FATE STAY WAIFU

(A/N: It seems I was told that I really shouldn't be making people guessing who is who. I guess you are correct. I shouldn't be doing that when I ended up including characters from the more obscured titles. For example, the blonde lady with the book is Raziel from Tokyo Babel, an angel that is capable of rewriting reality with her book of magic, played by Kana Hanazawa.)

This is bad...

Okita Souji is right before him and Shiki Ryougi is behind him.

At this moment of time one person would start to believe their fate as harem protagonist. So he did, for a moment.

THWACK is a sound made when an agent's a butt is smacked hard by a blonde girl wielding a flag pole.

"You are taking too long, Shiki. You should have just killed him when you can."

The girl in red jacket snickers, muttering, "Aren't you supposed to be Jeanne D'arc? A Saint shouldn't be talking about murder as if it was nothing. You started to sound like your sister."

Jeanne quickly turns around, ignoring her as she smiles bright, looking at him, "Master, we are here to bring you back with us."

"Back?"

"Back to where we came from, of course!" Okita sounds really excited, "We are supposed to be finishing the ending scene right now!"

"What are you guys talking about?" Xero looks around in fear, "What ending scene? I barely interact with you ever since I was blinded by that stupid scam website!"

"It's not a scam website, you dolt!"

At that moment, a green-haired girl wearing a green sleek armor jumps into the scene, smacking Shiki's knife and Jeanne's pole of their hands before grabbing Okita's sword away from her.

Xero is shock to see her, unable to look away from the newcomer for seconds before he finally reacts, "Wait, you are that girl from my dream!"

Okita glares at her, looking confused as she wonders, "Sorry, but who are you again? I never met you before."

"Of course not. I'm not from the same save file as you girls."

"Save file?" Xero is even more confused than the swordswoman, "What save file?"

"I'll explain later. Now we should be moving to the next bunker."

She quickly grabs his hand and flies out of there with jet pack behind her.

"Hey, we don't even get to lewd him yet!"

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The green girl flies right into the crowd before pulling Xero deeper into the city and rests at a nearby alleyway.

She pushes him to stand at the deeper part of the location as she sneaks her head around, looking for any of her enemies before turning back to him, "Thank goodness you are still alive. I was afraid you are going to let yourself having fun with those waifu of yours."

Xero seems to be a bit demanding here, "Would you like to explain to me what happened earlier!? Or maybe the whole thing, since you seems to be knowing more things than the agents? Are you an agent too?"

"No, but I am definitely not with those women."

The girl suddenly takes a deep breath before muttering, "The name's Elle. Elle Yamano Aisoten the 468th."

"That's a ridiculous long name, also sounds very fake."

"That's because I am from another dimension."

"Wait, so we are playing with alternate dimension now? Can this day get even weirder?"

"This isn't the first time we met."

"What?"

What?

She glares toward him, muttering, "Remember that stupid website you browse through before? Those are actually from our dimension."

"Your dimension? What kind of dimension are you living in? Can I have a backstory here?"

She sighs, now staring at him with teary eyes, "You really don't remember anything, huh?"

"Is there something I should remember?"

"Nothing important for now. All you need to know is that website was a faulty OR game taken by a criminal calling himself Father."

"OR?"

"Otherworld Reality. I forgot your world isn't that much developed in term of entertainment system yet."

"Well, if the whole world is focusing on trying to make very living being getting laid one way or another, there's no doubt they will be less focusing on having fun by yourself. A lot of games ended up being multiplayer nowadays."

"Well," she ignores his words, "OR style of gameplay is by taking your mind and body into the game's world itself. All senses you have will be able to interact with the game's world."

"So, like Sword Art Online?"

"Sure, except you doesn't need an overly big helmet to put you to sleep. You simply need to stare at the screen and it will automatically bring you into that world."

"And the faulty part is..."

"Unfortunately players tend to lose their memories if they are being overly exposed to the game and there is also an effect where the game will try to force you to finish the game no matter what."

"The last one sounds very strange."

"Those women... they are essentially the game's answer to wanting you to finish the game. Usually it's just annoying notification or open up the game by itself, but now with 10D printer, you can print out living characters into the world of the living. That's how people in our world do their live action movies."

"Your world sounds incredible."

"Not really," she mutters, "Father printed out so many characters and include 'yandere' as their setting, unleashing them upon our world which created the worst holocaust in history, The Great World Orgy."

Xero stares at her, unable to say anything for few seconds, "You do realize that name sounds silly."

"But it's the truth," Elle responds to him, "That game appeared out of nowhere, and then all printers in everyone's home gone crazy, printing out characters over characters, and everyone got caught by them all, initiating mass orgy that caused billions of death."

