Random Winx Idea

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this just popped into my head at random…don't ask me why. AU OOC Bashing and femslash all possible and likely.)

"Honestly I think I'd be better off at the school for Heroes than here." Bloom told Faragonda right from the start when the woman asked the red haired earth girl to her office once Bloom refused to lie about who she was to get into the school.

"Why do you say that Miss Bloom?" Faragonda asked surprised at the girls remark as the teachers stared down the red head who hadn't bat an eye at the presumed show of force.

"Because one, it is way too pink here and if I stay here for long I will repaint something and you probably wouldn't like it." Bloom said without skipping a beat and earning a snicker from the red clad woman with the long grey hair.

"You wouldn't be the first to do it." Griselda said dryly but definitely a bit amused, most of the more recent students just didn't care about how pink the school was or thought it was part of being a fairy.

"Second because Stella acted really weird when she saw me take down that troll and if her reaction to my strength and skills are anything to go by then I definitely won't fit in well here. I don't particularly care about fitting in, but I would like to go a year without beating the crap out of some bitch for pissing me off." Bloom said shrugging and earning stern looks for her language.

"Language." Griselda chided immediately.

"English." Bloom didn't even waste a breath, causing DuFour and Palladium to snicker together at her answer.

"Why would your strength and skills cause her to react like that?" Wizgiz asked hopefully distracting Griselda from reacting to the 'disrespect'.

"I have no clue. Apparently ripping up a full grown tree and using it as a baseball bat isn't okay where she's from." Bloom said with a shrug of her shoulders and making the teachers stare at her.

"A full grown tree?" Palladium asked paling a bit and earning a nod from Bloom.

"Yeah I couldn't find anything heavier to hit him with but I figured the ogre wasn't strong enough to survive being hit by a car so a tree would have to do." Bloom said as if it were nothing out of the ordinary, and considering what she could lift when she was a toddler this truly was light weight to her.

"You expect us to believe that you ripped up a full grown tree and swung it around like it was nothing? You don't look strong enough to lift up one end of that couch." Griselda said with a snort as she looked at the couch where Palladium, Barbatea, Ophelia, and DuFour were sitting together.

"Should we get up?" Barbatea asked as Bloom stood and approached their couch without a word.

"Nope you're fine." Bloom said grasping the bottom of the couch with one hand and effortlessly lifting it up, with the adults still on it. The yelp from DuFour was nearly as funny as the shriek from Palladium.

"Honestly I've been picking things heavier than this up since I was five." Bloom said lifting her arm up and down as if she were holding a dumbbell or something a few times to show that there was no effort at all in her lifting the couch before she set it back down where it had been.

"But…how? You're as scrawny as a twig!" Ophelia asked in disbelief while Barbatea was rather pale and trembling.

"And yet I'm still a more healthy size than the rest of the girls I saw out there. Seriously do they just not eat or what?" Bloom asked with a snort and earning disbelieving looks from the rest of the teachers. THAT was what she was focusing on?!

"Besides I was able to pick up cars as if they weighed no more than a flower did ever since I was like four or five. Most of my hometown is used to it by now, although it always makes Roxy laugh when someone new sees me do it. Their reactions are hilarious." Bloom said with a snicker and earning some slow shocked nods from the teachers. They could imagine.

"But a two to three hundred pound couch with four healthy weight adults on it?" Wizgiz asked in disbelief as he stared at the red head who smirked.

"Like I said, I've been picking up things heavier since I was five. Besides, there's no way such beautiful women could ever be heavy in any sense of the word." Bloom said smirking at the three women on the couch who all blushed at that, even if only a little bit in DuFour's case.

"Are you…flirting with them?" Palladium asked torn between amused and disbelieving at the girls words.

"Only if it doesn't make them uncomfortable." Bloom said without skipping a beat and causing Ophelia and Barbatea to blush a bit but nod their heads.

"Sorry. We're married." Ophelia said causing Bloom to give a heavy sigh.

"Of course such beauties would be taken. You're married as well aren't you gorgeous?" Bloom asked looking at DuFour whose entire face flamed red as she slowly shook her head in the negative.

"Oh?" Bloom asked surprised and raising an eyebrow as she picked up DuFour's head.

"How could such a beautiful woman wear no ring? Do the men around here have no eyes to see with?" Bloom asked pressing a kiss to the back of DuFour's hand with a small grin on her face as she maintained eye contact with the red clad professor. DuFour's entire face went an even deeper shade of red and her eyes rolled up in her head as she collapsed against Ophelia, having fainted.

"I don't know whether to scold you for flirting with one of your teachers, or be amused at the fact that you actually made DuFour faint." Griselda said her face looking torn as she stared at Bloom.

"Ah but of course I would flirt with such visions of loveliness. If I weren't sure that you were married then I would flirt with you as well, but of course such a beautiful woman like you would be taken as well." Bloom said making Griselda blush as well while Faragonda was just snickering at their reactions.

"Besides I'm not technically a student, I wasn't registered for the classes and I openly said that I would probably do better at the Hero school. Therefore you aren't my teachers." Bloom said cheerfully and causing Faragonda to let out a small snort of laughter that she quickly tried to hide.

"Oh Saladin and Griffin are going to love you." Faragonda said trying to keep a straight face as she looked at the red head who shrugged slightly.

"As long as they're beautiful women, and don't mind my slightly possessive and protective sisters, then I'm sure I'll love meeting them too." Bloom said with a grin on her face.

"Sisters?" Griselda asked focusing on that part and trying to beat down her blush.

"Not by birth but by choice. Selina's a few months younger than me and is currently in an apprenticeship with Eldora for her fairy powers, she'll have to attend Cloud Tower in a few years for her witch ones but she's staying on earth for now. Roxy is four years younger than me and Selina and is possessive and protective as hell since her mom was trapped by those Wizards when she was a baby. She'll be enrolling in Alfea in about three years." Bloom said nodding and smiling fondly as she thought of her sisters.

"I see…" Faragonda said and then she thought about how amusing it was watching Bloom flirt with Griselda and DuFour, and then about how monstrously strong the red head was.

"Well Miss Bloom. I have an idea."

Griselda slammed her clip board into her face cause damnitt she forgot her boss and old classmate was a prankster like no other when she had an accomplice/enabler around. That's why Saladin and Griffin weren't allowed to visit at random anymore!

And by the grin on Bloom's face, Faragonda had a new accomplice/enabler that she had easy access too at any given moment.

Damnitt Griselda wasn't drunk enough for this yet.