Chapter 6: Double Dating
"You fucking what?" Katsuki says as Tenya sits in front of him, "I'm sorry I wasn't making myself clear. I need assistance in the romance department." Tenya says as he grovels in front of Katsuki who gives him a blank stare, "Oh I heard what you fucking said, I'm just wondering why the fuck you would come to me?" Katsuki says as Tenya looks back up at him. "You seem to have the most experience with our common friend." Tenya says beating around the bush as Katsuki smirks.
"Well shit Glasses, I thought you were busy fucking a thesaurus or something?" Katsuki says as Tenya began karate chopping the air, "Of course I wasn't having improper relations with a book, first of all, that's disrespectful, second of all it's disgusting!" Tenya says as Katsuki places a hand up with a growl as he rubbed his temple.
"I don't give a single fuck, just tell me who this love interest of yours is." Katsuki says as Tenya lights up a little bit. "You are seriously going to help me?" Tenya says as Katsuki rolled his eyes, "I'm about to not if you don't just fucking tell me who it is!" Katsuki says with a blast of one of his palms as Tenya steels himself, "Well she's… you worked alongside her during the Overhaul incident." Tenya says as Katsuki could feel his blood chill as he thought about his 'wife' if Glasses was talking about Momo he might have to actually kill him, or at least consider it.
"Glasses… is it who I fucking think it is?" Katsuki says as Tenya looked at the menacing aura, "Possibly…" Tenya says twiddling his fingers, "Too fucking bad for you Ponytail is-" Katsuki starts as Tenya bows, "It's Ms. Utsushimi!" Tenya yelps as the two boys just look at each other, "Miss Illusion?" Katsuki says as Tenya nods slowly, "Excuse me by 'Ponytail' were you referring to Ms. Yaoyorozu?" Tenya says as Katsuki slams his hand on their little table.
"Shut the fuck up Glasses or else you'll be helping yourself!" Katsuki says as Tenya nods, "My apologies!" he says as he bows again. "So. Miss Illusion. I didn't take you as the type to go for an older woman." Katsuki chuckles as Tenya sighs, "I believe that as long as there is love and a decent age range older or younger don't matter in romance situations." Tenya says as Katsuki sighs, "Whatever, look. Honestly, I think you are a better fit than most. She's definitely different." Katsuki says as Tenya pulls out a notepad.
"The fuck are you doing?" Katsuki asks as Tenya stops writing, "I'm taking notes of course." Tenya says as Katsuki snatches the notepad out of his hands and blasts it. "My valuable information!" Tenya mourns as Katsuki sighs, "For this chick, notes aren't going to help you in the slightest." Katsuki says as Tenya just looks at him.
"Camie is a complex creature who comes off as simple. She's all about mind games, basically you let her get into your head. You're fucked. Try reading in between the lines with her." Katsuki explains simply as Tenya nods slowly, "How does one read between lines they can't see?" Tenya asks as Katsuki rubs his temple, "When you take her out on a date, she's probably going to ask you to go to a burger joint. However she's lactose intolerant so take her for sushi or hibachi instead." Katsuki says as Tenya nods.
"Women are dangerous creatures." Tenya says as Katsuki nods, "Exactly, that's fucking why you have to tread carefully with her. Once you call her out once or twice without directly letting her know that you know. She's practically all yours." Katsuki says as Tenya nods, "Bakugou that's brilliant!" Tenya says as Katsuki smiles cockily, "Where the fuck have you been my entire existence Glasses?" Katsuki says as Tenya nods.
"I won't support that with a response, I will however say thank you for your support. I will try my best!" Tenya says as he clenches his fist. "Good. Now get the fuck out, I'm going out with friends and haven't showered yet." Katsuki says as Tenya bows, "Thank you Bakugou! I'll do my best to insure I get a date!" Tenya says as Katsuki growls.
"Get the fuck out of my room Glasses!" Katsuki says as Tenya leaves giving a small wave in response as he exited the room. Katsuki rolled his eyes as he stripped his shirt off and went to take his shower.
"I think you should honestly stop thinking so hard about this." Kyoka says as Momo lays down on her bed covering her face with her hand groaning, "I've never been on a date in my life! The first one I'm going to is with Katsuki and the only thing I can think of is messing up!" Momo exclaims as Kyoka walks over to her closet and starts digging through it. "It's seriously not that big of a deal." Kyoka says as Momo peeked at her.
"His favorite color is green, definitely nothing frilly or he'll complain. Don't bother with make-up either, it'll just piss him off." Kyoka says as she pulls out a dark green plaid shirt and skirt to match. Momo looked at her with a bit of a sad smile as Kyoka looks back at her. "I'm fine by the way, stop feeling bad for me." Kyoka says as Momo gets up.
