This week was the biannual Free-For-All! Starting off with "The Weird Al Challenge" - rewrite a song's lyrics to be about RWBY or from the point of view of RWBY characters. I know it's a little late for Christmas carols, but I figure it's still close enough.
Ruby the Red Cloaked Huntress
Had a giant sniper-scythe,
And if you ever saw it,
You'd probably run for your life.
All of the creatures of Grimm
Were cut to pieces with ease.
Ruby could go and kill them
Any time that she did please.
Then one foggy night in Vale
Ozpin came to say,
Ruby with your eyes so bright,
Won't you join my school tonight?
Then how her sister cheered her,
As she shouted out with glee,
Ruby the Red Cloaked Huntress,
People will think you're the bee's knees!
And here's the same thing in reverse. It's two for the price of one!
I couldn't take it, couldn't stand another minute,
Couldn't bear another day with this nose in it.
All of the reindeer always laugh and call me names.
They never let me join in any reindeer games.
To have a normal nose was all I ever wanted,
But with this shiny, red one I'm a soul forever haunted.
Can't help but feel that I've been taken all for granted;
No way in Hell that I can ever comprehend this.
Tormented always for my shiny, red nose,
I'm sure that if you saw it you would even say it glows.
I knew I shouldn't leave the North Pole but how could I stay?
Ignored by elves and mocked by reindeer every single effing day.
Was sure my story wouldn't have a happy ending;
Misfit toys are the only ones that I'm befriending.
Then one foggy night just before Christmas day,
Santa came to the reindeer and walked right up to me to say.
Rudolph, I must ask you this,
With your nose oh so bright,
On this dark and foggy Christmas,
Won't you guide
Won't you guide
Won't you guide
Santa's sleigh toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeed liiiiiiiiiiiiight nooooooooseees,
Guides the sleigh tonight and wins me
Theee reeeeeindeeeeeer's looove,
Admiration, and assurance that I'll go down in history.