Chapter 23:The Amazing World of Gumball-The Ex
Well everyone, I'm back with a new update, I did say chapters will be slightly more scarce. Still, I'm back. This one featuring the stupidity I said I would do a while back. And what show do I know that has jokes, funny moments, and a whole cast of idiots? The Amazing World of Gumball of course, a favorite show I love. Shame with the horrible ending, but hey, still has tons of good episodes. Now enjoy.
"Alright folks, I'm about to show you a unique world this time. More so than the other places you've seen." After taking a short break, those inside the audience were interested in this. Everyone aside from the mysterious girl ready to see what Mayden had ready for them. Of hat world they will see.
"Hey, think you can give us a hit of who's starring in it." Roman asked interested in who'll be the main cast this time.
"A good question." Mayden went. "Well, I won't reveal everybody who'll be in it, but I can say with pleasure that it involves Whitley here a bit."
"Me?" Whitley went a bit surprised by that.
"Yeah, you." Mayden says. "Or at the least, it'll involve your sisters actually, and the stupidity they'll go through."
"Never thought I'd hear the word 'stupidity' used against the." Adam said.
"Oh man, I'm gonna enjoy this." Russell grinned with rest of team CRDL also nodding. Weiss was always such a pain in their ass, along with her team. Acting all prim and proper, thinking she's all that. Uh, what kind of stick went up her ass? So it naturally pleased the boys that Weiss was going to be involved with stupidity.
"Now this will be a blast." The red Malachite sister smirked. She always wanted that stuck up brat to face some pain. That will be a joy to see.
"This is gonna be amusing." Mercury, ever the opportunist to see misery, just smiled innocently.
"Hell yeah! Finally!" Roman also went. At least one of those brats were gonna get their distributed karma. Karma for always stopping his plans, oh, hopefully Red would be part of the suffering to.
"Hopefully Weiss and..whoever else is in it won't face too much trouble." Velvet went. While she knew the Schnee family were rather...bad, she didn't want Weiss to suffer the consequences just because of her family name.
"I'm sure the kid will be alright." Coco went to comfort her friend.
"Yes, let us trust in them." Fox agreed with the gentle giant also nodding. They were certain Weiss and whoever else involved would be good enough to survive this mess. Maybe.
Either way, everybody was now preparing themselves to see the next world. The mysterious girl still felt that this was odd, and wasn't sure if she should like this or not. Unfortunately with her sword gone and no way out there wasn't much she could really do in all honesty.
So with a small sigh and reluctance, the girl decided it'd be best if she just did what she had been told earlier. Lay back, relax, and summon some good food to eat. Which she did so with small pleasure as she is now able to eat as much as possible without getting sick.
"..." Though it was a bit uncomfortable with many of the males gazing at her. She didn't know why they were doing it though. Did they think she was ugly or something, if so, it would make sense. As if someone like her who constantly killed both enemy and former friends alike could ever be beautiful.
"Man that chick is beautiful." Mercury said as he tried thinking of ways to hook up with miss hotty over there. Emerald and Cinder rolling their eyes while Team CRDL also wondered if they could try to woo the new girl.
It is highly unlikely.
"Now then everyone," Mayden resumed with the screen turning on. "On with the show, hahaha!"
The screen lit up, and for a title it simply sai, 'The Ex'
"Is this..a break up." Mercury asked looking down.
"If this is some stupid drame, I'm just gonna go to bed." Tock mentioned with Neo nodding. Emerald on the other hand grew interested. Dramas were her thing.
The scene then changed to what appeared to be a variant of the Vale mall, where passing by were some people that were recognizable. And then those that were just very off.
"Was that ...Glynda only orange?" Cardin then asked surprised by what he just saw.
"Pretty sure I just saw Port to, only purple with a weird cowboy outfit." Dove went.
"Oh boy, it's one of those weird worlds. Isn't it?" Whitley said already wondering what stupidity would happen next. He hasn't even been in this theater for long, but even he could tell that some of the showings here are just plain weird.
The camera cuts to a Dinner, where it shows to figures there. The first is a young anthropomorphic cat wearing a simple blue dress having light blue fur and is rapidly eating ice cream. Sitting in front of her is a young bull wearing a nice outfit with a mask on his face. These two were Weiss Schnee and Adam Taurus, a loving couple.
"Phssss!" Whitley spit out his drink with some even coming out of his own nose. The young boys eyes going so wide, that they appeared they would pop out.
"Oh man! Now that's a twist!" Roman went with Neo nodding also in surprise.