"It's just really hard to-" Momo starts as Kyoka shoves the clothes into Momo with a smile on her face. "I refuse to ruin your first relationship, let alone marriage because you feel bad. I'm doing pretty good, it was just a dumb little crush. Besides Katsuki would have straight up said no if he didn't care about you." Kyoka says as Momo sighs. "I'm actually really excited for you. My best friend is going out on an actual date, I honestly thought you were going to stay single for a good while." Kyoka says with a chuckle as Momo scoffs.
"It's not that I wasn't interested, it's just I was really busy." Momo says as she pulls out black leggings from the closet as Kyoka chuckles, "Studying non-stop isn't busy Momo." Kyoka says as Momo rolls her eyes before chuckling. Momo laid the assortment on the bed before looking toward Kyoka.
"Any tips?" Momo says as Kyoka shrugs, "Be yourself?" she says as Momo sighs, "Seriously Kyoka." Momo whines as Kyoka groans, "I don't know what to tell you." Kyoka says plainly as Momo perks up. "You seem to know all things Katsuki, I thought you would have some insight for my date." Momo says as Kyoka massaged her temples with her fingers "I had a crush on the guy, I didn't stalk him!" Kyoka says as Momo sat on the edge of her bed and placed a finger on her chin.
"Are you pulling a Midoriya?" Kyoka asks as Momo gets up and begins pacing rambling to herself as Kyoka rolled her eyes, "Of course she's pulling a Midoriya." Kyoka groans as she stands in the way of her taller friend, "Look set a goal to at least hold his hand or something." Kyoka says as she places a hand on Momo's shoulder. "His hand, of course!" Momo exclaims as she beams at Kyoka who smiles.
"Just talk to each other, make eye contact, and have fun. That's literally all you need to do." Kyoka says as Momo nods, "Right! Thank you so much, Kyoka!" Momo exclaims as Kyoka walks out of the room. "It's whatever, but I want all the details whenever you get back alright?" Kyoka says as she shuts the door behind her. "Yeah!" Momo calls back as she looks at the clothes on the bed.
"I can do this. This will be super simple." Momo says as she walks toward the shower in her little bathroom as she prepares for her perilous journey of a first date.
Katsuki and Kirishima stand in front of the mall as they wait for their significant others in front of the building. Kirishima looks toward Katsuki as he looks back with a sneer, "The fuck are you staring at Spiky Hair?!" Katsuki exclaims as Kirishima chuckles, "Are you nervous?" Kirishima asked as Katsuki gave him a look, "Why the fuck would I be nervous?!" Katsuki yells again as Kirishima points at him.
"Your leg has been bouncing around since we got here." Kirishima says simply as Katsuki rolled his eyes, "It's fucking cold outside!" Katsuki says as Kirishima laughs, "It's alright bro, I'm pretty nervous too." Kirishima says as Katsuki scoffs, "Why in the fuck would you be nervous?" Katsuki asked as Kirishima looked around. "Mina and I hangout a whole bunch in either of our rooms and we have lunch together at school and stuff but we've never actually been a date before." Kirishima explains as Katsuki scoffs.
"Bullshit, you guys are practically fucking and you've never been on a date before?!" Katsuki yells as onlookers stare at them. "Easy Bakubro, we haven't even passed kissing let alone lewd stuff. Second of all school has been a bit of a roadblock." Kirishima explains as Katsuki rolls his eyes. "Whatever. You still shouldn't be fucking nervous." Katsuki says as Kirishima laughs, "The same goes for you bud." Kirishima says as Katsuki fumes.
"I'm not fucking nervous!" Katsuki yells as Kirishima places a finger to his chin, "Hey, what's being married like?" Kirishima says as Katsuki gives him a look, "The hell are you going on about Spiky Hair?" Katsuki says as Kirishima looks at him, "I mean is it any different from dating? Was there a big ceremony?" Kirishima asks as Katsuki rolled his eyes, "I put my name on a piece of paper alongside Momo's and boom we were married." Katsuki says as Kirishima sighs.
"Why did you agree to do it?" Kirishima says as Katsuki looks over at him. "It was a spur of the moment thing. Her parents wanted to snatch away her dream and I wasn't having it, all of a sudden she's Momo Bakugou." Katsuki says as Kirishima looks at him. "So, are you in love with her?" Kirishima asks as Katsuki blushes as he gives a sneer toward the red-haired boy. "That's none of your damn business Shitty Hair!" Katsuki yells as he looks off to the side with a huff.
