Chapter 37: Trailers
And here's a quick update. Don't expect another anytime soon, but overall I hope you enjoy as we watch three trailers you may or may not like. This one being nearly twice as long as promised. The trailers will be shown as below and their titles at both beginning and end. Now go on and read.
"Alright folks, time for another world." Mayden told the cast with joy. "Though this time, it'll be different as instead of seeing a scene from a regular world, it'll be just clips of it. A trailer of sorts."
"You mean like a movie?" Jaune asked.
"Pretty much."
"Well I wonder how this will go wrong?" Watts chuckled.
"Hopefully end with someone like you getting their face hit in." Ironwood grinned with Watts throwing a dirty glare.
"Or you guys." Jaune huffed, still upset from the last screening. Jerks!
"I guess there's only one way to find out once more." Ozpin smiled with Salem thinking the same.
"That's the spirit fools!" Mayden joked as the screen turned on. "Get ready for excitement starting...now!" With their theatre food checked, everyone got ready to eat. "Wait!" Then stopped when Mayden called out to them.
"What is it!?" Glynda asked with worry.
"I-is something wrong?" Lionheart feared. Raven is already being prepared to run.
"Sorry, but I just learned something horrible!" Mayden said. Then with the sound of a snap, everyone vanished….then appeared later, only all six feet apart, or two to three chairs away.
"Huh?" Jaune went with Qrow also confused.
Asking, "Okay, what happened? And why did you pull us apart?"
"Because you idiot, there's a virus going around." Mayden explained to them all. "This one is especially dangerous, as it's all over the multiverse. You don't want to get sick, do you?"
"...No?" Hazel commented.
"Exactly." Mayden replied. "Now don't forget these." Instantly masks covered everybody's faces. Some were normal like Salem, Opin, and Glynda wearing regular blue masks.
"Is this a joke?" Others, not so much. Watts, Tyrian, Hazel, and Cinder havig mismatched masks made of cloth that made them very uncomfortable as it made their faces super warm.
"Please. You got lucky." The crow of bad luck himself had a pink bandanna with ponies on it, Jaune chuckling at him as while he had one with the words sexy, at least it was better than Qrows.
Glynda herself feeling amused at James' mask which showed the words pretty princess while Lionheart had one in the shape of a butterfly somehow. Raven, she growled at her mask that said Number 1 grandpa. Mayden just appeared and sounded satisfied.
"Good." He said, glad he kept the cast safe and secure. "Now onto the show."
Minions:The Rise of Roman Trailer
The world lit up, revealing what appeared to be a young Roman Torchwick himself, who was small and young with red hair and a bowler hat that was a bit too big on him. The young rat thief touched an old record and spun it around as it said, "Welcome to the Grimm Legion."
"This guy again?" Cinder grunted. "I hope he suffers."
"As long as it's good, I don't mind." Qrow yawned. "Who knows, maybe he'll surprise us."
"I doubt some thief can." Watts sourly commented.
"Whatever. Let's just watch." Ironwood said.
As the words were spoken, Roman fell down until he landed screaming all the way. The secret elevator he was on soon stopping where it opened up showing a hurt Roman. He then looked up and instantly got up. A good thing as many other criminals were there looking none too nice.
Smiling nervously, Roman just did his best to act casual.
"Hello," Roman said squeezing past them and trying to settle down. "Everybody here for the interview?" He got no reply. "Me too, what do you drive. I got the jet bike."
"Wow. Roman seems rather wimpy." Jaune commented with many agreeing.
"Well he is a kid in this one I guess." Qrow says. "But dang is he a nervous wreck."
"I wonder if this is supposed to be his rise to power or something along the lines."
"I'm just hoping he gets wrecked!" Tyrian gleeded.
As Roman just sat, suddenly the coms opened up. "They are ready to see you Mr. Torchwick."
Hearing that Roman looked in joy as he saw his time just might come. "Oh. Good. Great." He got up and started walking. Here we go."
The scene then changed showing the top villains of the world. Roman entered as he pulled on his grey shirt and walked to the world's current greatest villains. He then spoke up. "Distinguished villains, my name is Roman." He shouted. "I feel like I'm talking too loud. Even though our proximity, doesn't require this kind of volume."
