Hey, this is not an actual update, just some random omakes I'm making as an apology. The last update took longer than usual, so here I am to give y'all the fanservice fanfiction was made for. I'll say this now, the omakes here are not cannon and will hold no relevance to anything in regards to this fanfic. Enough preamble, on with the random crap.

Quick note: Most of these will be crack, so prepare for cringe.

PPS: I am fully expecting most of these jokes to not hold up after like 2 weeks.

Omake 1:

Deku and Bakugo were staring at each other intensely, this was it, the battle they've been waiting to settle since they were kids. As Midnight raised her whip, about to start the battle, Bakugo coughed and saw blood on his hand. Deku was confused before he coughed and blood came out as well, both of their eyes widened.

Naruto's eyes widened when he saw what was going on down in the arena and saw that others were coughing as well.

"OH NO, IT'S THE CORONA VIRUS. WE'RE DONE FOR!"

All for One simply laughed as he drank from his cup and watched the chaos unfold from the disease he planted. Before he also started to cough.

He looked at the cup, he was drinking a Corona. He threw the bottle on the ground and went down to his knees.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Omake 2:

The gang were playing DnD, Izuku as the DM.

"Ok, so you enter a town, you see a guard walk up to you and welcome you in."

Bakugo is enraged at this, "HUH, THIS BASTARD JUST WALKS UP TO ME. I ENTER A RAGE AND PUNCH HIS GOD DAMN FACE!"

Izuku just rubbed his eyebrows, "Ok, roll to hit."

Bakugo rolled, natural 1.

"You gently caress the guard's face. He blushes at the affectionate action."

Bakugo became red in the face, "I ATTACK AGAIN."

Bakugo rolled again, another nat 1.

"You gently pull him in closer, the blush on his face grows as he has fallen for you at this point."

Naruto was barely holding in his laughter as he was banging the table at the failure Bakugo was facing right now, "I *wheeze* I want to cast charm person on Bakugo, and make him fall in love with the guard as well."

Izuku looked at the notes he had for today's campaign, and just put them away, 'It's one of those days huh'

"Roll your save Bakugo."

Bakugo rolled, and this time it was not a natural 1. He rolled a 3.

Izuku sighed, "Bakugo, you look at this guard and realize that he is the one you've been looking for your entire life. The mustache, the way his eyes gleam, he's the one. You lean forward and you two kiss."

"AHH, FUCK THIS!" Bakugo threw his dice and stood up to leave, but stopped when he saw that all the dice seemed to land on their highest rolls. He slowly sat down again, "I'll stay, for now."

The campaign went on, and with the power of love, Bakugo never became lawful good, and never rolled below a 10 ever again.

Omake 3:

Todoroki was sitting back in class looking at the Midoriya brothers. He had his eyes narrowed as he looked at the way they looked. Naruto, with blond hair and whisker marks. Izuku with green hair, and freckles. Naruto's demeanour being vastly different from his brothers.

He came to a startling revelation. His eyes widened as he stood up and pointed at them with an accusatory finger, "THE MIDORIYAS ARE NOT RELATED!"

The class just looked at him, confused. Naruto looked at his brother and then back at Todoroki, "Umm, yeah. I'm adopted. Did you not know that?"

Todoroki just blinked, "I did not. I apologize."

Todoroki sat back down, 'Well, at least I was right.'

All Might came in and Todoroki glanced at the number 1 hero. His blond hair, and blue eyes. The cheery demeanour that … Naruto had.

Todoroki's eyes narrowed between All Might and Naruto, 'Hmm, I have a 100% success rate right now. I'll keep my eyes on you, secret love child.'

Omake 4:

Izuku was training and sent a particularly enhanced punch towards the punching bag, knocking it clean off it's chain. Naruto came around and whistled at that, "Dang bro, that was pretty smashing." Naruto put on sunglasses as a guitar riff played in the background.

Izuku looked around, concerned where that came from. Bakugo also got confused and went towards the brothers, "Where the hell did that come from."

"Woah woah woah Bakugo. No need to blow up," another guitar riff played in the distance.

Denki came to the commotion, "Hey did you guys hear that guitar riff too?"

"What happened Kamanari, did I shock you?" yet another guitar riff played in the distance.

Izuku was shaking his brother, "Naruto stop this, this isn't you. You hate puns."

Naruto sent him finger guns, "I can see I got you pretty shook huh." I single tear left Naruto's eye as he mouthed the words Help me.

Todoroki was gonna walk in, but everyone else saw him first and aggressively gestured him to go away.

The half-hot, half-cold boy was confused, but slowly backed away, but stepped on a stick left by someone (cough cough).

Naruto saw him, and yet another tear fell from his eye, "Oh are you leaving Todoroki? How cold, I had some burning questions for you. Like was it ice to see me, I know I'm always setting you ablaze with anger. It must've been a glacial sized feat to fight me in that tournament. I know that afterwards you weren't feeling so hot," Naruto was now coughing blood and on his knees, weakly holding up finger guns. The guitar riffs playing, growing louder with each pun.

Izuku was balling as he was holding on to his brother, "Naruto, please stop. They're killing you. The puns are killing you. They're so bad, just stop while you have time left."

There seemed to be a glimmer of hope, as Naruto made the motion to take off his glasses, until Mineta walked in.

Izuku looked at his brother, then at Mineta, and time seemed to slow down for him. Naruto slowly lifted up his finger guns and weakly grinned at Mineta, "I see we find ourselves in a stickysituation.

Izuku wailed as the final guitar riffed played, and his brother lay motionless in his arms. The final pun hanging in the air like a foul stench.

Todoroki put a hand on Izuku's shoulder, "I'm sorry for your lost Izuku. It happens to the best of us."

Izuku wiped his eyes, "He really was the best. He proved it when he kicked your," Izuku put on the sunglasses and shot Todoroki some finger guns, "ice."

There was only horror on the faces of those in the area as the haunting guitar riff played in the distance.

Pretty short as most omakes are. I hope you guys enjoyed, and I'm sorry if any of you cringed as much as I did when writing these. I'll see y'all next time.