(*Intro*)
(Guitar Riff)
Several cameras are seen popping out of trees, bushes and even the out of the toilet. A movie clapper (Is that what it's called?) is briefly seen before cutting to the island.
Hey Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine...
The camera zooms through the island, passing by Bowman, who's hastily putting his ski mask back on.
You guys are on my mind…
The camera zooms to the top of the cliff, before jumping off into a ring of floaters down below.
You asked me what I wanted to be…
Daxter is quickly swimming away from a shark, a trail of bubbles streaming from his screaming mouth.
And now I think the answer's plain to see…
Zooming up above the water, Sans is lounging on a floating chair, wearing sunglasses and sipping a glass of lemonade with a tiny green umbrella in it. A shark is doing the same next to him. Charmeleon slowly floats in front of the camera in an upside-down umbrella, clinging to the pole with a terrified look on his face, directed at the water.
I wanna be….
The camera cuts to a forest, where Kenny and Chloe are carefully approaching some squirrels. Suddenly, they all jump on Kenny, clawing and biting him. He runs away screaming, Chloe running behind him worryingly.
Famous!
Vaas sees this and starts laughing hysterically. Maya watches him from behind, frowning. He turns around and sees her. Pulling out a machete, he runs after her. She flees, scared.
I wanna live close to the sun…
In the foreground, Masterchief and Hanako are climbing a cliff in front of a waterfall. Master Chief has already reached the top and is kneeling down, trying to get Hanako to grab his hand. Meanwhile, Shadow and Zer0 are fighting in a lifeboat going towards the waterfall. Zer0 is using his sword while shadow is parrying with her digital knife. They get ejected out of the boat as it goes over the waterfall. Shadow manages to grab hold of a rather long tree branch dangling over the waterfall.
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won…
The lifeboat falls down the waterfall, as well as Zer0. In the foreground, Boss and Droid 217 are having a firefight on different sides of a log. Deadpool is in the middle, watching the fight with a box of popcorn and several bullet holes in his chest.
(Sudden guitar strike)
Shadow swings into 217, who's whisked away with her.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
They both crash into the outhouse, knocking Rouge the Bat out of the stall, along with several makeup kits and brushes.
I'll get there one day…
Rouge gets up furious and looks at the two who just crashed into her. Shadow points at 217, who quickly back away in fear. The camera pans away before Rouge rushes at him. It now shows the kitchen, where Chef is busy cooking. An unhealthily green smoke is billowing out of the pot he's standing in front of and he's wearing a WW2 style gas mask.
Cause I wanna be…
The camera then pans to the Mess Hall next door, where Akane is wolfing down a plate of green and yellow paste. Three empty, yet dirty, plates are piled next to her. Clementine looks over her shoulder at the food, before covering her mouth in disgust. She quickly turns around and barfs in the trash can behind her.
Famous!
The camera zooms out of the door of the mess hall to the beach, where May and her Blaziken are in lawn chairs, basking in the sun. They both have sunglasses and the Blaziken even has some suntan smeared on his beak.
(Long series of Naaas)
Steve is rowing around in his boat when he spots Kenny's corpse floating in the water. He takes out a stick to poke it. As soon as he touches it, a purple tentacle flies out of the water, dragging Kenny's body down to Davy Jones' Locker, leaving Steve wide-eyed and confused.
I wanna be…I wanna be….I wanna be famous!
Chell and Yumiko are on the dock. Chell fires two portals at the ground. Yumiko fires a spirit arrow (or however she calls them) into one portal, teleporting along with it out of the other portal. She lands on her feet like a gymnast. Chell claps before holding up a sign with the number 10 on it.
I wanna be…I wanna be…I wanna be famous…
Yumiko bows, before throwing her bow up into the air. During a close-up with the Bow, the sky goes darker, marking a transition to night-time. We pan down again to see Legion and Samus politely conversing in front of the campfire.
(Whisteling)
Zelda suddenly appears between the two, smiling, and pushes the two together, resulting in Samus's helmet and Legion's "head" colliding. They quickly push each other apart as the camera back up, showing all 24 campers, as well as Bowman and Chef, in front of the Campfire.
*Bowman's Total Drama Island*