Here is a normal chapter
Everyone is just waiting patiently while Adam is just humming a melody in the kitchen cooking and curious what Adam plan to make for them until they realize they forgot to ask an important question.
"Wait, I didn't know he can cook?" Ghira ask out loud.
"Neither did I, Blake?" Kali ask her Daughter.
"Nope, I'm just as surprise as all of you" Blake replied to her parents.
Yang went to give Blake a side hug "Wow Blake you got a man who's handsome, can fight, and cook what else can he do?" she ask and praise Blake.
Before Blake can answer she stop because the aroma of delicious food flooded the white room.
Everybody took a big whiff, eyes widen and begin drooling a bit.
"Alright everyone here's your dishes and yes even you Cinder" Adam announce and walks out of the kitchen holding multiple plates for everyone present.
"I ask myself I don't think Sun, Velvet, and I can consume meat like beef, pork, or chicken because of our Faunus animal traits, but what about seafood?" he said as he walks towards them.
Everyone is anxious and excited on what dishes Adam prepare for them and the only hint that it is seafood base.
"Here you go Ruby Honey Walnut Shrimp" Adam place the dish in front of Ruby.
"Yum!" Ruby was about to eat until Adam grasp her hand and told her softly "nono wait until everyone else gets theirs alright" he said to her.
Ruby pouted, but complied nevertheless.
"Here you go Weiss Shrimp Lo Mein" Adam gives Weiss her dish.
"Thank you!" Weiss told him and sniff her dish.
"Here you go Yang Szechwan Shrimp, but be careful its a little bit spicy" He place the plate down for her.
"Nice!" She smells her dish and waits for everyone.
"Here you go Blake Chinese-style steam fish" he gives Blake her dish.
Blake just stares and drools at her dish.
"Nora here's yours Cantonese style lobster" he place her dish in front of her.
"Sweet!" Nora cheer at her Lobster dish.
"Pyrrha here's your steam fish with ginger" He puts the plate down for her.
"Amazing!" Pyrrha examines her dish.
"Ren here's your Szechuan Spicy Eggplant, careful its has a mean kick" He place the dish in front of Ren.
"Cool" Ren study his dish.
"Here you go Ozpin shrimp with Lobster Sauce" He place the dish in front of him.
"Wonderful" Ozpin said and study his dish.
"Here you go Glynda Chinese dumplings" he place the dish in front of her.
"Excellent" Glynda complement.
"Here you go Taiyang Slippery Shrimp" he place the dish in front of him.
"Awesome" Taiyang mouth waters a bit.
"Here you go Qrow Shrimp with Broccoli in Garlic Sauce" he place the dish in front of him.
"Amazing" Qrow stares at his dish with a hungry look.
"Here you go Ironwood Shrimp Egg Foo Young" he place the dish in front of him.
"Incredible" Ironwood comment.
"Here you go Winter Florns Chinese Steam Fish" he place the dish in front of her.
"Remarkable" Winter comment.
"Here you go Ghira Citrus Carp" He place the dish in front of him.
"Magnificent" Ghira comment.
"Here you go Kali Preserved Lime Black Bean Steamed Fish" he place the dish in front of her.
Kali like her daughter drools at her dish.
"Here you Emerald Grandma Shanghai Smoked Fish" he place the dish in front of her.
"My Oum" Emerald stares at dish and her stomach rumbles.
"Here you go Mercury Salt Marinated Steamed Fish" He place the dish in front of him.
"Thanks man" Mercury thank Adam.
"Here you go Cinder Golden Prawns with Salted Egg Yolk" He place the dish in front of her.
"Exquisite" Cinder comment.
"Here you go Roman Braised Yellow Croaker Fish and Pickled Vegetables" He place the dish in front of him.
"Looks good" Roman comment.
"Here you go Neo Dragon Well Green Tea Shrimp stir fry" He place the dish in front of her.
Neo gaze at her dish and held up a sign that says "YUMMY!"
"Here you go Sun Chinese Stir Fry Eggs with Flaked Crab Meat" He place the dish in front of him.
"Thanks dude!" Sun thank Adam.
"Here you go Neptune Salt and Pepper Squid with Chinese five spice powder" He place the dish in front of him.
"Phenomenal" Neptune comment.
"Here you go Coco Pan Fired Tofu stuff with Fish paste" He place the dish in front of her.
"Yes!" Coco gape at her dish.
"Here you go Velvet Sir Fry Crabs with Ginger and Scallions" He place the dish in front of her.
Velvet just gawks at her food.
"And finally myself I have Boiled Fresh Octopus and Squid" He place the last dish for himself.
"(claps) alright everyone dig in!" he announce and begins eating.
Everyone takes one bite from their dish and freeze.
"Are you guys okay?" Adam voice his concern.
"SOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDD!" was the collective answer he receive and they begin chowing down on their dishes.
Adam just giggles at their reactions.
After everyone finish eating their dishes and feel a sense of satisfaction. They waited for Adam because he was cleaning their plates.
Adam drys his hands, removes the pink apron, and puts it on a hanger in the kitchen and walk back in the room.
"Everyone ready?" he ask and everyone nodded.
"Lets see what this universe has to offer."
The screen opens to show an adult Jaune with tired eyes wearing a blue T-shirt talking to the camera "Good morning guys just woke up the nice change of weather because if you look outside it looks kind of hazy like its gonna rain" as he was talking to the camera he walks up the stairs to reach the Second floor of his house.
"Wow this universe is pretty.." Ruby started
"Normal" Weiss finish for her.
"Yeah I was expected something crazy" Yang said.
"or depressing" Blake added.
He moves the camera to the window and flips the blinds open to show the audience the nice and quiet suburban neighborhood where he lives with nice looking two story houses with small trees, grass, and cars.
"Look at that nice neighborhood" Nora commented
"I agree with you on that Nora" Ren told her.
"So far so good" Pyrrha hope this universe is normal for once and wants her heart to relax.