It was then it showed the villains. None other than…
Salem!
Watts!
Hazel!
Cinder!
And of course, Tyrian!
"You have got to be kidding me!" Watts looking in abject surprise.
"Seriously?" Cinder stared a bit angrily. Looking at these versions of themselves.
"I look nice!" Tyrian was the only one with a compliment. Salem and Hazel just not saying anything to their other selves.
Salem then stood up and said, "You seriously think a puny little child can be a villain?" She mocked the poor street rat.
"Yes I, uh, am pretty despicable." He said trying not to let that tone Salem had on him get to him. "You don't want to cross me."
On one hand, it would be pretty rude to think this was funny. Roman had become a good ally and possible friend to him. On the other hand…"Phahaha!" Jaune was totally recording this. Going to blackmail the thief for all the times he had Neo mess with him. Yeah baby!
Many others also smirked at the young Roman and how embarrassing he was making himself look.
The same went for the world's current great villains, as they then all laughed at Roman. Not taking him seriously one bit. Salem then leaned forward with her eyes glowing red. "Come back when you've done something evil, to impress me!" She told him.
Roman starred in some form of sadness.
A second later and a quick scene change he lifted a mechanical apparatus and used it to shoot a sticky goop where he then stole a red, white, and black object from them.
Salem then shouted, "He took the stone!" Angrily to boot.
"Looks like someone's in trouble." Ironwood says thinking Roman was dead.
"He dares steal from a Goddess!" Tyrian howled. "May he be tortured by my hands!"
"I can't wait to see him dead." Cinder spoke darkly.
"Should we cheer for Roman...or cheer for them?" Jaune asked Qrow from a distance. The Huntsman shrugging, okay with either side. After all, he didn't like either of them.
Roman was then seen running away from the hidden base disguised as a school for training Huntsmen. As he ran Salem and her crew came out in utter fury. Salem seeing Roman and shouting, "There's the little thief."
It was there Roman was then on a bike as he said 'Go' to both a young girl called Neo and...multiple little yellow people.
"What the heck?" Qrow said, looking confused. "Are those...faunus?"
"I don't think so." Ironwood felt certain. "I think they're...something."
"Something weird." Jaune agreed.
Even the Bad Side were wondering what these people were. Maybe this trailer will tell later on.
As Roman, Neo, and the Minions began pedaling away, the world's greatest threats began chasing them. Tyrian on their heels with his tail out as he ran into the alley they went and flipped over the wall to catch them. To avoid him the small team had to pull over causing one of the minions to fall out with the stone while everybody else hit the car.
Roman then looked at the Minion saying, "Otto, take the stone back to the lair. I'll distract them."
The Minion then ran with Roman and the rest trying to escape with their lives. Literally. Because Cinder and the others then came out. The red dressed female with amber eyes throwing flaming swords while Hazel threw a truck at them.
Quickly they avoided the truck where suddenly Cinder's swords stabbed Hazel's shoulders who cried in pain and Cinder screamed as the vehicle slammed into her.
While it appeared Roman, Neo, and the Minions were getting away, instead from the street came Salem wearing a very attractive biker outfit and avoiding the cars on the street like a pro. "I'll handle this!" She declared.
"Yes you will!" Tryian cheered while Watts gave a smug grin at Cinder getting crushed. The Fall Maiden flipped the bird at him, not looking pleased at her other selves fate.
"Hey Cinder," The Fall Maiden turned where the Spring Maiden looked at her smugly. "Have a nice fall."
She'll kill her.
"Nice outfit." Ozpin and Glynda then looked at Qrow, who said those words. "What?" He asked. "Look at the outfit on her?" He said pointing at the skin tight outfit that clung to Salem's body with some of her chest peaking out.
Ironwood threw a disgusted look at Qrow who shrugged.
Salem just appeared a bit peeved her allies were beaten by a child.
