Chapter 13: Frozen Free for all
Author's note: My friend told me to change my style of writing I don't know if it is better or worse
At the Iceberg Lounge
High society guests are being greeted by a short man with a pointy nose in a top hat, monocle, fur coat, and holding a purple umbrella. He is Oswald Cobblepot also known as the Penguin. He announces to his guests
"Welcome to the Iceberg Lounge, we hope you have a splendid time here tonight." The audience applauses and Penguin takes a bow. After he does this, however, a big truck crash through the building. The truck is nonother than Joker's truck filled with villains and loot from the GCPD. But after the crash, Joker along with Mammoth gets launched into the fountain and the truck get's stuck high on the wall. This scares the guests and they run out the door, upsetting Penguin. But to his delight gold, cash, weapons, and gadgets begin raining down from the truck all over the lounge. A jewel falls in front of the Penguin which makes him smile with greed. He grabs the jewel but his hand is struck which sends the jewel onto the chandelier. It was caused by the whip of Catwoman and she says
"Hands off bird brain" Catwoman lands in front of him startling Penguin. Beside her is the multiple fiend Two-face and the mistress of misfortune, Jinx. From around the club is flashing red and blue lights, as well as police officers surrounding the place. One of the officers yells out
"There they are!" Penguin nervously yells out to the officer
"Officers, please help, these villains are trying to return me to my life of crime!" Another officer answers saying sarcastically
"Yeah, right Penguin" Penguin then frowns as Catwoman looks around at all the loot. Penguin then says
"Well, my feline friend, why don't we combine our efforts to gather up these sublime spoils?" Catwoman and Two-Face nod in agreement.
From the piano
Scarecrow wakes up from being unconscious and sees something of interest to him and smiles. It is a brown plane that is fueled by his Fear Gas. He starts the engine and begins flight inside the club. Scarecrow exclaims
"Move out of the way of my Scareplane" The plane flies around filling the guest full of terror. But suddenly from the shadows, Batgirl glides onto the wing of the plane. She tries to land the plane but has to deal with Scarecrow fighting and flying the plane at the same time.
Back with Catwoman, Two-Face, Jinx, and Penguin
Catwoman, Two-face, and Jinx search for loot and finds Riddler behind the bars shaking his head from the impact of the collision. Catwoman helps him up and says
"Come on Nygma, you're lucky I need your help." He gets up and replies as he rolls his eyes
"Lucky me" They walk to the Penguin who is hearing a knocking sound. He places it at the back door. Riddler opens his eyes and sees his old partner and says
"Cobblepot, it's been forever. Do you mind if I join you?" Penguin looks at Riddler and smiles and nods yes. Riddler catches up to Penguin and the two walk over to it but notices it is teaming with officers. So Penguin takes out his umbrella and points it at the officers. He pulls the trigger and fires one bullet at the shark tank which washes away the cops. The two laugh at the officers' misfortune.
Back to Catwoman, Jinx, and Riddler
They are looking around when suddenly a black and blue figure lands in front of them. It is no other than Nightwing. He says
"Okay villains, let's make a deal. You guys surrender and make it easy for all of us and I will make sure each of you gets your own personalized cell." After he says this he feels a strange heat sensation coming behind him. It is a homing launcher missile which explodes, sending him flying hitting the VIP section. Catwoman looks around to see where the missile came from and sees Two-Face with his RPG. He says to Catwoman
"Well now that I got my stuff back, heads I stay and help, tails I leave" he flips a coin "tails, I leave" He fires a shot clearing a path of cops. He begins walking as Catwoman yells out in anger
"Why you Two-faced" taking a second to realize what she said "Two-Face!" Jinx interrupts asking
"As much of I love fighting as much as the next villain, shouldn't we leave?" Catwoman responds with
"Not yet, I still need my lovely jewel on that chandelier. But I can't get it with Scarecrow and Batgirl fighting around it."
Back to Riddler and Penguin
The two are fighting many officers knocking them unconscious. Riddler notices Nightwing unconscious and gets an idea. He runs over and takes out a green box covered in question marks. Nightwing begins to wake up and Riddler says
"Okay, Nightwing, Riddle me this, What is something Nick knows and Ethan hunts for this?" Nightwing looks at him with bafflement Riddler replies as he throws the box at Nightwing "Answer, Cage" The box pops open revealing a green cage trapping Nightwing in the VIP section. Riddler runs back to Penguin who has finally got to the knocking door, he opens it revealing the villain Clayface. Penguin asks
"Clayface? Couldn't you have just gone under the door?" Clayface answers
"Didn't think of it" The three begin laughing
Back to Catwoman and Jinx
Jinx brings up to Catwoman
"So you need that plane to go down? I can do that" She fires purple energy blasts from her hand, which hits the plane.
On the Scareplane
Scarecrow yells out
"No! I'm going down!" Batgirls jumps off the plane gliding down to the floor. The plane hits the chandelier making it sway back and forth slowly.
Back to Catwoman and Jinx
Batgirl lands in front of them and she says
"None of you villains are leaving" This alerts everyone. She throws a Batarang at Catwoman but she dodges and then pounces on her, scratching her. Clayface treads over and forms his right hand into a hammer and attempts to swing at her. But his efforts are interrupted when she tosses a metal pellet at Clayface which pops opens freezing him into place. Riddler presses a button on his cane which makes it electrified, he then pokes Batgirl with it shocking her. Jinx smiles before she snaps her fingers, unfreezing Clayface. He swings at Batgirl who is unaware of him thawing gets sent flying out the window. The villains slightly celebrate with their victory. The chandelier stops swaying and the jewel falls down and into Catwoman's right hand. Catwoman pleased with Jinx's work says
"Jinx was it? You did good, how would you like to join the legion of doom?" Jinx becomes excited and nods yes anxiously. "Riddler, Penguin, take Jinx to the Hall of Doom, Clayface and I will dispose of Nightwing" The three leave Catwoman and Clayface alone in the club. Suddenly behind Catwoman, the jewel is taken. She notices and turns around and sees Owlman. He says
"Nice, I could make good money on this." Catwoman startled and upset but not showing it says
"Like it, it's yours. I'm just going to go." She grabs Clayface and runs out of the building. Owlman still observing the jewel unaware it gets taken by Commissioner Gordon. He says
"Owlman, Commissioner Gordon good job, I guess since the Justice League is out of town, these villains think they own the place. I was a little concerned about you Earth-3 heroes, but you're all right." He looks at Owlman confusingly. Owlman asks
"Umm, is something wrong?" Gordon answers with
"Oh no, it's nothing, it's just Batman always leaves without saying goodbye," Owlman says
"Well if we are done here, I best be going. See ya soon"
To Lincoln and his crew of villainy
The group looks tired from walking for a while, especially Lincoln, Clock King, and Ratcatcher. Cheetah tells them
"Almost there" They stop in awe of a building emerging from a swamp. "The Hall of Doom, home of the Legion of Doom" At the entrance, is none other than Catwoman. She says
"Well, hello fellow feline, what's this. Silver Banshee, Ratcatcher, Clock King and Metallo, haven't seen you all in while. And who is this?" Cheetah answers
"This is Rookie, we just got out of Strikers Island can we come in?" Catwoman moves out of the way letting them all into the Hall of Doom
End of Chapter 13