"Yikes! Talk about the surprise of the century!" Mercury went not sure if he should laugh or cringe at this match made couple. He'd question why Weiss is some cat and Adam being a literal bull, but put those off as this worlds own quirks.
"This is...interesting." Emerald could already see drama unfolding. She didn't mind it.
"Talk about a match of hell." Coco just went with Fox nodding not sure what to make of this.
"..." As for the mystery girl, she just watched as she saw everyone reacting very off. She could only guess that this man and girl on screen were not expected to be a couple at all in their...world. She then stared at the one named Adam to see his reaction.
"Yatshuma-YjkUI9-+=bTvb3!" He wasn't even speaking words at this point. Clearly this wasn't a couple that should be born.
"Weiss, slow down. You'll get brain freeze." Adam told his girlfriend who refused to listen, only eating faster.
"I'll be fine. It's my special skill. I can eat as much ice cream as I want and never get—" The scene then changed with both Adam and Weiss in the restroom, with Adam having Weiss under a hand dryer sending the heat whose head is frozen in a block of ice
"Heads up, this world is very weird, even by other worlds standards." Mayden then explained as he saw that everyone gave a weird look in how Weiss's head was suddenly frozen.
"Yah...I think we can already tell." Mercury said while snickering a little. Oh man, shame Ice Queen is gone from the theatre. He would have loved seeing her expression if she saw this. Hahaha!
A little while later after unfreezing, the two would then leave the bathroom where Weiss would then gasp. Because somewhere in front of her is a person she knew very well. A young girl wearing a red shirt and black shorts with black hair and the tips being red, her hair covering one eye with a depressed look on her face while also glitching unnaturally.
Weiss would then quickly try to hide behind a pillar and faced Adam with fear in her eyes. "It's my mortal enemy, Ruby! Do you think he saw me? Have I ever told you about Ruby?"
"Oh man, that's Red!" Roman quickly laughed at the glitchy girl finding it funny one of his enemies ended up looking like some video game glitch freak.
"The two are enemies huh." Cinder smirked a little happy Ruby has ended in a worse state than even her. "I wonder how that came to be?" Maybe she'll find out if she listens more.
Adam just sighed. "Yeah, once or twice."
A series of flashbacks then came out showing that it really wasn't once or twice, or even appropriate settings. The first being Adam's birthday. As his family Patrick, Judith, and Polly try to sing happy birthday, Weiss was talking over them making the making it all awkward.
"..." Adam wasn't sure how he should feel upon seeing his family again, let aside ones with different names and looks, but he didn't hate it.
The next flashback to Weiss and Adam on a roller coaster. Once more Weiss talking and ruining the ride. As Weiss goes on, Adam gets off the ride, bored; Cuts back to the present day.
"Talk about a ruined moment." Coco went not accepting Weiss's current attitude. This version of her seemed ... kind of jerkish.
"And then I saw Ruby in the mall and explained to Adam about how like, Ruby's my nemesis." Weiss continued on until Adam stopped her right there a bit irritated.
"Yeah Weiss, that's right now." He said with Weiss just saying 'Oh'. The female cat then just went to check on Ruby, who is entering a store full of hardware. At that she gasped yet for some reason, looked very happy.
"She's gone into the hardware store! She's probably getting stuff for me, you know, stuff to destroy me with. Oh my gosh, she can't see me here!" Weiss then hides again while pushing Adam out in the open. Asking her, "What's she buying? Oh, don't tell me. No, tell me! No, don't tell me! Just give me a clue. Okay, two clues!"
Adam, knowing there's no point in avoiding this, just did as he was told. "Mmm... she seems to be buying a circular saw."
Weiss squeals. "Is the blade diamond edged?"
"No, just a regular blade."
"That's okay, we're not there yet." Weiss then said sounding...disappointed?
"Wait!" Adam said squinting behind his mask. "She's leaving. I think she's getting a coffee."
"Looks like someone wants to stay up all night creating plans to destroy me." Weiss cheerfully said.
"It's decaf."
"Oh... Looks like someone wants to sleep well so she can wake up early and create plans to destroy me." Adam rolled his eyes and then faced his girlfriend.
"What is it with you two?"
"We're nemesises. Nemesisses? Nemesis?"
"Nemeses." Adam deadpanned with Weiss waving him off.
"You wouldn't understand."
I probably wouldn't want to either." Whitley said as he stared at this version of his sister. Man was this was just plain...weird.
"Is this girl...usually like this." The mystery girl asked Yatsu who gave a shake of his head.
