Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
Author: IBurn
Note: This is not an AU. Freezerburn.
I do not own RWBY.
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Freezerburn Flirting Diary 01
"You know, the main guy in most romance movies is really cheesy." Yang commented suddenly, "Even at hard times, he still found ways to say cheesy things to the girlfriend."
Weiss raised an eyebrow out of question. She then answered, "Well, some people use humor to cope with stress."
"Hm~"
Her girlfriend, the legendary blonde brawler with a weird taste in films had asked her out on a date at the cinema. She was quite surprised when the muscle woman actually chose a romance movie, not the usual horror-comedy film. Weiss still had no idea how those two genres could go together - but they did, and whoever made them work was a genius. Yang had chosen this film titled 'The Potato Revolution', that the heiress quite frankly thought it was a stupid name for a love story.
But it was good. Not as good as 'The Nod Book', but it had its own unique way of approaching the themes of 'love' and 'sacrifice'. It was quite refreshing to watch a movie with messed up teenagers finding love in the world of war and famine instead of angsty adults that worked in an office - or sparkling vampires. The protagonists were potatoes farmers that had to live in fear every single day because of the flying missiles above their heads; but even so, they'd found love and support in this unforgiving world. There were occasional humor and quite an amount of cheesy lines, but none are out of place with the theme the film attempted to portray.
Weiss cried at the bittersweet ending - where Patrick died shielding Marie from an explosion. It was during an attempt to take back their potato farm. Yang noticed her girlfriend weeping, so she wrapped her arm around the latter's shoulder as a sign of comfort.
The epilogue showed Marie's escape to a better place - she even started her own farm again, to feed the hungry citizens and at the same time, to remember her deceased lover.
The cinema's lights were turned on as soon as the credit started rolling. There weren't much people in the cinema, but the couple had decided to stay there until the heiress felt better.
"Weiss, you okay?"
"Of course I am." Came the immediately reply, "Just...it was very touching."
"Indeed." The blonde spoke. She paused for a moment, then grinned while whispering in her lover's ears, "You know Weiss, if you're a potato, you'd be a sweet potato."
"...Did you take me here to watch this entire movie just to say that pun?"
"You'd be my sweet potato."
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I can't think of anything funny to write. I'm sorry.
Well, this series doesn't have to be humor all the way. Expect more fluff in the future. Some sweet fluff!
If anyone wants to collaborate, feel free to pm! You can write as many chapters are you want to!
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.