Chapter 40: Parody Songs
I saw the Star Wars Parody Song and was just inspired by it. Ah Mulan. Wasn't a bad film when I saw it as a kid. Good movie. Not to mention the Star Wars Parody Let it Go. Now on to the song.
"I'm afraid I have bad news my friends." Mayden told his audience, who looked rather confused.
"Friends? Don't fuck with us man." Qrow shouted.
"You're a deplorable being." Glynda sternly commented.
"You're insane!" Tyian added.
"As if I would ever call you a friend." James said with a stern face.
"Just...no." Lionheart shook his head.
"Fuck off." Raen gave the middle finger.
"Nobody likes you!" Jaune says.
Many others said the same thing. Having not once considered Mayden a friend.
"Wow." Mayden said unperturbed, "Such mean comments. Reminds me of the jerks who just spam mean words on the reviews just because they can."
"Reviewers?" Ozpin looked at Glynda who didn't have any idea either.
"But we're not here to talk about that." Mayden continued. "See, what I'm talking about is you folks."
"What about us?" Hazel dryly said.
"Yes. Do tell." Watts wanted to know.
"Glad you asked." Mayden cheerfully said. "See, while it's been nice not having those brats around, the next worlds I'm gonna show are the perfect thing for them, not old loser adults."
If Salem ever gained a power of a God, she'd use it to kill this man. Ozpin thinks the same thing. Not that it's limited to him alone, as almost everyone felt the same thing.
"As such," Clouds came over them with lighting coming out. Instantly everyone knew what was about to happen.
Death.
"Ha-" Before a word could even be said, lightning hit everybody but Ozpin and Salem, instant death. And while they looked fine for a moment, in a second they instantly dissipated to ashes. Mops and buckets popped out and cleaned up the mess left behind. The two immortals watching this with deadpanned looks. Seeing their friends or allies die in such a manner was...weird.
'At the least their death wasn't permanent or painful.' Ozpin thought. Not to mention unlike the rest. He noticed Jaune fall through a portal, so likely back in his world safe and sound. How lucky he is.
Salem looked where the voice of Mayden came from and asked, "Why have you spared us?"
"Cause," Mayden began with the sound of chewing bubblegum being heard. "You're immortal and would just reform. As for Ozpin, he would just find a new host. But," He stretched that 'but'. "Since we're in a closed space, he would go to either me or you."
Both Salem and Ozpin shock. Him merging with Salem. Now that was horrifying.
"As such," Mayden told them with both imagining a grin on his face. "I'll just send you to another world." A snap of fingers later, they vanished.
"It's over Ultron!" Ironman shouted with the Avengers by his side. Captain Marvel, Ms Marvel, Spider-Man, Thor, Captain America, and Wolverine facing the menacing robot.
"Please Avengers." The evil Ultron said. "Nothing can stop me." To prove his point, giant robots stepped behind him. His army is ready to fight earth's mightiest heroes. The Avengers getting ready for the battle of their lives.
"Now Avengers." Ultron raised his hand. "Di-" Then he exploded as a bright light came from within him. Someone having teleported right where he was, causing the mass to overlap his own form with space ripping his body apart. Even if it's made of some of the strongest materials on earth.
On the stand-by, Wasp and Ant-Man had their jaws drop open.
The machine army deactivated as their leader was gone.
The Avengers...surprised by this anti-climatic event.
"Where are we?"
"No idea."
Where, the ones who had just saved the world, a man of white hair and an evil looking woman just stood. Confused by what had just happened. Unaware they had just saved the day.
"Now time to get the kids." Another snap was heard in the empty theater.
"Do you, Akame, pledge to love Mercury Black with all your heart?" The priest asked Akame (present).
"Yes. I do." Akame, in a stunning wedding dress nodded.
"Then do you, Mer-"
"I do." Mercury instantly said, not wanting to deal with traditions.
By the side, Team RWBY, JN_R, and all the others from the theatre like Roman and Neo, watched. Even the Akame who had been in the theatre with them watched crying a bit with her sister Kurome and her husband Wave shedding a few tears. A giant dragon figure also swiveled a bit with his twin tailed wife also crying.