Jaune thrilled that it might rain "And I like that because we don't get that much rain let me change the settings on the camera real quick oh we don't get that much rain in LA so anytime I see that it looks like its about to rain I'm like hell yeah all the water is going to come down and clean up the air and its going to feel real nice" cheered.
"It doesn't seem like this universe have any Grimm" Ozpin stated.
"I would actually like that compared to our universe" Glynda wish Remnant was like that.
"This universe is pretty mild compared to the previous one we just witness" Taiyang express.
"Its boring, but I like it" Qrow voice his comment on this universe.
He then close the window blinds and moves the camera back to him and walks down the hall of his house "I love when it looks like that" pause to adjust camera "and not to mention its snuggle weather and since today I'm going to spend all day at home with Taika" enter his room and close the door "umm its going to be cutie because I like to snuggle up in the blankets with him."
"Who's Taika?" Ironwood question.
"Must be his son" Winter inform Ironwood.
"I wonder who's the mother?" Ghira ask out loud and rubs his beard.
"I'm curious as well" Kali inquiry like her husband.
He moves the camera away from him to his 6 month baby son Taika on the bed. He has chubby features, porcelain skin, blue-green eyes and some red hair with blonde highlights. He is wearing a grey baby onesie, laying against a pillow, and his sides are big blankets. He stares dumbly at his dad/camera with his mouth hanging open.
"Aaaaaawwwwwwwww" everyone gush at Taika Jaune baby boy.
"Hmm porcelain skin tone" Adam smirk.
"Blue-green eyes mix" Emerald simper.
"Red hair" Mercury snigger.
"And he's watching TV he's watching the sesame street furchester hotel show mama bear always sets him up real good with the blankets and the pillows so he looks super comfy" Taika still staring innocently at the camera.
"I think we all should know by now who mama bear should be obvious" Cinder told all of them.
"What a cute Baby" Roman comment and maybe thinking about getting a family if his criminal activities don't bite him in the ass later.
Neo nods and held up a sign "SO CUTE!"
He moves the camera closer to Taika "Your comfy huh? Yeah you are your so comfy your so comfy" Jaune baby talking to Taika.
"Man I just want to smoosh his chubby cheeks together" Sun said and smoosh his cheeks.
"I just want to hug him and never let go" Neptune vocalize hug himself.
"I want to play dress up with him" Velvet cup her cheeks.
"I want to pinch his little cheeks right now" Coco declared and made pinch motions with her fingers.
The screen then shows them an adult Pyrrha with shoulder length hair in a simple casual black dress grabbing her purse and taking the car keys. "Where you going to go mama bear?" he ask. "Today I'm going to do something not extreme, but very out of the ordinary with my hair" she reply and wiggles her eyebrows.
Everyone grin and turn towards Pyrrha expecting some type of a reaction.
Pyrrha face flush and was quiet until
"YES ITS MY TURN WOO WOO YEAH SUCK IT YES YES!" Pyrrha cheer loudly, fist pumps in the air and did a victory dance around the room.
Velvet and Yang grumble.
"She's happy" Nora grin.
"You think?" Ren joked.
The audience just giggle and chuckle at her reaction.
"What you going to do?" he query. "You know me I like to make bold moves I go big so you know something drastic going to happen to my hair today" she explains. "Alright, are you going to send me pictures and updates?" he inquiry. Pyrrha thought about it and answer "Yeah if you want me?" his response "YEAH."
"It nice that Jaune cares about giving Pyrrha some alone time to herself" Ruby said happily.
"He doesn't mind watching the baby while she goes out" Weiss nod in how a good husband Jaune is.
"hmm I wonder if I should change my hairstyle" Blake ponder.
"A husband that allows his wife to do her hair and he ask for pictures and updates" Yang nods in approval at Jaune Husband material.
"I might change my hairstyle too, what do you think Ren?" Nora ask Ren.
"Change to whatever hairstyle you want as long as it makes you happy" Ren replied to her.
Pyrrha grasp and gaze at her red long hair and consider cutting it short.
The whole time Pyrrha was looking between the camera and Taika. "This guy looks like he's about to go to sleep though." he moves the camera to Taika who is staring at his mom and moves his mouth a lot. "he's got the droopyist eyes in america" she gush. "Please! Please go to sleep because I'm tired when you sleep I get to sleep are you going to sleep soon?" he beg playfully at Taika and his son turns to look at him.
"America?" Ozpin intrigue about where Jaune and Pyrrha lives.
"It a some type of country" Glynda answered him.
Qrow elbow Taiyang in the shoulder.
"Hey Tai remember those "good" times with baby Ruby and baby Yang" Qrow chuckles at him.
"Oh yeah I remember them alright I couldn't properly sleep for a few months" Taiyang sign and then smile at the fond memories of his daughters when they were babies.
"Look at those he got the double eye lids" she comment. "Ohhhh they are droopy" he agree. "Maybe you can feed him when after you knock out" she said. "Okay and then should I put him in the crib?" he ask and moves the camera back to Pyrrha. "You can put him on the bed its up to you" shrugs her shoulders and reply to him. "Just make sure to put like a pillow or a barrier here" she instruct.
"I guess we're just watching Jaune being a father" Ironwood stated he didn't mind he needs his body to rest from watching that other universe.
"A very good and caring father at that" Winter added wishing her father was like that.
"Kali remember our Blake when she was a baby" Ghira ask his wife.
"Those were the good times and bad times" Kali respond to her husband.
"So he doesn't slide off?" he confirms and she nods. She giggles "Not slide, but roll" she clarify "Roll off okay" he understands. "Okay baby its just you and me if you want to take a nap" he told his baby boy. "See ya and Papa bear today" she kiss Taika on the forehead and Jaune moves the camera back to him. Pyrrha then kiss him on the cheek and he kiss her cheek.
"Positive to know that they both love and support each other" Adam noted.
"Whats with the nicknames?" Emerald ask out loud.
"I don't mind its kind of cute" Mercury comment.
"Papa Bear and Mama Bear" Cinder giggle at the nicknames they give each other.
