Chapter 36: Crimson Legends
Now to watch this useless wonderful world many all know and hate/love. A bit short sadly, but I'll try making the next one longer as compensation. A world of magic, love, and borderline shock. Enjoy.
"A useless world. That doesn't sound good." Jaune said.
"But it's also wonderful. And good." Mayden countered with his non-existent grin. "Good since you're the main lead!"
"Huh?"
"So this kid is the main character again?" Qrow said looking at the other universal Jaune. "Man kid, you sure are popular."
"Indeed." Ironwood chuckled. While he did feel a slight sting of envy that Jaune seemed to be popular, he got the feeling that wasn't always a good thing.
"Is he strong?" Raven asked looking at Jaune, not seeing much at all.
"Oh he's strong all right." Mayden answered to Raven. "Strong in popularity! Heck, whenever a Creator makes a world where he's a main character, instantly that world (story) gets tons of likes and followers."
"R-really?" Jaune felt some good feelings in him.
"Definitely." Mayden replied. "At least over 80% of those stories where you're the main character everybody loves. Especially those we're you're doing it with all the ladies of the story."
"I'm sorry, what?" Watts asked.
"Sex obviously." Mayden pulled nothing back. "Ruby, Weiss, Yang, Blake Pyrrha, Nora, Cinder, Salem, Raven, Summer Rose, Glynda, Illia, gender bent Ren and other males gender bend, and so on, and so forth. Lots of stories we're he gets their hearts and-uh-guys. Guys?" The second Mayden said sex and what girls he was doing it with, many males and a few women instantly came upon Jaune. Of course luckily for the young boy turned man, the rules kept him safe from punches and kicks.
"My eyes! My eyyyes!" Though not from Qrow pouring lemonade on Jaune's eyes and Cinder smacking his hands with sharp cactus. Lionheart the coward throws a disgusted look at this playboy and Raven growling in contempt at doing the deed with this weakling, showing pudding down his mouth. Ironwood and Glynda together shooting beans into his ears and nose.
The poor boy wasn't having it easy.
"We do that...with him?" Salem asked Mayden looking just the slightest grossed out.
"Pretty much." Even Mayden was sometimes surprised by how certain stories made this blonde goof hook up with different girls. Sometimes more than just one with many of them falling for him at the same time at once. "Though to be fair, it's not like all of them are like that." About maybe oh, 30% of the stories are like that or less.
Sometimes those stories with the girls falling for Jaune are well written, explaining how they came to like him, and how the Creator handles it making it good. Others...not so much. "Heck, some of them are kinda rushed to be honest. And the twenty percent of Jaune stories are pretty bad due to bad writing, grammar, or just because it's full of crap that the Creator did intentionally." There's a reason not all Jaune stories get over a hundred likes.
Still, amazing how Jaune stories with only three chapters get said hundred likes and beyond. Such a shame that they don't update regularly or at all despite those likes. Makes you wonder what's the point of even liking and following a story when it doesn't update at all.
'Like those stupid crossovers!' Mayden thought angrily. 'I follow them but NOOO! The Creators don't update them at all! At least leave a freaking chapter explaining you won't do them anymore jerks!'
I mean come on! You like a story, then a year later they update or not at all! Too many stories across the multiverse (fanfiction site) were like that.
Moving on, Mayden then decided to have those attacking poor Jaune who was nearly dying back into their seats. The women looking at Jaune with scorn as while some didn't hate the blonde boy, couldn't fathom the idea of falling for him at all and doing the deed with him. Not finding it possible for them to love him.
The males were upset that their female friends, daughters, nieces, and wives were done in by this damn playboy who kept making harems. If the other fathers like Ghira or Adam were here, they'd kill the boy for taking away their loved ones.
"...Kuhu!" Jaune decided to just stay quiet as he coughed the food he was attacked with and rubbed his poor skin which had burns on them from hot chocolate and so on. Seeing The angry gazes on all these people…deciding to stay silent that in his world, he also began attracting attention from his own females. They must never know!
"Now then folks.' Mayden said as the screen turned on. "Watch this wonderful yet useless world starring Jaune and three other girls. And don't worry, only two of them like him." Ignoring that last part, everyone sat straight as they then watched what was next.
"Jaune!" Three girls were running to the blonde knight himself, who looked tired from running. All four party members being in some desert place, with Jaune himself looking very tired. He then looked up to see his party members.