Emerald clapping for her best friend Akame while whistling.
The thief himself clapping his hand with Team CFVY giving waves of congratulations. Velvet and Coco having married rings on their fingers, and with a donation from Foz, were expecting a child.
"Then you ma-" Both Mercury and the now Akame Black kissed.
The ring givers Adam and Tock bowed. The two fully reformed and good honest faunus. Having smiles with others watching this momentous occasion.
Akame's (present) friends of the island like Hinata, Yomihime, Tobari, Suzumaru, Hisame and his wife and other allies cheered.
Suddenly a wave hit everybody. The couple Yang and Blake with dating friends Jaune and Ruby and still friends Nora and Ren then looked up. Then shrugged feeling absolutely nothing wrong. I mean, they won the war, beat the bad guys, married or dated their current partners.
Must be their imaginations.
Poof!
"Glad you're all back." Mayden told his headache induced cast. "Glad you had a fun time in the void." Sitting down was RWBY, JN_R, and Oscar. The rest, like Roman, Neo, Mercury, Emerald, and CFVY sent to the void.
"My head." Oscar rubbed his head. "What...what happened?"
"Yeah." Yang says, looking miserable. "It feels like...like I lost something important."
"Like relationships made were just severed." Nora lamented, looking at Ren.
"Our hearts...torn away." Jaune says.
"Oh, that's just the jeebies." That, and Mayden taking them away from the Akame Ga Kill world, replacing them with copies of all their memories and leaving them there, then wiping the originals he brought here of their memories. Seems some remnants of their lives were still there, but not much. Good. Now they're back to normal and things were okay.
'I even fixed the Akame situation.' Mayden smiled. Now there were two Akames without consequence. Sweet! But moving aside his brilliance, he needed work to be done. Showing these guys another world. With another snap, buckets of water appeared and splashed the children who all screamed as they were wide awake. No longer paying attention to the remnants they felt of their old lives.
"Now then, ready to watch some shows again?" He asked with a resounding yes. "Good. But first, we need one more person, as we only have eight." Team JNPR and JN_R along with Oscar was nice, but it could be better. A light appeared with everyone watching. "Everyone, allow me to introduce the P."
For a moment, everyone realized this must be it. The day JN_R will be whole.
"Salutations!" Or not. But they clapped regardless, as everyone realized who this was. A friend. A warrior. A person that also fell in Beacon. Until now!
"Penny!" Ruby cried, hugging her friend. "Oh my gosh, you're back from the dead!"
"Dead? I'm not dead." It was then Ruby looked up and saw Penny was...a lot more different than she thought. Clothing, longer hair, being more mature looking, and a bit more stacked on the chest compared to before. Weiss scowled a bit before looking at her own chest...and deflated a bit.
"Whu?" Ruby went confused by what was going on. "But, the wires. The magnetism. I mean-" Before Ruby could say anymore, she and Penny were teleported away and sitting on chairs.
"You guys can talk later. This chapter already has too long of a beginning, and this isn't even an intermission chapter yet." Mayden then says words they don't understand. "So let's get watching!"
"But-"
"Ruby!" Penny then held Ruby's hands. "We will talk later. For now...let us watch." Penny already received the necessary information from Mayden, and was excited to watch. The girl will talk to her friend later about what happened after Beacon. But for now, she wished to enjoy this with Ruby. The silver-eye girl nodded, as she sat back and summoned cookies.
"Time for you all, to hear a little song." Mayden grinned as the screen began playing. Everybody was kinda excited to hear another song.
The song slowly began with a slow tune. Showing the world of Remnant, then switches with a ship flying over the darklands.
Walking in the darklands over a bridge is a figure covered in a cloak. The scene zoom a little with the stranger, gazing at what little light is seen in the area. There it then reveals his face. An older Oscar looking sad.
"Me?" Oscar said, surprised by this. "What am I doing over there."
"Who knows." Jaune said. "But it can't be good."
