Bloom kicks ass AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if during the ball when the Trix attacked Bloom she didn't even need to activate her magic? She just used no magic to kick their butt…although she shocked the crap out of a few people too. AU OOC femslash and bashing.)
"Aww look at the magicless pixie trying to fight." Darcy cooed mockingly at Bloom who merely smirked as she picked herself up from the earthquake that the mind bender had started.
"Hey Musa. You hearing me okay?" Bloom asked putting a hand to something in her ear, causing the Trix to look at her confused as she seemed to completely ignore them.
At the party Musa stopped playing the DJ station all of a sudden as she put a hand to her ear, like the other three Winx girls.
"Hey B! This invention of yours and T's works like C to the H to the A to the R to the M! It sounds like you're right next to me!" Musa said into the device at her ear.
"Glad to hear it M. But listen I'm in a bit of a jam right now." Bloom said into her device causing all the Winx to tense. They had learned by accident that Bloom was a whole two years younger than them well three for Stella, she was the baby of the group…and they are very protective of their baby 'sister'.
"Yeah? What kind of jam? Do you need some back up?" Musa asked her eyes narrowed dangerously while her hands were fists at her sides. The other girls had similar looks in their eyes. Anyone try to hurt their baby sister and no one would ever find their bodies.
"Nah. No back up needed for these three. But some tunes would be nice." Bloom said grinning and causing Musa to nod her head slightly, although she didn't relax.
"Sure thing B. What kinda tunes do ya want?" Musa asked as she moved her hands back towards the DJ booth.
"Well…War by Sick Puppies is a good start. If it lasts much longer than that just go from there with your best judgment. You are the music expert." Bloom pointed out causing Musa to grin as her hands worked furiously at the DJ booth.
"Sure thing Red. Who ya fighting anyhow?" Musa asked causing the teachers to start. A fight?! Where?!
"Oh you'll see in a minute. They look ready to blast me through-"Bloom was cut off by an explosion as the red head was thrown through the glass wall by Stormy.
"The wall." Bloom finished rubbing her head as she sat up.
"Bloom!" The other Winx jumped up, ready to transform and kick ass hopefully in that order.
"I'm still alive! Those tunes would be nice now Musa!" Bloom called over her shoulder as she stood up. Musa immediately went back to what she had been doing and a beat quickly came over the stereo as the Trix flew in after Bloom angrily. For their part Tecna got some video cameras to record the inevitable beat down, Stella and Flora got some bags of popcorn, and Musa was wearing a beer cap filled with soda.
"Let's do this!"
Bloom sang the line in time with the music as she jumped to her feet and grinned viciously at the witches.
"Faking falls, stop and stall, take it all"
Bloom pretended to fall to dodge an attack from Stormy before easily lunging forward and tackling the storm witch.
"Fact is I'm taking mine, I'm taking mine"
A pulling of the arms and a kick to the back sent Stormy falling to the ground with a cry of slight pain as Bloom let her go in order to dodge some icicles from Icy.
"Time is up, out of luck
Should've stood up when you had the time"
At that Bloom had jumped clean over Icy's head and put the blue haired girl in a choke hold.
"But you're out of time
Let's do this, fight, fight, fight, fight"
Icy was released when Darcy launched an attack at Bloom that would make her dizzy, if Bloom had kept her eyes open. At the first dizzying movement Bloom had closed her eyes and decided to fight blind.
"Lock and load, rock and roll
Bitch, it's all over, you're going down"
Bloom had managed to dodge another attack from a pissed off Stormy without opening her eyes, before simply decking Icy and jumping back.
"You're going down
Get ready to settle the score
And get ready to face the floor"
At this part Bloom had jumped over Darcy and tackled her from behind, grabbing her by the back of the head and slamming her face first into the floor.
"Cause it's time to remember it
War
This is war and it's on tonight"
Bloom cheerfully sang along with the song as she blindly took on the three seniors… and was kicking some serious behind much to everyone's shock and slight amusement.
"So get up and fight, get up and fight
You've had all your life to run and hide
Now step up, now step up, let's do this"
Bloom ducked under another attack and head-butted Darcy hard.