"...She isn't terrible. I don't hate her in the slightest, I'm glad to know she's by my side and some shit." Katsuki says as Mina squeals causing both of the boys to jump as Mina runs up and nudges Katsuki, "Look at you being all sweet!" Mina says as Katsuki fumes, "Fuck you Raccon Eyes!" Katsuki yells as Momo twiddles her fingers together clearing her throat, "Thank you Katsuki." Momo says with a blush on her face as Katsuki rolled his eyes, "W-whatever, let's fucking go already." Katsuki says as he begins walking forward.
Mina and Kirishima look at each other with knowing smiles as Momo catches up to the storming Katsuki. "You look amazing today by the way." Kirishima says as Mina gently slaps his shoulder, "Same goes to you, babe." Mina says as they all finally enter the building together.
The date was fairly average so far, they went to go see a movie almost getting kicked due to Mina's overly loud outbursts to certain scenes in the movie. Momo played chaperone while Katsuki seemed to be less irritated than usual, Kirishima sat back and watched as Mina purposefully bothered Katsuki as usual along with Momo who also found it entertaining.
As far as they were concerned the date was going well, though there was something that was bothering Kirishima, they had been out for hours finally stopping to get some lunch and not once. Even a little bit did he see Momo and Katsuki holding hands, Kirishima pulls his girlfriend to the side to ask her about the thing he noticed.
"You see it too, right?" Kirishima says as Mina nod, "How could I not? Both of them seem to be avoiding each other like the plague." Mina says as the other couple orders food. "Why?" Kirishima says as Mina shrugs, "A fight maybe?" Mina suggests as Kirishim waves her away, "If they were fighting, Bakubro wouldn't bother being here." Kirishima says as they maybe eye contact before slamming their fists into their hands.
"They're idiots!" both of them said in unison as they began to chuckle, "Yaomomo is probably overthinking it." Mina says as Kirishima adds, "And Bakubro is being stubborn." he says as Mina gives him a smile. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" Mina says as Kirishima nods, "Bathroom break?" he says as Mina repeats, "Bathroom break."
The other couple return with the food and set it at the table as Mina grabs Momo's hand, "Mina?" Momo asks as she begins to get dragged off, "Oi Raccoon eyes, what the fuck are you doing?!" Katsuki exclaims as Mina replies while dragging Momo away, "It's lady stuff Bakubro mind your business." Mina says as the two girls disappear.
"That bitch." Katsuki says as Kirishima chuckles, "I'd think it'd be a good idea if we left them alone for a sec as she said lady stuff." Kirishima says as Katsuki rolled his eyes, "If Mo started bleeding and some shit she could have at least told and I could have helped." Katsuki says as Kirishima smirks at him. "With one of those fucking pad things or whatever you fucking perv!" Katsuki yells as Kirishima laughs at his friend.
"So why aren't you and Yaomomo holding hands?" Kirishima randomly bursts out as Katsuki nearly spits out his drink while taking a sip before looking at his friend, "The fuck did you say?" Katsuki says as Kirishima slowly shakes his head.
"Seriously?!" Mina exclaims as Momo hushes her, "It's seriously not that big of a deal." Momo says as Mina shakes her head. "But holding hands is fundamental to all relationships!" Mina exclaimed again as Momo sighed, "Katsuki is my first boyfriend, let alone husband. We'll just take things slow." Momo says as Mina gave her a look. "You can swap spit and sleep together, but you can't hold his hand?" Mina says as Momo blushes.
"You make it sound so lecherous." Momo says as Mina places her hand on her friend's shoulders, "The point is, why can't you hold his hand?" Mina asks as Momo looked into the mirror, "I still kind of feel like I burden him. He never asked for this and I feel selfish making him go along with this." Momo says as Mina nods her head. "Did you talk to him about it?" Mina asks before Momo shook her head.
"Not yet, but I will… Eventually." Momo says as Mina flicks her causing Momo to look at her, "Stop being stupid. Just talk to him and clarify things, hold his hand and we'll call it a date." Mina says as Momo looks at her, "I really don't want to make things weird. I kinda like hanging out like this." Momo says as Mina gives her a thumbs up. "You'll do amazing, besides if you're both here then it all but debunks your suspicion," Mina says as she walks out of the bathroom. Momo lingers looking into the mirror and taking a breath.
Kirishima was holding back laughter as Katsuki fumed at him, "It's not fucking funny you shitty haired bastard!" Katsuki yells as Kirishima finally laughs, "It's not that it's funny, it's just cute of you." Kirishima says through his laughter as Katsuki rolls his eyes. "Fuck you." Katsuki says as Kirishima gives him a look. "So you don't want to hold your wife's hand because your palms get sweaty due to your quirk?" Kirishima says as Katsuki growls at him.
