WC and SUPERJAIL

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if Bloom was raised as Alice's daughter in Superjail, and no one on Magix knew until a certain set of twins decided to come and visit. AU OOC)

"Little flame. It is-"

"Nice to-"

"See you-"

"Again." A set of monobrowed blond haired twin males said appearing out of nowhere on either side of Bloom, who wasn't phased in the least by their sudden appearance. For some reason everyone thought they heard techno music when the twins appeared.

"Thing One! Thing Two! It's good to see you both again as well! What are you two doing here?" Bloom asked smiling as she hugged the two, everyone around them jumping and staring at the strange set of twins on either side of the strange girl.

"We wanted-"

"To check-"

"On you-"

"And get-"

"Away for-"

"A little while." The two said hugging her slightly in return while she tensed up immediately.

"Get away? Why? Did something happen? Is Hunter loose again? Did the triplets or your father come back? Is my mom okay? Do I need to light someone on fire or stab them?" Bloom asked fretting over the twins as they regarded her with open amusement.

"Please stop-"

"Fretting. Everything-"

"Is normal-"

"Or as normal-"

"As Superjail ever-"

"Is! Everyone is-"

"Okay and Hunter-"

"Is still imprisoned-"

"While our siblings and-"

"Ozaal are staying-"

"Away from us-"

"And dimension 6512-"

"After that humiliating-"

"But humorous defeat-"

"They suffered at-"

"Your small hands." The twins said smiling at her in harmony.

"Good. Those bastards learned their lessons then." Bloom said sounding more than a little smug as she smirked at that, causing many to gape at her use of a curse.

"Bloom you know that other fairies, witches, and people in general aren't used to hearing a fairy curse, especially a freshman." Stella said sighing as she looked at her friend who just snorted at that.

"They can get used to it or kiss my tan ass! I was raised in a jail where mass murders are daily things, you really think I'll give a fuck if some magically powered asshole has something to say about my fucking language?" Bloom asked crossing her arms over her chest and earning scandalized looks while Stella merely sighed and shook her head at the girl she considered her best friend.

"Little Flame-"

"Has a-"

"Very good-"

"Point." The monobrow twins said smiling amused.

"You would know. How many of the murders were at your hands or schemes?" Bloom asked looking at the two who grinned at her.

"More than-"

"Anyone would ever-"

"Believe."

"Why do I hear Techno music?" Musa asked confused as she looked around for the source of the noise and trying not to freak out. Her friend was best friends with two mass murderers!?

"That's them. They haven't taught me how yet but somehow they always have Techno music playing in the background whenever they show up." Bloom said pouting at the twins who grinned at her.

"We promised to teach you."

"But you have yet to pick out your style."

"Which is necessary."

"For the technique." The twins said making Bloom scowl.

"That's only because I can't decide if I want rock music or heavy metal as my style! You two rock the Techno Twins thing but unlike you guys I'm going solo unless I can talk my friends into it…and considering how squirmish everyone here, even the witches and so called heroes, are of death, dismemberment, and all around common things for me…" Bloom trailed off with a scowl while the teachers were staring at her wide eyed, as were more than a few witches.

Things like death and dismemberment were common for the strange earth girl?

That…

Well that actually explained a lot.