"That is horrifying. And now that Father is doing the same here?"

She nods, "Unfortunately for you guys, the game has gone to a massive update; an ability to go through different routes at the same time."

Xero realizes what that means, "Shit..."

"Shit indeed. Before people can only court one character at a time. But now, somehow, people can start courting more than one character without having complications like cheating, netorare and so on."

Xero is really scared right now, "Are you saying I played that game and gone through a lot of girls? How is that even possible!? I don't even think I can speak to any female let alone create a harem route like that!"

"It's fine," she holds his hand tight, "We can brought them into my world and my people will settle them there. We are used to this kind of stuff anyway. All you need to do is to follow me while we lure them into my por...tal?"

She quickly searches all around her before stopping, "No way... did I misplace it?"

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BANG!

Once again, the chaotic scene plays throughout the town near the sea with people running away from the huge group of crazy women as they continuously drawing more blood from them.

"So close..." a white-haired girl among them, with eye colors of blue on one and orange on the other, twirling her orange and black guns as she sigh, "We were so close to getting our captain... Now we have to do this all over again..."

A black-haired female in white dress with short skirt with blue accent under white jacket turns, smiling at her, "Don't worry, Kiana. I'm sure we can find him again."

"But, Mei-senpai, why is he running away from us? I thought he love us both! He even helped me come to term with my powers! And yet..."

"He is in fear," a girl in red battlesuit, holding onto a red spear, joins them, "He must have feared us. Father told us before that moving from one world to another messed up his memory, so he won't remember how close we are to him. He can still recognize us, but that is all. Unless we jog his memories, he won't remember all the great things he did before."

The two girls nod at her, with Mei speaks to her, "Then, Rin, we should all go and find him right away!"

Xxxxxxxx

"That's silly," Xero rolls his eyes as he smirks, "I have never participated in any type of Holy Grail War, or helping King Arthur and Mordred reconcile, or even joining a team of human against Anti Spiral."

Elle glares at him, "That's basically how the game you played works. It is a dating sim with a bit of exploration. In order to advance the plot, you do need to relive all of those stories by being part of them, but because the game is essentially just a dating sim, you will automatically be given powerful abilities and immortality if you were forced to fight something."

"That's a very bad handholding system."

"It was intentional. That Father wants the players to win and bring these characters into this world, like he did to my world."

She suddenly looks down as she breathes heavily.

Xero notices her as he asks, "Is this... Great Orgy thing that horrible?"

She nods, "Fictional characters don't have stamina. If their creators wish for them to fight for ten years straight, then they can and will. But we real human do, and we get tired a lot."

"That day... fictional characters from our own media printed themselves out of nowhere and start assaulting everyone, sexually. Every living being, young or old, all were attacked. Then they simply left, just like that."

"I was a child back then, but I can remember everything that happened. I saw my father tortured by female characters in the middle of the crowd, and my mother was taken away from me when we ran toward the nearest shelters."

"It happened for only an hour, and then they all just, disappeared, and leaving all the bodies used and the ground flooded with white liquid. Nobody outside survived."

"But then they keep reappearing, looking for new victims to play with, this time in smaller numbers, as if they are mocking us."

"However we still learn how to fight them. The printers are still usable, so we printed weapons over weapons to be used against them. And we managed to hold them off, defeated some of them, even."

Xero then asks, "What about Father? What is his role among that chaos?"

Elle mutters, "Not sure. We know that he is the reason for that day, and we met him few times, alive and well, but we do not know how much he is involved. What we do know is that those characters respect him and sees him as a god of sort."

She pushes her head, taking a peek at the outside as she sees people running away from the direction of the beach.

Elle turns toward him, "Okay, here's the plan. I may have lost my portal, but I'm not alone in here. However, none of my friends are here, so we should go to our mode of escape."

"You can fly, though"

"I can, but you can't. We won't be able to escape if I try to carry you all the way to the next town."

She turns to peek outside once again as she questions him, "Tell me, among those females, did you have anybody that can work as a spy or a recon; someone that can sense you out?"

Xero tries to think of the answer for a moment before responding with, "There's too many of them, but I think there's someone like Assassin-class Servants among them, those who can use drones or summoning beasts, or having companion... friend?"

He turned his head while speaking, and sees a small, flying figure in a shape of a pink-haired chibi fox girl in kimono with tails behind her.

She stares at him, not moving even once as Elle moves her head to see the chibi fox girl.

The cute creature slowly opens up her mouth, screaming out loud, "Yae-nee, I found him! He's with an interloper!"

