Football winx club

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if Bloom had been more athletically minded… as well as openly bi? What if she had introduced the magical dimensions to some earth sports… most notably Football and soccer! Au OOC femslash and maybe some slash.)

"So you guys don't have any of the good sports here?" Bloom asked in disappointment as she looked at the teachers after questioning them on the different sports in the magical realms.

"Good sports? Like what?" Griselda asked raising an eyebrow at the red head who looked at her in something akin to horror. All of them were out in Magix when Bloom asked them since none of her friends seemed to know the answer.

"Are you serious? Soccer? Softball? Basketball? Kendo? Martial arts? Football?" Bloom questioned wide eyed while many of the teachers were amused at how she was acting but grateful that at least one of their new students was more interested in something other than shopping and boys.

"I've never heard of those sports before." Wizgiz said causing Bloom to look at him in disbelief and terror.

"Hey pretty girl! Why don't you bring some of that sugar over here?" One Red Fountain senior said leering at a nearby Alfea freshman named Anna and causing the teachers and Bloom to stare at him in disgust. That wasn't anyway to talk to a girl.

To Anna's credit she just ignored the guy as she walked past him to go across the road, causing him to scowl and grab her by her arm roughly.

"Let go jerk!" Anna said trying to get her arm free while the teachers scowled and moved to intervene.

"Don't ignore me!" The guy said glaring at Anna while Bloom growled.

"Hey Jerk wad!" Bloom yelled as she dropped the black and white ball she carried with her almost everywhere. All the heads whipped towards her as the ball fell towards the ground before Bloom reared her leg back and kicked it. Everyone could only stare shocked as the ball flew across the road, thankfully not hitting any of the cars, and hit the guy right in the face. The senior was knocked back, letting go of Anna, and laid on his back on the side walk as the ball rolled to a stop in front of the shocked Anna. Bloom lowered her outstretched leg before rushing across the road to check on Anna.

"You okay Anna?" Bloom asked looking at the girls arm worried.

"Y-yeah it's just a bruise." Anna said staring at Bloom wide eyed.

"Well here let me heal that up for you." Bloom said with her hand glowing orange as she held it over the bruise, healing it instantly.

"Look out!" Palladium yelled at them, causing Bloom to whip around in time to tackle the senior before he could swing the sword in his hands at them.

"You. Chose. The. Wrong. Girls. To. Attack. In. The. Wrong. Place!" Bloom said as she rained punches down on the seniors face while he was helpless to stop her.

"Learn how to treat girls how they're supposed to be treated asshole!" Bloom said standing and spitting on him, leaving him with a broken and bleeding nose, and a couple of missing teeth.

"He didn't get a chance to hit you did he Anna?" Bloom asked looking at the girl worried while everyone stared at her wide eyed and in shock. She was a freshman fairy… and she just took down a red Fountain senior with pure physical strength…WHAT THE HELL?!

"I-I'm fine." Anna said when Bloom looked at her worried and began to look her over for injury.

"Good or else I would have broken his jaw too." Bloom said nodding with a smile on her face.

"Um… not like I want to sound ungrateful or anything but… how did you do that? Are all earth girls like you?" Anna asked staring at Bloom who just laughed.

"Nah. Most earth girls are just like most girls in Magix. I'm one of a kind! I played sports and took martial arts on Earth so I know how to fight a bit." Bloom said with a modest grin and shrug of her shoulders.

"A bit? You completely trashed him!" Anna said as the teachers rushed over to check on the two.

"Nah I didn't hurt him that-"

"You little bitch!" The senior roared staggering up and lunging towards Bloom.

"Excuse me for a minute." Bloom said calmly as she stopped the guy cold with one hand.

"I–"Bloom said tossing the boy up slightly as she glared at him hard.

"Was in the middle-"Bloom continued as she kicked him in the gut.

"Of a conversation!" Bloom finished by throwing the boy clear over the road and into a building.

"Okay. What were we talking bout?" Bloom asked calmly as she turned back to Anna and the teachers.