Salem then used her magic where a Grimm Geist hand came out. It latched onto the bike on them, the Minions and Neo looking worried. Luckily, Roman had a plan. Pressing a button, the mechanical rocket started up and made Roman rush forward who laughed. The speed letting them escape Salem whose eyes glow red in fury!
Later on, Roman is with many Minions and Neo as he shouted, "This is the biggest day of my life!" The Minions cheered with him.
The scene then showed the Grimm Legion, with Roman yelling out, "This kid stole something, from the greatest villains in the world!"
Back with Salem, each of them got on very scary looking vehicles.
Tyrian in a scorpion mech.
Hazel, a monster machine.
Watts, a sophisticated flying car.
Cinder, one with sweet flames and skulls.
And Salem having the most terrifying slim vehicle.
"Now this I like." Cinder cooed at the machines.
Hazel looked interested with Tyrian gloating of his own vehicle. Watts takes notes on this with Ironwood doing the same. Both men liked the models of those cars.
"Okay, they're bad guys. But those are sweet vehicles." Jaune admits with Qrow giving a mighty yes. Glydna and Raven rolled their eyes. Though secretly they also liked the vehicles.
"Time to strike." Salem said darkly as she and her Grimm Legion then went out to kill Roman.
"Sad how all the world's best villains are doing this to kill a kid." Qrow insulted the villains who just growled at his comment but said nothing.
"This is definitely interesting." Glynda admits.
"I will be a super villain." Roman says where the scene then changes with him in the bathroom swinging his underwear around. Then showing him putting on tight underwear with a picture of Salem on it.
It wasn't just Jaune, but even Ironwood was recording this. So much blackmail. Many chuckling at the sight.
In another place and time Roman was shivering for some reason.
"Now all I need is Otto." Roman said looking around for the Minion he gave the stone to. "Where is Otto?"
The Minion then came with Neo shoving him forward. The Minion then talked in a weird language and then gave Roman...a rock with googly eyes.
"That...can't be good." Ironwood said.
"No shit sherlock." Raven said, though grinned at Ironwood's frown.
"This can't be good." Jaune says feeling he knew what was coming next.
"Are you...pulling on my legs right now?' Roman asked, looking worried. He then pushed the rock away. "Otto. Where is the stone?"
The Minion then spoke in flashback. It showed Otto walking in the streets with the stone where he then tripped in some mushy concrete that has yet to dry. He tried getting out but in doing so lost the stone which fell near two kids, Jaune and Ruby looking ready to play in water.
Otto chased it and fell again, then sent flying away where he nearly got the stone, only for him to grab a flying bird with the stone attached to it. Both falling down. As he landed he then saw a party with Blake and Weiss, Blake giving Weiss a stone with googly eyes.
Then in his imagination, Otto saw the stone winking at him.
Back at the present, Otto kissed his stone with Roman looking mighty upset. His strained smile as he then said, "Did you trademy future for a pet rock!?"
Sad as it was, Otto did. With him in the flashback giving said stone to the kid with everyone cheering. Back in present, Ottoo could only say one thing to the angry Roman. "...Si?"
Naturally, everybody was shocked.
A scene later many Minions for some reason wearing female outfits with Neo were then terrified as the roof over their heads was ripped apart with Salem and her Grimm Legion with a few Grimm entering. The queen of evil staring at the Minions smiling.
"Oh. I didn't mean to scare you." She then stood tall with her allies looking fearsome glaring at them. "Now. Where's Torchwick?"
"Gya!" In response, one of the cross dressing minions who 'pooped' a tennis ball. The scene ending here.
"Wow. That's just weird." Jaune just said, though glad he got some blackmail. More than making up for the last scene.
"True. Very true." Ozpin nods.
"I wonder how it ends?" Ironwood asked.
"Well, you'll have to find out another day since we're watching another one." Mayden told everybody as the screen then turned on.
"Wait. Where seeing another world? Already?" Tyrian asked with a smile.
"Yep." Mayden confirmed. "Or more like another trailer. Now see a world of little wonders."
Once again the screen lit up. This one with it's own words as well.
Free Guy
"Well this can't end badly." Qrow jokes.
