Here's that short I promised y'all, I won't speak for too long. This will be like the time I made that crack chapter, just silly things with no continuity or anything. I hope you guys enjoy the misadventures of Naruto and Izuku. This is all non-canon by the way, just so no one gets mad at me later. So yeah, other than that, enjoy yourselves. This chap is short, sorry about that, but if you REALLY like it then I'll make longer ones in the future.
A young Naruto stared at the video in semi interest, "So, you watch this video all the time?"
Izuku nodded his head vigorously as he showed his brother his favorite video of All Might making his debut, "It's my favorite video of all time."
Naruto deadpanned after a while of the video, "Izuku, a lot of people died in this disaster. There is an actual dead body in the corner over there. Why would you watch this?"
Izuku seemed unfazed and kept watching, "Isn't All Might so cool."
Naruto was going to argue but got caught in the video itself, "You know what, he really is cool."
Inko walked by the door and smiled at the sight, "Ahh, my two boys like the same video. How cute.
Naruto walked into the living room yawning. He was entranced by the heavenly scent of breakfast from the kitchen.
Inko smiled at the sight of her new son sitting at the table, "Good morning Naruto I made pancakes."
Naruto gained an ear splitting grin, "Really, I've only ever had those like twice. They smell delicious."
Inko was a little sad at the pancake statement, but was happy to see how happy the little blond was. She patted him on the head, "Only the best for you."
The whiskered blond's smile grew somehow wider, "Thanks mom."
Inko's breath hitched, she didn't expect him to call her mom so quickly. Naruto tilted his head, "Are you alright."
Inko was fighting down tears, "No. No. I'm alright. SON!" the tears finally took over and she gripped Izuku in a mighty momma bear hug.
It was at this moment that Izuku walked in on the sight, Naruto instantly held out his hand, "Brother, save me. Mom has gone crazy."
Instead of helping like Naruto thought he would, Izuku also began to tear up, "Oh my gosh, I have a BROTHER!"
Naruto now found himself in the middle of a spontaneous group hug with his family.
'Wait,' Naruto thought, 'I have a FAMILY'
He doesn't know how it happened, but his morning has turned into a three way hug with tears that would make a water quirk user jealous.
Naruto breathed slowly as he pulled back his hood to face his worst enemy. The cold emerald eyes that stared back at him sent shivers down his spine.
He pointed a finger at him, "Your reign will end here Varth Lader."
Varth Lader (Izuku, obviously) slowly lifted up his energy saber, "You will never stop me puny child. My reign will be SUPREME!"
Naruto ignited his saber, "BY THE NAME OF MY FATHER I WILL DESTROY!"
Varth Lader stopped before laughing, "Ha, you were never told. I AM YOUR FATHER!"
Naruto went to his knees in anguish, "NOOOOOOO!"
Inko walked in on her sons playing, "Oh your dad, he'll be coming next month with a new box. You guys should have known that."
"MOOM! We were playing Space Fight. You ruined it," Naruto said, throwing his saber on the ground.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you go one ahead. I like your costume it's a really cool Darth Vader."
This time Izuku facepalmed, "Mom, it's Varth Lader, who even is Darth Vader?"
Inko just giggled to herself, "I am so sorry space warriors. You may continue."
"Thank you, where were we again? Oh yeah, NOOOOOO!" Naruto said, quickly getting back in character.
Izuku got back into character but couldn't help but smile, 'Having a brother is so cool'
Well, there it is. I like writing stuff like this, just stupid jokes and other stuff. If you guys enjoy this then I'll start making more chapters like this. I hope you enjoyed, I'll see y'all next time. Also a PSA, I HAVE FINALS IN A WEEK, SO IMMA BE KINDA STRESSED. I should still get the chapter out this month, just letting you guys know what's going on in my life. So yeah, peace.