"Who says?" Nora then said. "For all we know, it's Oscar ready to take down Salem."
"We can only hope." Ren nodded. But deeply he was worried. As the look on Oscar's face wasn't good. But he could be wrong.
The scene then shows a small facility utterly ruined in the Darklands. An expansion that failed, where one could see molten lava all over. Grimm walking around the dead facility.
Grimm prowl tirelessly on this land tonight
The voice of Oscar then begins.
The scene then changes to the destroyed Beacon Academy. With Oscar walking through it with dead bodies all over.
Not a Huntsmen, to be seen.
Ruby and everyone from Beacon looked down. The song is already becoming a bummer to them.
"Maybe...it'll be good later." Ruby optimistically said.
"Yeah." Yang agreed with her. Putting a hand around her sister. "Can't be that bad."
"Exactly." Penny also felt the song can turn good. They just needed to wait.
The world of Remnant is seen with Huntsmen and soldiers battling the Grimm and sometimes each other. Then it shows Oscar...with Glynda Goodwitch.
A planet gripped in turmoil, and I've knocked up Beacons Deputy.
"...!" Oscar's moth dropped with the men whistling a bit and some of the girls blushing.
"Oscar." Jaune said chuckling. "Nice play."
"Didn't see that coming." Ren smiled coyly at the young former boy.
"Woah." Yang gave the boy a thumbs up. "Nice one man."
"Nice one!?" Weiss shouted. "He did it with our teacher!"
"And he's a grown man in this one." Blake shrugged. "Big deal."
The scene goes to Oscar standing in the darkness of the once functioning Beacon. Watching as Bullheads flew by.
My aura is howling like this swirling storm inside. Couldn't keep it in,
It then shows Oscar holding a woman whose face was unseen with him crying. The house before him was destroyed.
Not since my aunt died.
Oscar was starting to think this won't be a good song.
Ignore the fear. An old lady with robotic eyes said.
Ignore the hate. Ironwood told Oscar.
No relationships. Ozpin told Oscar.
It's not so great. Oscar put his head in his hands. Conceal don't feel
Don't try to hide. It then shows a young woman with blonde hair walking alongside Oscar. Talking to him as he listened closely. From the Dark Side.
"This...can't be ood." Ruby whimpered with many starting to agree. All now watching closely of what was about to happen.
Let it flow
Ironwood was ready to shoot the woman. The very woman who looked scared with her skin starting to become pale and hair turning white.
Let it flow
Oscar then stops Ironwood by using his staff to cut off Ironwood's arm. The man screamed.
Can't hold it back anymore.
The woman, now completely pale with dark veins and white hair, shoots magical lighting from her hands, slowly killing Ironwood. Oscar watching Ironwood's death as his cybernetics blew him up and was sent flying.
Let it flow, Let it flow.
It then showed those like RWBY and JN_R along with others. Many like Qrow battling the Grimm with those fighting back against them.
I'll save my friends and end this war!
It then shows Oscar bowing to the now revealed Salem.
I pledge myself to you this day, Let my aura rage on, Ozpin only held me back anyway.
"Huh?" Oscar said farfully, shocked by what just happened.
"You're working for...Salem?" Ruby spoke softly in fear.
"The one who controls Grimm." Penny recorded this event. Nobody even asked her how she seemed to recognize Salem. All too shocked and horrified by what they've just seen. Oscar, the host of Ozpin...working with Salem willingly!
The young farm boy was scared by what was happening.
"D-don't worry." Nora then spoke to him reassuringly. "I'm sure things will turn good later on."
"Y-yes." Weiss then agreed. "This is just the first part. Continue on Mayden."
"Sure." Mayden smirked.
Good. Salem was seen speaking to Watts on a hologram, wearing a hood. Execute Order 66.
It's funny how the Dark Side. Oscar spoke with many of Atlas's new androids walking beside him.Makes everything seem small.
And the greatest Huntress I've murdered. It then shows Summer Rose alongside many kids on the ground. Summer in particular with her own head severed from her body.
