Chapter 3: PHO Interlude #1
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Topic: Alan Pulaski's car got WRECKED last night!
In: Boards ➤ News ➤ Events ➤ America
Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Posted on August 9th, 2010:
So, those of you who live near Chicago probably already heard about this a couple of hours ago, but apparently last night FCC's chairman Alan Pulaski's car was destroyed in a secure parking garage while he was presenting in the McCormick Place convention center (the big one downtown).
Why am I posting this here? Well, I just got word that the damage was done by a new cape (name still unknown) who seemed to target his car specifically. Check the pics below:
[Link]
He also carved out a chunk of the west-facing exit ramp to the parking garage and part of the toll booth. It was at street level, so I've got plenty of sources on that:
[Link 1]
[Link 2]
[Link 3]
Doesn't look to be a hero, judging by his actions. Any thoughts on their powers? Maybe some kind of shaker or blaster?
Edit 1: No word yet from the FCC (obviously) but Mr. Pulaski did post on his personal Twitter account that he was fine.
Edit 2: Oh wow! Ok, so apparently the cape is female. The PRT released a new statement after interviewing a security guard (Link). She apparently teleported the guard and a portion of the ramp and toll booth somewhere dark and then she brought him and herself back before going up to, I guess, teleport Mr. Pulaski's car (not destroy it). No word on where the chunks of concrete or the car are as of now.
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TRJ
Replied on August 9th, 2010:
Welcome to Chicago. Enjoy your stay!
Doom2012
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
Maybe he should have purchased the premium PRT response time package if he wanted his car not to get shit on.
Bagrat (Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
White Fairy: No, Those are the only photos I have been able to gather up. If you have anything else, PLEASE send them my way.
TheGnat
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
Doom2012 like what, dude? That's not a thing.
Sep7agon (Veteran Member)
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
TheGnat: He's making a joke about AP's policies on net neutrality being killed. Don't feel stupid, it was poorly constructed.
Anon_3301
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
Holy shit, she was actually for real. I actually woke my parents up screaming when I saw the convention center on the news. Virtual beers all around!
Edit: Guys chill. You are KILLING my inbox. I don't know who she is! Some anon posted on a dev gambit channel about how she got powers and wanted ideas on what to do with them. I don't have her username or anything because there ARE none on the chanel.
White Fairy (Veteran Member)
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
Bagrat: I might whenever my brother gets up (he works night shift). I'll bug him in a few hours and will keep you posted.
Doom2012
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
Anon, I'll give you a dollar if you can be more vague. Has this new cape been posting somewhere I don't know about?
Nod
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
Anon: *implies mystery cape bragged about nuking a gov't official's car and nobody else on PHO knows about it but him*
Seems legit. Tell us more.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied on August 10th, 2010:
Nod : he might not be able to. Posting, seeking, or speculating on a cape's identity is against the rules. You'll get dinged by the mods (trust me).
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Topic: Maybe Shuffle had a sex change?
In: Boards ➤ OffTopic ➤ America ➤ Chicago
DiviniumPow3red (Original Poster)
Posted on August 10th, 2010:
Fact: Shuffle can teleport landscape / terrain and stuff and is based in Chicago
Fact: This "new cape" teleported a piece of a concrete ramp and an entire car (with concrete under it). There was an eyewitness who gave a video testimony of the experience.
Fact: it was a young-ish girl who the gate guard said teleported him.
I rest my case. No further questions, your honor.
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Mason_7
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
Op is a fgt
SwagMachine69
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
At first I was considering the possibility of the girl maybe being Shuffle's daughter, distant family member, or whatever-the-fuck, but this is waaaaaay more likely.
ZlodeyKl
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
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Sep7agon (Veteran Member)
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
kys
Rapidd
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
SwagMachine69: PRT should issue OP a thinker rating for this quality shitpost.
The_Shuffle (Verified Cape) (Chicago Protectorate)
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
I just want to let you know I had to learn about this post from my wife. She thought it was hilarious. I don't think I'm allowed to comment further about the topic due to PR reasons.
It wasn't me! That's all I really wanted to say.
DiviniumPow3red (Original Poster)
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
Senpai noticed me!
ShellGameIzBack_v2
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
Reported.
RubberDuckyMmM
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
ShellGame report deez nutz
Doom2012
Replied on August 11th, 2010:
Or maybe his car is just really good at playing hide and seek?
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End notes: So, fun fact: I run an online forum and so the spam post in this thread is actually a real one we got from a Russian bot. The things I do for authenticity. Transmat firing!