who think I have nothing better to do than a bunch of paperwork and reports, I'm here to set the record straight. I have a doable amount of paperwork, not a bloody mountain! The rest of time is spent doing the following: playing Pac-Man on my computer, listening to Seras whine about not wanting to lose her humanity(this is an excuse for me to drink), smacking Pip when he's behaving like a pervert, telling Walter to do meaningless things (like hand wash my underwear), beating up that Papist cow (this is fun), hunting vampires, pretending to listen to what those old coots of the Round Table are saying and reprimanding Alucard for something stupid that he did (some spanking required). Now that you know the truth, I do not want to see such blatant untruths in those stories. You may now go back to writing your insipid fan fiction, Alucard just broke several irreplaceable vases and he must be punished.
Chapter End
Author's Note: Umm thanks for the information, Sir. I totally did not see that one coming.