Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Author of this chapter: IBurn.

Note: This is not an AU. Implied White Rose.

I do not own RWBY.

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My Semblance Is Also Useful For Things Like This

"It's cold…" Weiss Schnee hugged her knees close to her chest.

Being out on the roof during a cold winter night was Weiss' favorite way of clearing her thoughts - especially if it was snowing. It made a great scenery when paired with the shattered moon of the same color; a strong contrast with the pitch dark night sky. Each of them brought out the uniqueness in the other, painting the world with simple, and yet brilliant colors. She used to do this often back at the Schnee mansion. At first it was because of her parents' arguments, then later on, her mother's alcoholism - combined with her brother Whitley Schnee that turned out to be a jerk the moment he decided to do things the Jacques way. It was a blatant lie if the heiress said she wasn't bothered by her family affairs.

Now that she studied in Beacon, she had much more to worry about, and the one that had haunted her for months was none other than her one-sided crush on her partner Ruby Rose.

Presently, Weiss was on the roof of her dorm along with a figure that sat beside her in silence, listening to whatever she had to say. It stopped snowing just right after she complained about the temperature, so she proceeded to dust the snow off her shoulders.

"I just...I've left so many hints." The heiress spoke in slight frustration, "Either she didn't pick it up or...she wasn't interested in me."

"..." The figure remained silent.

"But I saw her talking to Yang the other day. I didn't mean to eavesdrop. I merely overheard the conversation."

The figure put his hand on Weiss' shoulder, letting her know that he trusted her.

"She knew Blake and Yang were dating. She admitted that she's fine with two women in love. And...I wanted to make sure everything's in control before I confess, so I tested her...I left hints…"

The figure nodded.

"I don't have any romantic experience." She blushed slightly, "But I have done my research. I even borrowed Blake's stash for Dust's sake!"

"..."

"And she just...ignored them!" Weiss slammed the floor hard, then whined in pain before continuing, "Those...little things! That I did subtly - even going as far as using my semblance!"

"..."

"Sometimes, I'm glad that the Schnees' semblance is hereditary. It comes in handy in things like...this. Leaving behind hints for…" Her blush intensified, "For the person I have romantic feelings for."

"..."

"You're a great listener." Weiss smiled at the figure, "Thank you for...listening to my complains."

The figure nodded.

"I just hope that...Ruby will notice…" The heiress whispered, "Or should I just stop beating around the bush and confess?"

"Princess, what are you doing with your summon?"

"How long have you been there, Belladonna?!"

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End.

The visual seems hilarious when I first came up with this idea; now that it's put into words, I just can't picture it being that hilarious anymore. I mean, that last part, Weiss must be looking like a deer in the headlights as the screen revealed the shadowed figure sitting beside her.

Well, I did my best. I'm practicing my comedy skills, so please let me know if you have any opinions on this!

Did anyone get the joke I was trying to make with the chapter name?

Alright, I'll end the A/N here, or else it would be longer than the story itself. Until next time! Ninja vanish!

(If anyone has funny skits and wishes to collaborate, just leave a PM!)

FB (at IBurnFT) & Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.