"I don't know the chick, but even I can tell this version is just stupid." Junior comments with his bodyguards nodding. This Weiss was clearly an adaptational dumbass compared to the one they knew.
"On the bright side," Whitley said. "I think I actually like this version. Seems more...lovable." Better than his cold heartless sister who never really bothered speaking to him. This one though, he kinda liked.
Even if she was kinda stupid.
As for the mystery girl, she was pretty sure two enemies shouldn't get along.
"..." She then remembered the ice general and her thing for a teammate of hers.
While Adam just sighed again, Weiss suddenly received a message on her scroll. Quickly she read the contents and grew a smile. Happily jumping up and down seeing its from Ruby. Quickly handing the phone to Adam asking her to read it to her. Reluctantly he did so.
"I hate you more than anything in the world." Weiss gasped with joy. Putting a hand on her cheek. "I'm gonna smoosh you out of your yellow skin." She gasped again with and puts her other hand on her face, then looked confused a bit.
"Okay, she's color-blind. She never mentioned that before, but secrets are fine!" Weiss went looking not to worried.
"I hate your slimy bananary guts." Adam then said also looking a bit confused.
Weiss just gasped and had her foot brought to the side of her face but once more appeared confused. "It's a bit weird to call my guts bananary, but let's just go with it."
"You are my nemesis, Banana Yang?" Adam finally revealed which caused Weiss to let out one final gasp while her final foot slammed into her face bringing her down and hard.
"I'm sorry...did he just say..Banana Yang?" Sky said looking confused once more.
"Oh yeah, this world is definitely weirder than most. And this is my first time seeing one!" Fox mentioned his thoughts with many agreeing. Even the mystery girl questioned just how this world functioned properly. On the bright side, it did appear more...happier.
Getting back up, Weiss showed herself to be somewhat nervous but tried playing it off saying, "It's a weird new nickname for me, but it's still good to know she's thinking about me."
Adam just shook his head. "I don't think that message is for you."
"It's obviously just some sort of mistake." Weiss said in full denial and began walking rather awkwardly. "I'll just ask Ruby."
"Are you okay? You're walking kinda strange." Adam said while following her, the cat just pretending she was alright.
"No, this is my normal, casual walk and my normal, casual whistle." She said whistling while then quickly rushing right up to Ruby. The glitchy girl clearly a bit surprised seeing Weiss.
"Huh, seems Ice Queen is smaller in this world." Militia said with Melanie nodding. They then smirked liking it.
"Oh, hey Ruby. You didn't see me there." Weiss said acting as if everything is alright.
"What?" Ruby said.
Laughing nervously, Weiss then decided to ask her question to figure out this misunderstanding. "You'll laugh at this. I got a threatening message from you, and uh, Adam here says it isn't for me."
"Oh, you got that message. This is awkward... um, that-that wasn't for you." Ruby said averting her one eye away from Weiss who looked shocked.
"Told you." Adam smirked.
"Well...at least I'm upping a...Schnee." Again, Adam didn't know what to expect from this. Maybe it would have been better if her remained dead.
Ruby then looked apologetic as she began explaining this to Weiss who just looked sad. "Yeah, I-I should've let you know. The thing is, I'm neme-seeing someone else now."
"What?"
"Yeah," Ruby said. "That message was for Banana Yang. She's kinda my new nemesis."
"You're not making any sense!" Weiss said with her voice breaking down.
"I can't believe this garbage." Mercury said. "Pass me the popcorn." Emerald did as she was told, too engrossed in this dramatic scene. A little stranger than what she's used to, but she'll take it.
"Look, I try to end you, you try to end me. You save me, I save you. It got complicated. I need something more simple right now." Ruby tried telling Weiss who then got upset.
"Oh, and Banana Yang is simple?!" Weiss then paused to think about it. "Okay, so I'll give you that. But I thought we had something!"
The mystery girl herself was now chewing slowly on her meat. She's never seen a drama between break-ups, and while this one was weirder than most she heard of, she felt it qualified. Sort of.
Ruby just looked away a bit, seeming a bit sorrow. "I guess you and I just kind of...drifted together. Banana Yang's just easier to hate." Weiss just bit her lip slowly whimpering. "You gonna be okay?"
Weiss just continued looking sad as the lights slowly dim, with Adam's voice then being heard. "Weiss? Weiss."
"I'm fine." Weiss feebly said. Contrast to those words, it then showed the mall being completely dark with a slimy man cleaning. Sighing, Adam just picked up his girlfriend and took her away."
