TRAPPED WITH WAIFU

"Wait, how is confining me in an island with those women are going to help everyone?" Xero questions Dey.

The two are now inside a huge monitoring room somewhere in the underground of the island.

Apparently, this island is how the shady group decided as a mean to combat those supernaturally overpowered waifu.

Yes, from today onward, the word waifu no longer means, "a target of affection by fans of a media", but "overly dangerous women from fictional media".

This also means that the spear counterpart for this is 'husbando', because that is how equality works.

"You see," Dey seems to be pushing up his nonexistent glasses on his face, "Thanks to these cases, the governments are funding us for researches on combating these waifu. This island is one of those researches."

"You mean, this island can kill them?"

"Not literally, but we have advanced weaponry that can match those fictional characters' abilities."

"I doubt your guns can match against something like a Goddess of War and alike."

"Owh, you'll see. This place is our Marble Phantasm."

"I'm not sure you know what that word meant."

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The submarine silently moves through the huge body of water, not attracting any creatures that live inside the water as it eventually docks to near a beach, opening its door for people to exit.

As one by one female characters stepping down onto the sand, filling up the beach in no time.

As all manner of lives regrouping near the disappearing submarine, the twin-tailed heroine of a certain magic-filled anime speaks up as she turns her attention toward a blonde female in white sailor school uniform, "Hey, with that big book of yours can't you just rewrite everything and put us and our husband together in one isolated world."

"I'm sorry, Rin," the short-haired blonde shakes her head, "I would try to do so, but we don't have enough data on his true physical appearance. The one this book has recorded so far is simply an avatar which he used to interact with us."

"Even angels like you has limitation, huh?"

Artoria, still riding on her horse, moves her horse forward as she walks out of the group, staring at them all, "As we can see from afar, this island that hides our husband is a pretty big island. It is also possible that whoever is trying to hide him has laid out traps to stop us from finding him."

"We should all form groups to search for him in around this place. Remember, father has given us abilities to interact with each other in our mind should we need helps or if we ever find our beloved husband."

A version of Tamamo, the one who wears light green kimono with some samurai armor along with it, waving a sword around, quickly runs out of the group and into the tall grass before them.

"Then split we shall! Come, my brethren, for the sake of feasting over our husband's hot meat! Come, my Tamamo Squad!"

The rest of the pink-haired Tamamo Nine simply stare at her in confusion, glaring at how strange this version of them is.

The vanilla Tamamo mumbles, still maintaining her stare, "Leave it to Tamamo-alia on being strange."

The Tamamo that wears fake paws and maid outfit turns to stare at her sister, "I'm not familiar with her. Is she a sexual deviant among us? I thought Vitch was supposed to be having that role."

"I'm right here, you know," a spectacled Tamamo that wears a qipao mutters in annoyance.

The vanilla Tamamo shakes her head, "Nah, I don't think so. Vitch is supposed to be the evil one, and there is nothing in Daji's story that suggest that she loves having sex, so..."

A scream is suddenly heard that breaks all of their concentration, "Whoa! Are you an enemy? Grindy time!"

[OC FACT:]

Tamamo-alia is a character made for Type-Moon's annual April's Fool joke. She is an Alterego among the Tamamo Nine, which is strange when all of them are considered Alterego already. She is the weirdest of the bunch, speaking nonsense most of the time and treat everything like video games. She fights with a sword but treating it like Gae Bulg, almost constantly throwing it like Gae Bulg. She also has dirts, bricks and everything she has in her pocket. Her NP is a parody of Gil's NP, Gate of Tamamo where she shoots out Tamamo to the enemy for massive damage.

Tamamo slowly walks out of there, shrugging as she mutters, "Goshujin-sama really do have strange taste in females..."

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Back inside the island, Wey enters the room along witha box of donuts in his hand as he himself is munching onto one.

He moves closer toward Dey and Xero as he calls out toward both fo them, "Yo, what's the development?"

"Dude, you have time buying donuts?" Dey glares at him in annoyance.

Wey shrugs, "Dude, we have tons of money in this project, and we can't even spare some to buy a donut maker."

"Those money are NOT for food! They are for creating offensive and defensive weaponries against these waifus!"

"I'd rather we not die from starvation than die cockblocking this guy."

Xero mutters, staring at him, "Those came out very wrong."

Wey ignores him as he continues, "So, what is the event now. What are those waifu doing?"

Dey turns toward the monitor before him, muttering with a grin on his face, "All according to plan."

