ALUCARD GETS A TOOTACHE

A Hellsing Fanfic

DianaPrince31

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing

It had started out as a dull throb, but grew progressively worse by the end of the day. By night the pain was as if someone was pounding his tooth with a jackhammer. It did not make things any better when his Master Integra called him to discuss the latest attacks in the streets of London. When Alucard reached Integra's office, he was holding his jaw and his face was twisted in pain. He was in so much pain that it took him several tries before he was able to phase through the wall. When Integra glared up from her moderate amount of paperwork, she said; "What's the matter with you?"

"Muthin mafta" replied Alucard, another grimace shot across his face, even talking hurt.

"Alucard, what's wrong?"

The vampire king shook his head, which made it worse. "Fine suit yourself" shrugged the heiress. She then went on to tell him about that night's mission. Alucard was glad when Integra was finished, so he could get to killing the freaks and then back to sweet solitude. When Alucard was gone, Integra turned to Walter and asked; "Is it possible for vampires to get toothaches?"

"Well seeing that Alucard's face was swollen and he looked in pain, I now believe it's quite possible."

Integra just shook her head and went back to her work. But Walter had a feeling that she was planning something. "So what are you going to do? The pain he is in will certainly hinder his ability to do his tasks."

"Don't worry about it."

The next morning the pain only seemed to have intensified. Alucard decided that he was going to stay in his coffin all day, until there was a knock on his coffin lid. Grumbling, Alucard opened it to find Integra, Walter and a stranger looking down at him. His face msut have asked the question because Integra said; "Alucard, this is Dr. Silas Simmons, he's a dentist for big cats." The dentist looked confused; "Sir Hellsing, he's a human."

Alucard bristled at being called a human; "I am nof a ooman, I am thef no wife ing, a…."

"We get it Alucard, just open your mouth and let the dentist take a look" said Integra. But the vampire king shook his head no. So Integra poked him on the face; that hurt so Alucard did as he was commanded. Dr. Silas put on a face mask and then using a flash light to see, he peered into the vampire's mouth. "It looks like one of Alucard's wisdom teeth is rotten." The dentist pulled out a large syringe out of a metal case and Alucard's eyes grew wide.

"Wufs that?" asked Alucard.

"This is so I can numb your gums with Novocain, so you won't feel any pain" answered the dentist.

Alucard doubt that the injection would do anything since he was dead and didn't feel pain unless it was something silver or a rotten tooth. When the Novocain was injected however Alucard felt a fuzzy, happy sensation. He didn't even feel when the dentist was yanking and tugging at the rotted tooth as he was now too busy singing "It's a small world". This of course worried Integra because she did not need a vampire, who was high on Novocain. Dr Silas pulled the tooth out with an audible popping sound, which caused Walter to gag a bit, remembering the time he had to extract his wisdom teeth. At least now Alucard could do his tasks , but getting him down from that high would not be easy. Dr. Silas gave Integra the bill and left, glad to be out of the strange house. Walter and Integra looked at the rotten tooth the dentist had left behind and then at Alucard who was now twirling around his room like a ballerina.

"Seems like the Novocain was stronger than I thought" remarked Walter. "That reminds me, Sir, you should make an appointment to see the dentist."

"Yes, yes whatever, you go do that, while I record Alucard dancing like an idiot."

A day later Alucard was back to normal and glad that he no longer had a toothache, but not too happy to find Seras and the Wild Geese laughing at a video of him on the internet.

Chapter End

Author's note: I feel for Alucard, a couple of months ago the same thing happened to me, only it wasn't my wisdom tooth. Toothaches suck; I remember not being to even sleep at night because of the pain and fever. So glad that tooth is out of my head Hope you enjoyed. Don't forget to check out my Winds of Change series.