Last one from the January Free-For-All, and it's a prompt that I submitted myself. The prompt is "RWBY as written by Lin Manuel Miranda."
Ruby
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I'm fin'ly here at Beacon
This whole thing has got me freakin'
But I am not throwing away my shot!
Two years early here at Beacon college
I prob'ly shouldn't brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish
The problem is I got a lot of skill but no polish
I know if I don't learn I'll end up dead
Like Oz said, I'm here for knowledge
I'm a silver-eyed protector, a small and honest soul
Tryin' to reach my goal, my skills with a scythe: indecipherable
Only fifteen but I kick butt like I was older
Grimm and criminals get bolder, I shoulder
Ev'ry burden, ev'ry disadvantage
I have learned to manage this sniper-scythe that I brandish
I leave the Grimm famished
The plan is to fan this spark into a flame
But damn it's getting dark so let me spell out my name
I am the
Ruby/Jaune/Yang/Blake
R-U-B-Y R-O-S-E, easy? Now you see.
Ruby
The kingdoms try to survive independently
Meanwhile, the Grimm keep shittin' on us endlessly
Essentially, they hunt us relentlessly
Then Torchwick turns around, goes on a crime spree
Stealing all the Dust that we need to live free
He's a pretty bad guy, I think we can agree
Enter me
Jaune/Yang/Blake
She says in parentheses
Ruby
Don't be shocked when the storybooks mention me
Still at Signal and I stopped a robbery
Though I still want to be a girl with normal knees
But I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I'm fin'ly here at Beacon
This whole thing has got me freakin'
But I am not throwing away my shot!
Jaune/Yang/Blake
I am not throwing away my shot
I am not throwing away my shot
Hey yo, I'm fin'ly here at Beacon
This whole thing has got me freakin'
But I am not throwing away my shot!
It's time to take a shot!
Jaune
On the ship over I puked overboard
But I still plan to be a hero with my family's sword
I hope my weapon doesn't leave you all bored
But it's my name all the ladies will soon adore
When I take my
Ruby/Jaune/Yang/Blake
Shot!
Yang
Yo, I've had a hard life, but I stay upbeat
Being half as cool as me would be a mean feat
My mom left and I had to grow up at a young age
To take care of my sis, mess with her and you'll see my rage
And you'll get
Ruby/Jaune/Yang/Blake
Shot!
Blake
But we'll never truly be free
Until those with cat ears have the same rights as you and me
The White Fang had it right until they got too violent
But I'll stay defiant, no we can't be silent
Have another
Ruby/Jaune/Yang/Blake
Shot!
Weiss
You dolt! What are you doing?
Do you even hear the nonsense that you're spewing?
This isn't just practice, we're here to fight Grimm
And you're playing around, what are you, dim?
If you mess around you'll get
Ruby/Jaune/Yang/Blake
Shot!
Weiss
I was going to say hurt
Ruby
Weiss, check what we got
Mister Arc here dressed up like Lancelot
We all know my sis is hot
Hey Blake, I like you a lot
With your bow blacker than the kettle calling the pot
We're like no others, and the Brothers put us all in one spot
Poppin' a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
A crew of students, such colorful characters
Let the Grimm come 'cause we'll be the predators!
Ruby trips on Weiss' luggage and explodes
Oh, did I step on a glyph?
I should'a been more careful, that put me in my place
I guess now you can just call me Craterface
But come on, Weiss, don't be so stiff
Ozpin
Let's throw these kids off of a cliff
Author's Note: Oh this one way fun. I had to follow-up the Shakespeare prompt with something, didn't I? I thought about doing the second half of the song too, but the second half is more repetitive, and I kind of liked leaving it with Ozpin. Hope you all like it!