Random Winx Idea

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this just popped into my head at random…don't ask me why. AU OOC Bashing and femslash all possible and likely.)

It had been two years since Faragonda had first walked into the Flaming Dragon, and she had come back to town and rented a hotel room indefinitely about one year ago. Every day either for a moment of peace and quiet or to try and get some more work done, or even just to talk with Bloom a bit, Faragonda showed up at the Flaming Dragon without fail during the dead part of the day.

Over the course of the last year she had met each of the girls that seemed to make up Bloom's main group of friends several times, and had seen Roxy more than two dozen times. Both the red haired blue eyed owner of the establishment and the dark pink haired purple eyed animal lover always made time to talk with the white haired woman for at least a moment or two before they had to do something else or left her to her work. She and the red head had started to tentatively open up to each other and even gone on a few outings that could be, and were, called dates.

"These sketches are very well done and life like." Faragonda noted one day as she sat at her now normal booth where a steaming cup of coffee and a plate with a fresh Blueberry Bush was waiting for her, Bloom having set them down on the table just as Faragonda walked in the door.

"Thanks. I do all of them myself, although the ones that are colored and painted are the ones Roxy got her hands on." Bloom said smiling and motioning to a painted picture of a life like bird sitting on a tree branch on what seemed to be a crisp winter day.

"You did all of these?" Faragonda asked swiveling her head to stare at Bloom shocked and earning a smile and nod from the red head. In the last two months of tentative, and rather insecure on the red heads part, dating they hadn't really delved into hobbies and all, so this was quite the surprise to the older woman.

"Yeah sketching is a hobby of mine. Don't get me wrong, I love my shop and wouldn't trade it for the world but I love sketching too." Bloom said causing Faragonda's face to soften, she could understand loving your hobby almost as much, if not more so, than you love your job.

"Impressive." Faragonda said with a sympathetic smile earning another smile from Bloom before the door dinged.

"Hey Bloom we need to talk!" A man yelled entering the coffee shop wearing a cop uniform and making Bloom tense and her face go blank. Faragonda felt herself tense and she subtly moved closer to the taller but younger woman because if someone had the relaxed and rather easygoing red head tensing then it couldn't be good.

"Officer Sky. We have nothing to speak about unless one of the girls needs bail money again, however if that was the case I would have gotten a phone call. If there was a problem of the legal kind or criminal kind then one of the other boys would have come to see me." Bloom said her voice colder than Faragonda heard it be in the last year. Sky? That was the name of Bloom's ex from what Faragonda had heard the other girls that were labeled the Wind around town.

"No it's not because of anything like that." The blond officer said shaking his head and making Bloom nod her head.

"Then if it's not official police business, I will politely ask you to leave and come back when you are off duty and not in uniform. I forgot your fork Fara, I'll be back with it in just a second." Bloom said her words polite but her voice as cold as ice to the blond but then warming as she looked at Faragonda.

"Take your time Bloom. I needed to make a call to my deputy anyways." Faragonda said nodding and digging out her cellphone from her pocket. She was already dialing before Bloom could even move away.

"Ah Griselda. Yes I had a question about the last email." Faragonda was already speaking as she moved to unlock the laptop she had set up on the table.

"Bloom we need to talk now!" The officer grabbed Bloom's wrist as she moved to go to the counter, causing Bloom to glare darkly while Faragonda tensed and slowly turned around, typing something on her laptop and turning it towards Bloom and the officer as she did so.

"Griselda get Griffin and possibly our lawyers ready. I'll have to call you back and fill you in on the details later." Faragonda said her voice frigid as she hung up her phone.

"Let go of me Sky." Bloom said her voice just as frigid as Faragondas as she stared down the officer.

"Bloom we need to talk! Now you're going to talk to me!" Sky said scowling at the red head who had a sneer pulling up on her lips.

"This is not police business now kindly let go of me and leave. If you want to talk about something that is personal business then you know where to find me, after you get off of work and into plain clothes instead of your uniform." Bloom said sneering at Sky and pulling her arm to try and pull it from his grasp.

"Not until we talk! You can't refuse an officer of the law!" Sky near yelled at the red head and was it Faragonda's imagination or was the room heating up a bit as Bloom glares darkly at the man?

"I believe that she said for you to let her go, twice now." Faragonda said putting a hand on the officers shoulder and earning a snarl from the man.

"Stay out of this old lady!" Sky snarled as he raised his fist at the woman who was calmly holding her cup of coffee in her hand.

"Don't you threaten my customer and girlfriend! You might have forgotten what exactly I can do but I guarantee you that I can give you a very painful reminder!" Bloom snarled and it definitely felt like the air around them had heated up now. Faragonda smiled slightly however at the girlfriend title, it was the first time the red head had said it.