"Bye you two you better behave" she warn playfully. "We will" he told her. She leaves the room and close the door. "Its okay with me because I'm very tired and I'll sleep when you sleep" The scene change a bit, but still the same. "I just turnover to check up on Taika" moves the camera to his baby boy who is laying on his side on the bed and not crying about it "he freaking fell over hehahaha he must of fell over so slow or softly that I didn't even notice it" his son just stares at camera.
"Stop with this silliness oh my oum he so adorable!" Sun covers his face with his palms.
"I just want to his kiss face so much until my lips turn chapped!" Neptune is biting his knuckles.
"Just look at that innocent face he's making!" Coco cooed.
"Your so reckless aren't you big dumpling!" Velvet bites her nails.
"And he likes it he's not crying or anything he like this position" he moves his free hand to rub Taika head "You big cutie you big cutie" his son is just slapping and moving his right hand and right leg wildly.
"Yes he is a big cutie! Ruby scream in joy.
"Agree!" Weiss is stomping on the floor with her feet.
"I just want to spoil him!" Blake squeal.
"That would be bad Blake" Adam told her and snicker.
"I want to protect that baby!" Yang shriek in glee.
"Oh he does this thing right now where he like slam his right hand haha" as he says that Taika proceeds to slam his right hand multiple times with his tongue sticking out "just like that hahaha you like doing that are you saying hi? Are you saying hi?" he waves at Taika "is that what your doing my good boy" rubs Taika head again and his son moves his hand towards him.
The audience/occupants waves back at Taika just for fun.
"what is that what does that mean ha you good boy you like having fun don't punch yourself it going to hurt" Taika put his fist in his mouth and gnaws on it."Okay we're going right back to stuffing your fist in your mouth huh?" Taika removes his fist from his mouth "ookay we're going right back to smacking yourself" Taika puts the fist back in his mouth "Your so cutie."
"I sure hope Jaune doesn't spoil his son" Ozpin chuckle.
"Taika would turn rotten if he does" Glynda giggle.
Qrow gaze at Taika and imagine him with a wife and some little kids, but he chuckle sadly because his type of work won't allow it and not to mention his semblance of "bad luck."
Taiyang sense his brother Qrow depressing mood and lightly shove him, Qrow confuse turn to his brother.
"Hey bro don't be like that I know you'll find that special someone and who knows she could have a semblance that's "good luck" to counter yours" Taiyang grin and gave him a thumbs up.
Qrow thought about it and smiled that idea is not far fetch.
"Thanks man."
"No problem."
It cuts to Jaune whispering and some scribble noise is heard."Taika got hungry so I built this little fort for him" he moves the camera to Taika who is still laying on the bed drinking a bottle of milk this time and both of his sides flank by blankets "and then fed him so he doesn't roll over" he moves the camera back to him.
"He's being very cautious and making sure Taika doesn't get hurt himself" Ironwood guffaw.
"Of course he has to be vigilant or else he'll get his wife fury" Winter chuckle.
"Maybe we should of use the scribble noise machine that Jaune has because it looks like Taika is relax listening to it" Ghira point out.
"If we had that when Blake was a baby it would make her falling asleep way easier" Kali state that and they both sulk.
"I'm taking advantage of this opportunity so I can knock him out he usually gets his morning nap at around 8-9 anyways so if I can knock him out I get to go to sleep" he then close his eyes and wish for more sleep "I just need a little bit more sleep and I'll feel really good for the day nobody told me when you have a baby your sleep schedule will be mess up" complain.
Qrow, Taiyang, Ghira, and Kali nod solemnly with empathy at Jaune statement taking care of kids is a lot of work. Kids are both a blessing and curse.
He moves the camera back to his son who is has his eyes close, but still drinking his milk "so far its working he eating, getting tired, looks hella relax" moves the camera back to him "got this rolled blanket so he won't fall off the bed I'm going to close these blinds a little bit too just to make it a little bit darker" he close the blinds to make the room darker and show the audience the noise maker that is shape like a small cute owl "I got the noise maker on and I'm going to set up my blanket I'm going to cover him too so its nice and warm" grabs a small blanket to cover Taika "hopefully I can knock out for like a good just 30 minutes please I feel so comfortable its 8:16 I'll see you guys in a little bit."
"That was it?" Adam question and want to see more of Taika
"If that's true it was short" Cinder cross her arms over chest.
"Don't worry Cinder there's probably more" Emerald reassure Cinder.
"Yeah more Taika please" Mercury plead and everyone chant "YES!"
The camera then cuts to Jaune flutter eyes, waking up and is covered in a blanket "I took a little nap, but the little man is now awake we slept at 9 and it took uhh me 45 minutes to feed him lets see how long its been" he gets up off the bed and shows the audience the clock "I am tired still oh 9:54 damn so I slept for 54 minutes that's not too bad not bad at all."
"Wait there's more" Roman said.
Neo smile and held up a sign "HELL YEAH MORE TAIKA!"
Jaune then moves the camera to Taika "oh look at those eyes you are wide awake young man you sure you don't want to sleep another 3 hours because I wouldn't mind you sure you don't want to sleep another 3 hours" Taika is just staring."You big cutie look at your little elephant."
"I like how he has that face where he has no idea whats going" Sun jovial smile.
"The face is like "whats you looking at"" Neptune smile jolly.
"He so focus on the camera" Coco smile delight.
"Look at him holding that cute elephant" Velvet smile radiant.
then cuts to Jaune downstairs "I move the operation downstairs now and WHAT!" making the audience jump a little.
The audience jump at his sudden reaction and worried about him and Taika.
"that's crazy" he moves the camera to Taika laying on his stomach in a baby play pen "This little man facing this way so he can have toys and play with them" points at the cat plush and panda plush "and somehow he turn all the ways around" moves the camera to Taika and his son looks up "I didn't even see you I just went to go pee for 5 seconds and you turn all the way around how did you do that that so cutie I wish I would of saw that your so good at crawling already."
Everyone breath a sign of relief
"False alarm people its just Taika being cute" Ruby wave her hand.
"What cute baby play pen he's in" Weiss said.