Wey and Xero stare at him for a moment, before his fellow agent friend mutters, questioning, "What plan?"

Xero rolls his eyes, "I bet he is talking about separating them apart."

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And the ladies are indeed spearating from each other, forming their own groups as they traverse the vast fake island created solely to counter them.

One of the groups consist of Tamamo, the girl in white that carries huge blade around her, a girl in red that plays with a small fire ball on her hand, a blonde military girl that carries bombs behind her and a girl with two different eyes that is twirling her guns around.

The girl that twirls the gun, namely Yuna, suddenly speaks out loud, breaking the irritating silence, "Hey, how about we have a chat while we figure out his whereabout?"

The blonde one, Riley turns toward her with a smile on her face, agreeing to her, "Yeah, it is becoming quite awkward the more we less speaking."

"Good idea," the white-haired girl with giant blade, Alisa nods, "We have more than a thousand here. They cannot hide our man forever."

Tamamo shrugs, "Well, do you suppose we have anything to talk about?"

The girl in red, Pyra, suggests, "How about we talk about our selves? So far the only thing we know about each other is that we are all beloved by him. And that we all came from worlds different from our own; or at least that's what father told us."

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"Tamamo is a fox girl who is actually an incarnation of the Shinto's Goddess of the Sun, Amaterasu. However, she was confused by people from the medieval time as a monster and thus were killed."

"Holy crap!" Wey turns toward Xero in shock as he reads a file he is holding on his hand, "Is she really a goddess?"

"No, she is just a game character from a franchise that become famous by writing fanfiction about actual myths and folklores people can find in wikipedia."

Dey snickers, "Fictional or not, the fact that she is a goodess means we can't play around here. That is why this island has been fitted with thousands and thousands of armories we can use against these waifu!"

"Look, she even has an ability called Polygamist Castration Fist! That sounds really dangerous!" Wey sounds like an excited young boy, "She has various magic and stuff, but this attack, though. It sounds like it can rip you in half!"

"More like rip your balls in half," Xero mumbles, "This attack won't actually work against females, however, so as long as you sic her against a group of anti-magic women with special weapons, you are fine."

Wey drops the ball, "Here we have 99% males though."

"Well, fuck."

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"Your whole being is just a weapon?" Tamamo seems shocked, staring at Pyra, who smiles and nods.

"That's what we are. We are Blades, weaponized living beings, serving our master or Driver, whose survival affecting our own. We are immortals as long as he is immortal."

The fox girl wonders, "That sounds just like my life. I am a Servant, and I am absolutely need to make sure nothing happen to my Master if I were in need to survive."

"That doesn't seem to be the case now, does it?" Alisa mutters, "Father has made tons of impossible things, like both of your existence without the need of Master or Driver, or even breathing in this world."

Yuna nods, "It is all for the sake of searching for him, right?"

Riley suddenly speaks up, "Say, I have to ask though. What will happen after we... did it with our husband? Have father said anything about that?"

The four women shakes her head.

Tamamo mutters, "Before we move into this world, I have asked Jack the Ripper, the one who has been here once. She said she couldn't remember what happened after the whole thing happened between her and her husband."

Yuna questions her, "Will it going to be happen just for one night? I don't want that to happen! I want to stay with him for the rest of my life. Never have I ever feel so good just by stadning beside someone."

Alisa smiles at her, "We all feel alike, Yuna. All millions of us do not want to be separated from him."

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"You know," Wey is still sitting beside Xero, "It is quite disturbing that people like you announced someone's girlfriends, wives, mothers and even underaged daughters as your own 'wife', you know?"

Xero glares at him, annoyed, "Dude, they are not real. They should never be. They are just a bunch of fictional characters. You can't give them the same right like living beings."

"That's racist."

"Doing that is just idiocy. Why would you treat them like you treat your friends if you can't see them in the first place? It is even more stupid than screaming 'meat is murder!' and trying to ban meat. At least here you can see the meat itself."

"But they are real now."

"Would you treat mass murderers as humans?"

Wey looks away before muttering, "No?"

"Then, shut up!"

Dey points his finger toward them both, "You two shut the fuck up. One of our vanguards are meeting one of their own."

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Somewhere in another of the forest, a different group consist of a girl in pink kimono, a blonde girl in white sailor outfit, a red-haired woman in yellow jacket and a red-haired spear-wielding woman riding a pegasus is walking down into the forest as normally as one would.