A small flashback showing Summer raising a weapon with Oscar revealing his magical energy. His face glaring at Summer. Can't get to me at all.
"...Mom?" Ruby then felt a tear going down her face. Yang felt the same with the blonde fighter staring at Oscar. Unsure how to feel about him after what she just saw.
"...Damn." Nora then spoke also horrified.
"Just...what is this?" Weiss shivered while Oscar was really starting to not like this.
It's time to see what I can do. Oscap spoke using his magical powers to levitate some fruit.
It then shows Salam and her massive forces of Grimm and ships with numerous soldiers. Salem's here, the Hunstmen are through!
No right no wrong, no rules for me. Oscar is then shown riding a hoverbike in the desert of Vacuo. I'm free!
Let it Flow! Oscar is then shows using his magical powers and his staff to kill the Brawen bandits that attacked and killed his aunt. Let it flow!
He attacked in rage.
I am one with the Dark Side!
It then shows Maria dropping her weapon.
In other places it shows numerous Huntsmen falling to Atlas Droids that have been taken over, their visors red. Dying.
Let it flow!
Maria clutches her heart. Sensing more dying.
Let it flow!
Grimm striking with the machines against the Huntsman Order.
This is the end of the Huntsmen!
More dying as one fell from the sky with his vessel exploding.
If you're not with me! Ozpin and Oscar battling it out over the lava. Both with staff with magic coming off of them. Then you're my enemy!
Oscar then spoke to Salem. What do you ask of me?
"I don't think I can watch?" Ruby told her sister with Yang comforting her. Feeling the same as she saw mass murder all over. Those people being shot at and ripped apart.
"The hell is this?" Blake said to herself, feeling repulsed by what she was seeing.
It was about to get worse.
Go to Menagerie. Salem told Oscar. Wipe out Ghira Belladonna and those who follow him.
Blake gasped.
It shows Ghira talking to his fellow faunus for peace. Some machines with them when suddenly Oscar came.
My power passes through the air to close the doors.
Once the doors were closed thanks to his telekinesis, Oscar strikes. Using his magic and instantly killing Ghira and those near him.
Blake coughed with tears rising. Nora then hugging her with Oscar looking away, ashamed.
My deadly magic will wipe those faces from this world!
The machines attack to defend what little fanus were left. They didn't last long along with the rest.
My super reflexes reflect those bullet blasts!
It finally shows Oscar facing his old mentor Ozpin, who looked devastated at the path Oscar has taken.
I'm never going back! The Huntsmen are the past!
The acne then rushes showing their fight, Oscar burned alive, on a surgery table, a mask put on. Then finally-
Let it flow! Oscar speaking in a robotic voice, in a new suit that saved his life. Let it flow! And I'll rise with my cybernetic limbs!
Cinder, Watts, Hazel, Tyrian, and numerous Grimm came into the room. Watching their new ally rise.
Let it flow! Let it flow!
It then shows a younger happier Oscar doing some farm work. The memory fading away.
That farmer boy is gone.
Here I stand! On this darkest day!
The Grimm howled at the darkness their new master held. Salem's members smiling with Salem herself showing a grin at her most powerful ally yet as Oscar ripped himself from his restraints. Destroying the very room around them.
Let the Grimm rage on!
Vader is a better name anyway.
The scene then ends.
"..." With Oscar staying silent, at the fear of what this version of him became. A happy tune...yet such a tragic end. The young boy looks at Ruby.
"Oscar!" Who then hugs him without hesitation. Even though his other killed her mom, she still hugged him. "Don't worry.' She told him. "That won't happen to you."
"Like we'll let it happen to anybody!" Jaune declared with a mix of anger but defiance. "No way any of us will fall for those tricks!"
"Indeed." Ren glared at the screen. "Clearly Salem manipulated you and those around her. Similar to the fall of Beacon. We won't allow such a thing to happen to us."
"Yeah!" Nora jumped in.
"And we won't fall for such tricks." Weiss then stared at the invisible entity known as Mayden. "No matter what you show us."
"Back bone huh." Mayden said. "Lame, but I can't say I hate it."