"Always with the stupid jokes brother." Raven commented dryly.
"Whatever Rave." Qrow not caring said.
"Free huh?" Glynda said. "Do you think it's about faunus?"
"Only one way to find out." Ironwood said. And that was through watching it.
The scene then had changed to an overlooking city, where suddenly from above a man was parachuting downward.
Then it showed a helicopter crashing through a building, turning into flames.
Cars being flipped over. Being reduced to scrap.
Grimm running rampant, attacking people.
Everyone was now wondering, was this some world where chaos was the ruling order. Now paying even closer attention.
The city was seen one last time before blacking gout…
Be-be-beep! Be-be beep!
Before an alarm came and the screen lit up showing...a smiling Jaune ready for another wonderful day.
"Oh boy." Jaune wasn't sure if he should be happy or sad. Please let this be a world without near attempt violation.
Lucky for him, this world was more light hearted.
Jaune got up and opened his closet. There he got his usual uniform and put it on, leaving his home. All while not seeming to care about the gunfire going on outside the house along with everybody else.
Or the man having a flame thrower.
Not to mention a guy shooting another guy off a building and setting him on fire.
Or the people dancing in chaos.
Jaune later seeing his good pal Qrow getting thrown out the bar through a glass window. Looking shocked this time and quickly rushing to his aid. Ignoring the man escaping with money with the literal cop Ironwood just drinking his mug of joe.
"Monday's, am I right Qrow." Jaune jokes.
"You said it Jaune." Qrow laughed as he walked back into the bar with Jaune leaving with his pal Ironwood.
"Okay. I'm calling bull!" Jaune said looking at the chaos in Vale city. "What the hell is going on there!?"
"I can't believe I'm saying this but I agree." Raven has never seen such anarchy before.
"To see Jamey here not do his job...that's wrong." Qrow admits also surprised. The great general was also disturbed by how loose this city is with all these criminals and death.
"I see nothing wrong with it." Tyrian laughed at the chaos.
"Of course you don't." Watts rolled his eyes.
While some cops were chasing a stolen car with cash, the bank was then seen.
"Have a good day." Jaune smiled as he stamped some paperwork. Another person came and he said the same thing. "Have a great day."
Suddenly shots were heard as Adam Taurus and his Lieutenant have come in. Silencing everybody at once. "Everybody down on the ground!" He ordered.
Smiling, Ironwood dropped his weapon and did as he was told with Jaune doing the same. Both on the ground now.
"What am I doing?' Ironwood said, eyes widened. Even his allies were surprised to see Ironwood so...just, whatever.
"Isn't it obvious." Watts smugly said. "Giving up already."
In another world Adam felt joy for some reason.
"I have to admit, it's interesting seeing this city in chaos." Cinder purrs.
"Yes. So much fun!" Tyrian laughed.
"Just why is it like this though." Ozpin asked.
"You'll see." Mayden ominously said. "You'll all see."
As Ironwood and Jaune both got on their bellies lying down, they began talking.
"Hey bud," Jaune began. "You ever think there's gotta be more?"
The scene then shows Jaune in a flashback who's walking by as the street behind him is blown up.
More what?" Ironwood asked.
The scene then changed back where Jaune was then suddenly punched in the face without even flinching.
"All will be explained in due time." Mayden said before anybody spoke up.
"Stuff we do day after day." Jaune said as the flashbacks continued. Showing a scene of none other than Winter Schnee and Velvet Rose wearing a bunny suit (not the sexy kind either) with guns ready to fire.
"Being shot at." It showed numerous White Fang firing into the air. Pinning a poor man down.
A beautiful woman moving forward on the street not caring of the explosions going on.
"Run over." Jaune was then hit by a car and sent f;ying into the air...then was hit by another car. Landing on the street painfully.
"Taken hostage."
"Everybody down on the ground!" Sienna shouted with wicked armor before shooting.
Back at the scene of the crime in the present, Adam's Lieutenant shot at the windows where broken glass fell onto Jaune. Yet he didn't care at all. Instead, he felt something else. 'Today's going to be different.'
