Random Winx Idea

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this just popped into my head at random…don't ask me why. AU OOC Bashing and femslash all possible and likely.)

"Where has young princess Roxy gone?" DuFour asked looking around for her student who had been beside her on a tour through Magix just a second ago. Looking around for her student for a moment, DuFour slowly grows more and more worried when she sees no sign of the pink haired girl.

"Princess Bloom!" DuFour was relieved however to spot the red haired fire wielder nearby and quickly moved over towards her.

"Hey Madame DuFour. I'm heading to an ice-cream shop, care to join me?" Bloom asked smiling at her teacher and pausing in her steps so that the woman could catch up. Bloom was alone for once with none of her friends nearby since they were all doing their own thing.

"Maybe later. I was giving princess Roxy a tour of Magix and it seems that we got separated and I can't seem to find her. Do you have any way of contacting her?" DuFour asked making Bloom frown slightly for a moment as she looked around for any sign of the younger fairy as well before she shrugged a bit.

"Well I don't have my phone with me…" No she had left that in her room so she could cheerfully and correctly say that any missed calls from Sky or the girls, she never heard the phone ring. Hard to hear it ring when it was back in her room at the school.

"I do know an earth trick I can use, if she can hear me and is able to answer then we'll find her easily." Bloom said smirking wider and wishing she did have her phone just so she could record DuFour's reaction.

"If you don't mind I'd much appreciate it princess Bloom." DuFour said looking relieved and making Bloom grin.

"Just call me Bloom. Now you might want to back up a bit. This may be loud." Bloom said stepping away from the silver haired woman and then looking at her cup.

"This Bitch Empty!" Bloom called loudly earning shocked or scandalized looks from everyone nearby.

"Princess Bloom!" DuFour was scandalized and blushing in embarrassment at the girls words.

"YEET!" There was a loud yell and a thrown can, thankfully empty, from the other side of the street however. Amazingly enough Bloom had caught the projectile before it could hit her or the wall.

"There she is!" Bloom said grinning widely as she pointed at where the can had come from. True enough there was a pink haired teenager who waved and ran over to them.

"Bloom! Thought that was you!" Roxy said beaming and jogging up to the red head who gave a snicker as she hugged the younger girl to her side.

"Honestly Roxy I'm the only one on Magix who knows vines and memes besides you. Of course it was me." Bloom said before turning to the gaping DuFour who looked like someone had just smacked her with a fish.

"I think we broke the teacher though. Come on Madame DuFour. Let's go get ice-cream, my treat. You can collect your composure on the way." Bloom said grinning as she half tugged the red clad woman to the ice-cream shop that Bloom preferred to visit.

"That's… really a method people from earth use to locate each other?" DuFour finally asked after they had gotten their ice-cream and the three had sat together at a small booth in the back.

"Well it doesn't work well on earth since everyone will answer. However if you ever need to find me or Roxy in a crowd at Alfea or anywhere besides earth then just yell 'This Bitch Empty' and both of us will yell Yeet back and throw something if we can." Bloom said grinning and honestly hoping the teacher would do it one day. That would be hilarious.

"Where are the Winx and Princess Roxy?" Palladium asked a few months later as they were trying to find the girls to help fend off the attack of the witches.

"I'm not sure." Faragonda answered shaking her head when they all turned to her, she was the closest to the girls so usually she knew where they were most of the time.

"Well…I…" DuFour paused as she looked at them and looked embarrassed.

"Bloom did teach me a way to find those raised on Earth and see where they were in a crowd or when they're not close by. It won't work on Earth but here where the only ones who know it seem to be Bloom, Roxy, and myself…" DuFour trailed off making the teachers look relieved at that information. She had gotten used to not using the titles for the two earth raised teens in the last few months, the titles just made the two uncomfortable after all.

"Well now's the time to use it." Griselda said causing DuFour to blush a bit but nod and take a few steps away from the others.

"This Bitch Empty!" DuFour shouted causing the teachers jaws to drop open in surprise or disbelief.

In an instant there were two shouts from by the gates.

"YEET!"

Bloom pouted for three days when she realized that she didn't get a picture of the teachers faces at the 'earth tracking method'.

Roxy just laughed.