"Run, now!"

Elle quickly grabs his hand, pulling him as they join the running crowd.

Unfortunately it seems their journey is cut short when their hands fail to retain their connections with her being pushed away from him.

"Elle!" Xero turns around, trying to return to her side, but two figures standing right between them.

He steps a bit from them, muttering toward the two figures, "Mei Raiden... Kiana Kaslana..."

His hands shiver, as he tries to slowly step away from the two.

A figure in blue jacket and white shirt, with pink hair and long animal ears on her head, shows up out of nowhere, reaching toward Elle with her blue sword as she tries to slash her, leaving strokes that she is able to defend herself, having her suit of armor appearing out from thin air.

"Captain, please stop running!" Kiana screams at him, stepping forward as she tries to grab his hand, "We're going home!"

"Home!? You destroyed my home!"

Mei speaks up, "Captain, You promised you are going to be with us forever! We even defeated Otto and Kevin together!"

"What kind of self-insert fanfic have I been living in!?"

"Xero, it's rude to make promises with us and not fulfilling it."

At that time, a hand grabs his shoulder, making her turning to the back as quick as possible, he sees Rin Tohsaka, the girl from a different world from the other two. She is in her Demi-Servant form, holding onto her red spear beside her, while smiling at him with a clear angry smile.

Looking at both of them, he suddenly has something in his mind.

"Hold on, wait a minute. There's something I never bothered to ask before..."

He turns around, staring at the two, at the girl behind him, and then toward the two (one and a quarter?) girls fighting against Elle.

"I just realized how much of a womanizer I am. There are way too many girls I've flirted here that I am pretty much the worse kind of asshole."

"YOU ARE QUITE AN ASSHOLE, INDEED!" Elle is heard screaming while battling against the two opponents.

"Not helping!" he screams back at her before staring back at the three girls.

Kiana stares in confusion, "Captain, I don't think i understand your point..."

"What I'm trying to ask is that; why don't you hate me yet?"

Rin laughs, "Are you serious? We can't hate you so much if you ended up helping us with our problems in the first place. You helped saved me from my constant war against Rani back in the Moon Cell."

Mei quickly interjects, "You helped saved Kiana back from Schicksal, and even reunited her with me... In fact, you even helped me regain my Herscherr core."

WHAT!? What kind of power fantasy has he been fulfilling!?

Elle screams again, "THAT'S HOW THE GAME WORKS! THE GAME IS MOSTLY DATING SIM, BUT IT IS ALSO AN RPG, SO YOU GET ALL THE POWERS RELATED TO THOSE GAMES YOU ARE PLAYING AS, IF THERE IS ANY!"

Xero could not be bothered with such information or that she can read his mind. Instead he focuses on something else, "But you must be mad that I am two-timing you. No, I am currently, um... thousand-timing you!"

Kiana steps close to him, grabs his hand with sparkling eyes, "Captain, me and Mei-senpai sharing the same man means we can still be together no matter what. It is an ideal situation for me. You are also dating Bronya, class president, Himeko, Theresa and even my mom, which is the best thing I could have ever hoped for."

WHAT!? Her mom!? Cecilia Shariac? Did he commit an act of NTR, the most heinous crime ever known to man!?

Once again, Elle's voice is heard, "OH MY GOD, YOU FLIRTED WITH HER MOM!? PLEASE TELL ME HER DAD IS STILL NOT ALIVE!"

Kiana gives out a really creepy, cheerful smile, "You don't remember, do you? We found her in the same dimension where we found Himeko during our mission together. My dad has been missing for so long; my mom naturally fell in love with a better man."

Xero screams out in confusion, "NATURALLY!? IT IS MORE NATURAL FOR A WIFE TO BEING LOYAL TO HER HUSBAND, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WORK IN THE SAME LIFE-AND-DEATH OCCUPATION!?"

Yes, Elle screams again, "WOW, YOU CUCKOLD BASTARD! THERE ARE SO MANY GODDAMN WAIFU YOU COULD PICK AND YOU INCLUDED A LITERAL WIFE INTO YOUR LIST!?"

"ENOUGH!" Xero screams and steps away from her, "The more I speak to all of you, the more I feel terribly undeserved of all of these attentions! Can't I just go back to being a closet otaku who cries in his sleep for not being good enough to get an actual, 3D girlfriend!?"

"You should!"

From the sky, something black can be seen flying with high speed, leaving a trail of smoke from behind and straight toward them, smashing the ground right between him and the two girls.

Standing up, the figure is none other than the armored ninja from the island.