"Like doing something in this mad world?" Hazel was truly uncertain how such a world of clear crime could even exist. It made no sense.
"Just what is wrong with this place?' If only Glynda knew.
Jaune, in either bravery or foolishness, then stood up.
"Hi." Then hit with the Lieutenants chainsaw-gun right in the face.
"Yeah. Should have seen that coming." Jaune moaned.
As Jaune was beat up by the professional and forced onto the ground, the criminal aiming his weapon at him, Ironwood stared at Jaune. "Jaune, this isn't you." He told him. "You don't do this man."
Bloody and beaten on the nose, Jaune looked up. Something in his eyes changed. A look...of inspiration.
"Maybe I do." He then got up and tried grabbing the gun. Instantly the Lieutenant easily pushed him back, with Jaune forced onto the wall. The poor man then looked at Ironwood. "Boy this is scary!"
"Then why do it?" Lionheart shook his head with Raven snorting. Everybody thought this Jaune was about to meet a miserable end. Even Jaune himself thought so.
A second later through sheer luck and accident, Jaune shot the Lieutenant at point blank range.
"...Whu?" Jaune went with everybody else feeling much the same.
Ironwood looked horrified at what Jaune had done. Even the blonde man himself looked surprised. Quickly trying to find an excuse while holding the dead man's glasses.
"He's just resting." He said.
"In pieces!" Ironwood rebutted. It then showed the poor man with a giant gaping hole in his chest. "That man is dead!"
"He's so sleepy." Jaune continued to deny.
"I'd advise you to run Arc." Jaune told Jaune who agreed.
"Yeah. Definitely."
"Maybe you can go to me for help too." Qrow suggested.
Jaune would certainly try.
Jaune then left the bank, and quickly put on the glasses. It was then something changed. Everything is just lighting up. The world looking so much different to the point Jaune quickly took off the glasses utterly confused. He then put em back on seeing the strange new world over his own.
These glasses showed him things he never saw.
Numbers, people, and a building shooting down jets.
Quickly he took them off-then on again. Off, then on again. Touching a health plus pack before feeling very very good. A car stopping by with Jaune asking a simple question. "Is this what recreational drugs feel like?"
"I'd like to know what's going on please?" Ozpin asked, feeling more jaded by what was going on in this world.
"This world is so weird." Hazel also wished to know.
"Very strange and full of oddity." Salem admits.
"Fair enough." Even Mayden was confused when he first saw this world. "Alright, I'll give it straight. The world Jaune is in is overlapped by another world. Think of it like this, he lives a regular world-by his perspective-but it isn't what he thinks. Think of it as a video game."
"That...makes a lot of sense." Jaune realized. It was as if he was the player who sometimes accidentally hit NPC's, but they walked away like nothing happened. The only difference being that this time, this version of him was a NPC and not a player.
"And now this Jaune has realized the truth of his reality." Watts also figured it out.
"This is good." Tyrian grinned.
The scene changed with Jaune following none other than Pyrrha. "Jaune," She began. Entering a place with all sorts of vehicles. "This world. Is a video game." She then had a gun in hand at the dead of night and shot from behind a rock.
"I like this one." Tyrian commented.
"...Hot." Jaune admitted slightly blushing.
This world needs a hero
Jaune was then walking by with everything frozen. Walking past a humanoid Grimm with a gun.
'Interesting idea.' Salem thought liking the idea of Grimm wielding weapons.
Ozpin could tell what she was thinking. Hoping it wouldn't happen.
"And it's full of bad guys." She told him where it then showed Ozpin sitting down and spreading his legs. "I'm a rule breaker. I'm a rattle chick-chick-chicka!"
Then Gynda was seen making noise.
"Oh my. What evil monsters." Cinder grinned with mischief with many on Salem side giving the Headmaster and his Headmistress the look with Ozpin doing nothing and Glynda doing the same. Though that didn't make them any less peeved.
It's getting a Jaune!
"We need you to be a good guy." Pyrrha said while on screen people were running from something.
Jaune was then seen fighting some guy using some rather decent skills. Then he captured none other than Illia and stopped her from cutting him with a disabled steering wheel. He then proceeded to kick her arm-
Snap!