"He's must be a fast baby" Blake comment.
"Jaune using the bathroom for 5 seconds and Taika was able to move a complete 180 in that short amount of time" Yang impress about Taika little baby body.
Jaune moves the camera back to him "When mama bears not around I like wearing her shoes" moves the camera to the slippers "she always buys the comfiest things look how soft that is super soft everywhere" moves the camera up a pit "what the hell Mr. Potato head" moves the camera back to him "we have so many toys in this house."
"He's not wrong" Nora said
"Those slippery do look very comfy" Ren added.
"Would I spoil my kids?" Pyrrha did a thinking pose and hung her head "Yes sadly I wouldn't be able to resist their cuteness and adorableness."
Moves the camera to their german shepherds "these dogs are so lucky that their mom loves them so much they just play and they get constant new toys you guys have so many toys and you guys play all day I'm so envious alright before I can really lock down my self here and play with him."
"He's a family man and dog person" Ozpin nod agrement.
"Best of both worlds" Glynda love dogs and babies.
"Woah Zwei was hard enough take care of with Ruby and Yang around" Qrow smack himself.
"That was one dog, Jaune here has three german shepherds and a baby boy" Taiyang salute to Jaune being more manly and responsible than him.
Moves the camera briefly to Taika and then back to him "I have to order some meals sometimes my meal reminder comes out of nowhere and hehehwoah" moves the camera the german shepard closer to the kitchen playing with his toy "are you squeaking away over there you freaking crazy" camera zooms in on the toy "eating a giant red pepper cute guy" moves the camera back to him "umm the guy that makes my meal prep he'll text me and I completely forget to place my order now I have to place my order for this upcoming week" use one of his free hand to show them the steps by steps in the air they notice the arm has tattoos "go online place my order so I can come in at the right time and then I'm a play with Taika."
"Its funny that he's attentive on Taika well being like sleep, eating and playing" Ironwood begin humorous.
"But he forgetful in taking of his own well being" Winter shake with laughter.
"Ghira remember the times I had to remind you to eat" Kali tease her husband.
"Hey I had to remind you too" Ghira jibe at Kali in a light heart manner.
Kali stick her tongue out at Ghira.
Ghira flick her forehead.
"Ow!"
It then shows Taika laying on light brown towel on his back "alright now its time to change this little boy diaper" Taika tries to put Jaune fingers in his mouth "woah your stuffing my finger in your mouth you freaking crazy" Taika is just smiling and acting cute "this guy so so strong your so strong" moves the camera to him "I don't know if he needs a diaper change, but he actually pees so much that sometimes if we just don't change it anyways and we're like not paying attention the pee will leak out the sides of the diaper we did give him the next size up so he's wearing size 3 it does a little bit better, but oh."
"Ah the diaper change I honestly wouldn't mind doing that" Adam smile at thought of taking care of his future kids. Adam felt his shoulder grab and turn to Ghira with a confuse look.
Ghira gave him a thumbs up and shedding manly tears.
Kali grin and nudge her daughter shoulder.
Blake ears perk up from that.
"Huh the more you know" Emerald learn that babies pee a lot.
"Hey those who are actually parents, Is Jaune statement about babies peeping a lot?" Mercury ask them.
Qrow, Taiyang, Ghira, and Kali nod affirmative in confirmation.
"Thank you."
"Size 3 he must be a big baby" Cinder comment.
moves the camera to Taika diaper "as you can see when it turns blue" blue line in the middle of the diaper "that mean there pee maybe even poopoo and it looks quite full so I don't want to have it leak out all over the place and" Taika pulling two of his fingers "this guys is about to pull my fingers out of its socket your so strong Taika did you know that" Taika smiles wide with his gums showing "your very very strong ha and very cute" baby talk voice "I'm going to change your little diaper now be nice and dry mister good boy."
"Oum that smile Taika is making is stabbing me in the feels" Roman place a hand over his heart.
Neo agree and help up a sign "My poor weak heart can't handle this!"
Then it shows Jaune carrying Taika "okay lets take this show outside for a little bit get this little man some sun in the sun" moves the camera to the back of Taika head "his hair looks like a lighter red" moves the camera back to him "I don't know if you can see that on camera, but in real life he looks mix between dark red and light red" sniffs his head "you smell so good you little stinker" exits the backyard through the glass back doors "ooooh look at the sun its nice and even."
"Taika is just staring at everything" Sun mention.
"Of course babies are curios about the new world they enter" Neptune told Sun.
"I can see little Taika hair being a mix light red and dark red" Coco spoke.
"I notice he has Tattoos on his arm like -long" Velvet remark.
They all turn all examine Jaune arm and look at Taiyang and look back and "Ahhhhhh" in surprise.
"Neat me and Jaune are kinda the same except for looks and personality of course" Taiyang guffaw.
Moves camera to show the german shepards "and the doggies get to come out and play you guys been coup up huh you guys been coup up guys want to run around explore stretch those legs shake it off good kids" dogs return to the house "alright that's how you know their inside dogs now cause they barely come out for a second you guys doesn't want to come outside come outside fawn briggy get some sun its good for you" moves leave the house again "all animals need vitamin d there we go."
"Doggies!" Ruby jumping in her seat in excitement
"I really want some dogs" Weiss Mansion was always depressing, dead, and quiet all the time, having make dogs would make it all lively at least.
"Its nice he consider the german Shepards as family too" Blake said.
"All animals do need their healthy amounts of Vitamin D" Yang agree with Jaune.
Close glass door "cool close the door and just relax a little bit" roams the small backyard "it feels really nice even though its winter time in California its never really winter this is probably spring weather people that are in like the Midwest whatever" moves the camera to Taika playing with the small red flowers in the shrubs "oh cool your playing with the little flowers play with the little flower" a flower is caught between Taika tiny fingers "this guy is so strong he's probably going to ripped that flower off play with the little flower huh?" Taika is just observing the flower in his fingers "good boy"
"California?" Nora said out loud.
"It must be the city where this Jaune and Pyrrha lives" Ren respond to her.