He points his finger toward Xero, shouting at him, "Your statement is correct! You should return back to being an unpopular otaku with no girlfriend and no life! That is the only way to balance the world!"

Xero stares at him, taking a long time as he turns to look at the girls, moving from Rin, Kiana, Mei, Yae (the lady in blue), Higokumaru and ends with Elle, before turning toward the unknown armored ninja.

"You are making me both offended and confused. Are you sure you are here to save me or are you actually trying to do something else here?"

"Fool!" the ninja screams at him again, "You think I cared about your sad, pathetic life? For all I know, you being part of this heavenly harem situation are nothing more than offensive to all of us virgins!"

"What?"

The ninja continues, "Why do you have to have all of these women simping over you? All of us in the club try so hard to get even one waifu to like us, and yet you get to have more than 100 of them!"

He continues, "Someone like you should just stay an incel for the rest of your freaking life!"

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Boats reach the beach, with people in vests and guns running out toward the town as the army filled up the sandy location.

Sera steps onto the beach, wearing a black and white suit with white gloves as she looks around the place.

She then speaks up, putting a finger onto her right ear, "Agent Wey, Agent Dey, come in. Agent Wey, Agent Dey, do you read me?"

"Right here..."

She turns her body around, seeing a man stepping slowly from the sea, onto the sand as he falls onto the beach, "Really need to start learning how to swim after this..."

He suddenly vomits a stream of water out from his mouth before falling right onto his vomit, which is luckily just water... I think... I hope...

Sera moves closer toward him as she starts questioning him, "Agent Wey, what happened? Where's your boat? Where's Agent Dey?"

She suddenly widen her eyes as she starts moving her head toward all direction, looking around as she turns back to him, grabbing his collar, "Where is he!? Where is Xero!?"

Wey is trying to open up his eyes, muttering, "Taken... our boat was hijacked... that dude was taken..."

"Taken!? Have we failed already!?"

"No..." he tries to form words, "There's someone else... She's not a waifu, and she wears a better power armor..."

"How do you know she is NOT a waifu!?"

"She fought against them..."

Sera lets go of him, now turning around as she mutters to herself, "This is... no... Is it like his sister? Were they connected?"

She turns back to him, "Where is he now? What about the enforcers?"

"Em..."

"WHAT!?" she turns around, seeing a man in the same suit, waving at her.

She screams in shock, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE IN THAT ARMOR NINJA SUIT OF YOURS!?"

"Yeah... about that..."

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"DIE!"

The dude in ninja armor starts throwing ninja stars all over the place, catching everyone off guard as the shuriken stick onto every single surfaces that can be seen there; soft or hard, living or not.

Kiana comments on his action, "Wow, you suck at being a ninja."

Higokumaru suddenly shouts at the girls, "Careful, I can sense something dangerous about the shuriken!"

The ninja then puts up his right palm forward, screaming like crazy, "EXPLOSION!?"

Yes, he actually ends the shout with a questioning tone.

Right at that moment, all the stars bright up and explodes like the Chinese fireworks; the one that explodes consecutively to ward off evil monster thing, according to the legend.

After the bombing, smoke appears, and from the smoke, bodies are all over the place, lying as each of them starts groaning in pain.

"What the hell, boss?" one of the bodies scream out at him, "We are right here! Why are you shooting at us!?"

It seems right nearby the scene at the alley way, there are a number of people in armor similar to the man in ninja armor, but with less standing out color and feature.

"Fool!" the ninja armor guy screams out at them, "Do not trick me! I, the legendary incel, never work with anybody! I work with the birds!"

"Hold on!" one of the fallen armored people stands up in anger, "You're not our boss! You're that lonely asshat in the bird armor; the one without the subordinates! You're the Bird Armor Dude!"

Xero stares at them in disbelief, "Don't tell me that's actually what he is called."

"Correct!" the Bird Armor Dude screams with the biggest smug tone anyone can imagine, "I am Ken Tanaka, formerly known as Bird Armor Dude! Now I shall be called as Ninja Armor Dude!"

"Bullshit!" one of the soldiers looking very pissed, now walking toward him, "You stole our boss' suit!"

"Shut up!" the non-ninja dude screams at him, "I am supposed to be right after the Iron Legion, but instead he took my position away and get all the glory!"

"Dude, do you like, want to die early or something?" Xero comments toward him, "I still don't think you can fight these ladies with supernatural abilities with your armor."

"Shut up, duck shit!" the Ninja Armor Dude points his finger toward him, "If it's not because you, I would have get laid already!"

What is he talking about now? Who the heck is this guy, really?

Ninja Armor Dude steps forward, still pointing finger at him, "You don't remember me, do you!? Because of you, I lose my popularity phase!"