"You wouldn't dare, especially with this old lady here. Now you're going to listen and talk to me or I will arrest both of you right now! No one would say anything if you had a few bruises for resisting arrest you fucking dyke!" Sky said grabbing Faragonda's shirt in his fist while still holding Bloom's arm in a tight grasp that was already making her arm bruise.

"Oh she doesn't need to protect me. I'm quite capable of taking care of myself but I thought red heads were the ones with tempers?" Faragonda asked raising an eyebrow and not bothered at all by the fist clenching her business suit. No she was much more concerned with the bruising grasp the officer had on the red head.

"I have a nasty temper but I worked on my patience. Apparently he's forgotten his anger management classes." Bloom said with a snort although she was tense and her free hand was balled into a fist, if Faragonda wasn't imagining it then there was even smoke rising from the girls lips.

"Allow me to help him cool his head." Faragonda said and then she upended her entire cup of coffee on the blond officers head.

"Why you-" Sky released the two women as he tried to wipe the coffee from his eyes with one arm and swung his other fist towards Faragonda.

He wasn't expecting the little old looking lady to catch his fist and flip Sky clear onto the floor. As soon as he was on the floor Bloom was on him pinning him down in a painful hold, knocking his gun and baton away from him before he could grab them and then handcuffing him with his own cuffs.

"Fara do you mind calling the police for me?" Bloom asked glancing up at Faragonda who already had her phone out.

"I'll do you one better dear. Ah Saladin! Yes? Remind me to give Griselda a raise for alerting you as well. Yes. Oh I can send you a video I'm sure you'll find most intriguing. I managed to record the entire thing on my laptop." Faragonda was speaking as she typed rapidly at the laptop and sent the video of the incident off.

"I'm sending a copy to you, Griselda, Griffy, and DuFour from legal. Oh I know you will want to take note of it." Faragonda said with a devious smirk on her face as she finished typing and merely waiting for a minute.

"That's Griselda now. Do you mind if I switch over? I may have to put this on conference if the others call as well." Faragonda said hitting a button.

"Yes Griselda I'm fine. Yes the boy is drenched in coffee on the floor wearing his own cuffs. I'll see you in a few hours." Faragonda said amused and then clicking a button and not looking bothered.

"Hello Saladin, ah Griffy is there as well? Yes Griselda is on her way here and arranging things on our end. Yes. Should I call the local authorities to hold him for you? Ah I wasn't aware Cordatora was nearby. Yes I shall see you both in a few hours, call Griselda and see if she'll let you hitch a ride. Yes. I'll see you soon." Faragonda said hanging up her phone and looking at Bloom.

"Well my dear. You don't have to worry much about this happening again. Three of my closest friends are on the way to help deal with this, as is my best lawyer if you feel up to pressing charges. You young man are in quite a lot of trouble and don't think you can somehow talk or bribe your way out of it." Faragonda said smiling warmly at Bloom who yanked Sky up off of the floor and shoved him into a seat nearby.

"Thanks Fara." Bloom asked although she just looked tired while Sky smirked smugly.

"Oh please. My family is practically royalty. I can be out of this by tomorrow." Sky said confidently and a bit arrogantly.

"Oh please. Saladin has been the commissioner for years and people older, smarter, and richer than you have tried to bribe him and failed. Of course you even trying will have Griffin ready to go back to her gang days to teach you a lesson. Griselda however will just think you stupid for trying and probably ruin you in a way no one else can ever trace and DuFour will have you tied up in so many legal red tape and charges that you won't even be able to make heads or tails of it all." Faragonda said waving off the boys claims easily before smiling at Bloom.

"Not a problem at all my dear. We've been dating for the last two months but I'm afraid I've always been the protective sort. My coworkers and friends should be here in three hours to deal with all of this, Cordatora however is only thirty minutes away so he'll be here first." Faragonda said earning a sneer from Sky.

"You into old dyke's now Bloom?" Sky sneered at his ex.

"I am turning twenty five this year and Faragonda just barely hit forty one. She's not old." Bloom said frowning at Sky heavily.

"Ignore him dear. Stress and all did turn my hair white prematurely. Besides every insult I consider a compliment to my character from him. And my friends will get even if they hear him. Honestly he just needs to stop digging his own grave." Faragonda said unbothered and just smirking at the boy.

"Honestly trying to attack the founder and CEO of a multinational multimillion dollar business who is best friends with the Police Commissioner and his wife? Not the best idea you've ever had, second dumbest you've had from what I've heard." Faragonda tutted at the boy. Both Sky and Bloom had the same reaction.

"What?!"