"Ah." Emerald went while Mercury just looked plain disturbed. Adam just trying his best to ignore what he saw, and even Team CRDL didn't say anything.
"Okay..that was something." Velvet said.
"Yep, definitely a thing." Coco said. "And boy is that weird."
"Oh man, this is gonna get strange." Junior said as he wondered what would happen next.
The scene then changed to a small humble home.
"Guess we aren't rich here." Whitley whispered.
Inside a bedroom is Weiss with Adam, sounding very sad. "He doesn't want to be my nemesis anymore!"
"Well, I'm sure he still hates you. He's just not...in hate with you." Adam tried consoling Weiss, who only looked away in sadness.
"I just don't want to go back out there on the hating scene." She said.
"Don't worry, I'm sure there's someone out there that wants to destroy you. Irate neighbors, outraged friends, humiliated teachers, the list is endless." Adam reminded her of all the people that hated Weiss.
"Now that I can believe." Cardin chuckled.
"And with Winter away too, I just...feel so neglected." Weiss said until suddenly a voice came out showing Winter who is a light blue fish with legs standing on a fish bowl.
"She's ...a fish?" Roman just went with everybody looking stupefied. Adam flinched as he remembered his death here involved such a thing.
"Yeah, some of the people you know will look vastly different from what you knew." Mayden told them.
"..." Whitley just gazed at her elder fish sister...with no clothes by shoes.
"I'm not away. I've been here the whole ti—" Before Winter could even finish, Weiss interrupted her.
"You've got no idea what it's like to feel under-appreciated!" Adam didn't look amused at all.
"I think I do." The doorbell then rang with Weiss hopping out of the chair in excitement.
"Maybe it's Ruby!" She said.
"Weiss." Adam then stopped her.
"But it could be him!"
"No."
"But—"
"No."
"But—"
"No!"
Suddenly it then showed Winter wearing Weiss's own clothes. Smiling awkwardly at Adam who looked in surprise. "How did he do that?" Winter asked.
"So weird." Tock went. "I like it."
The scene then showed the front porch, where Ruby happened to be there with a box full of stuff. Weiss saw this from the window while smiling. She then decided to open the door while pretending to talk to someone on the fake phone.
"You know," Whitley went chewing on his popcorn, deciding to give commoner food a try. "I have seen my sister naked before, yet this one doesn't fill me with disgust."
"Well, she does have fur replacing the...skin." Junior said.
'Yet she's still flat chested.' Neo giggled.
"Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah, sure. Uh, so I'll see you at three tomorrow for you nemesis interview, um...Pied Piper?" Ruby didn't buy it.
"Really, the Pied Piper? That's the best nemesis you could come up with? I don't even want to get into the fact that you're only wearing underpants and speaking into a TV remote."
"Uh, even her underwear is old fashioned." Melanie said insulting this version of Weiss.
"Not even the cute kind either." Militia agreed looking down on the cat.
"Talk about bad clothing taste. Yuck.' Coco said.
"Oh." Weiss simply said. She presses random buttons in his attempt to turn off the television, and drops the remote. Then pretends nothing happens by speaking to Ruby. "What can I do for you?"
"Seeing as I'm now someone else's nemesis, I don't really need this stuff anymore." Ruby then hands over the box to Weiss. "It's some photos of you taken on long-distance lens, batteries from your smoke alarm. You know, that kinda thing."
"Oh, thank you. I'll just check it's all here." Weiss then turns away and buries her face in the box, and cries briefly. She then turns back and says, "Yep, that all seems to be in order."
Ruby looked a little tense and then began walking. "Right. Anyway, I better be going." She does this but as she walks away, she soon hears music and turns back seeing Weiss-still in her panies-holding a boom box lifted over her head.
"Huh?" Ruby went as she heard the song that seemed to signify the end of their relationship. "Uhh, what are you doing?"
"You used to hate this song." Weiss simply answered with tears running down her face.
"Hm. Not anymore." Ruby then said as she then began simply walking away leaving the saddened Weiss who continued crying. The scene then slowly turning black showing the severed relationship they had.
"Relationship?" The mystery girl said. "I'm not an expert at this kind of thing, but...their relationship doesn't seem normal."
"Trust me, this probably won't be the last weird thing you'll see." Tock told her.
"Wow." Emerald said actually tearing up a little. "That's...so beautiful."
"..." Cinder didn't answer that. Although she began questioning her ally's taste.
"Okay, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that." Cardin then said.