He is correct; he has no idea who the heck this guy is... or maybe he does?

Ken Tanaka... Where did he ever hear this name before?

Ken Tanaka... Ken Tanaka...

"Wait!" Xero seems to finally remember this guy, "You are that guy that got caught setting up cameras in the female locker rooms!"

"Eww," Kiana glares at him with disgusted look, "What a pervert..."

Mei, Yae and Rin stare at him with the same look as well. Higokumaru, however, seems to be a bit confused, perhaps because this version is the chibi version that stays inside a VR of her own world, so she may not know what kind of crime they are talking about right now.

Elle, however, speaks out loud, "I hope you are joking with the "popularity phase" part..."

Ninja Armor Dude screams at him, "It's because of you that I got caught! If you weren't there, I would have all the material I need to be popular!"

Xero screams louder at the absurdity of his words, "HOW IS PEEPING ON WOMEN CHANGING CLOTHES MAKE YOU POPULAR!? THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU LESS POPULAR IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

Ninja Armor Dude grabs on his shoulders, "That's how popular men works! We tell women their correct panties' colors and they fell for us! That's how it is! That's what the anime said!"

"WHAT ANIME ARE YOU REFERRING TO; A HENTAI!? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET A DATE THAT WAY!"

"I do NOT try to record that place for dates! I'm there to get laid; straight up one-night stand! Do not compare me to those normies!"

"OH MY GOD, WHY ARE YOU USING HENTAI AS REFERENCE!? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET LAID EITHER WAY! NOBODY USE COLORS OF PANTIES FOR PICKUP LINES!"

"You normies, of course it's going to work!"

Mei sighs before muttering, "You won't be getting any women to sleep with you if you are being a creep. Not ever a pervert wanted to sleep with someone like that."

"They're not?" Ninja Armored Dude turns to look at her, "I'm sure women actually get horny if you do that."

"We're not, stupid!" Rin shouts at him, "Nobody, not a woman or a man, would get horny by having their pants' colors being guessed! It's just common sense!"

"Mei senpai!" Kiana now points her two pistols toward the ninja dude, "This guy is a creep! He even dare shift the blame to our captain for all the crime he did! Let's shoot him and take captain away from here!"

"HUH!" the ninja dude screams like a true weeb, "You think you can escape from here that easily? I have all my men surrounded this island! There is no way I would let this fuckery hickory dick over here gets all the women! You are practically living the life all men envy!"

Xero raises his finger, "I doubt that. You can see the number of people hating harem in Facebook."

Elle seems to be shocked, "FACEBOOK IS STILL A THING!?"

"Yes?"

"After so many years and your world not progress even one bit!?"

"What do you mean by that? Please explain how advanced your world is?"

"Your social media is nothing more than a mini game for us. We have an internet hub that connects different parts of the world; think of hologram communication."

"That's pretty coo-"

"And we don't dictate social media to be our only way to live!"

"That does sounds pretty advanced..."

The ninja dude screams in anger, "ENOUGH! I WILL NOT LET ANY OF YOUR WEEB CONVERSATION GOT INTO MY BRAIN WITH YOUR STRANGE LINGO AND YOUR MUMBO JUMBO MADE UP WORDS!"

Pulling out two short swords, he starts twirling them around and somehow flies like a helicopter, "Men, attack these waifu and get me his damn virgin ass!"

"No."

The swords stop twirling with him falls onto the ground. He looks around and sees other ninja people glaring at him.

"What are you on about!? My order is to get him!"

"You're not our boss."

"I am now! I wear your boss's armor, so that makes me your boss!"

One of the ninja dude mutters, "You're a thief and a traitor."

Another one screams, "Get back to your team, you virgin bird fucker!"

"Hey, I am still outranking you. What you're doing is treason!"

"You're a treason!

The ninja dudes start laughing like a bunch of kids making stupid joke and high five each other.

"So," Elle stares at Xero, "The level of humor has degraded huh?"

"No, it has always been like that."

"Fine!" the Ninja Armor Dude screams, waving his swords around like a bird flapping its wings, "If none of you are going to listen to me, I'm going to attack both you and the waifu and take in this virgin cherry myself!"

He starts throwing smoke bombs all around him and flies upward to the sky with full force, before flying back to the ground, putting his hands forward in cross position.

"THUNDER EAGLE CROSS CHECK!"

Instead of doing something like a special move that shatters the earth or something, he smashes his head so hard his skull basically cracks.

"Fool!" one of the ninja dude laughs, "Each armor was created differently; all based on what they are supposed to look like! A ninja cannot do what a bird can and vice versa!"