"You making fun of me? Cause I'll fucking kill you." Katsuki says as Kirishima shakes his head. "Of course not man. I'm just saying you ever think she might not mind?" Kirishima says as Katsuki huffs, "Bullshit. Girls always fucking mind about gross stuff like sweat." Katsuki says as Kirishima shrugs.
"Mina doesn't mind."
"Your girlfriend is a degenerate."
"Hell yeah, it's one of her best qualities."
"Fuck off Spiky Hair, Mo isn't like that. She's a damn princess."
"And?"
"And fuck you, she isn't going to want to hold my hand."
"Try it. Just trust me on this one. She isn't going to mind one bit." Kirishima says as he waves to the two girls approaching them, Katsuki turns around catching the smile on Momo's face as she approached the table. "If things go south, I'm fucking murdering you." Katsuki says as he gets up and meets Momo halfway.
"How did it go?" Mina asks Kirishima as he grabs her hand, "I believe in him." Kirishima says as Mina nods, "Same, let's go grab some Mochi or something." Mina says while dragging Kirishima behind her catching up to the other couple. Things were going well with several hand-holding attempts from one or the other with failure for each one.
Katsuki would pull away last minute and Momo continuously made excuses. Eventually, Katsuki just disappeared in a huff. It's been about five minutes since then with Momo mildly panicking as Kirishima had a knowing look on his face. Mina was equally confused but trusted her boyfriend's judgment, Momo got tired of waiting and decided to depart after Katsuki.
She looked around the mall before nearly running into him as he made his way back to the little booth. "The hell are you doing out here Mo?" Katsuki asks as Momo gives him a look, "Searching for you, You just disappeared on us." Momo says as Katsuki rolled his eyes, "My bad I lost track of time." Katsuki says as Momo frowns.
"I see. You'd rather be preoccupied elsewhere." Momo says as Katsuki gives her a look, "And what If I did?" Katsuki says as Momo squinted her eyes at him, "Then I won't bother, thank you for today." Momo says trying to walk past him as Katsuki grabs her arm. "Where the hell are you going?" Katsuki asks as Momo doesn't even turn to look at him. "Home," Momo says as Katsuki huffs.
"That's too fucking bad. Date's not over yet and the only thing I want to be preoccupied with is you." Katsuki says as Momo turns toward him with a surprised expression as Katsuki starts digging through his pocket. "As for where I've been for fucking ever. Here." Katsuki pulls out a small ring made of a shiny silver plastic as Momo grabbed it. "Katsuki…" Momo starts as Katsuki puts a finger up.
"Hold the fuck up. I'm not done." Katsuki says as he takes a breath, "I know you take this whole marriage thing seriously just like I do and I was thinking that I should get you something to wear before the big ceremony and shit." Katuski says as Momo looks at him teary-eyed "Really?" Momo says as Katsuki sighs.
"If you start fucking crying, I'm ditching you here," Katsuki says as Momo hugs him. Katsuki chuckles, "You're hot stuff you know. I just had to let these mall fuckers know that you're taken." Katsuki says as Momo pulls back to look at him. "Definitely." Katsuki says as he pulls her in and kisses her. Momo smiles into the kiss as she wraps her arms around his neck. They slowly part as Momo grabs Katsuki's hand.
"Let's go shall we?" Momo says as Katsuki gives her a weird look as he glances at their hands, "Isn't that... uncomfortable?" Katsuki says as Momo tilts her head looking at him before looking at their interlocked hands. "Oh you must mean our hands, no actually I find it quite amazing." Momo says as she brings his hand up and kisses the back of it causing Katsuki's face to go red slightly.
"We're in public!" Katsuki roars as Momo lets out a small laugh. "Just had to let them know that you're taken as well." Momo says as Katsuki rolls his eyes smiling a tiny bit, "You're the fucking worst." Katsuki says with a chuckle. "Absolutely terrible." Momo says as they both exit the mall to find their way back to their home.
"We totally got ditched."
"Yep."
"Glad they made up."
"Made up? I really don't think they were mad at each other,"
"What a couple of idiots."
"Wanna go home and make out?"
"As long as I get to pick the movie."
"Huh? We're not going to be watching anyway."
"True but the background noise changes everything."
Mina snickers as Kirishima laughs as she begins laughing as well before Mina grabs a hold of Kirishima's hand and smiles at him. Kirishima grinned as he placed a kiss on his girlfriend's cheek.
Yep, they were definitely going to do this again.