Random Winx Idea

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this just popped into my head at random…don't ask me why. AU OOC Bashing and femslash all possible and likely.)

"Sorry Roxy. Looks like your mom isn't here." Bloom said sighing and looking at the youngest of the fairies as the Earth Fairies moved to go back into Tir Na Nog, causing Morgana to freeze in place for a moment.

"That or the others at school were right and she didn't want me." Roxy said making Bloom tense while Morgana's head whipped around in a heartbeat.

"They said what?" Bloom asked her eyes narrowing dangerously while the other fairies stopped when they noticed that their queen was staring at the strange earth fairy that had not joined them in their quest for revenge.

"Oh calm down it's not the worse they've said about it. Hell Mitzi said yesterday that my mom left because she knew I'd be good at nothing but laying on my back." Roxy said rolling her eyes and causing Bloom to growl deep in her throat dangerously, Morgana's eyes narrowed in anger at that and her own hair began whipping slightly in an unseen wind.

"Shit tackle her!" Layla said bodily slamming into Bloom and causing the others to jump on her as well as they tried to pin down the red head of the group.

"Let me go! I'm gonna burn her face off!" Bloom snarled as she wiggled a bit trying to get out from under them without burning any of them.

"Bloom no! No arson charges!" Stella said while Roxy looked surprised.

"Why do you care so much anyways B?" Roxy asked looking at the older girl confused and earning a startled look from the rest of the Winx.

"You mean you haven't noticed the fact that Bloom has basically adopted you?" Flora asked raising an eyebrow at the younger girl who blinked a few times at that.

"Let me put it to you like this. You're an earth girl, she's raised on earth. Your mom was taken from you because of magic, her birth parents and older sister were taken from her because of magic. She was bullied, you were bullied until we got here. You're pretty much a baby animal, she's a full grown dragoness." Musa listed to the younger girl who blinked a bit before giving a small 'oh' in understanding.

"Is that why she's so cuddly and affectionate with me and makes sure I eat and all?" Roxy asked earning nods from the rest of the Winx while Bloom tried breaking free from them now that they were distracted.

"Bloom no! No murder charges!" Layla said slamming her fist onto the other girls head.

"Your mom hit me harder than this!" Bloom shouted at her friend, earning several gasps from the others and a look of disbelief from the Earth Fairies.

"A vine really Bloom?" Roxy asked with a snort of amusement.

"No Bloom! Bad dragon!" Musa said repining Bloom and giving her another hit on the head to go with Layla's.

"What the fuck Richard!" Bloom said causing Roxy to cackle.

"Who is Richard?!" Musa was completely lost.

"Bloom I swear to god if this another meme!" Tecna trailed off her eyebrow twitching as she kicked Bloom.

"Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this." Bloom said pouting. Roxy was literally on the ground now crying she was laughing so hard as she clapped, looking kind of like a deranged seal.

"What the actual fuck is she talking about?" Musa asked in disbelief at how weird Bloom was acting now, even for Bloom.

"She's making Roxy laugh. She wanted Roxy to stop feeling so sad or upset." Flora said softly as she noticed how hard Roxy was laughing, the poor girl was literally rolling on the ground in tears now.

"She could have at least clued us in on it. I thought we were giving her brain damage or something." Stella said relaxing a bit now that she knew that her friend was okay, just cheering up their youngest member in a weird earth style way.

"Nah my healing ability keeps brain damage from effecting me too bad or for too long. Along with most other things that could and probably should kill me." Bloom said brightly at that even though her friends were still pinning her down.

"Do I even want to know how you know that?" Flora asked looking torn between wanting to know and wanting to cover her ears.

"Hey Roxy. You know that eternal question about Red Bull?" Bloom called to her friend who was slowly calming down from laughing so hard.

"The thirty-six cans one? Bloom you didn't!" Roxy said wide eyed and actually looking stunned at that.

"Benefits of a healing ability! Thirty six cans of Red Bull consecutively made the Trix go cowering in fear and all of my sense went past normal limits even for fairies!" Bloom said with a cackle causing Morgana's mouth to drop open. She knew what Red Bull was and what it did to a person after just one or two cans…but thirty six of them in a row?!

"You bounced around like a squirrel on crack all over the planet and set most of Alfea, Cloud Tower, and Red Fountain on fire!" Musa said scowling at Bloom who cackled even harder at that.

"You must be kidding me?" Morgana voiced in disbelief as she stared at the group that were still dogpiling their leader to keep her from likely committing arson…again by the sounds of it.

"Nope! We have a new battle strategy against enemies if we just get tired of bull shit now. Just give Bloom two or three cans of Red Bull and she goes nuts." Stella said brightly and causing the earth fairies to look a little weary at hearing that. Did that mean that if they sought their revenge on the humans that the strange powerful red head would be aimed at them?

"She causes a lot of property damage though, fire is a very destructive power after all." Flora said although she smacked Stella upside the head for her language.

"Next thing you know she'll be testing her healing ability by drinking smoothies made out of bleach." Roxy said shaking her head in disbelief while Bloom slowly gave an almost unhinged grin at that.

The rest of the Winx and Morgana reacted immediately, all of them looking horrified at the thought. Although Morgana did get some weird looks for saying it as well.

"No!"