Xero looks around, staring at the waifu and Elle and each of them doesn't seem to have anything to say. All of them are so confused with what just happened they have been stay silenced the whole time.

"So... can we go now?" Higokumaru finally breaks the quiet moment as she slowly floats close to Yae, "I believe Sakura-nee has more pressing matter right now."

"Not so fast!" one of the ninja dude moves his palm forward.

"We were ordered to take him in, and that's what we're doing."

"I guess we have no choice but to fight," Mei taking out her blade, holding onto it in a stance, "I don't get why each and every single one of you has to try and stop us from being together with our husband. We're doing this to save the world."

"Don't bother," Rin spins her spear around, "Grunts like them will never understand our purpose. Let's just get this over with and get a room after this."

Elle sees this and has her right hand armor shifts its shape, turning into a blaster and starts shooting the ninja dude.

She then grabs Xero and pulls him away from there.

"Interloper!" Kiana turns around, ready her handguns but she suddenly flinches and steps away.

The group of ninja dude now charging forward, throwing ninja stars all toward all the female there, raining the place with stars all over the place, basically not b acting like ninja at all.

Somehow the stars just swallowed into something akin to black portals while having strange spikes flying out of them.

In place of Kiana, her attire has changed from her black jacket to white dress, while her eyes are now having two colors instead of one.

She seems to be able to walk on the air, with each steps create invisible platforms. Kiana then stops after reaching the highest altitude, "Enough! You are forcing me to take this form. I won't forgive anyone that tries to take my Captain away from us!"

With that, an all-out brawl begins.

Xxxxxxxx

Not far from the island, a figure stands as she watches the place slowly crumbles.

She smiles as she stays at her boat.

Xxxxxxxx

Among the chaos, Elle is still dragging Xero off with his hand stuck with hers.

She suddenly stops, pushing him away and defends herself from a blade spinning and attacked her.

Mei jumps out from an alley, throwing strikes onto her as she quickly rolls to the side, dodging her.

Her right arm creates an energy sword, as Elle uses it to strike against her opponent.

"Where do you think you're going!?" Mei screams at her, "Where are you taking Captain to!? He is ours!"

Elle scoffs, kicking her as she pushes her off from her, "I appreciate your love for him, but now is not the time to act on lust!"

Mei manages to halts her movement before charging some more, throwing barrages of slashes onto the armored lady, "We have been waiting for this moment to arrive! I can't wait and I won't wait anymore! I've lost someone important before, I won't hesitate anymore!"

"I have no idea what your story is, but you will have to wait some more if you want to have him!"

The blade on her hand lights up even brighter as she strikes her off, throwing her once more.

A bunch of ninja dude appears out and toward her, standing between the two once more.

"Mei!" Rin shows up on the sky, charging up her spear as she throws then straight toward the horde.

"GAE BULG!"

One of the ninja dude noticed the spear and quickly strikes it down with his blade.

"Hah! I know what you are trying to do! Unfortunately for you, I actually bothered to watch Fate/Extra Last Encore so I know what will happen to me if that spear stabs me!"

"You will die?" Xero questions him, wondering what kind of answer the random ninja dude has.

"I will die!"

"Just like what happened if your body got stabbed by every single spear?"

"Of co- owh..." the random ninja dude actually realized his answer, "Yeah, I don't need to binge the whole series, huh?"

"You binge the whole series only to get nothing?"

"Yeah... that was a special assignment Agent Ace told us to do. She told us to watch a number of anime and play tons of games. I seriously can't remember anything I've been doi- ouch."

He looks down, seeing one part of the red spear sticking near his body as he sighs, "I did not get paid enough for this."

He and most other ninja dudes fall onto the ground, leaving only some that are still fighting Mei.

Elle grabs onto Xero's hand again, pulling him close to her, "We are going to book it. Hold on tight."

Her back shoots out while light, pushing them up toward the sky, flying away from all the commotion.

"He's escaping again!" Higokumaru's scream can be heard not far from them, indicating how close she really is.

Yae jumps high, moving close to them, as she is about to swipe her blade toward her.

"I got you now, you rabbit girl!" another random ninja dude shows up, striking her with his own blade.

Yae cuts his head off, using his body as a literal stepping stone to jump forward and catches then both.

"Not so fast!"

Out of nowhere, Ninja Armor Dude shows up, flying high and smashes his body toward the (actually) fox-eared girl.

"BIRDIC HYPER SMASH!"

Ninja Armor Dude screams as hard as his voice box could handle (cracked like a puberty) as he missed his attack, totally moving far from them and reach the ground instead.

