Chaos: what's up fuckers. Whirlwind is a bit preoccupied so i get to do the intro today.

Whirlwind: *muffled yelling from a different room*

Chaos: like i said. Preoccupied. So let's get to the story fuckers.

Previously: "Water style: Wrath of Poseidon" A wave of water rose behind Percy as he charged towards kakashi attempting to slam the wave on the jonin "why the hell do you two have some overpowered as fuck kekkei genkais? I mean seriously. Not even the sharingan is this op." The wave crashed down onto Kakashi but the jonin was revealed to be a log as kakashi stood in a tree "okay. I'm beginning to regret taking these two teams. Never thought I'd say this but i should've listened to Iruka" the copy-nin said look back at the five remaining genin as he put his book away "my best chance might be direct combat"

The five genin looked around confused but before long Volt spotted a glint of steel flying and, being in the team he was in, pulled off an amulet on the necklace he kept around his neck. He filtered a bit of chakra into the amulet and it quickly turned into a four foot long scimitar which he used to slice the metal object out of the sky.(Chaos: head's up fuckers. He's gonna have more than just this. He's got a total of ten amulets. And this is going to be a kekkei genkai but not the Uzumaki one)

Kakashi looked at volt's scimitar with a sweat drop forming over his hirai-ate "are you kidding me right now? How many of these kids have swords? This is ridiculous" the jonin sighed in exasperation at the five genin left "i may as well be fighting zabuza at this point" he muttered and decided he'd just have to run with it and seperate them. So he set to work

This timeskip brought to you by: Sasuke's edgyness

(Whirlwind: finally got outta that dam room. gonna be honest. I wish i could just skip to the chunin exams but i have something planned during the zabuza arc so I'm skipping to there)

About a week after the bell test teams 11 and 7 were waiting outside the gates to konoha just as they noticed Kakashi approaching the front gate of the village with a slightly muscled man who was complaining about the help he was getting. "I don't see how six genin and one jonin are gonna be able to protect me"

"Lemme tell you this. Underestimate these genin and you'll wind up face first on the ground" Kakashi said staring at the man "okay this is tazuna. He's a bridge builder from the land of waves. Our job is to escort him safely to his village"

"Okay so it's an escort mission. Great. This is going to be boring." Naruto said with a grumble as the eight set off on their mission

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whirlwind: so sorry that this took so long. i got caught up with school and homework and makeup work-

chaos: what are you talking about? you got your phone taken away you dipshit.

whirlwind: shut up chaos. and what did i say about language?

chaos: don't give a shit

whirlwind: ugh. anyway as i said i'm sorry this toom so long but it's up now and i'll start the next chapter asap which may be while i'm on the bus but if you line it then RR and if you want me to stop cliffhangers then help put a stop to writer's block