"Look at Taika playing with the little flower" Pyrrha gush at Taika inspecting the flower.
Camera back to him dogs just chilling in the background "yeah it feels like a nice 55-60 degrees feels really good and I'm glad Taika is like me where he gets hot fast so he won't be cold and" moves back to Taika "he's in long sleeves and socks anyways you like that flower its a cool flower huh he's reaching for a flower you big cutie" camera on top head of Taika "look at your little fuzz head" dogs sniff Taika "little doggies love you so much" moves to the dogs are playing with each other "there they go again keep playing" camera back to Jaune "Taika is really intrigue by plants and the leaves and the flowers" moves camera to Taika curious about the plants and drooling
"Taika is so fascinated about plants" Ozpin comment.
"I bet it because its a bright color" Glynda smile at Taika.
"Ah I remember when Ruby and Yang was intrigue about my weapons" Qrow relive some family memorizes
"Don't forget they almost burn the house down with it too" Taiyang chcukle.
"look yeah that's the leaves that's the little leaves Taika that's a leaf do you like the leaf yeah want to see a flower lets move over when there's a flower see that red thing that's a flower yeah its it too far away?" Taikai grabs a small branch and tears it off "oh shit you freaking strong ass Taika freaking destroy oh ho you ripped it off" Taika examine the small branch and moves it around "you freaking destroyer crazy" moves camera back to Jaune chuckling "Taika the hulk" moves back to Taika who looks directly at the camera "Taika your crazy alright no more playing with nature this fool's straight tore it off hahaha you cutie pie you freaking cutie pie."
"Curse word!" Ruby points at the screen.
"Language!" Glynda would scold Jaune if he was here now for cursing around a baby especially his own baby boy.
Ironwood is in a thinking pose "I might want a family too, but it will only endanger them."
"What a strong little man you are" Winter cooed at Taika.
Next it shows Jaune back in the house in the living room "I just gave Taika his" looks at his son for a bit and then turns back to the camera "second feeding of the day" moves the camera to the living room table that has the baby bottle "and he killed 6 ounces that's mean I have to fill up that bottle once and again oh" grabs his phone "and mama bears face timing" answer the phone and moves the camera to Pyrrha getting her hair done "hi mama bear" he greets her "Hello" she reply "hows your hair looking?"
"Yes the feeding times, I remember as if it was yesterday feeding Blake SEVEN TIMES DAY!" Ghira grit his teeth and bang his head at the wall in frustration.
"The diapers so many" Kali frighten rock her body back and forth.
"Feeding times" Qrow dread eye went lifeless thinking about them.
"You thought one was hard, but try two babies making it FOURTEEN TIMES A DAY!" Taiyang bang his head on the floor remembering those terrible experiences.
This made everyone giggle, chuckle, snicker at Ghira, Kali, Qrow, and Taiyang misery.
Ruby, Blake, Yang face turn red in embarrassment about their parents complaining when they were babies and groan in their palms.
Emerald, Adam, and Mercury went to rub in backs "there, there."
"You guys were trouble even as babies" Cinder snicker in her palm.
he ask Pyrrha made a face looks like she didn't hear him "Are you saying what to me?" she ask "you can't hear me?" he question she hears him "oh now I can" "okay, hows your hair looking?" he ask again "huh?" "hows your hair looking?" ask a third time "look its orange" moves the her phone camera to show him her saran wrap hair "Orange?" surprise tone "Yeah" she confirm "I thought you were going for another color? He inquiry "well this is the process to that other color" she inform him "ooohh nice" he comment "hohoho" she moves her phone camera to show him her whole head "what are you dong?"
"Orange hair, I approve!" Roman gave a thumbs up.
Neo chuckles and shakes her side to side.
she ask "I just fed Taika malika" moves his phone to Taika so Pyrrah can see him "can you see him?" Taika is just staring at the Tv now he looks at the phone "awww" "I just fed Taika malika" moves his phone closer to Taika "hi handsome guy" she greet her son Taika smile once he sees his mom "he smiling, Did you see him smiling at you?" he ask her "its all choppy" moves his phone back to him "Did you see him smiling at you" ask again "its super choppy" she commented.
"They need a new phone service or something" Sun complain.
"I know Taika won't be able to see Pyrrha clearly" Neptune added.
"A man who ask and cares about his wife hair is the one I want to find" Coco rubbing her hands together.
Velvet looks at her long brown hair and might consider dyeing to a different color.
"oh is it?,let me see" he's adjusting his phone settings "huh?" "let me see if my wifi on" Pyrrha pout and he switch to his homepage "I got to see if my wifi's on well my wifi's is on" switch back to Pyrrha face timing "huh?" "why is it so choppy?" he question his phone service "damn it this sucks" complain "maybe its mine maybe it my wifi that's bad" she suggested "cause I have wifi here, Can you here me now?" he ask "I can maybe its just wifi" she respond "oh" she moves her phone away from her to test it while at the same shows the hair salon shes in "this is status of my hair" shows her hair "that's nice, how much longer is it going to be?" ask "uh I have to do this for an hour and then wash it and see if it needs to go lighter" she told him "yeah" he said "so maybe like another couple of hours" she think.
"Oh its not the phone service" Ruby figure it out.
"Its the wifi service" Weiss realize.
"That a nice looking hair salon" Blake survey the hair salon.
"Two to three hours to do her hair?, yeah that's pretty normal" Yang said because she takes hours in the bathroom grooming and brushing her hair.
"oh that's a long time are you going to order lunch then" he ask her "huh" she didn't hear him "Are you going to order lunch then?" he repeated "maybe post-mates or something" she replied "yeah" he said "what about you I miss you guys" she told him "I miss you too mama bear big cutie" he told her "alrightI'll talk to you later" Pyrrha goodbye "okay bye mama bear" he bid her farewell "bye baby" they both do kissing faces and then laugh "hehehe" she end the face time
Pyrrha "mama bear big cutie" face flush and smile at how much this Jaune and Pyrrha love each other.