Once again, his bone cracks, but this time it's not his skull.

"Ow, my peepee!"

How did that happened?

Anyway, Elle sees this chance and dashes off away from the crime scene, bringing Xero along with her.

Xxxxxxxx

After a while, they finally stop at the edge of the city, with both of them resting themselves onto the ground.

"That was crazy..." Xero mutters as he sweats profusely, "What's with people and their flying power armor? I don't remember seeing that kind of technology before."

Elle, who lies beside him, wonders, "What kind of most advanced technology this world has?"

"An ability to make anybody gets pregnant regardless of their partners."

"That's a stupid thing to focus on?"

"Well, when your world focuses on love like, 24 hours a day, of course you would for that kind of advancement."

"Then why you're still a virgin?"

"Because not everyone can get love that easily. All of my crushes found someone better and one person I care the most is dating my sister."

"That sounds tough. I can see why that shady internet can appeal to people like you."

Xero shrugs, "Maybe that just me. Maybe my inability to speak to other people just hinders my progress on that department?"

"And yet you have almost one thousand waifu chasing after you?"

"I know right? For some reason all socially awkward people get to be a Chad in another world? I have no idea what magic I had in the game if I get to flirt with lesbians, moms and perhaps even non-humans."

A different voice suddenly interjects, "Our power armor was made back in our world, handcrafted to fit the wearer's own customization. This world's power armor seems to be a rip off of the older models that we had, possibly due to lack of resources, or that Father guy love to keep people from overpowering him."

Xero pulls his head up, looking upward and sees a woman approaching him.

This female is pink-haired, and wearing a pink armor with some flower shapes decorated on it.

She smiles at him, "Hi, I'm Sana Okirinza Xth. I am here to tell Elle that she forgot her teleporter."

"I did?" Elle sits up straight, "I didn't misplace it somewhere?"

"No, silly. You were in a rush to save him before that you basically forgot to bring along your transporter with you."

"Thank goodness..."

Sana turns toward Xero, "Now that we're here, how about we wait and lure them here so that we could all go back to our world together."

He looks confused "How are you going to convince them?"

"They may have been created with complicated setting and personality, but right now all they want is to get to the lewd part of the dating sim. We just tell them that we have built a room special for them to do just that, and there you go."

Xero stares at her for a moment, muttering, "Are you going to trap me with them?"

Sana doesn't seem to like his question, clearly showing a pouty face, "Don't be stupid. We're capturing them to capture father, not letting you having a lovey dovey fun time with them."

"O-of course... but they'll resist."

"Which is why we are going to contain them in a containment chamber that cannot be destroyed from the inside. On top of that, we'll be decreasing their sizes so we can effectively store them in a safe place."

"Are you talking about Pokeball?"

"What?"

Sana quickly shrugs off his words before saying, "They're here."

The three now see a wave-like silhouettes charging from afar, running forward and eventually stopping before them.

Xero did not see them all in one place before, so he is actually quite surprised how the girls alone already filling up the plain field there.

"Now that I see it," Elle mutters, glaring at him, "You do have quite an appetite."

Sana chuckles, "Seriously, even a harem protagonist in a power fantasy anime didn't have this many women."

Xero sighs, mumbling to himself, "How would I know they are going to be real?"

Artoria Lancer, somehow still on her horse, makes the horse to move forward with her spear pointing straight at the women before her, "Release him, or we shall show no mercy."

"True!" Kiana screams at them, somehow appearing instead in her white tight catsuit she is mostly known for, "We have about one thousand different women here against only two of you!"

Sana turns to look at Xero, nodding at him.

Slowly, he takes a deep breathe, before speaking up, "Ladies, please listen to me for a moment."

...

...

Silent?

Elle comments on this awkward moment, "I would have expected them to be more like "shut up, darling! We are doing what's right for you!"

"Hey, our husband is speaking!" one of them among the crowd can be heard.

Sensing their willingness to listen, Xero tries to have a smile on his face, "So... I've heard that you girls cross the worlds just to be with me, right?"

"True," Mei steps forward, "We were all distraught when just disappeared from our life. The world no longer functions as before, as if our whole lives stop moving the moment you've gone from our sight."

Rin joins in, standing beside Mei, "The world literally stops, and only we are able to move. That's when Father found us and told us to find those who have taken our hearts and stay with him for the rest of our lives."

Sana stares at them, tapping her chin curiously, "This is the first I've heard from them."

More things to add in his confusion list.

Xero resumes, "Then, killing all of these people won't be your primary objective, right? You don't need to kill them, right?"

"No!" Higokumaru screams, "Who do you think we are? We just wanted to stay with you. None of these people matter to us, not anymore!"

