Winx Club Rules
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and this is just random little things that pop into my head.)
Oh don't get her wrong. Faragonda knew this wasn't likely to end well, nothing's gone right for the last six years and she knew that it wasn't really their fault but... yeah the Winx caused most of the rules. Even they would admit to that.
If she hadn't been busy with paperwork and meetings she would have noticed the rules taking on a life of their own almost literally, as it was she only noticed two weeks later and dislocated her hip when she laughed herself out of her desk chair.
Rule 1: Despite what Griselda says you will NOT be turned into an iguana if you aren't on the list, you will be escorted to my office to talk about it if there are extenuating circumstances. -Faragonda
And yes coming from a planet that's supposed to be magicless counts as extenuating circumstances. So don't lie about your name and planet when registering. –Faragonda
To be fair Ms. F that was all Stella's idea. –Sheepish Bloom
Yeah it was and it worked for most of the day. –Proud Stella
D. Her longest working idea yet and her best one – Snickering Musa
It was only after Bloom admitted that she was a bit afraid of being turned into an iguana that Faragonda was alerted to her Deputies antics at registration. While knowing, or hoping she did, that the Head of Detention didn't mean it that didn't mean she could scare the girls.
Rule 2: If you are attacked by witches then do not try and take care of it yourself and instead alert a teacher, if you see a fellow student or someone else being attacked then alert a teacher! – Faragonda
Hey come on Bloom was literally frozen in a block of ice! She could have been dead by the time we found a teacher and got them to listen to us much less get back to where Bloom was! – Defensive Musa
As it was if Bloom had been left in that ice for another minute or two she would have suffered from severe hypothermia and likely pneumonia as well if not outright died. – Logical Tecna
Then next time someone stay to distract the witches and try and free whoever is trapped like that and one of the others can go get a teacher. – Common Sense
Okay the first time was understandable because their new friend was in danger but seriously despite it being five on three, not counting Knut, the Trix were seniors and the Winx freshmen. They were lucky Stella teleported them all to safety from Icy's blizzard attack.
Rule 3: If you believe someone is being impersonated and is likely in danger then for dragons sake alert a teacher! – Exasperated Griselda
You called? – Curious Bloom
Bloom you have the power of the Dragon Fire that does not make you a dragon – Face-Palming Barbatea
Well actually despite being human or at least in a human form most of the time she has the psychological and physiological readings of a dragon – Explained Ophelia
English please? – Confused Stella
She said Bloom is basically a dragon in human form. – translated Tecna
As if that's something new. We've known that ever since second year! – snickering Musa
The teachers were ashamed to realize that Stella had been held captive and impersonated by a witch for a full day without them noticing until after the Winx busted another impersonator amongst the students and remarked about the similarities although thankfully the witch was just setting up a prank.
Rule 4: If your powers effect your body then please let a faculty or staff member know, particularly Ophelia. – Fondly amused Faragonda
That way the next time I have to heal you I don't spend twenty minutes panicking and wondering why most of my healing spells aren't working on you. – Scowling Ophelia
Sorry but how was I to know I was immune to most spells? That never seemed to stop me from getting hurt so I didn't know it would stop me from being healed! – guilty Bloom
Which says something about how hard they keep hitting her if it gets past her spell resistance – worried Layla
According to my calculations, if they hit any of us like that or if Bloom weren't mostly spell resistant then we'd be dead by the end of our first year much less our third – concerned Tecna
As soon as they realized that Bloom was resistant to most small spells and almost every potion and poison due to her powers mixing with her body she was carted off to Ophelia for a thorough check up and everyone was horrified at how much damage some of their enemies like Valtor had done to her. The teachers were extremely pale at hearing how if she wasn't mostly magic resistant then Bloom would be dead long before now.
Rule 5: If some new enemy pops up or if the Trix attack do not immediately inform the Winx, instead alert the proper authorities, the teachers, and then the Winx – Disbelieving Faragonda
Honestly while the Winx are amazingly strong and probably the strongest fairies in at least the last hundred years that does NOT mean that they are the end all solution let the police do their jobs for once – Annoyed Griselda
Wow someone alert the media! Griselda just complimented us! – Shocked Stella
Honestly the cops have gotten a bit lazy since anytime an enemy popped up someone went and called the Winx for everything.