"Well its great to know they love each other a lot" Nora tease and nudge her shoulder.
"You have to be blind to now see the love between them" Ren stated.
"this guy is so calm" moves camera to Taika "did you like seeing mommy mommies getting her hair done after you eat your so calm now huh oh yeah you a little droopy eyes maybe might even take a nap or something huh should I give you a little blanket" grabs a blue blanket "put this little blanket on ya" unfolds the blue blanket "put this little blanket encase you want to take a nape" Taika scrunch the blanket with his hands "oh what hell's going on you just scrunch it" adjust the blanket on Taika "here put this on yah take a nap go ahead if not papa will hold you."
"Little Taika has so much energy" Ozpin chuckle.
"I still wish wouldn't curse around his baby boy" Glynda sign.
"lighten up Glynda at least he ain't cursing like a sailor" Qrow told her.
"Yeah I curse sometimes by accident around Ruby and Yang when they were babies" Taiyang inform them.
"Guilty as charge" Ghira and Kali raise their hands indicate that they also accidentally curse around Blake when she was a baby.
Camera back to Jaune "when this guy gets tired he starts talking to himself and I try to put him in a really comfortable position (taika is making baby noises) where I wrap him in so he won't squirm or move anywhere makes him feel nice a snuggle up and cozy" moves camera to Taika wrap like a burrito and playing with a small pillow with a cartoon pig on it "and um hes grabbing this pillow so strong and just wailing it around so I think now" "Dahhhhhh" Taika raise his voice "Its his little toy now you want to go to sleep or do you want to play with this pillow we all know your very strong."
"Oh shoot my eyes this amount of Taika adorableness" Ironwodd grin and place a hand over his forehead.
"He wrap up like a little burrito" Winter cooed and cup her face.
"Oh I miss Blake when she was a baby!" Ghira hug his wife and cried on her shoulder.
"Oh you big baby" Kali tee-hee and comfort her husband by patting his back.
Taika fiddles with his blanket "you going to pull all that out this is what keeping you nice and snugly and comfy yeah nice and comfy" grabs the blue baby bid to wipe the saliva away "here you" Taika puts both of his fist in his mouth "ack ack ahhhhooh obaobaoba" moves the camera back to him "that's the cutest cough" he tries to imitate Taika cough moves camera back to Taika "good boy" Taika is just gnawing on his knuckles "fine l'll turn on the TV if you want to sleep you could sleep if you want to watch you could watch okay baby" Taika removes his knuckles form his mouth reach for Jaune "you big cutie."
"I got to be real with you guys that was the CUTEST COUGH EVER!" Adam cheer and through his hands in the air.
"Look at him gnawing on his tiny knuckles" Emerald gush.
"Look at him drooling so much" Mercury chuckle.
"So small so innocent" Cinder looking at the ever so charming Taika.
Next scene shows Jaune holding Taika who is laying on his whole arm up to his elbow "the little man needs a little bit of help being put to sleep" Taika eyes are shut, gnawing his knuckles again, and making rambling noises "I have him in my arms right now this guy is such a pretender your pretending like you can't go to sleep, but every time I smile he smiles back hold on let me move this" tries to adjust the blanket with his teeth, however it fails
"You little rascal you" Roman pointing at the screen with his index finger scold Taika playfully.
Neo cup her face with one hand and held up a sign "What a trickster~."
"Its in the way can't really see his face that well wait a second" puts the camera down momentarily to adjust the blanket "okay" grabs the camera and focus on Taika who is fake crying "okay watch he'll be crying right if I make a face Taika" Taika stops "crying" eeeeeee good boy now he's not looking at my face" moves camera back to his face "but he'll be like" makes a crying face "an I go" makes a happy face "he goes" crying face to instant happy face to crying "you little freaking sneak attacker you little sneak attacker hey baby are you tired huh are you tired" Taika scrunch his face "hey you cutie little cutie Some time later."
"Hes already a rebel" Sun whip fake tears off his eyes.
"They grow up so fast" Neptune fake crys in his palm.
"Oh a what bad boy~" Coco giggle.
"He's a very bad boy you little marshmallow" Velvet chuckle.
"Success" he whisper moves camera to a sleeping Taika "he's out hehehehe Taika get to sleep and be peaceful" looks at his son "so cutie" moves camera to peaceful sleeping Taika "look at the little guy so damn cute."
Everyone is very quiet and shushing anyone who interrupts Taika peacefully sleeping on the screen.
"Curse word" Ruby whisper.
"Language" Glynda whisper.
they bot got shush by everyone else.
"Sorry" Ruby and Glynda whisper to them.
It then cuts to Taika wide awake, on a blanket, laying on his stomach "the little man is awake now little man is awake now" grabs a caterpillar baby rattle and in a sing-song voice "caterpillar man caterpillar man caterpillar man" plays with it in front of Taika who is following its every moves "caterpillar man caterpillar man caterpillar man you want to grab it want to try and grab it" Taika is just staring at the caterpillar baby rattle back to normal.
"He even sings to his son" Ruby voice her joy.
"What a great father" Weiss smile and wish her real father was like that.
"Its bad, but in a cutesy way" Blake grin.
"You girls mean AMAZING AND EXTRAORDINARY DAD" Yang proclaims, she plans to go for Jaune once they return or if they return to remnant. She knows that she has a tough competition with Ruby, Weiss, Pyrrha, Velvet, Coco, and maybe even Emerald.
"this is how we try to stimulate his arms we give him something he likes and then put it right here" caterpillar baby rattle close to Taika hand "tape him with it" tapes Taika hand and he grabs it "he grabs it and then we do that with the other arm its a little bit of exercise see good job now lets do the other arm" tapes the baby shaker on Taika other arm "caterpillar man caterpillar man can you grab it can you reach for it" Taika just looks dumbly at Jaune and grabs the baby rattle partially between his fingers "oh you have it good boy you grab it" Taika looks at the baby rattle "grab it wow see you learn how to use your arms thats so cutie what a good boy look how smart you are" Taika just looking at Jaune innocently and drooling "your so smart you know how to use your arms that is so smart hehehe" moves camera closer to Taika face "good boy."
