A/N: A special thank you to everyone who reviewed / favourited / followed Memory Box! Seriously guys, it means the world to me and gives me so much motivation to continue writing. And thank you to St Elmo's Fire for giving me some very helpful constructive criticism; I love hearing small tips that can help me improve.

Onto the next unnecessary one shot, we have Gary prodding Drew about contestshipping feels.

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Gary Writes a Love Song for Drew

"Admit it, Drew. You like her."

"Gary, how many times do I have to tell you? I do not like May in that way."

"Ha! I never specified that I was talking about May, did I?" Gary smirked and crossed his arms.

"You know what," Drew stuttered. "Everyone always asks me about May. Would you have preferred if I said Dawn's name instead?"

"You like May," Gary said indignantly with a jut of his chin.

"Do not."

"Your blush says otherwise."

"I am not blushing," Drew said hastily. "And for your information, I-" Drew narrowed his eyes. "Why do you have a guitar?"

"Since you're too stubborn to admit it yourself, I thought a song might help you sort out your feelings."

"You wrote me a song?" Drew deadpanned.

"Not an original, per say. I wrote a parody since I'm incompetent at songwriting, according to Leaf." Gary slung the guitar strap over his shoulder. He began tuning the guitar and plucking at a few strings while humming. "I hope you like the Plain White T's."

"Look, I get that you're the grandson of a poet and all, but that doesn't mean you have to-"

"Hey there denial, what's it like in single city?" Gary sang loudly as he strummed his guitar.

"Where did that guitar even come from?"

"You are desperately in love with her and all I feel is pity, yes I do."

"Seriously, since when do you play the-"

"You have the hots for her, oh Drew. I swear it's true," Gary sang.

"People are starting to stare, Gary," Drew said through gritted teeth.

"Hey there denial, even though she calls you grasshead-"

"-What does my hair have to do with this?"

"You want to be her only one, so please shut up and listen-"

"-This is atrocious."

"Close your eyes."

"No, I will not-"

"Just make the choice, your heart will fly."

Drew groaned.

"We're on your side." Gary stopped singing and finished the last strum with a sly grin on his face.

"… Who's we?" Drew said tersely.

"Well," Gary said pointedly, "everyone knows about these feelings you've got for May, so by everyone, I mean everyone. Me, Dawn, Leaf - I could count them all for you, if you'd like," he said, holding up his fingers. "Oh, and Ashy-boy senses it too, which is kind of sad considering Misty could plant one on him underneath a mistletoe and he still wouldn't understand the implications of it." Drew opened his mouth to retort, but stopped himself once he saw two familiar faces coming up behind Gary.

"Hey guys!" Ash waved enthusiastically and Dawn ran up beside him.

"Oh! Gary, are you singing that song for Drew?" Dawn said.

"Does everybody know about this little song?" Drew said with his fists on his hips.

"Yeah," Dawn said sheepishly. "Gary ran it by me before he found you."

Drew sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Arceus, Dawn. And you actually approved it?" He stared at her with a pleading look in his eyes as she chuckled.

"What can I say? His grandfather is a poet! It's in his blood," Dawn exclaimed with stars shining in her cobalt eyes. At that, Drew rolled his own eyes.

"Lighten up, Drew," Ash said. "You've got to admit that this is kind of funny."

"Yeah! And you haven't even heard the chorus yet," Gary said. He placed his fingers on the guitar and opened his mouth as he took a deep breath.

"Don't you dare-"

"Oh, it's what she does to you. Oh, it's what she does to you." Dawn smiled at Gary and joined in for the next line, followed by Ash. "Oh, why can't you just see that you are so in love with May. So in love with May."

Drew's entire body was frozen in place as he stared before him with dismay etched into his features. Gary proudly finished his last strum of the stringed instrument and high fived Ash and Dawn. To Drew's relief, people finally began to avert their gazes from the odd foursome and carry on with their lives.

"Arceus," he groaned as he ran his hands over his face. "Was that really necessary?"

"Aw, come on, Drew!" Dawn grinned widely as she pried Drew's hands off his face. "Don't be such a downer. It wasn't even that bad for a parody."

"Is this what you do in your spare time?" Drew looked at her frigidly. "You guys write abominations of music to- to get me to admit that I might, just maybe - in the realm of all things deemed impossible by this universe - have a thing for May?" Drew sputtered.

After a brief pause, his mouth formed an 'o' shape at the realization of what he'd just admitted to his friends. Crimson crept up his cheeks as he sheepishly flicked his hair.

"Finally," Gary said. "It was about time. Come on guys, our job is done. Let's go home."

As if Drew's afternoon couldn't have gotten any worse, Gary grabbed his guitar and started walking home with Dawn and Ash by his side, and they all formed a happy chorus once again. If Drew had any dignity left to spare, the mariachi band-like scene in front of him dragged it through the mud.

"Hey there denial, what's it like in single city…"

Drew smacked a hand to his forehead and groaned.

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A/N: So this is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever taken the time to write, but I must admit that I did enjoy toying with the lyrics to write a crappy parody for Drew. For anyone who didn't understand the Plain White T's reference, Gary wrote a parody to Hey There Delilah. If you listen to the song on iTunes or Youtube, I promise Gary's new and improved version fits right in with the music.

That's all for now, so please take the time to review! Every review I get, especially constructive criticism, motivates me to go back to my stories and make edits so that my work is more enjoyable for you guys . Other than that, it's finally summer! I'm working two part time jobs this summer, both of which I really like, so I'm very lucky to have that. Hopefully everyone here has a great summer too :)

Stay happy and healthy,

~Nicole