Rule 6: I don't care what the reason. Do NOT break into Cloud Tower! Seriously there is a security system and Headmistress Griffin will KNOW! – Annoyed Griselda
They stole my ring/scepter!- Defensive Stella
Then you should have informed the police or a teacher since it was the theft of a royal heirloom. – Pointing out the obvious Palladium
Yeah even I admit that wasn't our brightest idea ever- Sheepish Bloom
You guys actually broke into Cloud Tower? I thought that was a rumor- Shocked Layla and Roxy
Let's just say Freshman year was crazy and leave it at that. – Deadpanned Musa
On that we can agree – Nodding Griselda
Layla, Roxy, Selina and everyone else not there for the five original Winx girls first year were confused about why everyone said that the freshmen year of the original Winx girls was crazy but they never elaborated.
Rule 7: Next time you are grounded and invite boys over for a party, make sure you party first and then clean up. Makes more sense doesn't it girls? – Amused Faragonda
When was this?- Confused Griselda
That's what we want to know – curious Lalya, Selina, and Roxy
First year was crazy- Original Winx
That says everything and nothing at the same time. Impressive – Amused DuFour
Everyone else was confused about why Faragonda would keep joking with the Original Winx about them needing to party first and then clean up their mess. None of them specified what happened or why she did so, just saying that First Year was crazy.
Rule 8: Honestly will everyone stop trying to steal the Dragon Fire! It never works and that plan is just getting old now- Annoyed Bloom
Yeah it is kind of stale – Bored Stella
Wait what? – Confused Roxy and Selina
Yeah apparently a lot of people want Bloom's powers and keep trying to steal it from her. It never works for very long though if at all – Shrugging Musa
How can you say that so casually? – alarmed Roxy
Because that was every villains ambition from her first year until you came along. – bored Griselda
Roxy wasn't sure whether she actually wanted to know what had happened during her friends first three years until she came along…Selina however had no such issues and demanded details while looking guilty as hell until Bloom knocked some sense into her again.
Rule 9: If Bloom lights you on fire then do not come crying to the teachers unless you can't find someone to put it out. We will not be sympathetic because more often than not you deserved it. – Unimpressed Faragonda
She lit me on fire for no good reason – Alfea Senior, name hidden for safety
You're either the girl who kept saying I was sleeping around at Red Fountain or the one who was insulting my big sister who gave up her life to SAVE MINE! – Furious Bloom
…Yeah even I can admit that she deserved it, especially for speaking bad about Princess Daphne like that. – Griselda
You know it's bad when even the Queen of Detention admitted that you deserved to be set on fire for something you said or did. To be fair…the girl really did deserve it for speaking ill of the dead.
Rule 10: Since it has been confirmed that Bloom is in fact the Princess of Sparx, then she needs to be placed in the etiquette classes all royals and ladies of court must attend. – Faragonda
Yes now I don't have to suffer alone! – Cheering Stella
What am I? – Amused Layla
More of a tomboy than Bloom and Roxy combined- Snickering Musa
I'll see you in class Ms. Bloom – Amused DuFour
Bloom was annoyed when she was told she now had even more classes to attend in order to learn how to be a 'proper' princess. Roxy laughed at her friend and fellow Earth girls plight right up until Bloom dragged her to the classes as well. After all it was for princesses and Roxy is the princess of Earth Fairies.
Rule 11: Do not challenge Bloom to a spar and then whine about her going overboard. Her powers are centered around pure destructive force and she does not know how to hold back.
Seriously who is even dumb enough to try and challenge B anymore? – Musa
You'd be amazed. –Griselda
Seriously after the third time Bloom accidentally sent a student sparring with her to Ophelia… she was only allowed to spar with the other Winx girls and the teachers.
Rule 12: Okay seriously just don't try and challenge any of the 'Winx Club' to a spar and then complain about them going overboard. - Faragonda
It's not just Bloom who is overpowered. All of them are considered ridiculously strong, Bloom is just the most destructive. – Griselda
Considering her powers are actually fire based while the others are more subtly destructive it's not surprising –DuFour
Turns out each of them fighting the 'Big Bads' every year had the effect of making them ridiculously strong compared to their peers.