The crazy Arch-Mage Ruby with silver eyes. Having a knack for explosions all day long.
The perverted blonde warrior Glynda, who loved getting beaten despite her insistence that she didn't.
Then of course the ever useless Goddess Pyrrha who he always fought with.
Yes, these were his party members, the worst party in history.
...Man this sucked.
"If you lay a hand on Ruby…" Qrow growled with his glass cup cracking before shattering.
"That's me!?" Glynda nearly howled. This version of her was a lot younger, yet she couldn't believe the part about the perverted nature this version had.
"Seems this world isn't any good." Hazel dryly commented.
"Really. I like it!" Tyrian jokes.
"Is that really...me?" Jaune sadly asked.
"Yep." Mayden said. "While deep down this version of you has a good heart, overall he's no different from Jauna-trash." What a cruel insult!
"Hey, if you're here then what's the point of me going ahead?" Jaune asked as he went ahead to protect these girls. However they had something urgent to say.
"This is no time for stupid questions!" Ruby told Jaune as she waved her weaponized staff. "Jaune! You knocked out a Grimm Orc!"
"Orc?" Ironwood didn't think there was that type of Grimm.
He and the others will later find out their horror.
"This whole field is Grimm Orc territory! They're going to keep coming after you." Ruby expalined to her idiotic friend from another world.
"Another world!" Jaune went.
"Right,another world. Forgot to mention that." Mayden replied. "Yeah, this Jaune is from Remnant though due to circumstances, is a bit of a jerk. He was after all 'betrayed' by his childhood friend and instead of going to Beacon with her, became a NEET."
That sounded very….pathetic.
"Well that's fine, isn't it." Jaune went. "Imagine if a male Grimm Orc came instead of a female one."
"There are no male Grimm Orcs anymore." Ruby interrupted, making Jaune become shocked. The girl continued on of what she knew of this horrifying variant of Grimm. "Jaune, male Grimm Orcs somehow went extinct for some reason, where female Grimm Orcs came to be. Apparently before male Grimm Orcs hunted females but then female Grimm Orcs came upon realizing that there were more male Huntsmen than female versions. Yet instead of killing them, they put males under horrible abuse to the point where even if they escaped alive, they would be too traumatized to even hunt Grimm anymore."
Jaune looked utterly horrified at this information. Glynda though just looked upset, her form shaking. "Wha! You mean there aren't any male Grimm Orcs that attack beautiful big chested women like m-I mean, like those women?"
Glynda looked at this version of her with disdain.
"No there aren't." Ruby continued to explain. "Now that Jaune defeated an Orc, they will try finding him to break him like other strong male Huntsmen." Her silver eyes then turned where the rest of the group followed. "Like now."
It was there Jaune's own eyes widened as he then saw them. The enemy of man itself, the female Grimm Orcs. They were like Boarbatusks in a sense, only much more hiduose with big chests that shook in their bone armor. All of them then looking at Jaune with the lead one staring at him in glee.
"To knock me senseless." The Grimm Orc then suddenly spoke, showing it's fearsome intelligence and hideose drool. "I think I'm in love." Jaune could only make a screech causing all the female Grimm Orcs to sense his negativity which only turned them all further.
"Oh my God!" Ironwood just went covering his mouth in disgust.
"This is-This is…" Qrow trailed off as some of his wine spilled from his flask, shaking uncontrollably.
"What a fearsome creature." Ozpin said, feeling actual fear. Even those on Salem's side could only watch in disgust and terror.
"What kind of Grimm...is that!?" To give these Grimm intelligence only to use said intelligence to abuse and sexually tortue male Huntsman. Even Cinder felt that was going too far. Not even Tyrian could say a word with Hazel and Watts staying silent.
The big bad woman herself just looked surprised by these Grimm.
"This can't end well." Raven muttered and felt sorry for the boy. Seems he'll be getting a harem all right. Only instead of with her, Summer, or other girls, it was with thse monsters instead.
All the men then gave Jaune pitiful looks while the young man himself had his jaw open and eyes bursting from his head at this sight. He was shaking at what was about to happen, which wasn't good.
"I won't let you get away!" A Grimm Orc cried out.
"No fair keeping him all to yourself!" Another shouted, also wanting to 'play' with this man.
"C'mon boy and learn what real pleasure is!" A third went on.