"Is this all you're going to show us?" Weiss snided.
"Nah." Mayden told her. "Got one more. One that might be a bit more hopeful."
The screen then turned on.
"Enjoy."
The new scene begins, with a modified unique Bullhead falling from the sky. It then falls into a swampy area where a young Jaune Arc comes out who then pulls out a gun at Maria who turns away.
"It's me?' Jaune said while also feeling a bit guilty pulling a gun onto an old lady.
"Definitely popular." Nora smiled at her leader. "Bet you're some kinda super soldier that'll save the day."
"As if?' Weiss pushed some of her hair back. "He just crashed. If anything, this is just him in an accident."
"Or may be onto something bigger." Blake gave her own answer.
"We'll just have to watch and find out." Yang ate some food.
A small robot beeped with Jaune. Then, the lady speaks.
Trained at Mon Calamari Opera School I was. She spoke to Jaune in a sassy way. The young boy smiled. Bet you didn't know that, Arc. Hmpph.
"I like her." Ruby never met this woman, but she liked the woman already.
"She does give a unique vibe." Blake says her own thoughts.
"Bet she'll be essential to the story." Nora also added to Ren's confusion.
Let's get down to business. Maria told Jaune, forcing him to climb the vines of the trees. It then shows Oscar no turned Vader, speaking to Salem. To defeat the Grimm!
Jaune jumps up to avoid obstacles doing a flip while carrying Maria.
To complete your training. Maria watches Jaune continue his training. A memory coming to her back when she trained numerous Huntsmen children. Is my only wish.
You're the oldest Padawan I've had. Maria tells Jaune while poking him with her staff. But you can bet, before we're through.
I will make
She is seen standing on Jaune's foot while he's positioning himself with his hands on the ground.
A Huntsman
Jaune is running through the forest with determination on his face.
Out of you
"Being trained by a wise lady." Jaune spoke to himself while leaning back. "That sounds neat." If only that happened to him before.
"She definitely seems like a good teacher." Blake agreed with Jaune's assessment. "I mean. Old people are known to be wise."
"Like Uncle Qrow and I." Ruby laughed.
Feel the World's Aura around you. Maria tells Jaune, waving her hands across the land they stood upon. Me, the rock, the Tree.
If you choose the dark path. It shows Oscar before his turn in the Darklands. Then shows the head of Vader...only for Jaune to see his own head inside it! It rules your destiny!
"Don't worry Jaune." Ren places a hand on his leader's shoulder. "It's just saying not to fall to deep into darkness like Oscar did."
"Uh-hu!" Nora told him. "No way you'll enter darkness."
"I may not know you," Penny told Jaune. "But I believe you'll make the right choices."
"Hehe. Thanks guys." Jaune smiled.
It then shows Jaune with his shield and sword, facing Vader's magic. Later on Salem.
You must confront Vader and his Empress.
Jaune then seemed to be holding his hands concentrating.
With your Aura as your ally.
It would appear Jaune is trying to take out the ship, but sadly failing.
Only then, will you be a Huntsman.
Judge me, by my size, do you? Maria spoke to Jaune.
Kinda think I'm someone's brother. Jaune told the ghost of Ozpin.
Your predecessor's magical power was off the scale. Ozpin told Jaune. Recalling when he found out.
That boy was our last hope. Ozpin told Maria, referring to Oscar.
No he's not, there is another. Maria told Ozpin. Referring to Jaune this time.
I don't believe it! Jaune told Maria who only told him one thing.
That is why you fail!
It then shows Qrow and Raven preparing for battle.
"Uncle Qrow and Raven!" Okay, Yang was now amazed by this. She never thought she'd see her uncle and mom working together after all this time.
"Looks like this battle is forcing many to work together." Blake gave her thoughts on what was going on.
"Hey Mayden, what is this?" Ruby asked.
"A battle involving everyone on Remnant. Where sometimes as Blake said, the bad work with the good to defeat a greater evil." Heck, and imagine if they saw the actual Star Wars! More to life than just simple planets. It was galactic inthe Star Wars universe.
