The disclaimer is still the same. We're still on the same day. We're getting closer to the beginning of the story though! Yayness? I'm really sleep right now.

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Before the first class

"Hozumi," Mahoko whispered to her friend who had flowers and cute bunnies popping out of nowhere with the damn smile that was turning everyone in the classroom into a mess. And damn it, Hozumi was still humming. "Hozumi, you need to tone it down, people are dying around us, you know. Stop with the shoujo-protagonist bull. Stop with it right now, Hozumi."

A thud in front of Hozumi proved how lethal the blonde's smile was on max as there was a tall third year collapsed on his desk with his face and ears glowing red like a bad sunburn. Mahoko slapped her forehead, really did the girl not realize that she was attractive or was it to annoy everyone female and gay male that she encounters. "Hozumi!"

"Mahoko-chan~ I'm going to move on to step three if you don't mind."

"Step three?!" Mahoko started to hyperventilate and cry internally. The first class hasn't even started yet and she's already on step three?! It's only Monday for crying out loud. Mahoko gripped her workbook tighter. "It's that damn demons fault."

Hozumi only answered with a hum before nodding her head. In her hand was an interesting keychain, and if one was to watch that day's Oha Asa horoscope that morning...

They would understand the panicked screams of a green eyed, green haired Cancer who stood at one hundred and four centimeters. It was happening on the other side of the school, away from the classrooms. Hozumi hummed before slipping the key chain into the bag of her seat neighbor. The titan giant, as Mahoko calls him, would return the boy's keychain when he saw it later on.

After the first class

"Kise-kun~ Where are you?" A blonde blur dived into the science lab in front of Hozumi, it had happened so fast that Hozumi herself was impressed. However, there was only one blonde blur that would drive away from such an imposing group of middle school girls. "Kise-kun~"

"Sato-chan, have you seen Kise-kun?!" A horde of girls asked the smiling blonde. Hozumi blinked at the girls. She really did want to know why these girls think that a model of all people would be the person to idolize instead of a chef or a doctor. Internally she shrugged, Kise Ryouto was not a part of her club nor were they close in any terms.

In other words, he wasn't her concern. Hozumi pointed at the science lab.

"He looked like he went into the science lab, but do be careful. There's glass and I wouldn't want any of you getting hurt over someone like him," Hozumi warning fell on deaf ears as they all seem to rush over to the lab. Of course, they would ignore Hozumi insulting their precious Kise-kun.

Hozumi took two steps before she froze, her eyes wide as a playful smirk grew on her face. Well, well, it seems that the blonde model was going to be part of her concern. After all, who was she to deny a celebrity of his adoring fans? Hozumi's phone was in her hands as she texted Mahoko.

I'm moving on to step four, Mahoko-chan. Wish me luck~~ xxxx

ALREADY?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE?

Hozumi just giggled before returning her phone to her pocket. She never really noticed the sigh of relief that everyone had after she returned her phone to her pocket. Hozumi started humming as she continued her way to the bathroom.

After the second class

If there was one fruit that Hozumi could honestly eat every day, it was a tangerine. The tangerines that she would pick out were always so sweet. Hozumi felt like the day was going according to plan that she was going to treat herself to the tangerine that she was saving for dessert after lunch.

As she peels her tangerine, the loud yelps of a teenage boy could be heard outside of the classroom. Unlike Hozumi, most students had gone to buy a snack or use the restroom. Really it was their lost that they were going to miss such a treat.

Hozumi raises her eye as a frustrated Kise Ryouta dives into her classroom. She pulls out her phone and texts a couple of numbers before returning to her tangerines. The blonde model pales as he hears the stampede of his fangirls. "KISE-KUN~~"

If only life was as sweet as this tangerine every day, Hozumi thought to herself.

After the third class

Hozumi merely points in the direction that the blonde had fled allowing the growing number of girls to chase after the male. Her face brightened as she saw fellow Culinary Art Club members. "Hello, my wonderful minions."