"Huh I guess the caterpillar baby shaker serves two purpose" Ren said out loud and taps his chin.
"One where Taika gets to play with the caterpillar rattle until his hearts content" Nora added.
"The other where it helps stimulate his arms and motor functions" Pyrrha finish and wishing her other self appear on screen by now.
Taika is now playing a with a baby mirror toy and looking at it curiously "hahaha" Taika smile and chuckle at his own reflection. Jaune is staying quiet and just zooms the camera on Taika adorableness. He zooms the camera back "hahaha" Taika just laughs again at his own reflection. "hahahaeh" Taika just enjoying with his own reflection. "he so smart he's playing with himself that's cutie every time he see his face in the mirror he starts laughing" he said "hahaheh" Taika just laughs again.
"my my something so simply can distarct a baby" Ozpin giggle.
"I feel like if you give a baby anything they'll play with it for hours" Glynda chuckle.
"Man when Ruby and Yang play with the mirror was a life saver" Qrow said.
"You know how much free time I had all to myself tons the good times" Taiyang in a daze expression.
The scene change to Jaune "Mommy's home" they hear car keys rattle "Let see that hair" moves the camera to Pyrrha who red hair is lighter and in a pixie cut hairstyle "no!, not yet" she acts playfully embarrass "Why?" he ask "because we had to do the first pass where we wash out my actually hair color that why you guys saw orange its not suppose to be orange it suppose to be yellow" she explain "yeah" he said "or white, but because my hair was already a little bit damage from my previous times um she didn't want to do another pass take out that yellow to make it white because it was going to damage my hair."
"YES!" Pyrrha cheer that her other self arrive on screen.
"she must of have a bad hair day" Ironwood grin.
"I would too if I couldn't get the hairstyle or color I want" Winter agree.
Her eyes widen pause on her explanation and smiles at Taika "you big cutie, he's like saying hi" he moves the camera to Taika who is sitting on his lap, gnawing on his finger, and chilling. he moves the camera back to Pyrrha "oh as soon you turn the camera he was going like this" she's making hand wave gesture "I could feel him" he replied "Umm so because it was yellow it didn't catch on the color I'm going to wait a couple days go back do another surround of bleaching" she continue and finish "Let me see" he ask "you can't see anything" she told him "your hair looks lighter" he commented Pyrrha moves her head closer to him "Does it?" she ask "oooooooh" he replied "well its not going to be light at all so this top part will be black or darker and the rest will like a grey or silver" she told him "it looks nice already" he compliment "Really!?" she wants to confirm "Yeah" he said "Aw thanks" She blush "yeah it looks very nice" he said
"What a superb husband complimenting his wife hair" Ghira nod furiously
"Even though it didn't turn out the way she wanted" Kali giggle.
"I do it too if Blake was having a bad" Adam admitted with his hand under his chin.
Pyrrha eyes are close and looks at the ceiling "I'm starving" she groan "I order food it should be coming soon" he inform her "aw thank you" she thanks him "I postmated tinder greens" she drops the car keys on the living room table and hold her hands toward her son "Oh yeah oh yeah come to mama come to mama" He moves the camera back to his son "come to mama" she laughs and her son smiles are her "did he scratch his face?" she is playing with her son tiny feet "whatwhatwhatwhat" she smells her some feet and it reeks "guy stinky huh I was airing it out" he said and Pyrrha begins blowing on it.
"Okay a little gross, but..."Emerald started
"It still pretty cute a Pyrrha playing with Taika tiny feet" Mercury ended for her.
"Tiny things in general are cute" Cinder stated.
"hahaha he grips on to my mouth look" she blows on and her son tiny feet grips it "ha you big cutie" he said "HaHaah" she laughs and fiddles with her son feet some more "he miss his mama" he told her and she playfully bites her son feet he moves the camera to his son "you miss your momma didn't you? yeah you do" she moves closer to her son "I heard you laughing I heard you laughing" she kiss her son on his nose "You thought nobody watching you, but I heard you laughing by yourself hehehahehe did you show them the video you sent?" she ask "uh I record on this one too" he told her "oh, you big cutie how do you scratch his face" she wonder "I don't know" he replied "thank goodness did you cut his toenails too" she examines her son feet "yeah" he answered "dang your awesome papa bear was awesome" she continue to examine his feet "look at your cutie duiduiduidui HEHEHE"
Everyone smile and warm at the heart felt family scene.
"I wouldn't care if its dirty either I play with Taika tiny hands and feet all day" Roman fist pump in the air
Neo nod and held up a sign "ME TOO!"
she then picks up her son off Jaune lap and lays him on her shoulder "hes been waiting for that all day for his momma to hold him" he told her "aw don't make me feel guilty" she scold him lightly "hmhmhmh" she is shaking her son lightly and kiss his head at the same time she was about to kiss him in the front and he turns to look at her at the same time "woah almost kiss your eyeball" she smiles at him and her son return the same expression and lays back on her shoulder "heha" she laughs "you big cutie" he told his son.
"That pure innocent smile is too precious" Sun hold his stomach.
"His smile would make my bad days disappear" Neptune hold his rib cage.
"I want to dip him in chocolate and gobble him up" Coco made grabbing hands at Taika.
"I want to dress him up a cute bunny onesie" Velvet gush.
It then cuts to Pyrrha in a white bathroom laying on the couch with Taika with a brown blanket that is covering her lower body. She is mplaying with her son "dodododo" she tickles his chest "ackhaha" he laughs she does it again "dododo" tickles his chest again "ackhahaha" he laughs again. She does three more times and the last one she tickles all over his body. Pyrrha, Jaune, and Taika are all laughing together.
The audience just stay quiet again and just enjoy watching Jaune, Pyrrha, and Taika being a family together.
Pyrrha beam and is definitely gunning for Jaune when they return to Remnant or if they return he's my man. She scan all her possible rivals Ruby, Weiss, Yang, Coco, Velvet and maybe Emerald.