"Me too!" It would appear this gang of Grimm were all intelligent to a fearsome level, using that knowledge to break men in the most horrific way possible. In a way, it was better to be killed by claw and tooth than with this.
'Oh Brother Gods,' Jaune went as he turned and began running away in slack job horror. 'Why is this happening to me? Have I offended you all somehow?' The Grimm Orcs began chasing after him in union. Ignoring his female party members instead.
'If so,' Jaune continued thinking as he screamed. 'I apologize from the bottom of my heart. So please…'
"Hey there handsome. Wanna have fun with me!" A Grimm Orc shrieked as their red eyes grew getting even closer to him.
'I'm truly sorry, for please forgive me!'
Ruby and Pyrrha began trying to chase after the horde while Glynda for some reason began rolling around onto the grass. "Darkness!" Pyrrha shouted her friend's nickname. The young maiden then just stopped with bruises on her. Apparently having been so shocked that there were no male Ocrs at all.
Glynda's disdain grew further.
"Come on! Let us give you pleasure on earth young man!" An Orc shouted with her eyes glowing.
"No thanks!" Jaune then covered his mouth with tears coming out. 'This is the first time I refused a woman's invitation!'
Sadly these Grimm were relentless, spouting their supposed dreams and games to him only making the poor boy try to run faster.
"Let me go! I just wanna go home!" Jaune shouted as he kept running at his best yet slowly being caught up to.
Everyone in the audience watched closely. Ready to see what would happen next. Yet for some reason, unlike Jaune who's eyes were filled with fear, the rest less so. A few of their mouths twitching.
It was then an Orc launched themselves at him. There the screen turned pink showing Jaune with tears in his eyes.
Slam!
Now he was held down by the powerful Grimm who smiled with horrific glee with Jaune leaking tears. All the other Grimm cheering as they knew what was about to come.
"JAUNE!" Pyrrha the useless Goddess of Metal and Ruby, the useless one-shot Arch Mage then both shouted in horror. Knowing full well what was about to happen. Glynda just laying there being even more useless.
"Pth!" Jaune then looked shocked, and turned to the obvious sound of a giggle. Yet saw nobody laughing and everyone having a straight face...A straight face that struggled to hold itself together!
It was then the Grimm that caught Jaune then pushed her big snout on his face looking oh so happy. "Okay, this won't take long! So just close your eyes!" She told him. Jaune then began screaming Ruby's name.
"Save me Ruby! Do the thing you always do!" He kept going as the Orc then licked his face.
"I can't use it at this range!" Ruby told him as she and Pyrrha could only that Jaune was about to be defiled. She then looked back at the useless Glynda. "Darkness! Stop being depressed!" It didn't work.
"Hahahaha!" Qrow suddenly broke, clutching his stomach at this scene. Jaune looked upon him in utter shock and betrayal.
"Are you…" He started "Laugh-" He was then cut off as he heard Tyrian laughing. Then Ironwood. Then Cinder!
It wasn't long before many of the cast were laughing at the situation his other self was in, including Mayden. Jaune forgot one thing about life. People love laughing when people are in pain. Even if it was someone else's suffering.
"Can we talk! Let's talk!" Jaune went. Hoping to buy time. Any time before this even started with his virginity gone by these freaks.
"Pillow talk! I'd love to!" She said with more drool coming out of her mouth. The eyes of the other Orcs glowing red. She then leaned forward, licking her face. "Go ahead and tell me the dirtiest fantasies you kept bottled up!"
She then pulled down his pants with Jaune crying out knowing what was about to happen soon.
"P-please stop!" Jaune whined as the female Grimm Orc on him came closer with her face, her tongue snaking out with some drool leaking. Clearly ready to enjoy this. He then got a desperate idea to maybe stop this. "Wait! I don't know your name or age yet at all! This might be my first time! Can we start with introductions! I'm Jaune Arc"
The Grimm Orc instantly answered, "I'm Swayyie the Grimm Orc! And I have lived for one-hundred and sixteen years!" Oh my gosh she's an experienced killer Grimm!
The Orc then slapped Jaune's though where his underwear is shown. Doing it continuously."Now why don't you introduce me to what you got down there! Let me meet you big little boy!"
"This is-hahaha-come-hahaha-Gold!" Qrow laughed with others doing the same.