"Hot damn! Who's the little ass kicking hottie?" Ediltrude asked: her, her sister, and Griffin having walked onto the scene just in time to see Bloom open a can of kick ass on the guy.

"That depends on three things. Who's asking? Why? And what's in it for me?" Bloom asked right back with a smirk on her face as she looked at the three adult witches. All three stared at her for a minute before exchanging looks and grinning. They liked this girl.

"I'm Ediltrude. This is my sister, Zarathustra, and our best friend/employer Griffin." Ediltrude said grinning as she introduced herself and the two with her.

"Okay that's one question then. My names Bloom, this is my friend and classmate Anna. Judging by the looks to the teachers, you three already know them." Bloom said giving the three a wicked grin in greeting while Anna waved timidly. Unlike Bloom, she knew who these three women were and she was a bit… scared of them and their reputation.

"Is that your real name or a fake one?" Griffin asked smirking at the girl who smirked back.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Bloom asked right back as she looked at the older woman.

"I like you kid!" Griffin said snickering while Bloom just smirked wider.

"Good! That means I might not have to hurt you! Since you three seem like the type to know, where can I find some alcohol around here?" Bloom asked causing the nearby fairies, witches, and heroes alike to stare at her in disbelief. The three adult witches stared at her for a minute in shocked silence before they grinned like sharks.

"I love this girl!" Zarathustra said as she and her twin threw their heads back laughing, cackling more like, while Griffin cracked up as well.

"Stick with us red. We'll show you all the best places to go drinking or buy liquor. You old enough to drink?" Ediltrude asked tossing an arm over around Blooms shoulders.

"Would it matter either way? Who let's pesky little things like laws or restrictions stop them from having a bit of fun and raising a little hell?" Bloom asked shrugging her shoulders and causing the witches to grin wider.

"Fairies and the 'good' heroes." Zarathustra deadpanned causing Bloom to shrug again.

"Well I guess I'm not your normal fairy then cause I don't give a damn." Bloom said uncaringly and causing the witches to grin almost impossibly wider.

"Hey Fara! Can I keep this fairy? She's the only one you've had in years that's completely awesome!" Griffin said laughing and causing Bloom to snort.

"Fara?" Bloom asked raising an eyebrow.

"Eh Faragonda is such a mouth full so I might as well shorten it." Griffin said shrugging her shoulders unrepentantly while Bloom smirked. She was so stealing that nickname for the headmistress.

"Sorry that I left my cat collar at home, would've been nice to have a tag with an address on it." Bloom said causing Zarathustra to snicker as she high-fived the red head.

"We can get you a new magical one at this little shop I know." Zarathustra reassured the red head who smirked at her.

"Kinky. Do you have cat ears and a tail too?" Bloom asked with a slight leer causing Ediltrude to snicker at her sister.

"Do you?" Zarathustra shot right back only for Bloom to look smug as a pair of red cat ears popped out of the top of her head and a red and gold tail swished behind her lazily.

"That answer your question?" Bloom asked looking at them with a smirk as they jaw dropped.

"Are those actually real?!" Zarathustra asked grabbing the tail and checking it to see if it was actually real.

"Hey wait don't touch-" Bloom was cut off when she collapsed to her knees giving a very lewd moan when Zarathustra tugged slightly on her cat ears. Everyone that heard blushed bright red as Bloom was on her knees with a bright pink face glaring up at Zarathustra as she breathed heavily, almost panted really.

"D-Don't touch 'm ears." Bloom growled out slightly as she covered her ears with her hands, glaring rather cutely with the pout on her face.

"So cute!" DuFour squealed rushing forward and glomping Bloom, causing the girl to yelp slightly and disappear in a swirl of fire.

Everyone blinked as DuFour coughed slightly from the smoke that this left behind as she looked at the cat girl who was hiding behind Griffin now. No one knew what was more surprising, Bloom's sudden actions or DuFour's response to it.

"The fuck?"