Only to break it causing the faunus to scream.
"Oh!" Jaune shouted in surprise and regret. "I'm so sorry! Oh god!" He then wacked Illia with the wheel!
Next was Pyrrha shooting a missile down an alley and blowing something up. A police car.
Back at base, others were coming in. Nora, Ren, Penny, all ready to go. Jaune coming in with a sweet motorcycle.
"Wow. Giddy-up!" He said with Pyrrha flipping over and landing on it. She then felt something off and stared at Jaune.
"Is that a glock in your pocket?' She asked.
"No." He replied.
"What?" Pyrrha said, looking surprised.
"It's two glocks." Smiling, Pyrrha then went into Jaune's pockets and took out said weapons and began firing, killing the intruders inside. Penny went first.
"Woah!" Qrow said as he drank. "No mercy at all."
"Wait, that was my team...and Penny!" Jaune went.
"Well, not the first time we've seen one another be bad or good." Ironwood reminds Jaune, recalling how other versions of them were evil or just plain weird.
Jaune then drove away with Pyrrha shooting at the Atlas droids. Then going out in a wicked manner by going through the window.
"Awesome!" Tyrian yelled!
"Now that is cool." Qrow went to pat Jaune's back...only to realize they're still separated.
"A good leap all right." Ozpin agreed. "Seems you and Pyrrha are a good team."
"Yeah." Jaune said, wondering what it would be like if he had chosen to be a student instead. He bet it would be awesome.
Free Jaune
The screen then showed Jaune putting on the glasses again. Looking badass.
"I'm not going to be a good guy." He told Pyrrha. "I'm gonna be a great guy!"
"Wow." Pyrrha said. "Okay. Enjoy your lifetime of virginity. There you go."
The two laughed as the screen faded.
Then turned on again.
"Another!" Qrow went surprised.
"It appears so." Not that Hazel hated it.
"You'll like this one all right." Mayden told the cast. "It features some funny bits I think."
"Bring on the chaos!" Tyrian declared.
"I just hope it isn't stupid." Ironwood prayed.
"Or shows any of us being degraded." Glynda still didn't like that perverted version of her.
"Let's just watch and get it over with." Raven uttered. Lionheart eating his popcorn.
Little Monsters
The screen started, showing the people of Atlas. All of them move from night and day, looking very busy and worried.
"Now what got them looking scared?" Qrow curiously said questioning what was going on.
"Black comedy?" Tyrian suggested. After all, didn't the Keeper say it might be funny. As in black comedy.
"Better not be." Ironwood growled.
It showed Winter Schnee who simply said. "It's Z-Grimm again."
The scene then showed numerous people. People who had black skin and horrifying jaws. Eating flesh and the like. The humans infected by the Grimm Dark Substance that they were made of and turning them into a subspecies of Grimm.
"Fast ones or slow ones?" An officer asked Winter.
"Slow."
It showed said Z-Grimm walking all slowly and rather stupidly too. Moaning and the like.
Specialist Marrow looked at them and scoffed. "Thank God they're slow."
"These Grimm are certainly...off." Ozpin could only say. Though he was worried, as he fully knew well Salem once tried this sort of thing.
The Queen of Grimm looking at these zombies in interest, recalling old experiments. Yet she always failed as humans and faunus never survived them with the exception of just attacking a simple limb.
'Maybe this warrants another try.'
The scene then changed to….a happy scene with kids on a bus.
"Well that was quick." Raven rolled her eyes.
"Okay. Let's see what funny business is about." Jaune said feeling the funny part might be here.
"Next stop, Pleasant Valley!" Port told the many kids, with the scene showing the inside of the bus. None other than Salem playing with these kids with a deadbeat looking Ozpin looking at her funny. The bus then passes the sign to their destination.
"Definitely funny." Glynda made a coy remark with a small smile.
Ozpin looking shocked with Salem feeling the same.
Nobody of course recognized Salem though and her human blonde form, but they did recognize Ozpin.
"Man that girl's a hottie." Qrow remarked.
