Hi! I've been trying to work on my oneshots, but what's coming out are drabbles instead, so I hope you enjoy them in the meantime! They vary in length, but none of them top one thousand words, so I'm calling them all drabbles. Thanks for your support!
His crew found him while the tattoo artist was finishing the S.
"You seriously want ASL tattooed on your arm?" Masked Deuce asked doubtfully, although Ace wasn't convinced he was the best judge of fashion considering he never took off his damn mask. "Isn't that weird?" The tattoo artist simply shrugged his shoulders.
"If that's what the man wants." Ace figured that was the business line for 'not my problem'.
"It is," he stated.
"But doesn't the L stand for Luffy? I thought you didn't want to draw attention to your little brother," Mihar pointed out, making Ace jerk his arm away from the tattooist.
"Hey!" The man protested.
"Oh, shit! Take it off!" The panicky fire-user tried to burn it off, but the sea stone ring he was wearing prevented him from completing that particular act of idiocy.
"I can't take it off, you retard! It's a tattoo!" The man snapped. Apparently professional only went so far here.
"What do I do?! What do I do?!" Ace questioned, completely freaking out.
"You could make it your name instead," Skull suggested.
"My name is spelt with a C," Ace snapped.
"You could write ASS instead, that would suit." Ace sent Aggie 68 a look that promised pain as soon as he was free to move.
"Just cross it out," he decided.
"You want me to cross out the S and then put CE under it?" The tattoo artist clarified, sounding really doubtful. Ace nodded firmly.
"You know everyone's going to think you can't spell your own name, Captain," Saber pointed out and Ace's eyes narrowed in irritation.
"That's not far from the truth," Masked Deuce added, making Ace clench his teeth, wondering why the hell he'd picked up these idiots.
"Shut up."