Hola guys. I'm still on my exams and working hard on it. Thanks for all your well wishes, and prayers. It helps.

So I can't release a true chapter yet, but I decided to leave you guys with something to entertain y'all till I get back.

Yes. This is an omake chapter. I'm not really skilled at it, it's a first for me actually. This is very unfamiliar territory for me here. So without further ado, please enjoy.

Omake- The life and death of a virgin.

Sad feels storytime.

Be me, green, dinosaur fire breathing, acid spewing monster.

Live in underground basement my whole life.

Don't have much friends because I'm a neet.

The ones I do have, call me ugly.

Check my reflection in pond.

I realize I have monstrous buck tooth and a mean mug.

Ask mom why. Since she is a damn loch ness dinosaur.

Find out she had a threesome with a Gorilla and a Sabre tooth tiger, at a monster party down in Bermuda.

Mfw all she asked for was three fiddy.

Mfw I realize she has a meme.

Mfw I've never even met my dad(s).

Mfw I know I'll probably die a kissless virgin.

Sit in my secret spot and silently cry, munching on rocks, they give me a bad case of acid but whatever.

When bam! A gaping hole literally appears right above me.

My eyes sting from the light and all the noise above.

It's those dumb surface dwellers.

Too angry to be rational. I decide to give them a piece of my mind.

I jump out the hole.

"huh" it's actually nice up here.

They have tall boxes where they live in with little hard ants they drive in.

"Hello" I try to say. Instead what comes

out is a grunt "Graawrghh!" and some fire.

Mfw all those years spent silently in the basement wrecked my vocal chords.

The little humans scream and try to flee in panic.

Mfw I just made the worst first impression ever.

I wave my arms to try and salvage the situation. Instead my useless hands wreck all the tall boxes.

I sigh, I shouldn't have. The rocks I ate act up, uncontrolled acid sprays out my throat.

I fucked up too much to salvage it now.

I just wanna go home. I try turning around. I step on one of the hard ants and I fucking slide.

Hell no! I lash my tail out to save me from an embarrassing fall.

It forms a deep ravine and breaks apart even more boxes.

"I'm sorry!" I tried to say. What came out was "RWAARRRRHH!"

Don't know when but a damn mosquito flies up to my face.

Try to smack that little shit away, but it keeps dodging.

I give up and just continue back to the hole.

A metal, I mean literally metal surface dweller jumps from the insect and pounds my nose in.

It hurts, I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried like a soaked bat.

I try to flick the sonofa mastodon of off me.

The little shit rides my broken nose like a parasite.

Another one with toothpicks stabs into my arms.

The the insect keeps spitting fireballs at me.

Another surface dweller throws red fire that travels in a straight line at me.

It fucking hurts. I scream fire and acid.

I spot the shit eating grin on the little shit's face as he throws more red fire at me.

A real 10/10 qt3.14 angel with diamond skin and boobs the size of ostrich eggs walks to the red beam shooting Chad and acqually kiss!

I go uber T-Rex and start wrecking shit, full force no mercy. It actually feels nice.

I suddenly start feeling really cold on the inside. Like I swallowed an ice dragon.

White clouds gather and a friggin four armed titan shoots at me.

Doesn't even let me speak. It starts decking me.

it wrecks me so bad I can feel my life slipping away.

Mfw the only female I ever kissed was my mom.

Mfw I think she has a thing for ugly monsters, and it makes me feel hot.

I just realize that I probably have a mom complex. And I'm still a virgin.

It's probably good that I die now then, I would've an hero if not.

The ice bastard freezes me over and tosses me back into hole.

And that's how normies killed me. Now I just go place to place ghost shitposting.

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Finito! Tell me how it was. You like it? Hate it?

I accept constructive criticisms it's how I better myself so please don't hold back.

Yep I channelled some of that 4ch….. I'll regret it later.

BE gentle