But then a bunch of bulky figures walking out of the bushes, showing themselves as people wearing heavyweight classes armor with dull grey coloring on their steel bodies.

As the ladies are preparing for a fight, the figures quickly open fire toward them, forcing them to hide behind trees and magic barriers.

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This happens across the island as viewed by the three males (plus some of the staffs) inside the room of cameras.

"War Machines? Really?" the target of the waifu glares at his supposed savior, "Have you heard of copyrights?"

Dey sounds very excited when he screams "Those are Iron Men!"

"That still doesn't stop you from being sued. Also, Iron Man use laser beams, not bullets."

"They are still Iron Man suits! War Machine was practically made by Iron Man!"

"You don't see Iron Spider suit being called as Iron Man, isn't it?"

"Shut up, you nerd!" Dey screams out as he turns around, "Those are just prototypes! We have different suits which are better suited for combat against anime physic-based characters thanks to all the money we have! We just don't want to have those poor weak prototypes being unusable, that's all!"

Xero slowly turns toward Wey, asking out of curiousity, "How many of those more advanced suits you have in here."

"As many as expert soldiers we have."

"And you just let some of the soldiers use weaker prototypes?"

"Like he said, we want to use those suits to good use."

"Can't you just have those soldiers wear the better suits while turning your prototypes into automatic turrets?"

Wey stares at him for a moment before looking at his friend, "Dey, why aren't we doing that instead?"

Dey simply stands before them, not answering. Moments later, he smashes his temple with his own palm.

Wey mutters, "Dey, I think we really need to employ a tactician into our group."

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With ease, the girls around the island just smash those poor people in rip-off suits.

The same thing can be said with Tamamo's team, as she simply kicks those poor souls in the groin while others of her team casually ripping off limbs and making holes out of the rip-off squads.

"Not much of a trap this place is," Tamamo exclaims with a grin on her face.

But then, something jumps out of the ground and land before them all.

From out of the land, there is a man wearing black-colored sleek suit of armor with a mask clearly looking like a ninja.

The man yells at the girls, "You have done well, people from the other worlds. You have easily dispatch footsoldiers of this island. However, this is only the first floor; the prologue of your struggles!"

"First floor?" Alisa screams out in annoyance, "How many floors that separate us from consumate our marriage!?"

"Including this, ten floors you will have to go through! Ten trials in which you will have to go through to reach your beloved husband!"

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Xero once again stares at the two agents, "Please, for the love of god, tell me that person isn't a soldier."

Wey questions his question, "Why would that be matter?"

"Because he is acting like a role-player more than a soldier. Also, are we really underground right now?"

"Nah," Wey shakes his head quickly, "We don't have good cables if we stay under all of those ten massive traps we made. We are actually right below the waifus. If we stay far away, the surveillance cam won't work."

"You have money to make real life working power armors but you can't fix your cameras!?"

Wey once again shakes his head, "We don't really have that much money. Our money were mostly used on making traps for our enemies, but we have harder time procuring a lot of people capable in certain areas."

Dey quickly turns toward him, looking very pissed, "Do you know how many people were laughing their butts off when we told them we are protecting people from fictional characters!? Just because of that stupid title the government won't even listen to the context of our proposal!"

Xero turns toward Wey, "Don't tell me that's the title of your proposal?"

"Unfortunately none of us have any idea what is wrong with that title."

"Dude!" Xero screams at him, "You could have labelled those fictional cahracters as 'unknown enemies' and people will definitely listen! It sounds a lot more professional than outright telling 'fictional cahracters'! Of course people are ridiculing you!"

"We... didn't think that through..."

"How this organization was made in the first place!?"

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Back in the outside world, the man in black is still talking, "Within these ten trials, you will be facing various challeneges that awaits you, all lead by people like me; people with abilities none of you can fethered!"

"Can we not!?" Yuna screams out toward him, considering he is actually standing way too far from them, "We just want to be with our husband! You guys could just leave us alone and we won't be bother to kill any of you!"

Pyra nods, "Yeah, that's a win-win situation, right!? Father may told us to kill everyone that stands between us and our beloved, but he didn't say anything about killing those not on our way!"

"Shut up!" a man suddenly screams at them, jumping out of the ground and lands beside the man in black, showing his bird-looking blue armor, "Do you really think I care about those people you killed!? I just want to make sure that asshole won't be getting laid, that's all!"