"I can't believe I'm saying this...but so an I." Whitley just said finding this way to strange. First Weiss and Adam. Then Weiss with Ruby. Not to mention this Banana Yang. Okay, what's next on this strange place. A giant lizard, some talking flowers, a giant monkey, a piece of clay, what?
The scene then lit itself up, where it then showed what appeared to be someone looking through a pair of binoculars. And there dead center is what appeared to be Ruby's new enemy. A walking banana with blonde hair and drinking a soda.
Banana Yang.
"Hahahahahahaha!" Roman then went with Neo giggling while holding her stomach.
"Bana-banhahaha-banana-hahahha-Yang! Hahahaha!" Cardin and his friends were also laughing, and why wouldn't they. On screen their seeing a literal walking fruit with Yang's face, her own gauntlets, and her blonde hair. Other than that, she's totally naked.
"I know we shouldn't laugh." Coco said covering her mouth-but failing in holding in what was coming. "But this...is hilarious! Hahahaha!"
Yatsu, Fox, and Velvet also joined in at the laughter. Heck, almost everybody either laughed, giggled, or just looked amused.
"Such a shame that bimbo ain't here." Militia said with Melanie recording the pathetic state that this version of that addict fighter is in. Oh, she's totally posting this on her blog.
"Never thought I'd see myself smile." Junior said as he did what he said, smiling. That blonde idiot cost him loads of money, and didn't even suffer the consequences. Oh, thank you karma. Now this was beautiful. Shame blondie isn't here to see this. It would be totally hilarious.
Anyway, it showed Yang walking oblivious to the evil that is Ruby Rose. The glitchy girl chuckling as she spotted her new hated target.
"Would be nice to know what made sister turn against sister." Cinder mused smiling.
"That's right, straight into my trap." Ruby said with her mouth turning to a smirk. She then looks at what her trap is. The rectangular shadow in Banana Yang's path, then up at a platform of bricks suspended by a rope. She lowers her binoculars with a pair of scissors aimed at the strong holding the trap. Just one snip and splat!
Yet just moments before she could, a voice came out.
"Hey Ruby." It was none other than Weiss on a bike smiling. "Whatcha doin'?"
"Oh boy, jealousy." Emerald said knowing this stage. She leaned in a little closer.
"Uh, I'm kind of in the middle of something." Ruby replied.
"I see you got some scissors there. Well, I was gonna ride my bike through some heavy traffic. It would be terrible if someone were to cut my brakes." She implied to her former enemy, who just didn't know how to deal with this. Ruby glances at Banana Yang, who is almost in range of the trap while Weiss kept talking.
"Yep. That would be super dangerous if somebody did that. I'd be obliterated. I mean, there'd be nothing left of me." Weiss continued with Ruby deciding it'd be best to ignore her and get his plan over with.
Banana Yang steps directly under the platform, but just as Ruby is about to cut the rope, she realizes she no longer has the scissors. But where could they have gone?
"They'd have to use my dental records to figure out who I was." Turns out Weiss had them somehow. Just twirling them about acting like nothing was wrong. "Yeah, it would be terrible if someone, you know, cut my brakes."
Ruby just looked in at Weiss, then at Yang who jut walked away. Realizing her plan failed, she just sighed, not even angry. Instead she just says, "Never mind." Then walks off.
"Ruby? Ruby?! Ruby?" Weiss called out.
"Excuse me." Weiss then turned around and saw what appeared to be Jaune Arc, only tiny, had a big yellow head, strands of blonde hair, and only wore a shirt with underwear on him.
"Phahahahaha!" Cardin laughed with his boys laughing to.
"Oh my gosh, he looks like an idiot!" Russel laughed.
"That poor loser!" Dove added.
"Oh man, I don't want to be that clown!" Sky says.
"I'm with them." Mercury chuckled finding this incarnation of Jaune amusing. For a guy who's considered an epic in these theatres, guess there were a few where he's far from epic.
"That poor loser." Neo's sign said shaking her head while she grinned.
"Hehe.." Even Adam gave a small chuckle. A rare sight to see.
"..." The mystery girl didn't show it...but inside she was having difficulty trying not to laugh out loud.
The blond fool then continued speaking to Weiss. "I don't mind cutting your brakes."
Instead of saying yes, Weiss just looked repulsed at Jaune. She never did like him. "What? Weirdo!" She then pedaled away.
"Oh sure, he's the weirdo." Whitley said while smirking a little.