"You're…" Jaune went with a small tear leaking from his eye. "Laughing at my fate."
"Yes!" Qrow instantly said.
"Now this I like!" Raven also agreed not caring for Jaune Arc's feelings. Though this may stem from the facts he learned that other versions of her did it with her.
Everyone else is just laughing at this poor boy's fate.
"I'm sorry Mr. Arc," Ozpin said, while not outright laughing, still had a grin on his face. "But nothing can stop this."
"Ah." Cinder then mocked Arc. A woman who wasn't like the girl Jaune knew and not with him. Let aside delusioned with his supposed might and just insulted him without thinking he could even harm her like the Cinder he knew. "Looks like someone is about to get a massive harem."
"Enjoy the time Arc!" Tyrian chuckled.
Lionheart was also laughing with Glnda failing to hold back her own laugh.
At this moment Jaune felt a piece of his soul die.
"But he's so shy!" Jaune continued to screech as the Orcs began surrounding him. They then began taking Jaune's armor off revealing his undershirt where some muscle was. This made the Orcs drool further and become more excited.
"We already made our introduction. So let's wrap this up!"The worst situation of all. Even worse was how these Grimm had on female clothing as if to pass themselves off as actual girls. The mockery of it all.
"Pyrrha! Pyrrha! Save me!" He shouted over and over when suddenly a hand was seen with magical circles covering it.
"Now this got interesting." Watts observed with Salem, Cinder, and Ozpin doing the same. Instantly knowing what it was.
"Oh thank God." Jaune sighed glad that maybe he'll be saved. Then glaring at his supposed allies who just kept smiling. Jerks!
The hand then moved with a voice then saying, "Bottomless swamp!"
As for the Orcs they were throwing away his pants it with all the female Orcs celebrating with one grabbing his pants and shaking it. None of them noticed the ground glowing to happy that they caught a strong male with a grand amount of aura.
This was their mistake as suddenly many fell into it with them all looking shocked. The one pinning Jaune looking surprised before hearing a voice.
"Grimm Orcs!" The voice yelled out! "You who live near the Crimson Village!" It then revealed the caster. None other than Weiss Schnee, with black hair and a bigger bust, her hands glowing with the Schnee Glyph as she glared at the Grimm. "Since we live as neighbors, I'll overlook this if you leave now!"
"Schnee! Schnee!" Jaune cried in joy and relief. Waving his hands like a baby happy he was saved. Crying while his allies then began coming to him yelling his name. The magical swamp then disappears with all the Orcs running off in fear of getting Schnee's wraith.
The girl herself sighs glad she saved a friend.
Then Jaune came with his underwear showing a bit of his butt while he then put his face on Schnee's ample chest crying as he hugged her. "Schnee! Oh, Schnee! Thank you so much!"
While Jaune was glad his other was saved, he felt embarrassment for showing this side of him. Something everybody else liked. He was so glad RWBY and others weren't here right now.
"It's all right, don't worry!" Weiss called out feeling embarrassed. Jaune just kept sniffling and grabbing her coat and sneezing. "Um..y-you're covering my robe in snot!"
As Weiss kept crying out, the screen was replaced with big letters with an Orc picture saying one thing.
'Jaune has been psychologically scarred!'
The screen turned off.
"Wasn't that funny." Mayden said to the cast, with many giving agreement aside from Jaune who just fumed.
"Good world after all." Qrow raised a flask to it.
"I found my other to be an embarrassment." Glynda angrily says.
"Just glad things turned out fine in the end." Ironwood smirked.
"Just a shame we didn't see Arc break. Oh well." Cinder shrugged, making Jaune appreciate his Cinder more.
"Such interesting Grimm." Salem whispers, wondering if she should make such a variant to assault her enemies. She can imagine many losing their wills.
"Glad you enjoyed it all." Mayden gave an non-existent thumbs up. "In that case, let's move on to the next world. One I'm sure you'll like or hate."
"I can believe that." Lionheart says. Him not being the only one who thought so. So the next screen turns on and the next world continues.
And there ends another chapter. Hope you enjoyed that wonderfully useless world. I saw the film and I thought it was good overall. Liked the funny moments. And also, shame that some authors really don't update some of their good stories. While they probably have their reasons, I still think it sucks as they can be gone for a year and then barely update! What's the point of a good story that comes only once a year!? Guess that's life for you.
In any case, until next time.