"Sat around, going down
How about a little reaction, man?
You can barely stand
Bitch slap, slow attack"
More than a few students snickered when Stormy had literally been bitch slapped clear over a table.
"Man, that was practically suicide
Next in line"
Here Icy tried to attack only to get snap kicked in the chin by the red head.
"Go, fight, fight, fight, fight
Fight, fight, fight, fight
Get ready to settle the score
And get ready to face the floor"
Here Stormy and Darcy tried to attack her from opposite sides at the same time, only for her to back flip clear over the attacks which hit the two witches and sent them flying back.
"Cause it's time to remember it
War
This is war and it's on tonight
So get up and fight, get up and fight"
Here Icy decided to attack a nearby student that was snickering at her but Bloom got in the way, letting the icicles hit her in the stomach and chest area but not slowing her assault at all.
"Oh that's it. No more nice Dragon." Bloom growled causing her dorm mates to smirk as they held the teachers and other students back from intervening with some spells. All four of them were enjoying the beat down as they shared popcorn and split some sodas.
"You've had all your life to run and hide
Now step up, now step up, let's do this
'Cause we're all about ready to break"
Here Bloom tackled Icy and pulled her arm clear out of it's socket, causing the icy blue haired girl to scream out in pain.
"And we're all about ready to break
Yeah, we're all about ready to break
Yeah, we're all about ready to break"
Here Bloom seemed to have stopped holding back as she slammed her fist into Darcy's nose, breaking it and knocking the girl out cold.
"This is war and it never ends
So get up, get up, get up, get up"
Bloom had literally roared the last two words which sent a shiver down everyone's spines.
"You've had all your life to run and hide
Step up, now step up"
Bloom tackled Stormy now, landing heavy handed punches to the storm witches face before slamming a fist into the girls ribs breaking at least two of them.
"This is war and it never ends
This is war and it never ends
This is war"
Bloom got off of Stormy and finished the song before she fell to her knees coughing harshly.
"Bloom!" Her dorm mates called rushing to her worried, their snacks forgotten.
"I'm okay. Some of the ice just nicked my lung." Bloom said coughing up a bit of blood before standing up and opening her eyes.
"Oh… sorry bout that everyone. Here Stel. They were after your ring… again." Bloom said sheepishly while tossing Stella a small decorative clam before she fell face forward.
"Ow…now it hurts." Bloom said idly as Flora caught her.
"I'd say it does. You have several ice shards in your stomach and lungs." Tecna said running a scan on Bloom with her computers and causing Bloom to shrug.
"Here Bloom. Let me heal you." Stella said softly as she knelt down beside Bloom and gently began healing the red head, melting the ice shards.
"Thanks Stell. That makes it easier to breathe for sure." Bloom said grinning up at the blond as she was fully healed, the holes in her lungs closing.
"Of course it does. The holes in your lungs would have made it harder for you to breathe until eventually you suffocated or your lung collapsed. Both of which would have killed you by the way." Tecna said smartly as she ran another scan on the red head and frowned.
"Looks like your left femur is broken as well… how were you able to stand much less fight on it?" Tecna asked raising an eyebrow at Bloom who merely shrugged.
"A mix of breaking the bone before, breaking more than one bone before, experiencing more painful things, and adrenaline." Bloom said easily, shrugging her shoulders as Stella healed up her leg as well.
"Let's see…you're all green now. Okay you two can let her up now." Tecna said looking to Musa and Flora who had been holding Bloom down while Stella healed her.
"I still don't get why you two always hold me down when I need to be healed." Bloom said pouting at the two and causing Musa to snort.
"B. If we don't try to hold you down you will get up on two broken legs and try to do something insane/reckless/stupid which will end up with you being hurt worse." Musa said slowly as if talking and explaining it to a small child.
"Eh usually when I do that I'm helping someone or stopping some idiot." Bloom said with a grin and shrug, causing Musa to face-palm.
"That doesn't make us feel better about it and I was being rhetorical!" Musa said causing Bloom to blink at her for a minute before merely shrugging again.
"I was being truthful."