"Then, how about we all go to where these people will bring us to?"

The waifu look at each other, looking confused as they seem to be speaking to each other.

Xero stands there, staring at them. Somehow he feels a bit bad of wanting to go through with this plan.

Parts of him simply wanted to stay alive, but... some of him wanted them to stay alive as well...

Is there any chance his deleted memories of interacting with them will ever resurface?

Elle steps forward, "I understand you just wanted to be happy with him, and if possible we all would leave you alone with him. But you have to know that with this many people, there won't be any place for you to stay in this world, not after you've massacred two towns before."

She continues, "But we can give you that place. Instead of being suicidal and fight in a fight we can't win, how about we reach a compromise and live alongside each other?"

The waifu doesn't seem to like her words, but Artoria speaks, "Fine, but if we detect any hints of betrayal, we won't hold back."

"Good," Sana smiles, joining her friend, "Now, because your people are basically filling up the whole stadium with that number of yours, I suggest all of get into these containment chambers we've prepared. That way we can all bring you to our location easily."

She takes out small marbles that turn into a palm sized balls before hitting the ground.

"Are those Pokeball?" one of the waifu questions the balls.

Xero shrugs, "It does look like one."

Elle rolls her eyes, "Look, it's a lot better if it's sphere. There will be a lot more space for more and there won't be sides that will create friction and stuff."

He suggests, "What about disc-shaped?"

Sana turns toward her friends, wondering, "Now why don't we think of that before?"

Wow, this feels a bit like a deja vu.

Rin sighs, looking at Xero and smiles, "Let's meet again after this. We have a lot to talk about."

One by one, they turn into particles and move into the balls, clearing up the field one by one without much resistance.

Mei is the last one left, looking at the last ball before looking at Xero, "Captain, promise me we won't be separated again."

Xero slowly nods. He still has a part to play.

Slowly, she reaches the ball, with her hand disappearing.

"Going somewhere!?"

The transportation is interrupted, as Mei quickly turns around and sees a light blue lightning striking down onto the land before them.

Xero is startled, having seen the face of the newcomer, "That's... my sister...?"

Before them now appears a woman with a huge grin on her face, "Yes brother, it's me, your netori sister, Areina, Agent Arr!"

"Your sister is an agent!?" Elle steps forward, readying her fist as she screams, "You really have the weirdest life! Are you sure you're not a fictional character yourself!?"

With the name finally revealed, Areina stands there with her whole body covered with electricity, as if she is the lightning herself.

Xero looks very confused right now, "I don't get it. You were shock when Sera introduced herself as an agent. Are you telling me even she didn't know about you?"

"Why would I tell her everything?" she pouts seductively, even kissing her finger as she mutters, "Wouldn't be much of a cuck if I reveal everything, aren't we?"

"What are you..."

"Thanks to that, you were deprived of everything. Your family, your crush, your life; all gone..."

"Now you want to go and get cozy with anime waifu? We can't have that, can we?"

"What are you talking about!?" Xero screams at her, "You are not making any sense! You're saying as if your relationship with Sera is nothing but a lie! And you're doing that for me!?"

Areina laughs out loud, like a madman, and after taking a small breath, she mutters, "It was fun toying with her, making her pregnant and stuff..."

"What?"

Mei has been silenced, staring at her and him consecutively. She did not understand anything that had transpired, but she can tell when someone is heartbroken... and he is one...

"Unforgivable..."

That is her voice, but it is hers. No, Mei knows the owner of this voice.

"For someone to hurt Captain like that, she really does have a death wish."

From her chest, something purple flies out while speaking to her, "You go and enter the ball first. Know that he will not betray us no matter what."

The orb moves close to Xero, leaving Mei nodding and disappears into the ball.

At the same time, Areina laughs, "If only you saw her face when I told Sera this. How much she cried..."

She moves closer toward them, "Too bad for you, shit happened. She is defiled forever, and you... You just helped Father with his plan."

Sana grabs his hand, pulling him to get his attention, "Let's go. We're done here."

Somehow, Xero is no longer bothered with this. He looks away from her, following the two girls and disappears in a flash.

As she is left alone there, she is quickly greeted with the sight of an army, with Sera and Wey leading them.

Sera looks around, before seeing Areina and approaches her, "YOU! WHERE IS HE!? WHERE IS XERO!?"

Areina scoffs, "NOW you're going to ask about him? Do you even have the right to do that?"

Sera glares at her, gritting her teeth before looking away, "We've failed to catch up to them..."

Areina grins, "Lucky for you, I know where they went..."

End chapter.