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"What the fuck?" Xero mutters in confusion, "Who the fuck is this guy now!? What the fuck did he meant by that!?"

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"Like hell I will let that guy banging some anime chicks, especially with this type of harem situation!"

"Dude, I am talking right now," the ninja man glares at him, "You can wait your turn later, okay?"

The bird man just shrugs before disappearing into the ground.

Riley looks around, confused, "What was that?"

The other girls just shrug.

The ninja man then screams, "If you wish to meet your beloved boy toy, you can fight off this place's guardian!"

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"That's the cue," Dey speaks up, turning toward the staff members around him, "Launching Code 77A!"

Xero mutters in confusion, "What is that code supposed to be? A huge giant weapon or something?"

Wey taps his shoulder, "It's relly nothing special."

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It truly is nothing special.

What the code does is just chucking tons of powered armor out from the ground and into the fight.

The island is now overwhleming with so many people in metal suits outnumbering even the numbers of killer ladies around there.

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However, Xero is still unimpressed with this spectacle, "Just reinforcement? The code thing-y sounds a lot cooler than what it actual does, isn't it?"

"Shut up, you fucking shit!" Dey screams out at him, "You want advanced armors? You got it! We now have 1000 armors flying around, shooting lasers at them all! We got Iron Legion now! Aren't you happy!?"

"I'm not sure how to say this, but the waifu are still going to kill them."

Wey shakes his head, "That's not the true purpose of Code 77A."

He suddenly taps on his shoulder twice before signalling him to follow him as soon as Xero turns toward him.

"Where are we going now?"

"To the actual hiding spot."

"You mean, down here?"

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While Xero escapes with the two competent agents, the surface of the island is now filled with so many people that the place cleary looks overcrowded.

"Alright, that's it!" Tamamo pulls out some papers as she steps forward toward some of the people in suits midair, "If you really want to stay between us and our husband, you will know what your maker look like!"

She then starts throwing those papers around, as some of the people stupid enough not to run got hit by balls of flame and ice, either burn inside the metal or freeze up into popsicles.

The rest of the people in metal costumes finally decide to fly around, shooting bullets and small beams onto the waifu, but Alisa manages to hold her weapon high, blocking the projectiles with her overly huge blade.

When the barrage stops, she switches the blade into the gun form, and starts shooting them all.

Apparently her bullets are not that good against armors but still enough to make some dents, pretty much good for breaking their formation.

Pyra then runs forward and jumps onto one of them as she uses her red sword to slice them up, splitting their bodies apart.

Yuna then follows them suit, shooting them all up before they realized they are being bombarded by bombs over bombs onto their faces, smashing them into bits and pieces.

"Take that!" Riley screams out as she slowly adjusts her bombs to be shot toward some of the people in suits as careful as she could.

These five are just the example of how bad it is when people try to emulate Tony Stark against enemies he won't be fighting in that kind of weak armors.

Around the island, explosion of any kinds and shower of blood are all around the place.

One of the Iron Man parodies shout toward all of his brethren, "Quick, we must combine our powers to defeat these monsters!"

"Wait, how do we do that again?"

"I don't know! I'm not the one with manual!"

One of them finally speaks up, "I do!"

This one particular person slowly lands on one side of the jungle, slowly hiding among the battlefield as he pulls out a small book outof his armor.

"Okay, what do we have here..."

He flips through the pages until he stops, "Part 10: Combination attacks... Gther your palms together to shoot massive... not this one..."

He then flips through some more until he finds, "Part 40: Emergency protocol. Ah, I guess this is it. First, press the button with the label 'Danger'."

He pulls up his left hand and starts pressing holographic screen popping out of the hand before seeing a huge green button that says 'DANGER'. His finger quickly presses the button before checking out the manual once more.

"What the fuck!?"

"Owh my god!"

"Shit, what is going on!?"

"Guys, I think we are in deep trouble right now!"

"Shut up guys, I'm saving the world here," the manual reader shrugs his friends as he continues reading the book, "This will take a while. Please wait and enjoy a cup of coffee."

"AAAAAHHHH! MY SPLEEN!"

The man shakes his head, "Nah, don't have a coffee. Guess I have to skip this part then. What's next?"

He moves the manual closer to his face as he mutters, "Warning: Make sure nobody is inside the armors when this protocol is being initiated. The one that presses the button; however; is necessary to remain in his suit."

The man quickly turns around, screaming, "Guys, it says here you need to take off the armor..."

As he turns around, he sees that the fight has stopped.