The scene changes once more, this time back at the mall. Banana Yang is sitting at a table in the Elmore Mall food court. A man known as Junio, who looks just as big and strong, but had the image of a dog, approaches and places a hamburger in front of him.
"Least I look better than others." Junior smiled.
"And here's your burger, sir." Junior said with Banana Yang looking confused.
"But I didn't order one." Junior just gave a wink.
"It's from a secret admirer." He said which made Banana Yang happy.
"Oh! How nice!" Banana Yang then lifted the juicy burger ready to take a bite. Unaware that somewhere nearby, Ruby was staring with a sinister smile. Knowing full well what will happen if that fool eats the burger.
"Explode." Tock then suggested.
"I say poison." Mercury went.
Suddenly though, just seconds before Banana Yang ate it, she stopped confusing Ruby. The banana however didn't suspect a thing though like she thought. Instead the annoying yellow fruit just took out a pickle ready to continue eating it, making Ruby wait in anticipation again.
...To bad Banana Yang would continue taking stuff out, annoying the glitchy girl a lot as she stared with a frown.
"What's she got that I haven't?" Only to frown further when she heard her again. Then looking surprised that Weiss was...wearing a banana costume.
"Wow, she's so desperate." Emerald was showing more interest in this world. She wondered if she could record it.
"Uh, another stupid costume." Coco said. "I'm sorry, but she just looks ridiculous."
"We can definitely attest to that."
"Indeed."
The two sisters said believing this version of Weiss to be really pathetic. Jealously, what an ugly emotion.
"Ph!" As for Whitley, he was liking this version of Weiss more and more.
"Is it her voice? Is that it? 'Cause I can change. I can do her voice, easy." Weiss then begins mimicking Banana Yang. "Hello Ruby, I'm Banana Yang. I'm the poor man's Weiss."
Ruby just looked away causing Weiss to get upset.
"Look, I can be annoying." To prove her point, Weiss grabbed a soda and proceeds to slurp through the straw. She increases the volume of her slurping in an effort to invoke a reaction from Ruby-which she could not, but ends up inhaling the straw by mistake.
Coughing it out, Weiss spat it on Ruby. "Ha! That's gotta be annoying, right? Hit with a spitty straw right in the face! That's gotta be ex-straw-dinarily annoying."
"And I thought the bad puns were from Yang." Fox said coldly.
Ruby just kept ignoring her as she watched Banana Yang nearly done with the burger. Upon realizing her plans were failing, Weiss decided she needed to take other measures. "Oh come on! That joke was terrible! Fine, you want me to go full Banana Yang? 'Cause I'll do it" Getting off the table, Weiss then made a cocky dance with a silly song saying, "Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na."
While she does this though, Banana Yang-who had nearly finished-noticed this.
"Ba-na-na-na—"
"Weiss Schnee." Weiss was then interrupted as Banana Yang was there with a stern voice. "You've been served." She then handed the cat an envelope which she promptly opened as the fruit left.
"Apparently making terrible jokes, jumping around, and replacing song lyrics with the word "banana" is a breach of intellectual property rights. Ay caramba!" Weiss said in confusion. The only one not in confusion is one, Ruby.
"Argh!" This got Weiss to look up in hope, believing Ruby is mad at her.
"You're annoyed at me?!"
"No, Banana Yang!" She said livid. "She makes me so angry! All that planning, and she didn't touch the burger! Or even let me finish my supervillain quip!" Leaving, Weiss at being desperate, tried to do anything to get Ruby's attention.
"It was gonna be, "Bye-bye, banana," right? I'll eat the burger! Look! Hastily Weiss retrieves the burger and takes a mouthful. Yet nothing seemed to happen at all. "Oh. It didn't do any—" She was cut off when an explosion engulfed her.
"Knew it!" Tock said.
The scene once more changes to the bedroom, with Weiss whining again to her sister and boyfriend. "What am I gonna do? All the cool guys have nemesesies."
"Like who?" Adam asked.
"Like that red hooded girl who had that creepy cat girl following her around."
"Hm, sounds familiar." Roman went.
"That wasn't her nemesis." Adam said with Weiss looking in surprise.
"Really? She never helped." As she said this, Winter stood with declaration in her voice.
"I've got my nemesis." Winter declared with Adam chuckling.
"Who?"
"Don't get hurt started." Weiss tried saying but was too late.
Winter who then stared at a black hat with cat ears on top and a bow. It looked oddly realistic with Winter just glaring at it as if it were real.
"Seems the universe isn't kind to cats." Adam said.