Yep. When this is all over, Salem will kill him first. Ozpin just gave a small prayer to his friend. Tyrian looked conflicted for suddenly liking the woman on screen when he's supposed to like Salem. The horror!
The many kids of Beacon Grade School soon came to their stop and ran with happiness. All of them stopping to none other than Cardin, who gave his hello to the kids. A puppet frog doing the same while Port smiled from behind and Ozpin appearing sour.
"We're going to have a super fun time on our trip." Cardin said.
As the man explained all the fun the kids would have, with children petting animals and the like, the dark skinned Salem then said, "Everyone get in a line in front of me so we can go."
The scene then changing to them travelling slowly across the land. But as they travelled by tractor they stopped when a woman noticed something off.
"Why are we stopping?" One of the kids asked. The woman driving found out the hard way.
"There must be something in the way." Salem said. Then she herself walked and tried to see what was up. "My name is Sa-"
She was cut off by the Z-Grimm roars shocking her. Mad by it being interrupted from eating its meal. Ozpin seeing the situation and also seeing the problem.
"Oh God!" Salem said as she then began running back. "Start the truck, start the truck!" She shouted while being chased.
"Escape! Escape!" Tyrian shouted with Watts and Cinder looking at him funny. Unsure why he was showing concern to someone not Salem. Salem just shaking her head.
"Well this got ugly fast." Ironwood said.
"Hopefully Ozpin and this woman will escape." Glynda prayed.
"Please." The bandit herself spoke. "The strong live and the weak die. And those two look weak." There's no way they'll survive.
"We'll see about that." Jaune rolled his eyes.
Once Salem got on tired, Ruby Rose asked her a question. "Are you okay?"
Other kids were staring at her.
"...Yes!" Salem falsely said.
The scene then changes showing the numerous Z-Grimm of infected people. Eating the flesh of the living. Animal and man. Salem voice telling the kid, "Don't be scared," She then pointed at the zombies. "You all remember how to play tag. Well, those funny people are it."
"Is it wise for her to lie about this?" Ironwood asked. As while she was clearly trying to hide the kids fear, wouldn't it be better for them to, well, escape?
"Most likely these Grimm can sense fear." Ozpin figured. "And I doubt escape is easy."
"Yeah." Qrow agreed. "I mean, you can't just tell a bunch of brats that hell is here. Best to just play along with them." Not that it was easy. Still, this dark skinned babe was doing fine.
"..." Salem was reading Qrow's feelings. She feels disgusted by him. Tyrian showing a snarl in Qrow's direction.
A zombified officer growled with the kids lookin, confused. Then just decided to go with it.
The group were then seen trying to get into a store. But Cardin has locked himself in yelling, "Go away!"
As the kids shouted Salem roared, "There are kids out here!"
Cardin got up and saw the kids, saying, "Oh my God, I don't give a shit!"
"That's points deducted from Winchester." Glynda growled with many not liking this jerk while Tyrian obviously laughed.
Luckly, Salem burst in through a hole while a young Ren asked, "What's happening?" A zombie then seen.
Cardin, being useless, just saying, "We're all going to die."
"Real cheerer that one." Cinder smirked.
"Are we going to die, Ms *(ha^&?" Nora asked.
"Wait, what was that?" Watts asked, wondering what was up with that glitch right there.
"Eh, probably because we don't know her proper last name." Mayden didn't recall a last name for Salem. "Anyway, just keep watching."
"No." Salem said, though the Z-Grimm outside said otherwise devouring all life. "We're going to play a game. The zombies aren't real."
"Like fuck they're not!" Carding roared!
As zombies roared, the kids spoke up.
"It is a bit scary." Pyrrha mentioned.
It then showed a proper adult as he attended a poor Jaune who was hyperventilating and asked the kid, "What do you do when you're scared?"
It then showed Salem with a guitar. She and the kids then began singing. "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
A scene of Z-Grimm clapping their hands and them surrounding their little base with Cardin and Ozpin on top was shown.
"That...looks rather hopeless." Jaune observed.
"May a miracle occur with them." Raven snorted at Glynda's words. Ignoring the others glares.