Before him now is a massive giant robot still looking like Ir- War Machine with its face open. The machine is also no longer only grey as its color, but also red, though it looks more like it is being spalshed by red liquid.

"What the fuck!" the man screams out as he steps out into the open, "You guys are leaving me out!? Not cool, guys!"

"The Sword That Idiot Brother Get From Beating the Shit Out of That Stupid Snake: KUSANAGI NO TSURUGI!"

A sword is thrown out toward him as he catches it with his body, sarcastically speaking.

His armor is now leaking red liquid, as he looks down and mutters, "What the heck? Oil leak? But I don't recall this suit using any oil..."

It took him awhile until he realizes the sword sticking out on both of his sides, "Owh... that's definitely not some oil..."

The man finally falls down, as the book is grabbed by a fox girl in light green kimono, "Last step: Using this armor, climb the giant robot and beat the shit out of the enemy. Nah, don't think you need this one."

Tamamo steps closer to her sister, now asking, "Alia, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be chucking out that sword like a spear. Also, what's with that stupid subtitle name for something that isn't even your Noble Phantasm?"

Tamamo-alia just shrugs her off as she screams out, "Hey, Ritsu! You can hack into that giant robot over there, right?"

A voice is heard among the girls, "With that, I can also try to hack the whole facility right away!"

"That was easy," Riley sighs, sitting down onto a fallen tree balk, "A bit too anti-climactic, though."

Pyra chuckles, "Isn't it fine? Now we can all enjoy our first night."

The giant robot suddenly moves around, as its finger now pointing toward somewhere across the sea, "Over there!"

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"Can any of you please tell me why are we moving out of the island?" Xero questions while feeling annoyed as he sits on top of a fast-moving sail boat.

Dey turns toward him, "Just like the ninja dude stated, the island is just the prologue. We are now moving toward the next floor."

"I thought that we are moving down into the underground."

Wey mutters, "We did try that, but the getting closer to the earth core just makes the underground hotter. That and the air-conditioner got broken down there, so we have to relocate all the other floors toward the other facilities."

Xero sighs in disappointment as he mutters, "Where is the next facility then?"

Dey points out toward their front, "Right there."

Xero seems dumbfounded, staring at the front for a moment, "That's a town."

Before them, not far from there is a town with many people in there, clearly having some sort of festival happening.

Dey snickers at him, "Genius, isn't it? A secret base in the middle of the town?"

"We are bringing the whole crew of killer women into a town, though."

Wey stares at the sky for a moment before muttering, "You know, I am starting to know why we are considered as the worst of the secret agents in the organization..."

Dey facepalming himself again, but before he could even do that, the boat stop moving.

"Em... why?" Dey looks around as he walks around the small ship.

He suddenly stops, when he sees a girl wearing a red jacket over a blue kimono is kneeling on the floor with a knife struck into the floor, held by the girl.

She pulls her eyes up, staring him with her blue eyes as she mutters, "Just hand him over to us."

Xero walks into the scene but then stops as he sees the girl and whispers, "You got to be kidding me..."

He then turns around, and sees the samurai girl with the pink kimono smiles at him, "Where are you going, my husband?"

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Back in the city, a figure is walking through the red-painted street as he walks into an alleyway.

The man then picks up a laptop and closes it, muttering, "Now, I wonder how will our new protagonist survive this?"

"Freeze!"

The man turns his head around, seeing Sera holding a handgun toward him, "Put that computer down and put your hand in the air!"

The man turns toward the computer, smiling at her, "Owh, this? This is useless now."

He then throws the computer onto the ground, as it smashes into pieces.

Sera screams in shock, "You son of a-"

"I'm sorry, but the only way for the world to survive is for that man to be sacrificed."

"You bitch!" Sera screams as she pulls the trigger, shooting all rounds that handgun has, all straight toward the man.

However, the bullets are all being kicked away, with another figure enters the fray, now standing in a fighting stance.

Sera snickers upon seeing this figure, "I knew it. Aren't you supposed to be his little sister? Why betray him like this?"

The woman before her, the little sister of Xero, grins as she mutters, "Little sister? He never have one in the first place."

"What!?"

The womn before her charges forward, throwing her punch toward Sera as she prepares to strike back.

But the chapter has to be ended right here.

Is it bad that this chapter does not have enough gore?

Next: The second floor is in the middle of the town. Do you think this organization knows what "saving the world" even means or is it just these two agents?