drabble request from stlgeekgirl on tumblr: "I prefer blondes." Crack!Fic.
"You're being rude!" Molly scolded.
"You're being unreasonable!" Sherlock argued.
"You're too stubborn," Molly countered.
John and Greg stood in the lab watching this strange argument unfold. They had walked in on it, not knowing what had started it to begin with, but it was amusing.
"Would you just listen to me?" Sherlock asked.
"Not a chance," Molly replied curtly.
"You're being mean; I prefer it when you're nice," he complained.
"I prefer it when you're not being a total git," Molly told him.
"Yeah? Well, I prefer blondes!" Sherlock exclaimed. John and Greg looked on in confusion as Molly burst out laughing with Sherlock.
"What was that, Sherlock?" she laughed.
"I was just trying to break the tension," he explained.
"Well, it worked," Molly said, doubling over with giggles.
"Uh, what were you two fighting about?" Greg asked.
"She was sitting at the lab table I always use for my experiments and I promptly removed her," Sherlock informed them.
"That's all?" John asked. "You two are something." Sherlock took a sip of his coffee and made a face.
"Molly, you only put one sugar in," he whined.
"Serves you right," she said, sticking her tongue out.
"Very mature," Sherlock remarked, rolling his eyes.
"Ugh, you dark and broody types. Maybe I prefer blondes," Molly teased.
"Really?" he asked.
"Of course not, you silly man," she laughed. "Come here and I'll give you more sugar." John and Greg turned away from their make-up snogging.
"Strangest relationship I've ever seen," Greg commented with a chuckle.