A HELLSING FANFICTION

SAPPHIREWYREN

I'm Used to It

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing….

The first time Alucard phased into the shower while Integra was taking a shower, she screamed. Weirdly enough she was more embarrassed by the scream than a vampire seeing her naked. The second time, Integra shot the vampire king; the third time, she just sighed and by now she just continued taking her shower, completely ignoring Alucard. So Alucard now decided that the shower was a great place to have a conversation with his master. "What do you want Alucard?"

"I want to talk about the weather."

"It's sunny now get out!"

"I meant in detail." Alucard got a bar of soap shoved into his mouth; he'd taste that for days.

Seras also decided that this would also be a good time to complain to Integra whenever Alucard did something stupid.

"Sir Integra, Alucard is putting dead animals in my shower again!"

"That's master to you, Police Girl."

"Stop desecrating my shower!"

"Death is all around us."

"Not in the shower. I just want to get clean!"

"Police girl, it's just a squirrel."

"It's roadkill!"

Integra sighed, "I know that the shower can fit three people, probably more but I'm going to ask you two to GET THE BLOODY HELL OUT!" The two vampires had completely forgotten where they were because they got a bit distracted with their conversation.

"Sorry," said Seras and she was gone. However, Alucard said, "Such a toned body you have, master, have you been working out?"
"As a matter of fact, I have. The doctor thought it would be productive if I worked out to reduce my stress level and nice try Alucard but get the fuck out of my shower."

The next time Alucard tried to phase into the shower he was met by a seal that blocked him and when he asked Integra about this, she said, "It's not normal for a human to go through such torment. Showers are supposed to be private! My father..."

"Actually he did."

"He wha-?"

"Arthur and I used to shower together a lot. We even had bubble baths." What Alucard meant was that he would just phase right into the bathroom and after telling the vampire a million times to get out, just so Alucard to ignore him, Arthur gave up.

Integra sat there looking shocked, "Please tell me you're making that up."

Walter shook his head, "He's telling the truth, sir. It was most disturbing." Integra got up and left the office.

"Where are you going, master?"

"To work out."

Chapter End

Author's Note: Some strange goings-on in the Hellsing Manor. Wonder what else they are doing in there. Hope you enjoyed it. See ya in the next chapter...