"We can't stay here indefinitely." Salem said to Cardin and Ozpin.
"I'm not going anywhere near bigger idiots, and I thought you're both stupider idiots." Cardin, who's rather drunk and holding a bottle, relentlessly told them. Having enough, Salem slapped him in the face.
"Yes!" Tyrian clapped his hands.
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
The scene showed all the Beacon kids in a line happily walking. A fence protecting them as they missed seeing the horrors outside. Including poor animals being eaten.
"My job is to keep you safe," Salem told the kids. "Stay here until I get back."
She was then seen screaming outside as she ran toward the Z-Grimm...and began kicking their decayed asses.
"Still weak Raven?" Qrow mockingly asked with Raven just flipping the bird at him. Salem on her side just looked happy she wasn't dying pointlessly.
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
Now the tractor was chased by a massive horde of Z-Grimm.
The military then seen with fancy weapons to counter the threat.
Ozpin attacked by one of the human turned Grimm.
"That kind of behavior is unacceptable." Salem was then telling Ozpin while they were outside. Ozpin looking unhappy while a woman was checking out a Z-Grimm in the background.
"Next stop!"
"They're five years old!" Salem shouted. "And if you can't control your language with a five-year old, then I'm going to have to ask you to leave the tractor and wait for us back in the bus!"
While arguing, none of them noticed the poor woman attacked and being infected by the Z-Grimm.
"Talk about tunnel vision." Qrow said chuckling a bit.
"That's gonna bite them in the butt later." Jaune agreed.
"I just find it funny how Ozpin is reduced to a troublemaker childish adult." Raven grinned. Oddly, Salem felt the same.
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
It showed a child wearing a cool Atlas armor of all black. Running away from the zombies badass style.
Then the tractor bursted into the human base.
Ozpin scared of the bloody puppet coming at him.
The Atlas military arrived and shot at the Z-Grimm.
Jaune Arc hitting a Z-Grimm bravely with a wooden sword.
Salem herself pinning a Z-Grimm to a tree.
Carding using wood to wack some Z-Grimm kids. Then lifting one up and biting it before throwing it back down. "How do you like it huh!" He then gagged realizing what he had done. "Oh God what have I done!?"
"Something tells me that guy will be dead." Hazel comments.
"Yeah." Raven agreed.
"Indeed." Lionheart nodded.
"He shall." Tyrian smiled.
"Hopefully it's painful." Cinder smirked.
"...Hah." Jaune felt bad for the boy.
"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!"
Salem running away.
Clover shooting at the Grimm.
A Z-Grimm in a fursuit being hit with bullets.
Then Yang herself clapping her hands.
Little Monsters!
"What's that?" A child Cinder Fall asked her teacher Salem. Particulars of the blood on Salem.
"Oh, I got caught...in the middle of a jam fight." She then gave a poor excuse. Luckly, as kids they simply believed it. Yang then seen looking at the 'jam' in her hand with Salem saying, "Don't taste it, okay."
Yang, Blake, Ren, and the others agreed due to the smell the 'jam' had.
The screen then ended.
"Welp...that was pretty funny in some ways." Qrow admits.
"I found it light hearted how the mystery woman was so helpful and optimistic." Jaune gave a nod.
"Eh." Raven growled not liking it. Though she was just upset, her belief in Ozpin and that woman were too weak to survive. She was wrong.
"I'm just interested in the Z-Grimm." Watts said finding the infected rather interesting.
"If such a strain appears, I'll be sure to put them down." Ironwood declared.
Ozpin smiled, while he didn't like how his other was rather...portrayed, he did like seeing Salem looking normal again. Sure she had shorter hair and was a different skin color, but so what. She was much nicer there.
'And yet she was out of my league.' Ozpin realized.
"Glad you liked those trailers then." Mayden said. "Because now we go back to regular schedule. Let's see what's next!"
Pretty quick, huh. I hoped you enjoyed the trailers we just saw. They were Minions: Rise of Gru, Free Guy, and Little Monsters. Maybe I'll do it again another time. But for now, I'm signing off Until Next Time.