"Wow, she seems dumb." Velvet simply stated. Normally she didn't like making fun of people...but this seemed off even for her.
"I can agree with that." Yatsu nodded.
"Dude, it's a hat." Weiss told her sibling who didn't look away.
"That's just what she wants you to think." Rolling his eyes, Adam then walked to Weiss ready to give some good advice.
"Maybe you should just accept it and turn over a new leaf. I mean, it's not like…" Not aware of this though, Weiss was thinking the exact same thing, only copying it from Adam and seemingly believed it as her own.
'Maybe I should just accept it and turn over a new leaf.'
"You guys should just be friends."
'Maybe we should just be friends!' Now glad she came up with her idea, Weiss spoke. "Don't worry, I came up with a much better idea while you were blabbering on. Me and Ruby are gonna be friends."
"Wow." Emerald went. "And here I thought she couldn't be more self-centered."
"Indeed." Whitley nodded looking on in amusement.
As for Adam, he questioned why this version of him is even dating this clown. The universe was so strange.
"That is literally what I just said." Adam said rather peeved. Weiss didn't notice this, and instead gave him a happy smile.
"Aww, we make such a great team."
No. Seriously. What did he see in her?
It was night time, and here on Patch street Banana Yang is unaware she's being observed through night goggles by one Ruby Rose, who watched intently.
"Yang sweetie, when you're finished dancing to no music, don't forget to take out the trash." Tai called out to his daughter.
"Okay dad!" Yang called back.
As Ruby kept watching though, from nowhere Weiss popped out. "Hey buddy!"
"Ahhhh!" Ruby screamed in surprise, having not expected this at all. 'What?!" She then shouted in anger.
"Oh nothing. Just wanted to hang out. You know, like friends?" Weiss tells her.
"What?"
"Yeah, I'm just here to help."
"Guess Ruby would have a hard time believing that." Yatsu said as it didn't look like Ruby believed Weiss too much.
"True that. Girl's been stalking her all day." Coco agreed. "Funny how it's the reverse here than back at home."
Ruby just sighed, deciding there was no point in letting this bother her. Though before she could resume Weiss told her something rather interesting.
"I booby-trapped her house.'
"What?" Ruby went.
"I booby-trapped her house." Weiss replied. "To help a buddy out. You know, buddies?"
"Oh. When's it gonna go off?" Ruby asked rather intrigued.
"Any minute now." Weiss said whispering with Ruby looking excited.
"So... why are we watching this house?" Weiss asked after a while.
"Because it's where Banana Yang lives?" Ruby said getting the young cat to look confused.
"Oh, then who's house did I-" A large explosion could be heard, where upon looking up, they saw Blake, a cat kinda like Weiss, flying with smoke coming off her screaming one thing.
"WHY?!" Blake soon lands with a thud.
"So much for cats landing on their feet." Cinder smirked.
"Oh. Blake." Weiss said not sounding worried at all.
"Never mind." Ruby then said looking excited, explaining what she did. "I've rigged Banana Yang's front door handle so that when she opens it to take out the trash, it unhooks a latch on the back of the truck down the street, releasing the oil drums, which will roll down the sidewalk towards her. So just as she lifts the lid, she is obliterated."
"That's a lot of details." Roman went.
"Wow. You really explained that in a lot of unnecessary detail." Weiss then replied.
"Shh. Here she comes." Ruby said as suddenly the blonde doofus came out whistling while her hair shone a little under the moonlight.
Just as Ruby described, the plan began soon as she opened the door with the oil drums from above began moving toward her. Banana Yang not aware that this would be her end. The banana getting closer and closer to being crushed.
At that moment though, Weiss took out her phone where she aims at Banana Yang. A sudden flash of light stops the fruit in her tracks, causing her to narrowly avoid the out of control barrels
"Huh!?" The fruit said as she saw the garbage cans crushed with trash everywhere. She then notes shouting where over by the street is Ruby who looked truly upset.
"Oh boy, that idiot messed up." Cardin smiled ready to see a cat fight.
"Seriously, who does that?" Mercury couldn't believe that Weiss actually did that.
"I guess this was expected." Velvet said chewing on some carrots.
"Agh, what are you doing?! Turn it off!" Ruby shouted at Weiss who panicked.
"I was gonna take a photo but I switched the torch on by mistake!" Weiss tried explaining herself.
"What is wrong with you!?" Ruby shouted, but then swiftly ducked as Banana Yang came.
"Did you see that?" She asked.
"Uh, yeah." Weiss said seeing no point in lying.
