A/N: Yes, yes... I decided to continue this fanfic. Won't follow an update schedule though and this short chapter is dedicated to ALL TYHIL fans (including me :P). Again, as notes are being passed, everyone has a distinct writing and here's the guide to it:
Tyson: Bold
Hilary: Normal
Max: Bold Italics
Note: This takes place in the classroom.
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IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SEMESTER AND YOU LAND ME IN A DETENTION TYSON GRANGER WHY SHOULDN'T I BE ANGRY WITH YOU?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! WHO ASKED YOU TO MESS WITH MY EPIC PLAN OF BURSTING CRACKERS IN THE GODDAMN LIBRARY!?
I'M A PREFECT FOR A BLOODY REASON!
I'M A PREFECT TOO!
WHICH YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH THAT HUMUNGOUS HEAD AND SUPER-INFLATED EGO!
AT LEAST I'M NOT A WICKED WITCH WHO EATS PEOPLE'S INTESTINES FOR BREAKFAST!
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HOW DARE YOU!
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Greg Downey asked you out?
And exactly why would I tell you?
Because this is was highly unexpected! Downey and You? How the heavens!
What are you trying to say?
That he has a really bad choice in girls.
TYSON!
Btw, I'm going to beat the shit out of him in the next soccer match.
...shit out of whom?
Greg Downey.
Don't you dare!
I'll make him kiss the ground.
You're doing this on purpose isn't?
Do you reckon he'll look nice with a broken nose?
Fuck you, you loathsome git.
Then I'll sprain his ankle, or shoulder if I'm lucky which I always am, and dump him in the Medical room.
Even though I am confident that Greg can handle you well and kill you in the process for all I care, I swear to all the bit-beasts Tyson if you did any of those things, I will boil you in a kettle and personally make sure that Sarah cries every bit of tear out in tomorrow's Basketball.
I dare you sweetheart. And who the hell is Sarah?
Bloody hell Tyson, bloody hell.
(5 entire minutes later)
She is my girlfriend Hilary Tachibana don't you dare do anything to her! I love her eyes! And her cheeks too so don't you dare.
It took you whole 5 minutes to remember your girlfriend's name Tyson. I'm seriously considering referring you to the Medical room.
Excuse me Miss Tachibana, there are many other things to remember about girls you date other than their name, thank you very much.
Like what, Mister Granger?
Lik-
No, wait, I don't want to know. You're grinning that way. I definitely don't want to know anything. Discussion over.
But Hilar-
No just shut your mouth.
I didn't even say a thing!
Shut your hands up. Don't write to me.
How the fuck do you shut your hands up?!
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Hilary?
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Hil?
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Wicked-witch-of-whichever-grade-we-are-in?
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Sweet, beautiful, princess?
Did Tyson just call me SWEET?
Shit.
Tyson Granger called me SWEET and BEAUTIFUL?
No he didn't.
The most pompous idiot to have ever played the sport of Beyblade gave the title of PRINCESS to me? Hilary Tachibana? The Wicked Witch who eats people's intestines for breakfast?
Stop now.
How the heavens have fallen to show me this day? Is the earth spinning north?
Just stop, it was a mistake ok?
The great Tyson Granger, the great goddamn Tyson Granger called me sweet and beautiful where the fuck are the reporters? Why isn't the sky falling?
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Hilary, Tyson is banging his head on the bench and now he has a detention what did you do?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Oh, okay then. And if you are thinking that I didn't notice that you got him a detention by somehow getting under his skin because he got you a detention, of course I didn't notice anything.
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