Winx sports AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if Bloom played several sports on Earth, most notably Football martial arts like Judo and Jujitsu and wrestling? Well…. The magical dimensions are in for a surprise. AU OOC some bashing some femslash.)
"Someone stop that man!" One police officer yelled as he chased down a petty thief in the mall of Magix where most of the three schools were since it was a weekend a few days after the start of the school year. Bloom of Earth looked up and spotted the thief running right towards her causing her to smirk slightly as she set down her book on sports in the magical realms.
"Down. Set hut. Hut. Hike." Bloom muttered to herself with a smirk as she got into a ready position before she bodily tackled the thief. They rolled for a minute before they separated and the thief came up with a knife while Bloom had the purse in her hand.
"Bloom!" Flora screamed as the man charged at her while Bloom tossed the pocketbook to Musa. Everyone could only stare slightly as Bloom grabbed the guy's wrist and twisted it so that he dropped the knife as she pushed him against the floor easily despite the fact that the guy must've had a good sixty pounds on her at the least.
"Next time you pull a blade on me…make sure you can at least cut me a little bit. That wasn't even a challenge." Bloom said casually as she released the guy when the stunned policeman walked up to her.
"T-Thanks for your help Miss. H-How did you do that?" The policeman asked staring at Bloom shocked just like everyone else was.
"Eh, it was just a simple Jujitsu move. Not difficult at all to do." Bloom said with a shrug of her shoulders.
"How'd you tackle him like that though Bloom?" Musa asked staring at her friend in shock and curiosity.
"Eh, I was a linebacker for four years surrounded by a bunch of testosterone fueled guys constantly. He's not the biggest guy I've tackled before." Bloom said with another shrug as she took the purse from Musa and handed it back to its owner before picking up her book and sitting down. Only after she had sat down and started to read again did Bloom falter slightly when she noticed everyone still staring at her, policeman and thief included.
"W-What are you all staring at me for? Did I do something wrong or insulting by accident again?" Bloom asked looking at everyone confused and looking slightly wary. Being raised away from magic meant she didn't have a clue about the other realms cultures and customs until she accidentally did something wrong. It wouldn't be the first time she's insulted multiple people without trying or meaning to.
"No Ms. Bloom. You've done nothing insulting or wrong. We were all merely…surprised at your actions. Usually the Alfea and Cloud Tower students leave the fighting to the boys and don't bother learning how to do it themselves." Griselda spoke up from a few tables over, pushing her glasses back up her nose from where they had fallen in her surprise.
"Don't see why… guys won't be around to protect them all the time and what if someone could seal away their magic? They'd be useless in a fight without it…" Bloom said frowning at how foolish and stupid that seemed to her.
"Thank the dragon! I've been saying that for years!" Griffin said throwing her hands up in the air, causing everyone except her fellow teachers to stare at her as if she were crazy. The other teachers just snickered in amusement.
"Who you calling useless pixie?" Stormy snarled as she stomped over to slap the book out of Bloom's hand.
"You will be useless if you don't back the fuck up out of my face." Bloom said standing and glaring just as darkly back at the witch who honestly looked surprised that the red head was standing up to her. Many jaws hit the ground at not only the earth raised freshman fairy standing up to the senior witch, but also at hearing said fairy curse.
"Oh yeah and what can you do about it?" Stormy demanded glaring even darker and causing Bloom to smirk as she pulled a football out of her backpack.
"Here hold this for a minute and you'll see." Bloom said smirking as Stormy looked befuddled but held the ball. Bloom turned and walked a few feet away before getting into her linebacker position.
"If you don't want to get hurt. You'd better start running after I say 'hike'." Bloom advised the frizzy haired witch to every one's confusion.
"Down. Set. Hut. Hut. Hike!" Bloom said before she took off towards Stormy who let out a yelp as she ran for it, the ball still in her hands. She may be fast in the air but she was rather slow on the ground, especially in her heels and the thought of flying didn't even cross her mind. Bloom caught up to her in mere seconds.
"There. Now tell me that didn't hurt. I dare you." Bloom said smirking as she stood up from slamming into Stormy shoulder first, sending the witch sprawling to the ground and dropping the ball.
"And to think I was holding back so I didn't break any of your bones. Might want to have your ankle looked at though, it looks like you twisted or sprained it as you fell." Bloom said smirking as she picked up her football and calmly walked back to her seat, picking her book up off of the floor on her way.
"What was the point of her holding the ball?" Griselda asked confused.
"So I didn't feel bad about knocking her on her ass like that later. During a game it's my job to tackle whoever has the ball. Since she had the ball, guess who my target was?" Bloom said with a smirk as she tossed the ball up into the air before catching it easily when it came back down.
"Interesting and what game was this again?" Wizgiz asked looking at the red head in disbelief and slight interest. Perhaps these earth sports might not be too bad…
"It's called football. I'll be happy to teach anyone how to play if they want to learn how, just make sure you have some good blockers if you're facing against me." Bloom said with a smirk as she put her football away and shouldered her bag, a soccer ball under her arm since it wouldn't fit into her book bag.
"Why's that?" Riven called challenging and making Bloom smirk at him over her shoulder. Her smirk and words causing a shiver to run down a few of the listening peoples spines.
"Cause if you're holding the ball and on the opposite side without a good blocker…I will do my job and knock you on your ass so hard you'll be seeing tweety fucking birds for hours."