"So... What are you doing?" She asked perplexed, having no idea it had been Weiss attempting to kill her.
"Just chilin' with my buddy, Ruby. In a bush. Right, Ruby?" Ruby then stood up looking truly enraged, at Weiss having just ousted him.
"What is wrong with you?!" She shouted as she began ranting in livid rage. "You just ruined the whole thing for me again! I don't believe it! You've got to be the most insufferable, annoying, selfish person I've ever met!"
Seeing this, Weiss, instead of looking scared, instead simply smile. "Go on."
"In fact, I think I really, really, REALLY…" Ruby said with suddenly Weiss looking rather lovestruck for some weird reason, then said two words.
"Say it."
"HAAAAAAAAAAATTE YOOOOOOOOU!"
Suddenly for reasons unknown, a love song started playing out as Ruby finally snapped grabbing the love struck Weiss as she began throttling her while shaking her back and forth, Banana Yang just watching.
Weiss content at last, knowing their hate was forever. The camera tilts upward to the night sky, and a shooting star streaks by. With that, the scene ended.
"...That's...so stupid." Emerald said while wiping away a tear in her eye.
"Are you...crying?" Mercury asked in surprise.
"..No."
"...How beautiful." The mystery girl said as she wiped away an actual tear. Little did anybody know, this is a girl who's slayed many, never truly cried, and is as hardened as steel. Yet..here she is...crying!
"That...really is amazing." Velvet said with Coco nodding. Yatsu and Fox looking at them in surprise as they were shocked they were actually happy over this.
"You've gotta be kidding me." Junior said as he noticed is bodyguards also giving away a few tears. Cinder just smiled for some reason, Tock just giving a smirk, and all the men here just unsure what to think of this. Life truly is strange.
And so a love(?) story of hate ends. Now wasn't that beautiful folks? Ah, I really like this show. Shame with the series finale, so those people who made it better make a film or something. Because the finale sucked if that's the true ending. In any case, I'll be gone and making a new chapter. But don't worry, you'll still get something extra. Like this:
OMAKE!
Elsewhere…
Weiss has never been so humiliated in her life.
It was one thing to be knocked out by that jerk Mayden and then sent to another world, but even worse, her friends being affected by whatever happened to them. Her in particular.
'I swear..I'll make Mayden pay!' Weiss thought as she walked funny with her hands resting below her waist while trying desperately to ignore the stares looking her way. All of them clearly seeing a handsome young man but baffled why he was wearing girl clothes. If it wasn't for the fact she has a skirt on, she'd at least try to remove her underwear. But no way would she let the wind cause some accidents just in case.
"Ewwww." Of course, it wasn't just her that was suffering. Her teammate Ruby, had just discovered that her hands are constantly producing some kind of slime. It made the young girl feel disgusted.
"Oh man, this is embarrassing." Jaune was also in a position kinda like her. While he wasn't gender bended, the large lacy pink bra on him with the underwear on his head made people look at him. Girls especially in disgust at what they assumed to be a pervert.
"I..can't...believe how..old I feel." Glynda though may have been having it the worse. From being a young beautiful teacher, to a crouched old hag that many men nearby looked away not commenting. Seems old age quite literally caught up to her.
"At least there's some good things." Ironwood said smiling. For he had no robotics on him, and felt rather normal. Good for him.
"Uh, can things get any worse with Jimmy being happy." Qrow said as he walked while patting Yang on the back. Apparently her hair had fallen off, making her a baldy. She had been crying ever since.
"Well, at least we can see some cool stuff around here." Nora went as she giggled and laughed...in Ren's arms showing she shrunk and became the size of a child, looking like a kid once more. Her memories of course still intact, while she then felt two very soft mounds on her head.
"Wow Renny, you're really soft." She said as she snuggled her small head on the mounds. "I always knew you looked beautiful as a girl, but now you really are one. Incredible!"
It would seem Ren-or Renora now-has become a woman. Though she didn't seem to mind too much. Just carrying Nora while the girl put her face between Renora's rather ample chest.
"..." Weiss felt a twinge of envy upon seeing that chest.
"So.." Oscar then said. "Where are we going?" They had no idea where they were, but clearly not on Remnant. The whole and full moon saying otherwise, though it appeared there was some damage to it for some reason.
In any case though, they had no food, money, or nothing really with them. So they had to plan something, but what?
BOOM!
"How about run!" Jaune then shouted as he, many civilians, and the others started running as sudden;y a giant green robot came.
Weiss didn't know it yet, but her and everyone else's life is about to get strange.