He could only wonder what new adventurers the Star Wars universe will show.
(A Huntsman)
You must be swift as the flying Bullhead. Maria told Jaune while lifting the Bullhead out of the swamp, much to Jaune's amazement.
(A Huntsman!)
Qrow attacking Tyrian with the scorpion faunus giggling madly.
With no attachments to slow your course.
Jaune's long-lost sister Saphron was seen alongside Amber with Jaune hanging out with the wild but reliable Ren.
(A Huntsman!)
Ozpin is then set facing someone with the remains of his magic coming off of him. It's shown to be Vader, the two fighting against one another. Until Vader strikes Ozpin who suddenly vanishes away.
We are the last of the Huntsmen Order!
Maria is seen with her staff suddenly extending with a skull showing at the front, wielding it with a deadly aura coming off from her.
I'll help you take down the darkness of the World's Aura!
"This woman is really amazing." Ruby said feeling a kinship to her. "Do you think she's in our world?" She then asked Yang.
"Probably." The blonde shrugged. "I wouldn't be surprised if she was."
"If she does exist, then I wonder who she would be?" Weiss asked herself, pondering the identity of this old lady.
While Jaune's machine friend wandered a bit, it then shows Maria walking slowly and unwell.
Twilight is upon me.
It then shows Salem with Vader. An army of Grimm behind them rampaging as they destroyed another village.
And the Grimm still thrive!
Maria is then shown resting her head tired.
Mind what I have taught you. It shows Maria withstanding an electric blast from Salem. The old Huntress survived and sent back along with Salem, keeping a grip on the building, but unable to hang on and fell. For you must survive!
"She fought Salem...Awesome!" Ruby cheered.
"She should have gone for the knees!" Nora raised her hands in celebration.
"She's certainly spunky despite her age." Oscar joked.
"She fights well despite looking in her eighties." Jaune admired her. Glad his alternative was being trained in good hands.
"She certainly isn't falling behind in combat." Yang chuckled.
Do, or do not there is no try. Maria told Jaune. My only quest before I die
Jaune is then seen battling an illusion of Vader himself.
Is to train, the last of, the Huntsman!
Maria's form then vanishes, becoming one with the World's Aura.
(A Huntsman!)
I must be swift as the flying Bullhead!
Jaune began speaking, flying a Bullhead with others close behind him.
(A Huntsman!)
I know attachments won't slow my course!
Jaune wields his blade with Blake behind him. Later he and Cardin are together with many such as Saphron, Blake, Ren, and others with them.
(A Huntsman!)
Now I'm the last of the Huntsmen Order
Jaune is then taken by Vader into a wicked castle. Where standing by are numerous Grimm growling at him.
It's time to take down the Dark Side of the World!
At last it shows Salem who turns to meet Jaune. The screen turning dark
"Welcome young Arc. I have been expecting you."
The screen turns off.
"Well," Nora then speaks up. "Looks like our fearless leader is meeting the big bad herself." She then punches Jaune in the shoulder. "Break her legs!"
"Can he even win?" Weiss asked, not trying to be rude but realistic. "I mean, he's facing a great enemy, who has an army of Grimm."
"I believe in him." Ruby said, giving a respectful nod to Jaune. "You get her Jaune!"
"Yeah!" Yang joined in. "Show that hag who's boss!"
"We believe in you." Ren smiled at his friend.
"Hehe. I can try." Jaune felt happy by the cheers given to him. It made him wonder how that version of him will do. Oh well, he can only hope for the best. Who knows, maybe he will win.
"Try indeed." Mayden said. "But for now, onto other matters. Another world to see. And I know just the one." The screen turned on, ready to show the Teams the next world.
Not sure if I did perfect with those songs. But eh, you try as you live. Hopefully you enjoyed them. In any case, the next world will be a fanfiction story I got permission of. And yeah, the Bad Side and Good Side of Ozpin and Salem's factions are gone. Shame, but the next few worlds I have planned won't really be good for them, and need a younger touch like RWBY. Until Next Time.