It then shows Pyrrha with the camera while Jaune is the kitchen "Soooo the baby Taika is sleeping" she shows them the baby monitor that is monitoring Taika baby crib "you guys already know that monitor you know he's over there" she moves the camera back to her "we just put him to bed and it couldn't be more perfect timing cause now its adult hour and not adult hour on that adult channel adult hour in parent terminology which means the kids are asleep so lets eat some fucking junk food" she moves the camera to meal bag.
"Woah pyrrha other cur-" Ruby couldn't finish because...
"YEAH!" Qrow, Taiyang, Ghira, and Kali cheered loudly causing everyone to jump in shock and surprise.
"Every time Blake falls asleep" Ghira begin.
"The stress just lifted off our backs" Kali finish.
"I grin like a mad man once I hear the snoozes of Ruby and Yang" Qrow cover his face with his elbow and fake cry's into.
"Its like a blessing in disguise" Taiyang fake crys on Qrow shoulder.
Everyone just giggle and chuckles at actions of Qrow, Taiyang, Ghira, and Kali except for Ruby, Yang, and Blake they just feel even more embarrass than before.
"Whats you order papa? whats going on" she ask "I order some aw some garlic string bean chicken" he told her the first food "oh la la oh yes" she ecstatic about the food "some dumplings dumps" he told her the next food "dumply dump dump dumply dumps" she said in a sing-song voice "I got some aw what is this actually I forgot" he opens the last food and they both "OOOOOHH" at the same time "the pork chops" He realize she moves the camera back to her "mada fucking shit ohohoh" she moves the camera back to him "haha muda fucking" he chortle
"Weird see to Pyrrha curse" Weiss never seen pyrrha curse around them.
"Maybe she curse when she feels relax and safe around people close to her" Blake offered.
"Or she does curse just not around us" Yang counter offered.
"then we some sha lo beezy" he said "some sha long beezies" she repeated the food is pork buns "and then what comes in that oh I like it comes with the dipping sauce already" she moves the camera back to her and she says in a sing-song voice "that's what I like whats I like we need the vinegar" she told him "I think that we might even need black vinegar" he just looking through the cabinets and fridge "but" he grabs two manga smoothie drinks from the fridge "hehaha this is how you know your luxurious when you order food from two places"
"Thats a lot of Delicious food" Nora drool, she slowly turns to Adam and tackles him like a speeding bullet train.
"OOF" Adam felt the wind knock out of him and collapse on the floor on his back.
Blake glare dangerously at her, got up and plans to kindly/violently remove Nora off Adam "he's my man."
"CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE THEM PLEASE!" Nora plead and shakes Adam front shirt collar wildly.
"Nora please get off of Adam" Ren sign and proceed to remove Nora with Blake assistance of course.
"I NEED TO KNOW ITS VERY IMPORTANT MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THE WORLD DEPEND NO THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON IT!" she urge.
Adam bewilder at first and then howl in laughter and carefree tone at Nora childish activities. He rubs her head and softly tell her.
"Sure, but can you please get off I need my body to work functional you know to cook" Adam grin at her.
"THANK YOU!" she hugs him tightly
"No problem" Adam returns the hug.
Ren proceeds to remove Nora off of Adam with a little bit of difficulty.
Blake helps Adam off the ground and pats all the dust off his shirt and pants. She's being a bit protective and possessive of Adam.
Adam just chuckles at Blake and hope her being possessiveness will go away soon. Its nice, but dangerous to have.
she moves the camera to him where he does a small celebration dance by moving his hip side to side "and you time it out just right" she moves the camera to his feet "ha I like how you never wear slippers and the day you due you have to steal them from me" she complain "because today was mommy day and you were gone I put them and then like what does it feel like to be a mommy" he gave his reasoning to her and shakes his hips "Tch its feels pretty damn comfy to be a mommy"
"A man who plans ahead and comes prepared for his wife is a role model I should follow" Neptune nod in approval.
"Hey guys and girls, here's a question who's butt is bigger Jaune or Pyrrha?" Sun tease and grin.
The girls and women face morph into a deep red blush and the guys thought about Sun question.
"SUN!" Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Pyrrha, Velvet yell at him.
" !" Glynda chastise him.
"Thats easy, Jaune butt is bigger" Adam give his answer.
"Adam!?" Blake blush baffled.
"Lady-killer got this in the bag" Yang give hers.
"YANG!?" Ruby complain to her sister.
"Jaune-Jaune" Nora cheered her answer
"Nora!?" Pyrrha bemuse looks at her.
"Jaune" Ren give his.
"Ren not you too!? Pyrrha puzzled turn to him.
"koff Jaune koff" Winter cough into her hand.
"Winter!? Weiss confound at her sister.
"Jaune" Ozpin, Qrow, Taiyang, Ironwood said at the same time.
"NOT YOU IDIOTS TOO!" Glynda flabbergast at them.
"I must give deserve credits when credits due; Jaune" Roman give his and salute.
Neo salute too and held up a sign "JAUNE!"
"Jaune" Coco grin
"Coco" Velvet dumbfound at Coco.
he removes the straws from the plastic covering and puts them in their drinks "l'll tell you that much do you want me to bring your some vinegar" he ask "please" she plead "alright I'm going to bring the vinegar we're going to eat our yummy meal I almost trip over the carpet, but you didn't see that" he told "Aww we saw that" she told him "I'd fall like this" he trips a bit over the carpet "and we're going to have our little adult session and we'll see you guys later bye" he waves at the camera and the screen to that universe ends.
"That's was a refreshing universe to watch don't you guys and girls think" Emerald ask out loud.
"It did allow my body and mind to unwind" Cinder told her
"As much I enjoy loosening up and DE-stress, I'm hype up for the next universe" Mercury feeling pump and zest at the next showing.
My goal is to release a chapter a month.
Here's a hint of future chapters
"Grind Pantera!" "Zero...show me the way!" "This is Jaune Arc Yamato, Freedom Gundam. I will Fight!" "I am the King of Hearts!" "I'll fight with 00 to end this war!"