Here's a quick Christmas Special for you all. Hope you like it. Merry Christmas everyone.
"What is this 'Christmas' that you speak of?"
That is the question that plagued Octavius's mind as the staff of Beacon Academy celebrated. Port, dressed in a red, fur suit and white beard happily chatted away with Oobleck while Ozpin barley listened to the conversation. And as the rest of the staff merrily went about the room, his fellow Astarte answered his question. "From what I have learned it is a holiday where individuals gather together and simply rejoice in each others company, often times exchanging gifts and goodwill. Much like the Imperium's Sanguinala, only without any Blood Angles bawling like children."
That last comment caused the two to chuckle before Titus noticed Glynda leaving with a large package. "I wonder what she's doing."
After a few moments he decided that it probably wasn't important. After all what could it possibly be? A body pillow with him on it?
Meanwhile halfway across the galaxy. A certain Cadian Lieutenant sneezed.
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Peach was making her way back to her quarters. Christmas was here, and she had loads of personal activities planned and could not wait to try them out.
But as she walked, she noticed Ms. Goodwitch sneaking around with a body pillow. Curiosity getting the better of her, she tailed her colleague till they got to the staff room, where she then spoke. "What are you doing Glynda?"
Said disciplinarian froze in terror, a noticeable blush on her face. "N-n-nothing!"
Not convinced, Peach snatched the pillow despite the protests, only to blush at what she found.
Pasted on it was their shared love interest, laying in a seductive pose. His lower half was clad in his armor while his upper half was bare-chested, showcasing 24-pack abs. After a few moments of awkward silence, Peach spoke up. "Loan him to me Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I'll keep silent."
"Deal."