"Friends. Sato-san, you mean friends."

"Did you read the newsletter?"

"Y-yes. Why is your phone in your hand?"

"Until he clears up this misunderstanding, everyone that can be utilized is a minion. Feel free to spread the word. The next class is starting soon. Don't be late now~"

Lunch (After the Fourth Class)

It seemed no matter where Kise Ryouta hid, his fans were able to find him easier than normal. He spent the entire time running around.

After Fifth Class

Hozumi turned the corner and grinned. Kise Ryouta had blocked off the entire hallways with his fangirls tugging at him. She thought that she was being too hard on the poor model, but sacrifices had to be made to ensure that the plan had come together. Hozumi gave Kise a half-hearted apology.

Home Economics (Sixth Class)

"U-uh Sato-chan?" Hozumi looked up from her station where she had gathered all of the ingredients for today's dish. Kise Ryouta stood in front of her, and she cooed at his appearance. He reminded her of her youngest sibling who woke from a nightmare. Scared, apprehensive, and most importantly, desperate.

"Yes, Kise-san? How can I help you?"

"Oikawa-sensei told me to come here for home economics?"

"Is there no space with the third years?" The disheveled boy shook his head. Hozumi nodded, the first year home economics class was the easiest for Hozumi to control. It also helped that it was mainly filled with boys with only a couple of girls, and everyone knew better than to be disrupted during Sato-sempai's home economics lesson.

Leave them alone, they wanted a bag of those double chocolate chip fudge brownie cookies that she made before the class. "Well, we're going over how to make omurice. You can use the station next to me, my teaching aid wanted to go into Oikawa-sensei's class. Probably why there's no space for you there."

To Kise Ryouta, there was a halo and angels singing with the sun shining down on the one figure of Sato Hozumi. There was a female in the school that knew how to use her inside voice and wasn't tugging on his uniform, nor was she demanding anything from him. "Good afternoon, everyone~"

"Good afternoon, Sato-sempai."

"Everyone has all the ingredients in front of them right? I want everyone to check one more time. Onion, chicken, olive oil, vegetables – yes Yamamoto-kun, icky vegetables. Don't think I didn't see that face. Salt, pepper, rice, ketchup, soy sauce. Who remembers what's the first step when cooking this kind of meal?"

"The rice?"

"Err, wrong~" One of the few females in the class slowly rose her hand.

"Yes, Tanaka-chan?"

"We wash our hands?"

"That's right! Always, always, always wash your hands before cooking. I don't even want to think about where your hands have been all day. So, get to it. Then we can wash the rice." Hozumi smiled as she oversaw the class follow her instructions. The first year members who stopped by the Culinary Arts Club on some days stiffened as she floated around the stations; fixing someone's hand on their knife or giving them tips or advice.

But…

Why was she humming?!

"Satocchi~ I need help." The four first years who were staring at Hozumi in horror watched a bright blinding smile found itself on her face and she glided to the other third year in the room. Humming as she tightened someone's apron or ruffled someone's hair. Sato Hozumi only hummed when someone somewhere was dying a horrific chaotic death.

They watched as she giggled before taking the knife out of the third year's hands and showing him how to cut the onion. Blinking they caught each other's gaze before internally wincing. There would be only one reason why Sato Hozumi was going out of her way to freak everyone out about her humming and giggling and fake blinding smiles while near Kise Ryouta.

Akashi Seijuro had pissed off Sato Hozumi because apparently he never got the memo where it was everyone's duty to make she that one student never got pissed off to the point where she is humming and giggling and – one of the boys started to pray as he cooked on.

It was for the good of everyone that Sato Hozumi never got pissed off. Sure, she wouldn't take it out on someone who didn't deserve it; but that didn't change the fact that it was scary as hell whenever she did get pissed off. It was scary to watch in person or hear in stories.